The chatroom is now open. To get there, simply click here (chatroom now closed – PTH). You’ll have to register, but it’s quick and easy. Since this is a football-themed chat, let’s try to keep it civil so I don’t have to ban the lot of you.
I have no idea what form this will take, but keep scrolling for updates as things keep rolling. One caveat: I keep getting dropped from my wireless network AND I’m in the middle of making dinner, so I won’t always be paying attention. But I guess that’s pretty standard. (PTH)
Well, after a little over a quarter gone, we’ve seen more defense than offense. And that’s just from the ladies in the chat room. So far, Agent Bedhead and Merri are outnumbered 3-2 by Smantix, PTH and Vinnie. They are holding their own, however. (PTH)
At the half, Pittsburgh leads as a result of a phantom touchdown. But since I’m pulling for the Steelers, I’ll take it. Now we have the ugly spectacle of yet another halftime show. To quote Bart Simpson, “c’mon snipers, where are you!?!”
Rolling halftime chatroom action…
17:06:53 [merri] It’s Superbowl half time – sponsored by Geritol
17:07:11 [newscoma] Nursing Home Stones
17:07:16 [Agent] ACK!!!
17:07:39 [preston] i think ron wood just shit himself
17:07:48 [merri] Notice how they walk slowly around the stage.
17:07:53 [preston] where is your blog newscoma?
17:07:53 [newscoma] My mother loved them. Sorta like Mother’s Little Helper
17:08:01 [Agent] good gawd. they look awful. only mick can move.
17:08:06 [Vinnie] I know the food is ready dear, but I can’t eat with that on the tv
17:08:09 [merri] At least they don’t have their scooters up there.
17:08:11 [Smantix] I’ve always wanted to hear a hip shatter in Dolby surround sound
17:08:21 [Agent] haha funny smantix
17:08:36 [merri] I’m not eating, so understand completely, Vinnie, dear.
17:08:42 [merri] hahahahah
17:08:46 [newscoma] Smantix, that was funny
17:08:54 [Smantix] Wood always looked like Rod Stewart dipped in a vat of Grecian formula
17:09:03 [merri] That is one ugly man.
17:09:03 [preston] so why do they always bring in those faux crowds to jump up and down on the field?
17:09:19 [preston] Wood and Stewart used to dip other things together back in the day
17:09:37 [Agent] just put them in a nursing home, dammit.
17:09:46 [Vinnie] Maybe they told them they’d be protesting Wal Mart
17:09:51 [newscoma] Where is Janet when you need her? Sheesh
17:10:36 [Smantix] heh
17:10:51 [preston] i think keith richards just did the hucklebuck
17:10:57 [merri] Why doesn’t someone talk about his anorexia? When he turns sideways he almost disappears
17:11:17 [Vinnie] Saggy is saggy, coma, whether it’s Jackson or the Stones
17:11:33 [Agent] oh no. don’t shake your ass, mick!
17:11:42 [newscoma] Okay, now I’m must go beer myself. There is truth in what you say, Vinnie.
17:11:52 [preston] here comes the hippy-hippy-shatter
17:12:02 [preston] shidoobee – shattered shattered
17:12:07 [merri] LMAO
17:12:21 [Smantix] crickety crackety-assed cracker
17:13:28 [preston] is the crowd holding up lighting-up mini-vibes?
17:13:29 [merri] awww….remember the days when people used REAL lighters at concerts?
17:13:39 [newscoma] Yawn
17:13:51 [Smantix] yea..before they were banned
17:14:09 [merri] eewwww…he took off his shirt.
17:14:22 [Smantix] I can’t get by back out of traction
17:14:48 [Smantix] is that a colostomy bag on his back hip?
17:14:50 [Vinnie] hahahahaha Smantix
17:15:14 [Agent] he’s not real. he’s a fembot.
17:15:19 [newscoma] I can’t get my AARP card
17:15:51 [Smantix] I’m suddenly reminded of The Nightmare Before Christmas
17:16:08 [Vinnie] bwaaaaaahahahahaha
17:17:10 [newscoma] He’s my dad’s age. Dad just bitches now and chases kids off his lawn. I guess that mean something, but I have no idea what.
17:17:36 [merri] I think he’s mummifying before death.
17:17:43 [preston] ron wood just celebrated a guitar solo
17:17:46 [preston] not because it was great
17:18:05 [preston] but because his fingers didn’t shatter for once
17:18:22 [Smantix] Mick got in trouble a few years ago for stalking an underage model. Her mother ran to the press because the police wouldn’t help her
17:18:47 catbat enters this room
17:19:11 [preston] welcome catbat
17:19:12 [merri] He must have just refilled his Viagra that day.
17:19:13 [Agent] ooh we’re famous
17:19:22 [newscoma] Is it over?
17:19:24 [Smantix] Thanks Ensure
17:19:35 [preston] long-acting viagra for stalkers
18:43:52 [Smantix] It’s a shame Kurt Cobain isn’t alive to see this
It’s over – Steelers 21, Seahawks 10. Sweeeeeeeeeeet. Thanks to all the folks who came by the chatroom – that was a good time!
One for the Thumb, baby.