Thanks, France

Speaking of stingy, how much has France donated to relief efforts?

100,000 Euros. That’s about $135,000 (roughly).

Thanks a bunch, France. You can now go back to surrendering, eating cheese and plowing each other in the dumper. As usual, we’ll do the work for you. Assholes.


Speaking of the French, my home-slice Derek sent me this joke a while back, might as well use it now.

Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,” The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded,” The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

But the fourth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: “The French are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.”


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  3. I love the joke. I took French in high school and college and was rather bad at it… AND SINCE THEY ARE a bunch of jerks, I don’t feel bad about screwing up their language. 🙂

  4. The French government has now pledged a total of at 56 million dollars, including its portion of a 20-million-euro European Union aid program.

    Other leading government contributors were Japan at 40 million dollars, the Netherlands at 36 million dollars, Canada at 32.8 million dollars, Germany at 27 million dollars, Australia at 27 million dollars, Portugal at 11 million dollars, Saudi Arabia at 10 million dollars, and Arab Gulf neighbor of Qatar at 10 million dollars.

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