What Liberals Hear

Statement: “The Surge is bringing order to Iraq.”

They Hear: “With Troop Rise, Iraqi Detainees Soar in Number”

Statement: “We need to improve intelligence capabilities to meet the threat of terrorism.”

They Hear: “Our enemies in a time of war have a privacy right under the constitution.”

Statement: “The destruction of the World Trade Center was one of the greatest crimes in history.”

They Hear: “The health problems caused by cleaning up the destruction of the World Trade Center was one of the greatest crimes in history.”

Statement: “Several men of Middle Eastern appearance were seen acting suspiciously before and after boarding the flight.”

They Hear: Intolerance! Hatred! Homopho-oops! RAAAAAACISM!!!!