Never before has inter-governmental agency cooperation been higher thanks to the incontinent leadership of Vice President Poopy Pants:
During his speech, Biden reminded the audience that some of their Republican friends would distort Obamaâ€™s record on Medicare.
â€œEveryone knows, everyone in this room knows that President Obama has increased the benefits available to people on Medicare by the action he took,â€ Biden said. â€œYou are now able to go get a wellness exam, and guys, if you conclude you need a colonoscopy because you feel like you have a little too much weight in your wallet then the IRS is more than willing roto-root your pooter. Â Â Or let’s say you need a breast health examination by your’s truly or any one of our highly qualified TSA agents, then you donâ€™t have to pay a co-pay for that.Â You’re welcome, America.“
Personally, I’m looking forward to the synergistic possibilities of mandatory urine donation for drug screening with it being recycled for offensive anti-Christian art projects.