For all of the bad press spilling out of the top of the news bra this week, you would think that boobies never had a better advocate than Elizabeth Edwards. And I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to sit here and let Nature’s meatballs keep being maligned this way.
I am pushing myself away from the Bad Breast Buffet. I have had enough.
The UK’s Wellcome Trust has funded a survey that asserts that free range racks might just save us all from the AIDS. The “B” in BBC stands for Buxom:
Breastfeeding alone cuts HIV risk
Breastfeeding is the ‘best option’ for mothers in developing countries
Exclusively breastfeeding until a baby is six-months old can significantly reduce the risk of mother-to-child HIV transmission, an African study says.
It’s time we stop conserving our nation’s most valuable resource. It’s time to release the strategic reserves. Our lives depend on this, ladies. Big Pharma keeps trying to sell us on the hype but you’ve got the cure in your Cross-Your-Heart.
Let’s stop AIDS together and nip this thing in the bud.
UDDERLY UPDATED: That would be funded by the UK Wellcome Trust and not the “eat beet roots to fight AIDS” mismanagers of the third world that Bone-O thinks we should send billions in foreign aid. The bad news? The UK Wellcome Trust is Margaret Sanger related so tit tang may be a trojan for eugenically wiping out the weed races.
For any readers concerned that they may be exposed to tainted titty, please forward the breasts in question for a free visual inspection to smantix(-no-)@(-spam/flapjacks-)yahoo.com.
Michele, this may or may not help. But hey, at Six Meat Buffet we try to please you, our dear customers™.