(via the lovely Annika)
Former Iraqi hostage and pissed-off Swede Ulf Hjertstrom has hired bounty hunters to track down and kill those who held him and Australian Douglas Wood hostage. Sounds like we need to hire Ulf’s buddies for use against the insurgency.
The good news is, for $50,000, Ulf’s boys might just get the job done. However, all is not coming up roses Down Under.
Pants-shitting leftist editor-in-chief of Australia’s The Age newspaper, Andrew Jaspan, was appalled when recently-released hostage Douglas Wood used the horrific term asshole to describe his sub-human captors.
“The issue really is largely, speaking as I understand it, he was treated well there. He says he was fed every day, and as such to turn around and use that kind of language I think is just insensitive.”
I suppose people were very skeptical of Woods’ motives, considering he was a fucking hostage, waiting to have his head sawed off with a rusty knife in the name of the religion of peace. I question Woods’ motivation as well, I must say.
The best possible thing that could happen to Jaspan is to make his own trip to Iraq, and be taken hostage. I’m sure he’ll be treated well – he would be fed every day – perhaps they’ll make him a nice veggie falafel. I would just hope, in Jaspan’s case, that we wouldn’t waste any time or manpower in rescuing him. Because he and his mentally-deranged ilk aren’t worth rescuing. In fact, they’re not worth a shit.