1. You know, Ahmadinejad may be an anti-Semitic, Islamofascist tyrant with Holocaustal fantasies seeking a nuclear bomb to wipe an entire country off the map…

    …but he does have a nice smile.

  2. “We have but one course of action left to us. We regret that, due solely to your own lamentable choices, we must bring to bear the full force of the United Nations against you.”

    “Should I bring it back signed by my mother?”

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