Jacques “The Worm” Chirac shits in President Bush’s mouth and calls it a sundae.
Sadly, President Bush believes him.
He embraced a German-led plot to ditch the alliance as the backbone of transatlantic relations, in favour of the European Union.
He also snubbed President Bush by speaking French at a dinner, despite having fluent English.
Diplomats insisted Mr Bush had pulled off a coup by getting all 26 Nato members to contribute to a Ã‚Â£2.5million programme to train and equip Iraq security staff. But the clash on Nato overshadowed everything.
France and Germany, led by Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, want defence enshrined in the EU constitution.
It is a sad, sick shame that President Junior has traveled to France and sucked up to the corrupt, spineless, worthless garbage sack that is Jacques Chirac. Shameful.