The world rejoiced and shed tears of joy last night when “Maverick” John McCain announced on the washed-up David Letterman show that he is throwing his hat in the ring for the 2008 presidential nomination.
The Arizona Republican senator’s entry into the GOP race was widely anticipated. He formed an exploratory committee in November and has been campaigning and raising money ever since.
His remarks on CBS’ Late Show with David Letterman mark his most unequivocal public statement about his intentions.
Let me take this opportunity to officially announce that, in the unlikely event that McCain somehow gets the RINO nomination in 2008 and the race is Hitlery/Osama vs. McCain, I will either (1) abstain or (2) vote for Hitlery.
Just remember this moment in history – you can tell your grandchildren that you were there when the Preston Taylor Holmes Announcement Regarding John McCain’s Announcement happened. History is being made right here and all up in your grill.
On the bright side, McCain doesn’t have a chance in hell of getting the nomination, so I probably won’t have to worry about it.