1. Holmes, you magnificent bastard. That last minute and a half was some of the most hardcore asian creampie video I’ve seen this week.

  2. Never underestimate the power of a bikini and a creampie, michele.

    Any problem with any man anywhere can be solved with a skimpy two-piece holding a graham cracker crust topped with meringue.

  3. My girlfriend asked me what I wanted last night… In a long moment of hesitation, I responded with my request for her to put on her bikini and perform in a Cream Pie Throwing Contest (while on motorized rocking horse, of course)with the hot chick across the street from me.

    Thank you Holmes. May I have another, sir?!

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