When I mentioned recently that Bono was busy snorting coke off of a hooker’s rack somewhere in Europe, I was mistaken. I blame that on my unreliable sources.
However, it does seem that he was busy getting an education on the Religion of Peace™ in Ethiopia (Where he once failed to “feed the world”).
The American woman was oblivious of the offence she was causing, and had to escape the angry onslaught from female Muslims who had no qualms about injuring her or her baby.
Bono recalls, “I remember one vision of the people who are with WORLD VISION, which is an American aid agency.
“One of the women was breast-feeding a child on the horse. She was so comfortable. She didn’t mean to be insensitive.
This must have been a temporary lapse in the ultra-tolerance inherent in islam. Either that, or, due to the technological divide between the world’s haves and have-nots, these women didn’t get the “please don’t stone women and babies” memo sent out from CAIR.
It is important, however, to continue sending aid to muslim African countries like Ethiopia, so that they can afford bigger, better rocks with which to practice their faith repeatedly upon those who do not worship allah.
Bono did later admit that his self-appointed position as the World’s Conscience could now be in jeopardy due to this eye-opening experience.
More from the R.O.P.™ on the home front (well, if you still consider Detroit to be part of America… personally, I don’t…).