Well, here’s a scandal I never saw…coming?
Nashville Mayor Megan Barry admitted Wednesday to an extramarital affair with a Metro police sergeant who had been assigned to protect her. Still, in an exclusive interview with NewsChannel 5 Investigates, Barry insisted that she has not misused taxpayer funds as part of the relationship with Metro Police Sergeant Rob Forrest.
I think Mayor Moron misunderstood the lyrics to “Fuck Tha Police“.
Liberals can be so literal.
Having said that, surely a former business ethics and compliance officer like Megan Barry understands that more than doubling the overtime pay for her bodyguard as she took her married manhammer on Nashville business to Denver, Salt Lake City, San Francisco, New York, Paris, and Greece might arouse suspicion if not her loins. This is a textbook definition of an appearance of impropriety and a corporation would fire you in a heartbeat for this behavior.
You wouldn’t walk into HR all cow-eyed and declare “we’re all just consensual, sexy middle-aged adults here, what’s the BFD?” Besides,when you’re a feminist this is a historic achievement. She just broke the glass mattress.
The media in Nashville is too nice. They won’t even ask Titans players why they suck so they definitely aren’t going to ask if the Mayor did to her security detail while on these trips.
Surely he was off the clock that hour. Because professionalism.
But Mayor Barry has indicated that she has zero intentions of resigning. And why should she? The only standards Democrats have are double standards. She was getting ready to ramrod a $10 billion dollar light rail project down the taxpayer’s throats thinking that our gag reflexes are as nonexistent as hers. The Agenda far outweighs any potential legal ramifications from her adulterous affair and if she just keeps her head down, not in someone’s lap, and keeps doing The Work of the People of Nashville ™ then they’ll forgive just like God already has. Just ask him.
Naturally, Nashville Democrats just see a curvy, vivacious woman who happens to enjoy extramarital sex with her employee. It’s quite liberating to them. And you’re prudes to think otherwise.
Barry responded, “I think that the records will show that, if you look at my schedule versus his overtime, I think you will see that my schedule reflects that I was out there working.”
Forrest was also there the day that Barry and her husband Bruce joined Nashville in mourning the death of her son Max.
But Max’s death, she says, helps her keep this moment in perspective.
NewsChannel 5 Investigates noted, “There may be some people who say, she cannot govern, she must resign. What do you say to them?”
“No,” she insisted.
“This is a bad day. I am going to have a lot more days coming. I’ve already had my worst day. And I know the difference between a mistake and a tragedy.
This is beyond low and it’s not hard to see how someone with a complete lack of scruples drags their dead son into a rationalization of their homewrecking, adulterous affair with Sgt. Forrest Hump that began well in advance of that death. This is the excuse of someone who knows they won’t be challenged by the local media.
My son died of a drug overdose of painkillers and cocaine last year. This is just a “bump in the road” compared to that. Keep telling yourself that.
But I’ll play along. Maybe it is. Adultery. Consensual cuckolding. Feathering your love nest on the taxpayer’s dime. Everyone else is having a good time, why not #MeToo? When you’re rich, you can pay the help to grab you by the pussy. If Barry stays in office, it says as much about the Leftist garbage that has moved to Nashville from California, New York, Chicago, and Michigan to install and keep someone so demonstrably void of shame or a moral compass.
Congratulations on someone finally replacing Bill Boner as the most embarrassing politician the city has ever had. I guess The Nashville Scene can now rename their snarky annual guide for local political goofs and guffaws to the BoneHer Awards.