Will sports-related violence never end?

Rudolph suspended for the season after trying to gore fans at this year’s reindeer games.

Dec. 21 – The recent epidemic of sports violence spread to the North Pole this week as a brawl erupted between fans and reindeer at this year’s reindeer games, resulting in the ejection and suspension of Rudolph for the remainder of the season.

“Given how polluted the fans are, it’s amazing that something like this didn’t happen sooner,” said Harlan McDougal, a fan who makes the trip from Pittsburgh every year to see the reindeer play.

Rudolph, under fire this season for taking time off to promote a new rap CD he produced, was the object of the fans’ ire from early in the first period.

“Fans were shouting at him,” McDougal said. “I didn’t hear everything they said, but they were not shouting out with glee.”

(h/t Todd)

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