Or shoots it off.Â I have no preference.
I’ve got to say that the man with Timex ticker is the only good thing to come out of the last eight years.Â One after the other, Bush Jr.’s decisions just didn’t pan out.Â Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court.Â Scott McClellan’s loyalty.Â Tom Ridge’s color coordination. Putin’s soulful gaze.Â I could go on.Â And on.Â And possibly on and on.
A resurgent Dan Quayle like we don’t know what family is behind that.Â Junior – Your judgment in people sucks, quite frankly.
It might be easy to dismiss them all as The Gang Who Couldn’t Shoot Straight but that’s making the assumption that suicide wasn’t the goal.
Except for Cheney.Â Cheney never fucked up.Â Well, almost never.Â But when it comes to business he keeps his shit tight like prom night.Â Call out his daughter for being gay during a vice-presidential debate like Silky did and he’ll beat you to death with her dildo.
So imagine when Baghdad Bubba Gibbs and the Obama Klan start setting crossfires on his front lawn and by winking and nudging that he’s a war criminal or that we’re not safer because terrorists were tortured with harsh language and secondhand smoke.Â Or heaven forbid, a culturally insensitive meal.
But to insult the man, the man who was Vice President less than a year ago, call him a war criminal in so many words and then ask why anyone’s listening to him?
Why’s anyone listening to him?Â Because he makes sense.Â The more he talks the stupider and more inexperienced you look.Â And that’s really going to be the case if Obonga signed off on the release of al-Megrahi.
This questioning of relevance is coming from an administration that tried to make an example of Rick Santelli, some nobody cable-tv talking head, and inadvertently sparked a nationwide Tea Party movement against them after they tried to use the bully pulpit of the White House to destroy some little watched finance tv talker.
If we could capture all the gas the Obonga people keep throwing on the fires of resistance against them we could solve our dependence on foreign oil.
Or that when Chris Wallace interviews Cheney that he’s interviewing the Jonas Brothers and that Cheney is like the genocidal Khmer Rouge.
Between usÂ RawMuscle, I think we know who wants to sweat the Jonas Brothers down under the hot lights.
“First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.”