Month: April 2010

Palin Hacker Gets The Death Penalty

A guy can dream, can’t he? It was either that or Kernell Cornhole Goes To The Clink.

This case has been entertaining for so many reasons.  The celebrity, the hypocritical Leftists, the Internet, the hypocritical Leftists, the politics and, most importantly, the hypocritical Leftists.

When is breaking into someone’s e-mail, changing passwords, posting private messages all over the place, bragging about it, then half-assedly covering your tracks followed by insulting the victim’s daughter at trial acceptable?  Why, when you’re a Democommie and the object of your diseased attentions is a hot conservative governor whose ass could easily produce three pints of french vanilla ice cream an hour.

The felon doesn’t fall far from the bastard.  He and his father had a good laugh I’m sure.  They retreated to the bunker because they knew what he did was a felony.   Aiding and abetting a felon should at least get you kicked off out of the legislature.  He learned it from somebody.

Now Goldilocks is going to get to know some of his father’s constituents up close and personal with a get-out-the-vote drive in his cell until his ass porridge is – too tight (!), too loose and finally just right.

There is no defense for Kernell.   Now the people who have no problem convicting people who never did anything wrong like, say Sarah Palin, will defend someone who has been found dead guilty in a court of law.

Not to worry, Davey.  They can take away your iPod, your internet connection, your voting rights and your manhood but as a Democrat you didn’t need half of those anyway.

Six Meat Buffet formally asks for a Fatwa

If reposting this won’t get us one, I guess we’ll have to wait for “Draw Mohammed” day for our chance.

Sadly, Mohammed didn’t go for the Full Monty, but it’s unlikely we would have seen much due to lack of equipment. Just ask his 9-year old wife

However, if you look closely, it appears the camel is sporting wood.

Wait…Mohammed has done this before…he’s the 2nd dancer on the right:

Arizona Tea Party protest turns violent

Turns out Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi et al were SO right. Just look at this…Police in riot gear, rocks and bottles being thrown, innocent bystanders injured, profanity and epithets flying:

I hate to admit it…but the Tea Party has been “outted” as a band of violent, subversive thugs.



These aren’t Tea Party protesters. These are left-wing pro-illegal alien protesters.

My bad.

Update: Michelle Malkin posts another video from the Arizona protest…gee, these could SO easily be confused with Tea Party videos:

Fox and Friend

It’s not something that bothers me, but it is something that would be nice if they did something about it.

I’m talking about the concentration of conservative viewpoints all under NewsCorp’s umbrella. No one complained when Glenn Beck left CNN to join Fox or John Stossel left his post at ABC to go on Fox Business. These are all good things. But add in Rupert Murdoch’s purchase of the Wall Street Journal and the paranoid types might think a monopoly is being formed.

That’s why this is such a good idea:

I’d also love to see a National Review channel on basic cable. Why not? There’s 700 channels devoted to Iron Chefs, people who refurbish homes, midgets, people with bizarre medical conditions, families with 26 kids and, of course, a rash of programs about New Jersey douchebags who ham it up in front of a camera. And don’t get me started about the cross overs; New Jersey douchebag chefs and families of 26 health-impaired midgets who flip real estate. I know, my wife likes all of them.

I can envision a reality show that follows Jonah Goldberg around with a handheld camera as he works the DC circuit rubbing elbows with James Carville and Tucker Carlson. I’m not sure how, but if we could work in some sort of sex angle that would help. Maybe Goldberg stakes out upscale Georgetown bars and scopes out Pols and their young aspiring staff? We could have a special gay week where Larry Craig and Eric Massa!

OK, maybe not.

But my original point stands, it is a good thing or something like that.

(s/t Treacher @ the Daily Caller)

Happy **** the Earth Day!

Today is April 23rd…make the “Earth your bitch!”:

Oh yeah…to the 5 of you out there who still believe in “Global Warming”…it is a bright sunny morning here in beautiful San Diego.

It is also 46 degrees.


On APRIL 23.

I had to turn on the heat.

Go **** yourselves.

(youtube stolen from our friends at The Jawa Report)

Life Was Simpler Six Years Ago

Six years ago today, this little blog started. It has run the gamut from 8th-tier blog, to several beautiful weeks as 1st-tier blog, eventually settling in to our cozy little spot in 3rd-tier blogdom.

Life was simpler then. We spent time arguing about the idiotic socialist-lite, country-club Republican ways of President Junior. We chuckled as Lurch Kerry tried to dethrone the Bush family in 2004. How bad must you suck to lose to a liberal, country-club, elitist Republican like that? Just ask Kerry and Gore, they know. And they still suck out loud in every facet of their putrid existences.

Most of all, we’ve spent quality time together mocking the gaggle of commies on the left. Now that we’ve got a Marxist in the White House and a bunch of card-carrying useful idiots in congress ram-rodding George Soros’ new great society down our throats, it’s just not as amusing as it once was.

However, six years later, we’re still here and we’re still taking pot-shots and fighting the power. It’s not as cool to fight the power when you’re white, male and conservative, but since when have we ever worried about being cool?

So happy birthday to us and screw everyone who doesn’t hoist an adult beverage in our honor today!

Steve King Displays An Amazing Amount of Restraint

After all, who wouldn’t want to punch every “Think Progress” blogger in their lying fucking faces – especially after being accused of “justifying murder” and claiming that the Democrat who flew their plane into the IRS building was a follower of the Iowa Republican?

Today, King spoke at FreedomWorks‘ Tax Day Tea Party Rally in Washington, D.C. I caught up with him to get further clarification about his remarks, asking, “Do you regret what you said when you justified the attack against the IRS building?”

King initially tried to ignore me by walking away, but when I repeated my question, the congressman forcefully grabbed my arm and angrily accused me of calling him a murderer. Still holding onto my arm, King got just inches from my face and told me to shut off my camera. Here’s our exchange:

TP: It is tax day and you justified the murder of American federal employees at CPAC.

KING: Are you accusing me of that? Are you accusing me of that? Turn that camera off. I’m not going to have those allegations. You accuse me of murder. That is despicable behavior.

TP: I’m sorry — I did not say that, I did not say that.

KING: That is despicable behavior for any American on this earth to do such a thing.

TP: The camera is off –

KING: We are done.

When Alan Grayson does this he’s being “courageous”.  If you’d try that shit with Al Franken he would have thrown you in a figure-four leglock.

When will Republicans show some true leadership and start pimpslapping our nation’s surfeit of Obama-worshipping “New Media” brownshirts?

This story is NOT funny

Don’t laugh. This is a tragic story, especially when you consider that this must have been Allah’s will:

A young Muslim woman had died after her burkha became snagged in a go-kart.

The 24-year-old woman, who has not yet been named, died a terrifying death today when a fluttering part of her burkha became caught in the wheels of a go-kart she was driving near the town of Port Stephens, north of Sydney.

The Muslim clothing the woman was wearing flew back as she sped around the track and part of it became entangled in the go-kart’s wheels.

She was strangled in a second and crashed the vehicle.

What the hell was she doing driving anyway? Does Allah allow women to drive?

Anyway, if you laughed you must be a sick Islamophobic infidel. Allah will strike you down…

(Got this off Drudgereport)

Slimeball Dickhead of the Week

Wishing Tiki Barber a raging case of hemorrhagic goat syphillis:

Ex-Giants superstar Tiki Barber has dumped his 8-months-pregnant wife, Ginny, for sexy former NBC intern Traci Lynn Johnson, sources told The Post last night.

The football star-turned-“Today” show-correspondent left his wife of 11 years, Ginny, for the 23-year-old blonde, who also worked at 30 Rock, the sources said.

Ginny, who is expecting twins, found out about the relationship late last year, after the run-around running back moved out of their Upper East Side home.

We can all make Tiger Woods jokes here, but what Barber is doing is several times worse. His wife is EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT.

Maybe I can’t understand because I’m not a rich ex-star-athlete with access to rockin’ babes, but I cannot imagine a single scenario where I would do this to my wife…or the soon-to-be-born children.

I’m thinking that there must be something wrong with Tiki’s…er…Tiki, because it’s not like his wife is unpleasant to look at:

Behold, the home-wrecking slut Barber has left his wife for:

(Both photos courtesy of the NY Post)