I Officially Decline the Position

The Pope’s condition has unfortunately taken a turn for the worse.

In the event that something happens to the Pope, I would like to go ahead and decline what will most likely be an invitation from Vatican officials to replace Pope John Paul II. I mean, I’m not even Catholic.


As Pope John Paul II’s situation continues to deteriorate, this post gets less and less funny. May God be with you, Pope!


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