In one of the strongest repudiations to date against repealing a workplace ban on the three martini lunch, our intrepid reporter – Randi Rhodes, staggered briefly from the gutter to a microphone to slur this intriguing theory:
I started just doing Google searches to try and figure out. You know, arson, arson, it was like crazy trying to figure out why is that being downplayed? Why is that, you know, just a small part of the story? And you know, every time I look for it what comes up, believe it or not, is that Blackwater wants to move to San Diego and build this giant complex in San Diego right where most of the evacuations are taking place and you know.
Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you donâ€™t do that. I mean, I donâ€™t even know what to think. You know, nobody is saying Blackwater set the fires, that is nobody that doesnâ€™t want their house burned down. Nobody is saying that, but it is all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sort of sit there and wonder â€¦ arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting. And then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in Schwarzeneggerâ€™s administration. Itâ€™s all so creepy.
Of course, it wasn’t long before Rhodes was topped like a splash of Coke in a whiskey sour by her fellow
inmate bartender clown rapist co-conspiracist Mike Malloy who took The Red Pill with his effeminate cocktail only to discover how far down the sewer Left Wing Hate Radio goes.
They’re not having electrical storms out there, they’re not having any storms at all. What’s causing it? But then the answer popped into my head, as easily as the answer about torture. The fires are being set, the fires are being set by elements of the Bush crime family. It’s a great distraction, it’s a wonderful distraction. And then I thought to myself, Jesus God! Did you really have that thought?! And the answer came back – yeah, loud and ‘effing clear.”
Had drive-time radio audiences not already made this warning unnecessary, I feel it’s still worth noting that you should not listen to Air America while operating a motor vehicle. Side effects may include bloodshot eyes, dizziness, and a desire to urinate in the bushes. Listening to Air America is known to cause cancer in the State of Texas.
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