A Preston Taylor Holmes Announcement Regarding John McCain’s Announcement

The world rejoiced and shed tears of joy last night when “Maverick” John McCain announced on the washed-up David Letterman show that he is throwing his hat in the ring for the 2008 presidential nomination.

Sen. John McCain told late-night comedy viewers Wednesday that he is a candidate for president. But he asked them to tune in later for his official announcement.

The Arizona Republican senator’s entry into the GOP race was widely anticipated. He formed an exploratory committee in November and has been campaigning and raising money ever since.

His remarks on CBS’ Late Show with David Letterman mark his most unequivocal public statement about his intentions.

Let me take this opportunity to officially announce that, in the unlikely event that McCain somehow gets the RINO nomination in 2008 and the race is Hitlery/Osama vs. McCain, I will either (1) abstain or (2) vote for Hitlery.

Just remember this moment in history – you can tell your grandchildren that you were there when the Preston Taylor Holmes Announcement Regarding John McCain’s Announcement happened. History is being made right here and all up in your grill.

On the bright side, McCain doesn’t have a chance in hell of getting the nomination, so I probably won’t have to worry about it.


  1. Of course the solution is to get a PRICK nominee into the fray before it’s too late.

    So who is the biggest Prick out there?

    (need to change the link on the right side to read 2008 instead of 2006)

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  3. Good Lord Man! Get a hold of yourself. Yes the McCainiac is odious. Yes a McCainiac presidency would be a nightmare of epic proportions! But Hitlery!? Just friggin’ say no!

    Vote Major X write in if you have to. Of course I’d have to move back to the U.S., but if my country called…..

  4. Annika,

    I tried to nominate Preston last week as the Prick candidate…he stiffly rejected us. He doesn’t feel like he is a big enough Prick for the job.

    You must know some Pricks that can handle the job, Annika…

  5. if mccain is the nominee, i pledge to write in Preston Taylor Holmes!

    If McCain is the nominee, I pledge to #$%@ Preston Taylor Holmes live on webcam on election night. If McCain isnt’ the nominee…sorry…no webcam.

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