I write this urgent appeal on the eve of Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth receiving critical acclamation.
Global Warming has caused devastating storms across Southeastern Pennsylvania and the world. Countless oxygen producing trees have been destroyed and its up to us to make a difference.
Dear friend, won’t you please consider a generous contribution to combat Global Warming?
Your gift of $3.00 will buy 50 lbs. of potting soil.
$12.00 buys a lovely dwarf pear tree for the north side of my wooded back yard.
$150.00 will help me finish the oxygen generating toad pond that I need to finish this Spring.
Don’t fret that you drive your gas-consuming Jetta, give money, it will make you feel betta!
And thank you for your concern about saving the planet.
Since you people obviously don’t give a rip about the environment ($0 to date), maybe you’ll care about attaining salvation. You even get a prize for donating.