Month: January 2011

Why we are ****ed…graphically speaking

Remember two years ago when Glenn Beck was warning us all that the US was monetizing its debt…:

…but then Ben Bernanke told us all, “Glenn Beck is full of shit, we aren’t and will not monetize our debt, as our Messiah Barack Obama is my witness”?

(OK, he said SOMETHING like that anyway.)

Well…check this bar graph out.

The analysis? We’re screwed:

OK, in plain English, the Fed is essentially monetizing it’s own debt – in other words, purchasing debt with debt. Parenthetically, I am sure this is the point where the Fed would want me to say that it shouldn’t be considered a complete monetization of debt on account the Fed is supposedly using proceeds from mortgage backed securities it purchased through QE 1, in order to fund the purchase of QE 2 i.e. the $600 Billion in treasuries from retail banks. Damn . . . that was a long parenthetical statement. But it is an important one. This is how the Fed sleeps at night, thinking that they are using capitalized “profits” to fund the purchase of its own debt. To be fair, I would say this ostensibly makes sense however, I ain’t much into the ostensible as much as the practical . . . and well, the “ostensible” version smells like something is rotten in the State of Denmark, if I may borrow a paraphrased line from Hamlet.

But just remember if gas goes to $6 a gallon, it’s Sarah Palin’s fault.

Our Generation’s Sputnik

Is there any serious doubt that this fool and his sperm-aged teleprompter inseminators are a bunch of commie worshipping shitheels?  All of the great things this country has given to the world and the shining example of progress he notes is a historical embarrassment and propaganda coup for our sworn enemies.

It’s like the Chinese pianist playing the anti-American tune at the White House.  If we’re too stupid to know we’re being insulted then it’s not an insult.

What’s next, Michelle My Belle congratulating the Ukrainian famine as an anti-obesity campaign triumph?  No cupcakes for Kulaks.  Kind of catchy!  Like pneumonia.

The light at the end of the tunnel is Amtrak 2.0.  Simply brilliant.

After all the Nazi accusations by his people, the last thing I want to do is board a train while Obama’s still President.   Or visit an oven factory to see my stimulus dollars at work.

/Sputnik!

Parents of moron “journalist” supported Alvin Greene with drug money

Well…some have said anyway. I can’t actually verify that, but SOME have said.:

The name of Jose Lambiat, the Palm Beach Post’s resident idiot who’s been exploiting U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ Jan. 8 shooting for cheap website hits, may sound familiar to Palm Beach drug dealers and hookers.

That’s because Lambiat’s mom and pop, sisters and brothers have all been squatting in a foreclosed and abandoned $5 million house in Palm Beach SOME HAVE SAID.

And while Jose is leeching off the shooting of the moderate Democratic congresswoman, some are saying Jose’s parents (not named here because they are likely illegal aliens, though we can’t verify that) have been using the proceeds from selling drugs and pimping Jose’s sister out to rich Democratic operatives to support Democratic candidates— including Dem Party goofball Alvin Greene!

Ironically: Among their favorites are some of the very idiots whose controversial rhetoric and campaigns are said to provide a fertile ground for dumbasses who believe the Tea Party is responsible for the likes of Jared Loughner, who allegedly injured Giffords and killed six others in Tucson.

Again, Six Meat Buffet cannot confirm any of the above, only that we’ve been hearing this. OK, nobody else at this site has heard this stuff, only me. Because it’s been said that Lambiat is (read the comments here):

an idiot

a liar and hypocrite

digging for crap

neither skilled nor professional

the product of a profoundly disturbed mind (OK, that was actually in reference to Loughner, but it applies to Lambiat as well)

scraping the bottom of the septic tank

author of the most pathetic dribble ever read

Using liberal logic without any actual evidence, I simply connected the dots. See how easy that was?

Wondering if the Palm Beach Post has any job openings…

The Left’s New High Deacon

Move over, Andrea Yates and Holly Ashcraft, the left has a new hero. It may be early in 2011, but it’s safe to say that Dr. Kermit Gosnell is the front-runner for NARAL’s Reproductive Rights Superstar of the Year.

WEST PHILADELPHIA – January 19, 2011 (WPVI) — A doctor whose abortion clinic was described as a filthy, foul-smelling “house of horrors” that was overlooked by regulators for years was charged Wednesday with murder, accused of delivering seven babies alive and then using scissors to kill them.

Dr. Kermit Gosnell was also charged with murder in the death of a woman who suffered an overdose of painkillers while awaiting an abortion.

That last woman was just a late-late-late-late-late term abortion, so pay that no mind.

“Doctor” Gosnell represents a kind of evil that is very difficult to comprehend, yet, at its core, is shared by so many. As a doctor (obviously very well versed in the right to choose), surely he knew that the loving left has magically discovered in the Constitution the right to partially deliver the baby, then use the scissors, making it all “safe, legal and rare,” right?

In a nearly 300-page grand jury report filled with ghastly, stomach-turning detail, prosecutors said Pennsylvania regulators ignored complaints of barbaric conditions at Gosnell’s clinic, which catered to poor, immigrant and minority women in the city’s impoverished West Philadelphia section.

Margaret Sanger is looking up and smiling at the good doctor, so proud that he is willing to continue the important genocidal work that she began so many years ago. I thought these were the kind of back-alley, coat-hanger clinics that would only exist after abortion was outlawed? This is all so confusing – and sickening.

Prosecutors said Gosnell made millions of dollars over three decades performing thousands of dangerous abortions, many of them illegal late-term procedures. His clinic had no trained nurses or medical staff other than Gosnell, a family physician not certified in obstetrics or gynecology, prosecutors said.

At least two women died from the procedures, while scores more suffered perforated bowels, cervixes and uteruses, authorities said.

It was a butcher shop, not a medical clinic, but protecting the rights of women is dirty work and somebody has to do it.

If you have a strong stomach and want a window into what evil looks like, read the whole thing. Whether you do or you don’t, pray for this sick, soulless country.

It’s Time To Close The Backpack Bomb Gunshow Loophole

Here we go again.  Apprise Miss Cleo and Dionne Warwick of a situation.  The JournoList Psychic Friends Network, fresh off a humiliating tarot card reading of the Arizona shooting – where they almost had to give everybody their money back – has decided to don their gypsy wigs and crystal balls one more time to libel people on the right again.  They won’t be able to help themselves:

A backpack found along the route of the Martin Luther King Jr. march in Spokane contained a bomb “capable of inflicting multiple casualties,” the FBI said Tuesday, describing the case as “domestic terrorism.”

The FBI said the Swiss Army-brand backpack was found about 9:25 a.m. PST on Monday on a bench at the northeast corner of North Washington Street and West Main Avenue in downtown Spokane.

Spokane Washington Nazis.  If there’s one thing I hate – it’s Spokane Washington Nazis.

In an interview on msnbc cable’s “The Rachel Maddow Show,” Spokesman-Review reporter Thomas Clouse said confidential sources told him that the device was equipped with a remote control detonator and contained shrapnel.

Rachel Maddow?  Huh???  This “reporter” got routed to the bottom of the barrel awfully quick.

The FBI has not established an official motive, but Harrill told NBC News “the timing and placement of the backpack (along the march route) is inescapable.”

“At that point, it falls directly in the realm and sphere of domestic terrorism,” Harrill told the Associated Press. “Clearly, there was some political or social agenda here.”

On that, we’re agreed.  There’s a political agenda at play and I’d wager that you’d see a mannish looking older lad with a pageboy haircut and an MSNBC microphone sprinting from the scene.

Perhaps  the holy spirit of Martin Luther King, Jr. will be roused from that eternally subsidized mansion in the sky to shame those murderous Tea Partiers bent on ruining the most solemn occasion of the year.  That is what you go to Maddow for, isn’t it?

That fits Teh Narrative(tm) so well all that’s missing is Katie Couric and the SPLC deciding whether it’s the effort to repeal Obamacare or Sarah Palin hosting Kate Plus Eight that set off the barrels full of T-N-T those teabaggers are sitting on.

Are they really going to roll the dice again so soon?  Believe it.

Like, you’d have to be a hep, ten-speed ridin’, ponytail swishing, jazz loving schizopottamus not to make that obvious connection, man.

Snappy Answers to Kneejerk Liberal Blameshifting

Paul Krugman and the boilerplate claptrap:

The other side believes that people have a right to keep what they earn, and that taxing them to support others, no matter how needy, amounts to theft. That’s what lies behind the modern right’s fondness for violent rhetoric: many activists on the right really do see taxes and regulation as tyrannical impositions on their liberty.”

Rebuttal:

This is bizarre. Do conservatives believe in freedom and liberty? Absolutely. But conservatives also believe that the left deeply opposes economic growth out of a desire to control, a greed for power and money to be secured by the creation of a massive class of economic dependents. It is, as the late Jack Kemp often said, natural for human beings to desire to better their condition. A tendency liberals are determined to fight because this implies the obvious — independence from the government. Krugman and his fellow liberals exhibit not compassion but an insatiable lust “red in tooth and claw” for raw political power and the money that comes from that control — control over people’s lives that is won by pitting race against race, rich against poor, producer against consumer and so on and so on. It is a bitterly zero-sum, cold-hearted and cynical view of the world, built on a platform of arrogance, elitist condescension, racial manipulation and topped off by the threat of violence if the rest of us refuse to cooperate.

To oppose any of this effectively, or, to oppose the Left’s agenda in the field of national security and foreign policy, is to directly risk summoning that violence — which is why at this minute former Governor Sarah Palin is being swamped with death threats. It is why European capitals from London to Athens are engulfed in violence or murderous riots.

This truth is so obvious that you’d need a four-year degree from U. C. Berkeley to adequately delude yourself.

Don Surber flips the bird to liberals

Of course NOW libs want us to talk nice…and Surber ain’t having any of it:

Once in power, liberals were the opposite of gracious.

For two years now, I have been called ignorant, racist, angry and violent by the left. The very foul-mouthed protesters of Bush dare to now label my words as “hate speech.”

Last week, the left quickly blamed the right for the national tragedy of a shooting spree by a madman who never watched Fox News, never listened to Rush Limbaugh and likely did not know who Sarah Palin is.

Fortunately, the American public rejected out of hand that idiotic notion that the right was responsible.

Rather than apologize, the left wants to change the tone of the political debate.

The left suddenly wants civil discourse.

Bite me.

The left wants to play games of semantics.

Bite me.

The left wants us to be civil — after being so uncivil for a decade.

Bite me.

Want a reminder of how the left has acted for the last 10 years? Go here.

And here.

And here.

Make sure you read all of Surber’s column.

Why Didn’t Debussy Write Echo Chamber Music?

In a post both unintentionally hilarious and unironically titled “Blindspot”,  a crestfallen Bolshevik laments as to “why there aren’t more full bore socialist bloggers”.  It’s hilarious on several fronts – aside from the supply and demand one that they generally never care much for on any level.

The End of the Left Spectrum just doesn’t have a voice it seems and a slew of big name blogcommies join in to explain why.

No one seems to have tripped over the answer so I’ll provide the Cliff’s Notes:

The national and alt-media subsidizes The Socialist in positions from editor, internet blogger, to research assistant, to columnist, announcer, coffee gaffer, etc.  McCarthyite Blacklists have nothing on the traditional print and television media in the United States from hiring people on the Right.

The media in the U.S. has institutionalized Leftism.  It’s our Rendellian Early Warning System. They’ve generously placed a yoke on their subhuman strength to harness their Stalinist aspirations for some useful (idiot) purpose.  Every year, new Victor Navasky J-School grads till a barren field salted by their previous year’s failures for a wine, cheese and underage male escort stipend.  When they “blog” it’s called “news reporting”.

The Rightwing Pegasus, however, can’t be broken so it still roams the prairie free.

Look no further than the Climategate e-mails from last year.  It was religious blasphemy to even mention the story of purloined e-mails showing Global Warming as a complete and utter fraud in a prelude to one of the more brutal winters on record.  We had to go to Britain to find the story because of the self-imposed blackout in the U.S.

BONUS QUESTION FROM THE COMMENTS:  “But what about Krugman?”

Good question.  Unlike his fellow socialists, Krugman is so uniquely and yet hurriedly wrong about everything that “the unit of measure for how wrong someone is” should be measured in Metric Krugmans.

Public Editor Watch: The NYT Public Editor comments on it’s atrocious AZ Shooter coverage and the name Krugman is nowhere to be found.  Why were they so bad?  Like the AZ shooter, it’s everybody else’s fault but their own.  It’s the Internets fault.  It’s “time’s” fault.  You know, those things beyond the control of an editor.

/Because of 1440/7!

This Mentally Ill Early Warning Detection System Has Been Working Great For Me

If Ed Rendell stumbles on the answer, I’m not sure it was a valid question:

During a “Face the Nation” appearance, Rendell called for an “early detection system” designed to keep mentally unstable individuals from buying guns.

Why stop with guns?  Should these same mental defects be allowed to vote either?  You can do a lot more damage with the latter.

What about having kids?  Operating a motor vehicle?  As long as we’re putting a permanent child safety lock on one of the Amendments to the Constitution, what stops us from slapping one on any of the others or our “privileges”?

Dangerous is dangerous after all.

Taking that into consideration, I thought I’d share my early warning system with Homeland Security as it’s foolproof and is available for the low, low price of a pair of eyeballs.

They come for your kids…

I share Sesame Street’s youtube videos with little Nigel Jr.

Here’s a reminder to make sure to watch Sesame Street WITH your kids…don’t just plop them down in front of the TV:

Didja catch that? Subtle, ain’t it?

And if you didn’t, go to the comments section on youtube…though I really wish some conservatives would “tone down the rhetoric”. And I wish some liberals wouldn’t use the “F” word to comment on videos children might be watching (of course they can’t help themselves).

What should Maine Governor Paul LePage’s next words to the NAACP be?

How about, “Eat Shit you race-baiting, grievance-mongers”?:

Aww…leave it to the NAACP (an organization that has been trying to find relevance since the civil rights movement ended about 35 years ago) to whine, bitch, moan…and invoke the Arizona shootings:

Dan Demeritt, LePage’s spokesman, had said the Republican governor was unable to attend an NAACP dinner honoring King in Portland on Sunday because of personal commitments and an NAACP breakfast in Orono on Monday because he plans to attend the funeral for a former state trooper.

But leaders of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People pointed out in a news reports published Friday that LePage had declined numerous invitations from the organization.

Rachel Talbot Ross, state director of the NAACP, told the Portland Press Herald she was concerned “we’re not welcome and we’re not part of the Maine” LePage is preparing to lead.

Within hours of LePage’s comments, the national president and CEO of the NAACP, Benjamin Todd Jealous, issued a strongly worded response.

“Gov. LePage’s decision to inflame racial tension on the eve of the King holiday denigrates his office,” said Jealous, whose father is from Maine. “His words are a reminder of the worst aspects of Maine’s history and out of touch with our nation’s deep yearning for increased civility and racial healing.”

Similarly, Robert Talbot, a board member of the Greater Bangor NAACP was not amused by LePage’s comments on Friday.

Talbot said he found it ironic that the governor would say such things at a time when so many people nationally are talking a “return to civility” in political discourse following the shooting of Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.

“The NAACP was reaching out to him as we have all of the other governors,” Talbot said Friday afternoon. “We need more civility. He needs to understand that although Maine is the whitest state in the country, it is made up of a lot of different people and he is the governor of all of the people … and he needs to act that way.”

“Kiss my butt” inflames racial tensions? In MAINE?

Uh…who’s inflaming racial tensions here?

You know if the NAACP really wanted attention this bad, couldn’t they just recreate that famous “March on Bangor“?

Is Frances Fox Piven batshit crazy?

After listening to this, I think Glenn Beck gives her entirely too much credit for her influence on today’s progressives:

Can anyone understand a damn thing this old broad is saying? Note…she doesn’t have any “data” or evidence to back up her ramblings…

Oh…except about that redistributive thing and the stimulus package. She got that right.

Maybe she’s confused with the words “stimulus” and “package”…