Ayatollah In A Coma… I Know, I Know, It’s Serious…

Do you really think he’ll pull through?

This story has been floating around the net for the past day or so, but this report comes from a person who is in a position to know such things. As I know very well (having been gulled into wrongly announcing Khamenei’s death a while back), it is easy to be misled, and Khamenei has had previous medical emergencies in the past, and recovered, but the source is excellent. Nonetheless, it’s always smart to apply the Reagan Caution: Trust, but verify. I’m doing my best.

The obvious question – how can anyone tell a comatose state from his natural state? More importantly, who will threaten us with death now? Stupid question, as the queue stretches from Tehran all the way to some of the more dank corners of the White House.

This one’s for you, Ayatollah Assahola.


  1. Suggest Congressman Wexler, as his first act in his new gig, arrange for the Ayatollah to be in the same room with Ariel Sharon. Peace in our time.

  2. Dear Diary,

    It’s a sad, sad day for me,,,(sigh) my mentor and #1 bestest fan, the Ayatollah (pbuh), as fallen gravely ill. I’m in such a meloncolloy state of mind right now that I must have Oprah and Dr. Phil over for some inspirational and comforting words of encourgement. (sigh),,,,,,,…..

    P.S. Allah,, I hate that Glenn Beck!!

    Til next time Dear Diary,,


    OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012′
    (the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
    -It’s never too early to campaign-

  3. @ Barry,

    You rock like a tomahawk.

    @ Preston Taylor Holmes,

    You rock for referencing the Smiths, ironically some of the most panty-melting music ever created.

    We here at the Cara Ellison Corporation approve.

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