Did you know Hamas did not kidnap an Israeli soldier this week? Well, you’d be a fool to think so. Israel kidnapped him themselves probably. Bill Kristol’s got him whisked away in the back of a synagogue in some of that much ballyhooed Israeli-occupied territory in Washington, DC. With the help of the Project for a New American Century, they’re planning on stealing back the land they forcibly ejected their own settlers from and gave back to the Palestinian monsters in good will.
What were the left-wing crackpots in Management at Channel 2 thinking when they hired this crypto-nazi? When they said Doppler Radar picked up a Stormfront moving across the Mid-State area, this isn’t what I had in mind::
World War iii
Les Jones asks, “Have you noticed that war has broken out between Israel and Hamas over the kidnapping of an Israeli soldier?”
Yes, I did as a matter of fact. Lemme just give a friendly shout-out to Hamas. If you iced this kid, do me a favor and hide the body and deny involvement ’cause I’m really not ready for a World War.
If the kid dies, Israel will come back on you. Then Syria could get brought into it and then, well, it’s on. Things will be done that can’t be undone. The sick thing is that there are people who just can’t wait for something like this to happen.
Deny involvement? We’ll set aside that last part where those wily Jews are luring Hamas into attacking their territory and kidnapping soldiers and settlers. It’s real hard to deny involvement after you come out and taunt the Israeli government by saying:
Abu Mujahed, spokesman for the Popular Resistance Committees (PRC), said in a statement that Israel should stop wasting time if it wanted to resolve the crisis over the abduction of Corporal Gilad Shalit.
The spokesman did not say who was holding Shalit after Sunday’s raid by three militant factions an army post near the Gaza border. He set out three scenarios.
“Possibility one: the missing soldier, for one reason or another, is dead and maybe there is a morgue available for his body or maybe there is not,” Abu Mujahed said at a news conference.
“Possibility two is the soldier is still alive but is suffering a serious injury. Medication might be available or might not be available …. Possibility three is that he is fine but that a long time will pass (before he is released).”
Who is he kidding? The displaced, illiterate Jordanians that make up Fictional Palestine probably killed Gilad Shalit before their trembling goats knew they were gone. Otherwise, they would have already thrown up some video showing him alive, handcuffed and bound. The settlers were probably killed days ago and so was Shalit. Honestly, do we go to the zoo and expect to see the animals eating with utensils and minding their table manners?
Harder still when Hamas claims to be firing chemical warheads into Israeli territory:
A spokesman for gunmen in the Gaza Strip said they had fired a rocket tipped with a chemical warhead at Israel early today.
The Israeli army had no immediate comment on the claim by the spokesman from the al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, an armed wing of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas’s Fatah movement.
The group had recently claimed to possess about 20 biological warheads for the makeshift rockets commonly fired from Gaza at Israeli towns.
“The al-Aqsa Brigades have fired one rocket with a chemical warhead” at southern Israel, Abu Qusai, a spokesman for the group, said in Gaza.
But perhaps I’m being unfair. To make it even and as a public service, I feel morally obligated to let everyone know that Channel 2 will be holding a special 4th of July celebration at the statue of Nathaniel Bedford Forrest off I-65 before they begin some fireworks of their own.
And lemme give a hollaback at my boyz in Hamas
before dey ice dat dorky Jew, aiight!
Keep it real, dog. Real racist.
UPDATE: CNN is reporting that an Israeli doctor has seen Shilat and has had the opportunity to treat him but that this “has not been independently confirmed”.
Who can be suspicious enough when the PRC spokesperson posits he’s either dead or dying (or maybe not)?