Here are two quick and easy ways to irritate/annoy/anger your coworkers on an unproductive and unmotivated Friday afternoon.
1) After leaving a particularly foul stench in the restroom, emerge in a boisterous and victorious fashion. Loudly announce “Whooooooooooo! Somebody better call the Warden, cuz that was a serious jailbreak!”
It helps if some of the stench wafts out into nearby cubicles.
Note: If there are no co-workers within earshot of your announcement, please go to the company intercom and announce “Please do not use the restroom on such-and-such floor until the foundation is repaired and the EPA investigation is complete.”
2) Hang around outside the company restroom – it helps if someone spends a longer-than-usual amount of time taking care of their business.
When that person emerges, approach them in a concerned fashion and tell them, “Oh my God! I heard that! Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?”
They will either appreciate your concern or report you to Human Resources. Either way, you’ll have a good time.