Adulterous Sex And The Music City

Well, here’s a scandal I never saw…coming?

Nashville Mayor Megan Barry admitted Wednesday to an extramarital affair with a Metro police sergeant who had been assigned to protect her. Still, in an exclusive interview with NewsChannel 5 Investigates, Barry insisted that she has not misused taxpayer funds as part of the relationship with Metro Police Sergeant Rob Forrest.

I think Mayor Moron misunderstood the lyrics to “Fuck Tha Police“.

Liberals can be so literal.

Having said that, surely a former business ethics and compliance officer like Megan Barry understands that more than doubling the overtime pay for her bodyguard as she took her married manhammer on Nashville business to Denver, Salt Lake City, San Francisco, New York, Paris, and Greece might arouse suspicion if not her loins. This is a textbook definition of an appearance of impropriety and a corporation would fire you in a heartbeat for this behavior.

You wouldn’t walk into HR all cow-eyed and declare “we’re all just consensual, sexy middle-aged adults here, what’s the BFD?” Besides,when you’re a feminist this is a historic achievement. She just broke the glass mattress.

The media in Nashville is too nice. They won’t even ask Titans players why they suck so they definitely aren’t going to ask if the Mayor did to her security detail while on these trips.

Surely he was off the clock that hour. Because professionalism.

But Mayor Barry has indicated that she has zero intentions of resigning. And why should she? The only standards Democrats have are double standards. She was getting ready to ramrod a $10 billion dollar light rail project down the taxpayer’s throats thinking that our gag reflexes are as nonexistent as hers. The Agenda far outweighs any potential legal ramifications from her adulterous affair and if she just keeps her head down, not in someone’s lap, and keeps doing The Work of the People of Nashville ™ then they’ll forgive just like God already has. Just ask him.

Naturally, Nashville Democrats just see a curvy, vivacious woman who happens to enjoy extramarital sex with her employee. It’s quite liberating to them. And you’re prudes to think otherwise.

Barry responded, “I think that the records will show that, if you look at my schedule versus his overtime, I think you will see that my schedule reflects that I was out there working.”

Forrest was also there the day that Barry and her husband Bruce joined Nashville in mourning the death of her son Max.

But Max’s death, she says, helps her keep this moment in perspective.

NewsChannel 5 Investigates noted, “There may be some people who say, she cannot govern, she must resign. What do you say to them?”

“No,” she insisted.

“This is a bad day. I am going to have a lot more days coming. I’ve already had my worst day. And I know the difference between a mistake and a tragedy.

This is beyond low and it’s not hard to see how someone with a complete lack of scruples drags their dead son into a rationalization of their homewrecking, adulterous affair with Sgt. Forrest Hump that began well in advance of that death. This is the excuse of someone who knows they won’t be challenged by the local media.

My son died of a drug overdose of painkillers and cocaine last year. This is just a “bump in the road” compared to that. Keep telling yourself that.

But I’ll play along. Maybe it is. Adultery. Consensual cuckolding. Feathering your love nest on the taxpayer’s dime. Everyone else is having a good time, why not #MeToo? When you’re rich, you can pay the help to grab you by the pussy. If Barry stays in office, it says as much about the Leftist garbage that has moved to Nashville from California, New York, Chicago, and Michigan to install and keep someone so demonstrably void of shame or a moral compass.

Congratulations on someone finally replacing Bill Boner as the most embarrassing politician the city has ever had. I guess The Nashville Scene can now rename their snarky annual guide for local political goofs and guffaws to the BoneHer Awards.

Dear Santa Trump

I’m a big believer in taking quick wins where you can get them.

As such, make my Christmas come early this year by issuing executive orders repealing rules or bans concerning gas caps, low-flow toilets, and incandescent bulbs tout suite.

These things never should have been screwed with in the first place and are a constant reminder that there is no area that the dick of government doesn’t want to shove into the hole of your life.

Just do it while we have the chance.

I’ll give up bumpfire stocks to get back 3.5 gallon commodes and gas cans that don’t spill more than they put in a tank.

Down Low Delanie And The Only Quote That Matters on NFL Anthem Protests

“Down Low” Delanie Walker, as he’s called in some circles (he so pretty, isn’t he?), was catching more than balls this week following a smarmy interview he gave to a local reporter after the Tennessee Titans and Seattle Seahawks agreed to disrespect the country:

“Fans that don’t want to come to the game? OK, bye. If you feel we’re disrespecting you, don’t come to the game. You don’t have to,” Walker said. “No one’s telling you to come to the game. It’s your freedom of choice.”

Given all of the empty seats I’ve seen at the Titans game this year, clearly the Titans are aiming for a more selective audience. But following his dissing of the flag and the fans, now he’s catching some heat:

“The death threats that my family and I have received since my comments are heartbreaking,” he wrote. “The racist and violent words directed at me and my son only serve as another reminder that our country remains divided and full of hateful rhetoric. “

You don’t want to receive threats? Ok, bye. You feel you’re being disrespected? Go play somewhere else. You don’t have to play here. It’s your freedom of choice.

Like abandoning your babymama when she pregnint. She white tho’, Mr. Black Unity.

Down Low got his SJW talking points following Eric Reid’s NYT editorial this week where they try to move the goalposts and say that spitting on the flag, the anthem, and the fans is really just about their amazing “dialogue” outreach program to Raise Awareness(tm) that millionaire blacks will complain about anything.

It baffles me that our protest is still being misconstrued as disrespectful to the country, flag and military personnel. We chose it because it’s exactly the opposite. It has always been my understanding that the brave men and women who fought and died for our country did so to ensure that we could live in a fair and free society, which includes the right to speak out in protest.

I’m sure there are a great many subjects baffle Mr. Reid. But no one is misconstruing his or Colin Kaepernick’s intent in flag and anthem protesting. He’s lying to himself or he’s lying to public about that.

Here is what Colin Kaepernick said about why he protests the flag and the anthem:

After the game, during an interview with, Kaepernick explained that the move was a protest over how the country treats black people and people of color.

“I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses Black people and people of color,” Kaepernick said. “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder.”

So there you have it. Straight from the ungrateful son of a bitch’s dicksucker. He is protesting the flag. He is protesting the anthem. It’s a racist country and he’s not showing it any respect ‘cuz “bodies in the streets” or some made-up bullshit.

And so the fuck is all of the NFL. You can try to massage the PR because of the blowback but we know exactly why you’re doing it, when you’re doing it.

All police should boycott NFL events. All military flyovers should be cancelled. The IRS should revoke the NFL’s tax status. And that’s just for starters. It’s my feeling that a lot of games have been rigged over the years.

Now reports are circulating that the Raiders offensive line threw the game because QB Derek Carr didn’t kneel for their anti-american anthem protest. So because Carr didn’t protest with them, the O-Line didn’t protect him and his receivers intentionally dropped balls.

As a source inside the Raiders lockerroom reported an offensive guard told him, “He wants to stand alone? He can stand alone on the field.”

So much for that “team unity” I keep hearing about. NFL, the check engine light on your multi-billion dollar car is flashing.

Tar Baby President Fights The White Supremacist NFL

I have been as critical as anyone of Trump in the past but he is an absolute genius to take on the NFL and the NBA. Trump goading the felons, the barely able to speak and read, the pampered and powdered wig owners flinging themselves against him to support the use of their taxpayer funded stadiums as an excuse to stick their middle fingers in the faces of their fans on a weekly basis is “The Art of War”.

And to do it abroad? Well, fuck you all forever.

I’ve watched football since I was two years old. Loved it. Followed it. Spent 16 hours a week watching games or playing fantasy. And I have been done with it for about a year now and don’t miss it at all.

This current imbroglio all stems from Ferguson and the Rams celebrating their felons’ non-sequitir protest against the national anthem in the course of their work duties. I have problems with the militarization of the police, the dissolving of the 4th amendment, civil asset forfeiture, and the rampant abuse of disproportionate force against people and animals.

But who goes to work and takes a knee to protest injustice in the lobby of their building? Who makes a public display of their political agreements every day in front of their employer’s customers and what employer celebrates them for doing it?

Customer: Umm, yea…I’d like to get some chicken tenders and a coke.
Cashier at Window 1: Imma let you finish but climate change is important to me so Imma take a knee to protest the Keystone pipeline for two minutes. Fuck you and go to window 2.
Cashier at Window 2: The plight of undocumented workers being kicked out of the only country they’ve ever known is responsible for me having to work the Fry-a-lator. Imma take a knee in silent protest. Pull ahead so you don’t count against my timer and park and I’ll bring your order out when I get through.

No one is saying that no one has a right to protest. But there is a place and a time. People looking for an escape from the stress of their daily lives shouldn’t have to be subject to having their multi-millionaire entertainers throw their tantrum against the flag and the national anthem that has absolutely nothing to do with their pet causes.

What does the flag and the anthem have to do with police?

The rub is that – let’s say this is all worked out this season. Are the fans ever going to forget that the spoiled rotten, crybullies on the field are a bunch of anti-american racebaiters who hate them and their institutions?

The NFL signed a suicide note this weekend. The players wrote it so it’s illegible and misspelled but the white supremacist owners co-signed it in counterparts. The slaveowners joined with the slaves to paraphrase Colin Kaepernick’ svengal. These organizations currently only exist because of a bad deal they signed with ESPN. Like Saudi Arabia warring with US frackers, the NFL can survive for a while on less revenue from dwindling ticket sales and merchandise purchases. Not so much without advertising revenue.

But this is a war. And if it’s war the NFL wants – it’s war the NFL should get. Boycott the games in person and on tv. Have Congress end the NFL’s anti-trust exemption.

I never believed that the goal of all the concussion talk was meant to be anything other than a ploy to end the NFL. Clearly, enough owners and players have enough brain damage to make that happen.

The guardians of the goose that laid the golden egg have fatally misjudged the dynamic.

So Tennessee Wants A Domestic Violence Offender Registry

Stupidity always has bipartisan support.

Both Democrats and Republicans are supporting a measure to create a domestic abuse registry, though some domestic violence prevention advocates say it might create a “chilling effect” for victims.

Chilling Effect is the least concern. Weaponizing marital disputes so that one party can use the government’s offender registry to effectively cut the other’s income off and stigmatize them for the rest of their life would be worse.

For an idea this stupid to be birthed, you had to know some East TN busybody Republican would be the virtue signaler playing the midwife. Apparently declaring The Bible the official state book and filing transgender bathroom bills – you know – the serious stuff, must already be sorted.

The bill, HB0221, sponsored by Rep. John Ragan, R-Oak Ridge, would add people convicted of domestic assault or convicted of violating an order of protection or restraining order to a registry list maintained by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation for 10 years, similar to the Sex Offender Registry or animal abuse registry.

There is no “10 Years”. The Internet is forever. If an offense is not so serious that it can fall off a registry after “x” amount of time then there is no need for one.

There already laws on the books for each of these offenses. Creating an “offender registry” puts spouses who have an argument more spirited than a rousing discussion on Crossfire in peril of losing everything they own by equating them with sex reprobates and dogfighting rings.

How do the kids like their childhood when one of their parents keeps getting locked up in jail for not meeting child support payments when they can’t get a job anymore?

This goes for women too. I know a married couple where the wife started punching her husband for cheating, he called the cops and wifey got to spend the mandatory 24 hours in the clink.

Consequently, she was no less pissed off when her hubby was picking her up from jail the next day and she started punching him again in front of the cops outside of the Criminal Justice Center. Should have been arrested again.

She could have caught them in bed and killed them and used a crime of passion defense but there is no crime of passion defense for a minor scuffle.

Does she deserve a lifetime of unemployment or diminished earning capacity for reacting normally?

Can a 150 lbs man not defend himself against the 240 lbs Sasquatch who ate his wife and took her name?

This type of garbage is always improved upon by extending the punishment to removing someone’s 2nd Amendments rights or driving privileges with the commensurate several thousand dollars in fees to the state for monitoring, therapy, and court costs.

Same thing with DUI laws. Maybe you won’t drink anymore after you’ve lost your wife, kids, job, car, and insurance for having two drinks after work. A crime with no victim but the punishment is worse than stealing a car and strongarm robbing a gas station.

Which is to say that none of this is about reducing domestic violence or drunk driving. It is the scourge of the Do Something Caucus.

The real result will be less people getting married and less people having kids. We already see this with the fundamentally unfair way men are treated in the divorce courts. Men are already going on strike.

Relationships are complicated and having the steroidal referee of government jumping into its sometimes squared circle to hand down lifetime punishments is a Rubicon that can never be uncrossed.

What? You support wifebeating? Thank God we did something. Now, if she doesn’t divorce him she can financially support him while he’s unemployed or underemployed.

Luckily, that won’t be a sore spot and cause of future arguments for the rest of their lives as to who is responsible for all financial hardships.

Obama Denies “Ordering” His Wiretaps On Trump During The Election

You say ISIL. I say ISIS.

Say what you will but you can always tell when Obama lies by how he hedges his language. Don’t call my bluff on this..

In the creative cabinetry that the legal carpenters in the Obama administration crafted, their shoddy work was always characterized by the thinnest of veneers:

In a statement, Kevin Lewis, a spokesperson for Obama, rejected Trump’s assertion. “A cardinal rule of the Obama Administration was that no White House official ever interfered with any independent investigation led by the Department of Justice,” he said.

“As part of that practice, neither President Obama nor any White House official ever ordered surveillance on any U.S. citizen. Any suggestion otherwise is simply false,” he added.

So when Obama says he didn’t “order” the wiretaps, is that admitting that he knew about them and tacitly condoned them or, at the very least, knew about them?

This is all banana republic stuff.

Loretta Lynch meeting Bill Clinton on the tarmac for an off the record meeting shows no appearance of impropriety. And Lynch wiretapping her rival isn’t either.

Is there a reading comprehension problem with the media here?

Of course, the media has been spinning Trump’s accusation that Obama wiretapped him as being fake because he didn’t dump the contents of all the information he has out into the public sphere before leveling the charge.

So, does that make Obama’s non-denial denial that he “ordered” the wiretaps any less ingenuous as well?

Surely not. He only wiretapped journalists, the cloak room in Congress, and all of our allies. But spy on Trump??? No way. Too much integrity.

The fact is that his highly politicized Justice Department did it either with his approval or with his knowing.

Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?

His spokesperson is saying the DoJ did it and that he or anyone with executive privilege did not interfere with the thinnest of plausible denials.

Which is bullshit. An election was going on and he was trying to influence it.


All these people must be purged and then imprisoned. Up to an including Obama and Jarrett.

We’ll get to Biden once we establish how he got his son on the Board of a Ukranian gas company within a year after being kicked of an exceptionally short stint in the Navy for cocaine.

Hunter Biden needed the coke though. It’s hard to be a dishonorably discharged lawyer who globetrots to the Ukraine to join the board of a Putin tied gas concern in a country where you don’t speak the language while simultaneously and adulterously screwing your dying/dead brother’s wife on mere coffee alone.

If Trump’s claims are true, this is the greatest political scandal in my lifetime.

And You Thought They Liked Nasty Women

Kelly Anne Conway sits on a couch in the Oval Office trying to get a good photo with her smartphone.
Leftists lose their minds at her lack of respect for the office and suggestive, not ladylike repose.

Tsk, tsk, Kellyanne. Don’t you know that liberals like Nasty Women?

As such, they’d prefer you on your knees servicing the President under the desk.

Because they’re, *growl* Naaassty Womynz.

DNC Deathwatch: The Crusade To Islamify The Permanent Minority Party

Live Update: After a first round of votes, Perez missed a win by one vote with Ellison trailing by 13 votes.

In the interim, angry DNC attorney Peter McPeckerface decided to drop out and endorse Ellison with his massive vote tally of zero from behind his furrowed eyebrows and glaring stare.

Super weird.

If Ellison loses, I need to get my popcorn ready. The Establishment will have screwed the millenials over again.

Round 2 should decide it.

Oh, shit. Perez wins. Ellison got no more votes in the 2nd Round and he doesn’t look like a happy jihadi.

It is all frowns and boos in the back of the room. Ellison is fuming.

Perez’s first act? To suspend the rules and make Ellison DNC Deputy Chair. Why would the winner do this?

The crowd is wilder about this than Perez’s win.

Take it away Alan Dershowitz. Does this count? 46% of the DNC voted for a lifelong jewhating bigot and gave him Deputy chair as a consolation prize.

Ellison congratulates “Our” Chair.

DNC you’ve made a deal with the devil. Ellison is giving a longer speech than Perez.

In the back, an angry harridan screams “Fuck Trump”.


It’s like some horrific car crash where I can’t stop grinning. A better analogy might be one of those self-inflicted, work-related injuries that bombmakers suffer.

Either way, as long as Democrats die or have lifelong injuries as a result – I’m pretty cool with it.

Today is the day. The Democratic National Committee is going to elect a direct disciple of Louis Farrakhan and a well-documented anti-semite and terrorist sympathizer as their Chairman.

They started off with an invocation from an Imam, natch. The only acceptable establishment of religion.

In retrospect, September 11th was a real clarifying moment as to who some people are wasn’t it?

I love it. This is great. Live on C-Span 1.

Disgraced, fired CNN bulldagger Donna Brazile is herding the cats. Disgraced former Baltimore Mayor Stephanie “Give Them Room To Destroy” Rawlings-Blake is giving the Lunatics at the DNC, er, room to destroy.

There Are 195 Other Countries In The World

Fun(damentalist) Fact: About 50 of those countries have a Muzzloid majority.

Pick one.

Oh, they won’t take you? They’re all shitholes? They’re all as bad as your homeland?

Well, come to America the liberals scream. The land of racism, xenophobia, sexism, and myriad other bigotries. Come one, come all to enjoy our passive intolerance and so we can celebrate the diversity of your violent intolerance.

The End of Netflix

After Reed Hastings’s comments yesterday, I went ahead and cancelled my Netflix account of nine years and would naturally encourage anyone else reading to do the same:

“Trump’s actions are hurting Netflix employees around the world, and are so un-American it pains us all.”

Of course, Hastings was a huge Clinton backer since the beginning and recites the party line about how “we’re safer taking in terrorists” and don’t forget the poor, poor Dreamers.

But back to un-American are we? If the last eight years of creeping Sharia, billion dollar bribes to Ayatollahs, lawless migration and encouraging Mexican mothers to put their five year olds on top of a moving fucking train so that they can become child sex slaves to Washington, DC liberals and Hollyweird pedos then let’s be un-American.

Starting with shitcanning Netflix. I barely watched it anyway. They load it on every device. Their stock mainly went up because people were cutting the cord and fed up with cable.

Well, we can get fed up with you too, asshole.

Starting today. Let’s see if you can go the way of Angie’s List, JC Penney, and Target.

Corporate America doesn’t run this country anymore. Power to the People.

The South Finally Rose Again

In the North. And in the Midwest and the West.

The defiant officials — from New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and smaller cities, including New Haven; Syracuse; and Austin, Tex., said they were prepared for a protracted fight.

“We’re going to defend all of our people regardless of where they come from, regardless of their immigration status,” Mayor Bill de Blasio of New York said at a news conference with other city officials.

Well, well, well. Quite a statement President Jefferson Davis De Blasio von Wilhelm II. And what of General Rahm Emanuel Bedford Forrest? Is he preparing his bedsheets for the ceremonial burning of the cross?

For 8 years, they cheerfully applauded when Obama sued states like Arizona under the idea that only the federal government, and The President alone, dictates immigration policy. Now a sudden change of heart.

Meet the new Neo-Confederates waving the Stars and Bars to protect the slave labor that fuels their economies. Not to mention the underaged, untraceable “Dreamers” who keep the truly elites’ beds warm.

Yea, I’m saying it. Democrats have a national child sex trafficking ring going on with the DACA program. Let’s find you a nice home with Uncle Pedosta. Wanna slice of pizza? We can share.

Cut off their supply lines. Burn their homes and businesses to the ground. Hang or shoot the rest.

I would say to rape their women but, if last weekend’s protest was correct, their funky asses are walking around in bloody panties and pantsuits. So bring a drop cloth.

The Union Forever.

Two Girls And A Couplet

Does Spanx make straitjackets?

If not, I have an investment opportunity I’d like to discuss offline with interested entrepreneurs.

I know this is late in coming given the ongoing efforts to clean up the snail trail that Hillary holdouts slimed all over the country last weekend.

But can we say it? These were bitches that bought plane and bus tickets in advance of Hillary’s coronation and couldn’t get their deposits back.

One in particular stood tall above all the others. First among equals. A brave face that should be carved into the stony stretchmarks of Mount Thrushmore.

In honor of Ashley Judd’s meritorious service in illustrating what a complete bunch of whacked-out-of-their-gourds, loopy cunts her and her supporters were/are/forever will be…I present her with the coveted Red Vag of Courage. May it itch eternally in that big Back Alley Abortion Clinic in the sky:

“My name is Ashley Judd and I am a feminist. And I want to say hello to Independence Avenue in the back, all the way down to 17th Street, and I bring you words from Nina Donovan, a 19-year-old in Middle, Tennessee. She has given me the privilege of telling you what she has to say:

“I am a nasty woman. I’m as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust. A man whose words are a distract to America. Electoral college-sanctioned, hate-speech contaminating this national anthem. I’m not as nasty as Confederate flags being tattooed across my city. Maybe the South actually is going to rise again. Maybe for some it never really fell. Blacks are still in shackles and graves, just for being black. Slavery has been reinterpreted as the prison system in front of people who see melanin as animal skin. I am not as nasty as a swastika painted on a pride flag, and I didn’t know devils could be resurrected but I feel Hitler in these streets. A mustache traded for a toupee. Nazis renamed the Cabinet Electoral Conversion Therapy, the new gas chambers shaming the gay out of America, turning rainbows into suicide. I am not as nasty as racism, fraud, conflict of interest, homophobia, sexual assault, transphobia, white supremacy, misogyny, ignorance, white privilege … your daughter being your favorite sex symbol, like your wet dreams infused with your own genes. Yeah, I’m a nasty woman — a loud, vulgar, proud woman.

This is kind of funny because it sounds like the speech Anna Farris gave in The House Bunny when she was trying to sound smart on a date. Plus, Rainbow Suicide sounds like a cool band name.

I’ve never heard the phrase “animal skin” before to refer to those of an African-American tint but life may have been different down on the $6mm, 485 acre Franklin plantation she used to share with her ex-husband before he got sick of her walking around in period pants and raising hell about sales tax on Tampax.

“I am not nasty like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in my voting booths. I’m nasty like the battles my grandmothers fought to get me into that voting booth. I’m nasty like the fight for wage equality. Scarlett Johansson, why were the female actors paid less than half of what the male actors earned last year. See, even when we do go into higher paying jobs our wages are still cut with blades sharpened by testosterone. Why is the work of a black woman and a hispanic woman worth only 63 and 54 cents of a white man’s privileged daughter? This is not a feminist myth. This is inequality. So we are not here to be debunked. We are here to be respected. We are here to be nasty.

Well, that wasn’t so nasty…

“I am nasty like my bloodstains on my bed sheets. We don’t actually choose if and when to have our periods. Believe me if we could some of us would. We do not like throwing away our favorite pairs of underpants.

Oh, now you getting nasty.

Tell me, why are pads and tampons still taxed when Viagra and Rogaine are not? Is your erection really more than protecting the sacred messy part of my womanhood? Is the bloodstain on my jeans more embarrassing than the thinning of your hair?

Umm, no but you can’t generally can’t contract a communicable disease through thinning hair unless Loneliness is a disease.

“I know it is hard to look at your own entitlement and privilege. You may be afraid of the truth. I am unafraid to be honest. It may sound petty bringing up a few extra cents. It adds up to the pile of change I have yet to see in my country. I can’t see. My eyes are too busy praying to my feet hoping you don’t mistake eye contact for wanting physical contact. Half my life I have been zipping up my smile hoping you don’t think I want to unzip your jeans. I am unafraid to be nasty because I am nasty like Susan, Elizabeth, Eleanor, Amelia, Rosa, Gloria, Condoleezza, Sonia, Malala, Michelle, Hillary!

“And our pussies ain’t for grabbing. They’re for reminding you that our walls are stronger than America’s ever will be.

Thank you for that visual and I’ll alert the Grand Canyon of a situation. But who is going to paint those pussy walls if not some outside contractor of the dick swinging persuasion?

My seed can’t be contained in a vial. It’s stronger than Fort Knox. Unzip your smile and receive a Nasty Man’s wall plaster.

Our pussies are for our pleasure. They are for birthing new generations of filthy, vulgar, nasty, proud, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Sikh, you name it, for new generations of nasty women. So if you a nasty woman, or you love one who is, let me hear you say, hell yeah.

Oh, baby. You is linguaing my franca. And if there’s one thing a nasty woman needs, it be a nasty man.

This is what a schizophrenic talks like. She was about two girls and a couplet away from taking a dump in her hand and rubbing it all over her face.

In smother words, thoroughly entertaining to me watching this Poon Parade stomping their boots in this randy gutter. And me a safe remove, without my biohazard tuxedo for all the tampon flinging, pussy hat wearing, and menstrual oversharing.

It’s like svelte, tobacco baroness Vagina Slimes once spat, “You come a long way, bitch.”

Trump should have tweeted to Naomi Judd, “Mama, she’s crazy. Crazy over me.”

And dropped the mic. Which is also phallic in nature.

Less Than An Hour

It’s always darkest before The Donald.

I never listened to Rush Limbaugh until November 9th, 2008.

I remember him saying Obama’s name and thinking to myself “how many times is he going to have to say it until he’s out of office”.

Once was too many in my book. The deceptive, lying shitbag got affirmative actioned into the most powerful position in the world and made us all suffer through a lost decade of stagnant wages, millions of jobs lost, and sticking his middle finger in your face while funding our nation’s enemies and using the DoJ to normalize perversion and foment insurrection.

I lost my faith in this country on that day and never regained it. In less than an hour, everyone can temporarily rejoice – if not for Trump – but for the Clinton bullet we dodged.

I can’t have my cigar and champagne until quitting time so I’m going to have to settle for a heavy sigh and an exhausted sense of relief in the interim that we at least have someone who believes this the greatest country in the history of the world in the White House and who wants us to be back where we belong.

America First, Last, and Always. Without apology.

P.S. And a sincere congratulations to Jimmy Carter. You’re now the 2nd worst Democrat president in history.

Two State Assisted Suicide

Well, that didn’t take long did it?

Four Israelis soldiers were killed and 15 wounded after a Palestinian drove his truck over them before reversing, trapping ten people under his wheels on Sunday.

Two weeks after John Kerry suggested again that more terrorism or an Intifada will bring Israelis to their senses about a Two-State Assisted Suicide solution, it appears that Palestinian terrorism is the new Fast and Furious. And let’s not be naive, this renewed call to violence is solely about addressing the pressing matter of Obama’s foreign policy legacy and getting back at Netanyahu. That is it.

That’s a little to unpack, I know. Like Fast and Furious, Obama intentionally helped kill hundreds of people and launch an even more violent drug war in Mexico by siding with the Sinaloa cartel, who is Chicago’s main cocaine supplier, to bolster his case for gun control.

I am saying that John Kerry is colluding with Hamas to kill Israelis because we’re on a deadline here. We’ve got about a week for another UN resolution.

The Palestinian Hamas movement praised the attack, but did not take responsibility.

Hamas spokesman Abdul-Latif Qanou called it a ‘heroic’ act and encouraged other Palestinians to do the same and ‘escalate the resistance.’ 

Taking a lorry and running over a dozen or more soldiers and then backing the truck up to spin over their bodies is official Palestinian government policy.

That is John Kerry’s peace partner who he drafted his abstention resolution without Israeli input.

Likewise, murdering Israeli soldiers is the tactic the outgoing Obama administration supports because it provides the solution the Obama and Kerry wanted all along.

Somewhat surprisingly, I have not seen a US statement condemning the attack. Not that I need it. I know what they’ll say already:

Both sides are guilty. Putting Israel back to its 1948 borders will make it easier to kill them all, er, I mean promote peace.

Happy New Years (This Is CNN Edition)

Happy New Years to everyone.

For anyone not nauseous from too many tequila shots already, CNN decided to push any other queasy stomachs over the edge with an elderly Sharon Stone drunk in a bubble bath. At her age, it may have been a sitz bath.

Twenty years ago, this might be hot. But tonight? Eh.

Having the 58 year old Stone calling out for Anderson Cooper only to spread her legs in said bubble bath to pretend that Kathy Griffin was going down on her underwater seems…oh, I dunno…forced.

Desperate? Borderline violating affirmative consent / elder abuse if under the influence of a controlled substance?

Regardless of how low the tide may be at the pier, it’s still apparently higher than the standards at CNN these days.

Some things you can’t unsee. This was one of those. Larry King must be rolling over in his grave.

Time To Threaten The Accomplices

Breitbart Jerusalem is confirming my speculation from yesterday. Namely, that all of this last minute focus on Israel is solely to lay the groundwork for Obama dropping a nuclear bomb on the last 50 years of US Middle East policy:

He (a senior Palestinian Authority official) said the UN action would seek to set the parameters of a future Palestinian state with a clear timeline for negotiations. If the action comes in the form of a resolution at a UN body, it could call for an infrastructure to establish mechanisms to enforce last week’s UNSC resolution, which demanded a complete halt to Israeli construction in the West Bank and eastern Jerusalem and declared those territories occupied Palestinian lands.

Like Obama’s last minute land grabs across the West, he is now grabbing Israeli land that has never been in dispute and will order UN members to take it from them at gunpoint.

The blue hats won’t do shit but the jackboot, Islamonazi loving kafirs will gladly march under their aegis as diplomatic cover.

“The goal is for these moves to be binding for the incoming American administration, which would have to adopt them as its platform, and also for the European Union, which is expected to step up should there be clashes with Trump,” he said.

“In the next few days we’ll know whether we’re headed to the UNSC,” the official said. “Right now, the chances of that are very high. From our viewpoint, the goal is partially achieved. The settlements have been designated as the main obstacle to the peace process and now it’s up for the world to make clear that, in the event of failure, the side that would refuse to comply with the will of the international community, as codified in the UN resolution, is the guilty side.”

This demands action. Not sitting around with thumbs up asses until January. Not tactical Twitter salvos.

Trump’s team needs to be getting face to face time with our international partners to shitcan this quixotic Muzzloid campaign of Obama to welcome Hamas into the loving bosom of the UN and steal land taken from Jordan in a defensive effort in 1967 and just giving it to Hamas.

Additionally, Obama thinks if he can give Jerusalem to Hamas in the next week then Trump can’t move the embassy there now can he?

To the accomplices, you support this? You vote for this? All your foreign aid is cut. Close your embassies. Recall your ambassadors. Get out before I throw you out.

Some may think this is just normal, end of a president’s term legacy burnishing.

It is not. It’s not Netanyahu that Obama is after. He means to sneak up on Israel in the last month in office, cut it’s head off, and scream Allahu Akbar in front of his Muslim brothers.

And all the while, engaging in the taqiyya that he is actually their greatest friend and ally. Concerned about them living in peace as he cuts them in half and wipes their blood from his lips.

Resting in peace is more like it.

This is Obama 101. Rape you and then claim you loved it afterwards.

In fact, Jimmy Carter laid out the exact path Obama is following in a NYT editorial last month.

You Can Either Be Muzzloid Or You Can Be Democratic

I have to give Kerry credit. Sometimes when he’s lurching from conference to conference to bicycle track to water polo, he accidentally stumbles upon the Holy Grail.

Telling Israelis that they have to choose between “being Jewish or being democratic” is never a choice that would be put to Muzzloids. A) Because Muzzloidism is a totalitarian political ideology and inherently unsuited to democracy and B) If you forced Muzzloids to choose between Muzzloidism and becoming pluralistic, tolerant Americans then they would all have to leave.

When would Obama ever ask Muzzloids to check their religion at the door?

There are several things going on here that are not being discussed anywhere that I’ve seen.

When Obama tried to overthrow Netanyahu by doing far worse things than he accuses the Russians of doing in our election, he has treated the minority Herzog loser he backed as the de facto shadow government of Israel and Kerry’s embrace of Herzog today is underscoring this.

Kerry is explicitly threatening an Intifada if Netanyahu doesn’t cow to the UN. He threatens that they will never live in peace if they don’t give Hamas a state.

Remember when Netanyahu said the two state solution was dead for the time being and Obama kept saying that he takes him at his word. If terrorism brings you to the table then the ends justify the means. If the terrorists can’t get to you then your biggest ally recognizing a Palestinian state would.

I expect no less from the administration that’s been funding ISIS in Syria for the last few years but that is the import.

This is going somewhere. You don’t “lay out a competitive vision for peace” in week 413 of your 416 week long administration. Saying that he cant just sit idly by as peace slips away…say, where have you been for the last four years?

Something else is coming and Israel has traitors in its borders working with Kerry and Obama to feed them to the Muzzloid dogs. And a surprising number of “civilized” countries are going along with it.

Why now? Why this sudden push at the end? You don’t expend this effort for nothing.

The belt is in the air. I warned you. I tried to be nice. He’s laying the groundwork to justify what he decided to do 2 years ago.

It’s just sloppy and hamfisted like usual.

John Kerry Has Something To Say

Most uninspiring title ever.

After organizing a Kristallnacht at the UN last week, serial funeral home creep and carbon footprint enthusiast John Heinz-Kerry, has something very important to say.

No, he’s not going to finally admit that he never broke his femur (and never needed a cast for it either) but rather used that as a convenient excuse to disappear from the public while his facelift healed. Nor will he admit that his old face was grafted onto Samantha Powers.

Nope. Legacy Builder announces he wants to do something big about Peace in the last three weeks of Obama’s Reign of Error. He wants to dispel a few myths about how he put pressure on our allies to blindside Israel at the UN.

First, he’ll say they weren’t blindsided. That The World Community (TM) has already condemned Israeli settlements and that making fun of Ben Rhodes as a failed fiction writer is “unhelpful”

And this is me going out on a limb, but I could easily see that Kerry and Obama would want to officially recognize a Palestinian state before they go.

Another last minute bomb in the beehive to stir up trouble for Netanyahu and Trump.

Whatever is the wrong thing for America and our allies, that is what Obama will do. It will be petty. It will be spiteful. It will be unprecedented and undignified. It will be as he’s walking out the door.

He’s a Leftist Santa Claus granting wishlists to bad girls and boys depending on how they self identify. He wants to cement his legacy as the most liberal president in history.

We’ve always known how he feels about everything. There are no surprises with him. A Hate America Communist pol who roofied a lot of gullible idiots with peace and hope and change pap.

He hates America. He definitely hates Israel. And he waited to do his most damage until he knew he would face no electoral consequences.

Whether it’s illegal aliens or Iran getting nukes, the Obama policy is that if he can let a genie out of the bottle then the game is changed forever.

It’s like AIDS. If you can’t cure it then spread it. Then maybe your funding will increase and people will be more accepting. This is the chaos inducing mind of a terrorist.

Frankly, I’m surprised that anyone would be surprised by this at this point.


Mad Duck a l’Orange

In light of the Imperial Mad Duck, Mallard Hussein Penandphone, redistributing his final bread crumbs to his ecoterrorist paymasters, drug running race comrades, and Islamonazi aligned Gitmo detainees, I can’t help but wonder – where is Trump?

Per the script, The Mad Mallard dumps these controversial measures off as he starts yet another multimillion dollar vacation at taxpayer expense. Who runs up another $5MM vacation in their last month?

This asshole. That’s who.

Give him no rest. Make him respond from the golf course all day. Every day.

The unconstitutional maneuverings of this usurper, in what people are mistakenly thinking are his final days, demands action if not at the very least some public repudiation.

The current regime is saying “nice doggie” to your face while they’re putting antifreeze in your food.

In the spirit of comity, let’s get some shit straight with the rafting Democraps floating along with these last minute power grabs most fowl:

1). The Arctic/Atlantic “Permanent” Drilling Ban. Who doesn’t enjoy invoking a Jim Crow era law to take away energy security for our country and economic security for those who live there. I mean besides The Washington Post.

Recommended Action: Trump speaks in front of a map of these “permanently” prohibited areas for what he’s going to name the Malia and Sasha Petroleum Initiative. We’ll provide the Barry Soetero Tax Reprieve Deal (or BASTARD for short) to encourage drilling in those areas so deep that Gaia will be walking funny for the next century.

2). Pardon and Commutation Reform. This process is being abused for economic gain. The latest Obamabrag is that, so far, he’s commuted the sentences of ten times the number of the last eight presidents combined. *slow golf clap*. Congratulations on sending violent, big time drug dealers back into their already impoverished and defenseless communities.

These are not people sentenced harshly for having a little crack instead of powdered cocaine. These are people convicted of running 500 grams up to many kilos in addition to dozens more for gun charges. Thanks Mr. Sandy Hook changed the conversation. Presumably, the drug charges provided longer mandatory sentencing than assaults, attempted murder, etc. Portraying these as low level drug offenders is a bald faced lie.

Recommended Action: Prescribe a finite number of pardons and commutations per Presidential term and with limited Congressional overview. After a certain number, say 30% of Congress must consent. If someone commits a crime after release, then those that voted for it are exposed to civil liability from the victims as well as ethics investigations or being censured for negligence.

Better still, in continuing the Mad Mallard’s creative practice of his legal alchemists seeing a theoretical inch in an old law and feeling high confidence that they can take a mile, make this liability ex post facto to December 1, 2016.

It’s just a little ex post facto. We can get a legal opinion that may not be upheld in the Supreme Court in a few years too.

3) Hurrying to Release More Gitmo detainees to terror sponsoring countries.

This will not be permitted. They don’t turn into pumpkins in 4 weeks do they?

Recommended Action: Trump should order the guards, under The Office of The President-elect that Obama quasi created, not to release anyone under threat of court martial. Unless Mad Duck wants to court martial those refusing orders until Jan. 20th, let it be known that the incoming President has a legal opinion that these transfers are illegal and that more time is needed to review these arrangements.

This is my short holiday list and these are not ordinary times. If Obama wants to set the world on fire in his last month, burn his legacy down in front of him and have his party lock arms and cosign his treason.

They’re already at war. When will our side decide to respond accordingly and forego all of this highly overrated Be Gracious And Wait Your Turn bullshit?