Still shopping for that hard-to-please Liberal friend? Never fear, Six Meat Buffet proudly presents our seventh last minute gift idea – this one is especially for the ladies…
Introducing the convenient Six Meat Buffet Ten-Pac ™ Abortion gift certificate!
Why should abortion be such a drag? Why can’t terminating an nuisance pregnancy be as easy and responsibility-free as getting pregnant in the first place?
Give the gift that makes it easy! No parents, no responsibility, NO PROBLEM!!
Check out these glowing testimonies from our satisfied customers:
32-year-old college student named Stephanie, has had four abortions in the last 12 years. She keeps forgetting to take her birth control pills. Abortion “is a bummer,” she says, “but no big stress.”
I had a boy, and everything is fine. But thinking about becoming pregnant again is terrifying.
We know, honey. The real terrorists are those who would take away your right to make such responsible choices. I mean, shopping at Costco with the rest of red-state Amerikkka? No freakin’ way! Since Amy is an advice columnist herself, I’m sure she won’t have any trouble explaining to her only son which dumpster his brother and sister call home.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: I am Womyn’s Studies major and, as such, don’t expect pregnancy to be an issue, are Six Meat Buffet Abortion Ten-Pac™ certificates for me?
A: Why not! Remember, it’s not about a baby, it’s all about your rights. Show the Patriarchy who’s boss and give these certificates to your friends.
Q: I hate hate HATE the Religious Right. Can I purchase the Six Meat Buffet Abortion Ten-Pac™ just to piss them off?
A: Are you kidding? Nothing tells ’em you’ve had it with their “personal responsibility” bull more than these awesome gift certificates!
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(happy abortion doctor image shamelessly stolen from INDC Journal)