Rep David Wu, Hero of Kitimer

Ace and Allah have been all over this one. Oregon Rep. David Wu just received word from Star Fleet Command that W. is in fact, a Klingon.

Worse yet, he is without honor. What is the Federation to do? I think it’s time to put the dilithium crystals back in the hands of the children and let this country fly at warp factor nine!

UPDATE!!

I knew this all seemed like Deja Vu! Watch for Sulu.

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  2. As someone who can’t tell the difference between a Klingon and a Wookie…

    WHAT THE $&%# WAS THAT GUY TALKING ABOUT?

    Please, PLEASE tell me he isn’t a congressman.

  3. As An Admiral in the Klingon Assault Group, I would say this honorless petaQ wouldn’t know a Klingon if one tore out his heart and ate it in front of him as he died.

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  5. Not only have we been invaded by Klingons, it appears we have been invaded by sock-puppets as well.

    The nerve. Perhaps we had better heed Rep. Wu’s warning.

    So how does one defend himself against a Klingon?

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