So we can’t see OBL’s splodeydome because it would inflame
the LGF comments threads, theÂ goatbuggering Arab Sodomy Fields Street.
How about if we had him in an open casket funeral provided that the closed half was covered by an American flag?Â Or, maybe if we dressed his corpse up in women’s panties and threw it on top of a bigÂ pile of Abu Ghraib prisoners with Lindy’s dangling cigarette hanging over him?
Since neither photos of flag-draped coffins or prisoner abuse concerned Obama with international backlash, or threats to our troops and ambassadors abroad, this would have seemed like a safe compromise.
And then, in accordance with Islamic practice, we could have strapped a bomb to his remains and tossed him in a Beslan schoolhouse.
/Because of 16 hours of rawmuscleglutular and courageously gritty