Month: May 2013

Dear Graduating Class of 2013 / Future Sex Offender Registrants

Any time and place is the right time to be lectured by Barack Obama about whatever pet issue that he’s pushing that day.

Oh.  Did you think your graduation was about you and your hard work over the last several years?  No, no, and one more enthusiastic no young man, lady or as yet undetermined he/she/it.

Graduation ceremonies are about the invited speaker opining to you about what really grinds their gears.  The fact that your existence is one of them is just more guilt-laden icing on their gluten free cake:

President Obama on Friday used the issue of sexual assault in the military to illustrate to Naval Academy graduates the importance of trust and honor at a time when the public has grown weary of missteps by public servants.

“It only takes the misconduct of a few to further erode people’s trust in their government,” Obama told the graduates at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium.

Everybody has a big screen tv in their home these days but when I was growing up you had to go sit in a movie theater to see projection that large.

Ensign No Class Barry “Choom Choom” Soetero reporting for duty 30 years too late, sir!

Now I get it!  The public has grown weary and mistrustful of public servants because of rampant sex abuse in the Navy.  Not unconstitutionally wiretapping the AP, James Rosen and his parents, drone strikes on US civilians, leaving Navy SEALs and ambassadors to die when you could have helped, voter suppression of Tea Party activists by the IRS or that same IRS being in charge of grabbing every citizen by the back of the head and forcing their mouths down on Obamacare’s thorny cock.

No…it was sex abuse in the military.  Ok.  I’ll play along.

Continuing with Obama’s theme of military personnel as unrepentant rapists, his handpicked and defense-hating Secretary of Defense blew his own rape whistle at West Point graduates this morning:

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel told graduates of the United States Military Academy at West Point on Saturday that sexual assaults would be a “a profound betrayal” of their oaths to the Army.

Hagel challenged the 2013 West Point graduates to “be the generation of leaders who stop” internal issues like sexual assaults, alcoholism and suicide, which he said were “debilitating, incendiary and destructive” to the Army’s strength.

“Sexual harassment and assault are a profound betrayal of sacred oaths and sacred trust,” Hagel said during his speech. “This scourge must be stamped out. We’re all accountable for ensuring that this happens. We can’t fail the Army or America. We can’t fail each other.”

*clap, clap, cla……….*       *clap*

Shorter Hagel:  You’ve completed your training.  I’m sure it was a picnic. He’s your gun.  Now don’t get drunk and start raping people.

I’m trying to envision this line of Graduation speeches if it was similarly applied at Morehouse.

Dear Morehouse Men:

It’s been a long six years full of countless malt liquors to achieve that Bachelors in Sociology that you’ve accumulated $40k in debt towards.  Please do not use your educations for manufacturing crack cocaine on your way to impregnating some dumb slut who will be pushing the baby that you’re not around to raise across seven lanes of traffic from her one bedroom apartment in a dangerous neighborhood to the bus stop for her daily commute to the welfare office.

Oh, and congratulations on your hard work!  The lifelong dream of both you and your ancestors to give me a fistbump will be administered shortly.

The difference is Obama admonishes Morehouse grads to be giving back to the community while he’s imploring military personnel to not become felonious sex offenders.

For someone whose primary work experience consisted of a Baskin-Robbins, light general office work and an occasional adjunct lecturer on his way to becoming the world’s leading amateur golfer / street ball power forward, he certainly knows how to recognize the laziness in others.

For someone who is the epitome of an affirmative action charity case, who to this day refuses to unseal his own college transcripts, he is adept at hijacking a day that so many struggled and sacrified to achieve in order to coopt it and rob it of any joy in the service of his instinctive need to hector you with his prejudices of you.

Don’t ever invite this guy to speak at your wedding.  He’ll let you know he’s the best man and that despite all of your numerous flaws that it’s important that you not abandon each other when times get rough in the economy he created.

Again, thank you America for the gift of this self-righteous fuckwad.

An IRS Full of Lynndie Englands

Lynndie England

Remember when low-level functionaries operating outside the law were the direct responsibility of The President and the type of lawless culture he promoted?  I mean, it’s not applicable now since 94% of the IRS employees union donates money to Obama and the post-Modern media is incapable of making the logical conclusion that there is a correlation between that number and the shared beliefs of the two.

And even less so, since buck passing has risen in popularity over the last several years:

The Roots of Abu Ghraib

Published: June 09, 2004

In response to the outrages at Abu Ghraib, the Bush administration has repeatedly assured Americans that the president and his top officials did not say or do anything that could possibly be seen as approving the abuse or outright torture of prisoners.

Since the Abu Ghraib scandal broke into public view, the administration has contended that a few sadistic guards acted on their own to commit the crimes we’ve all seen in pictures and videos. At times, the White House has denied that any senior official was aware of the situation, as it did with Red Cross reports documenting a pattern of prisoner abuse in Iraq. In response to a rising pile of documents proving otherwise, the administration has mounted a ”Wizard of Oz” defense, urging Americans not to pay attention to inconvenient evidence.

Today, those purveyors of Ozian prevarications are called Jay Carney, Dan Pfeiffer and David Plouffe.  By the current definition, Abu Ghraib would have only been possible if you were able to produce timestamped e-mails from George Bush to Lynndie England advising her on her patriotic duty to point at terrorists’ junk and building gay pyramids with them.  Anything else is just “political hay” and “distractions”.

Lying Prick

Lying Prick:  Lying like the prickishly, pig-snouted sociopath he is.  Prick.

After all, Bush should have refrained from “Wizard of Oz” defenses and gone straight for the “Duh, I found out when you guys did when I read the paper this morning” defense.  Who wouldn’t be encouraged by the current President’s seemingly drunk driving while blindfolded, hands-off-the-wheel, pedal to the metal approach to governing?  That stupid Bush didn’t read papers but he was the personal Torquemada of systemic torture at a makeshift prison on the other side of the world when not clearing out brush on his ranch of hate.

But we know that Obama is not a hands off person.  He’s a control freak.  And the only time that he of a million “I, I, I, I” speeches is nowhere near the Captain’s Quarters is when there is some blame needing be placed.

We do not know how high up in the chain of command the specific sanction for abusing prisoners was given, and we may never know, because the Army is investigating itself and the Pentagon is stonewalling the Senate Armed Services Committee. It may yet be necessary for Congress to form an investigative panel with subpoena powers to find the answers.

What we have seen, topped by that legalistic treatise on torture, shows clearly that Mr. Bush set the tone for this dreadful situation by pasting a false ”war on terrorism” label on the invasion of Iraq.

Ah, yes.  “Tone setting”.

Surely, the New York Times is positing a similar thought this weekend in the wake of widespread, years long IRS persecution of ideologically and religiously litmus-tested groups in order to quell their patriotic dissent before an election.  Surely, their flame of outrage would burn brightly out of consistency alone!  To do so otherwise would be bare assed hypocrisy.

NEWS that employees at the Internal Revenue Service targeted groups with “Tea Party” or “patriot” in their name for special scrutiny has raised pious alarms among some lawmakers and editorial writers.

Yes, the I.R.S. may have been worse than clumsy in considering an (ed. – non-existent) avalanche of applications for nonprofit status under the tax code, and that deserves scrutiny whether or not the agency’s employees were spurred by partisan motives. After all, some of these “tea party” groups are most likely not innocent nonprofit organizations devoted to the cultural significance of hot beverages — or to other, more civic, virtues. Rather, they and others are groups that may be illegally spending a majority of their resources on political activity while manipulating the tax code to hide their donors and evade taxes (the unwritten rule being that no more than 49 percent of a group’s resources can be used for political purposes).

For the people who demand that you provide videotaped confessions, time stamped e-mails and caught-red-handed evidence that Obama had absolutely nothing to do with he political targeting of his enemies and of which he was the direct beneficiary of that persecution, they certainly have no problem proclaiming allegations of tax evasion of nefarious motives to the victims in this instance while excusing the IRS perpetrators as merely “clumsy” with zero evidence whatsoever.

Where was this caveat as to the inherent guilt of those Abu Ghraib prisoners?  Were those prison guards not laboring under conditions worse than the cubicle dwelling paper miners at the IRS?

Congress has already announced hearings and investigations, and the service’s leadership will be grilled, as it should be. But it would be a travesty if the misdeeds here undermined the important work that must now be done to foster greater transparency, and to bolster confidence that the I.R.S. is in fact scrutinizing politically active groups across the board, regardless of their ideological bent.

Citizens need to rest assured that the integrity of our political system is intact.

As opposed to publishing inflammatory pictures and making unsubstantiated allegations in bad faith that sexual abuse of enemy combantants was demanded from on high in order to enflame Islamic fundamentalists to attack our service people because you wanted to lay blame for low-level military personnel’s behavior at the feet of the Commander-In-Chief with the non-preferred party letter after their name.  In order to “assure the integrity of our political system”.

If it wasn’t for double standards, the New York Times would have no standards at all.

UPDATE:  Even a stodgey old hack like Bob Schieffer finally had enough of the aforementioned Capital “P” Prick Dan Pfeiffer’s bald-faced obfuscations this morning.  When the Wilford Brimley of the Obama’s old media water carriers starts telling you to you to your stupid oinking face that you are sounding like Nixon during Watergate, it might be time to reverse course on demanding that Republicans apologize for impugning the reputation of Susan Rice for lying to the American People on five morning talk shows in a row.

You know, Dan.  Can I call you Dan?  Gunga Dan.  Your boss, Mr. Post-Racial, was at the race-based Morehouse College explaining to their graduating future welfare recipients that they are going to have to work “twice as hard” as white people just “to get by”.  That means that they would have to lie twice as hard as you to be in your position.  Hard to even imagine how that’s possible.

Exit question.  Why can’t anyone call a lie a “lie” anymore?  It’s dolled up in euphemisms like “you’re not telling the truth” or providing some golden bridge excuse for a lack of honesty.  When you’re a liar, you’re a liar.  Capital “L”, little “i”, little “a”, little “r”.  Liar.  Dan The Lying Prickface Pfeiffer.  End of story.

But I do understand how in this economy of your boss’s making that a House Cracka gotta eat and if it means going on tv and mouthing a few of Master’s lies to let you back on the porch that Obama’s House Crackas gotta do what a cracka gotta do.  You’re a better man than I, Gunga Dan.

You Are Now Leaving The United States Of America

Where you are I do not know exactly.  Please watch your head.

So much for the optimistic tone of my last post!

Something happened today and I have not fully processed it yet.  Cold Fury keeps this quote running in the sidebar and I think that a chronological milestone may have just been passed with this IRS scandal:

“America is at that awkward stage. It’s too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.” – Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do ‘Til the Revolution

I’ll let you guess which one.

We seem to have a comprehension problem with the media.  Benghazi is not about people who messed up the note cards on the way to the tv station and this IRS scandal is not about a couple of “rogue” newbies asking a couple of Tea Party yahoos where they bought their tri-cornered hats.

The IRS is in the opening stages of being exposed for the most massive effort of state-sponsored Voter Suppression since the Jim Crow South instituted poll taxes.  As they were suing states for attempting to maintain the integrity of their elections by simply asking voters to show ID, there was wholesale harassment, intimidation and suppression by a cast of hundreds to thousands of government employees at several agencies within the federal government authorized and, of course, condoned at the highest levels to discriminatorily deny the rights of peaceable citizens to express their political speech by demanding personal information that was incredibly invasive and Stalin-esque in execution.  The practictioners of which have since been rewarded with bonuses and promotions.  If there is ever an opening for Concentration Camp Czar it’s going to be a real contest to find out which is the most amoral sociopath at the IRS chomping at the bit to try out their Commandant Amon Goeth fantasy against conservatives.

What is the content of your prayers?  I will approve your application if you sign this form saying you will never protest against Planned Parenthood.  We need access to login to your website and review all chats, logs and IP addresses.

If you do not see a problem with that – you are not a liberal.  You are, in fact, a fucking Nazi sympathizer if not a full-fledged party member.

Confidential tax information was then being solicited or received – gratefully unsolicited – and used by Obama in his campaign and affiliated minions.  If you come into my home and you find a bunch of Picassos and Rembrandts on the wall and you know I don’t make that kind of bread – just how do you think I came to acquire them?  The same way the Obama campaign came to get tax information against Romney and any candidate – illegally.  Receiving stolen merchandise is illegal and just as this tax information that was unscrupulously gained is the fruit of that forbidden tree.

While I am always good for a rant, I don’t think I am being hyperbolic in saying that the news of today has just invalidated definitely calls into question the results of the 2012 election.  Several government agencies, under the aegis of the Executive Branch, with malice aforethought targeted US citizens seeking to engage in political speech on a national level  and at seemingly inconceivable numbers.  If people knew what was going on, and there were plenty of people in the Obama administration who verifiably did and lied under oath to Congress about it, then November 2012 would not have turned out the way it did.  Just like if they knew that when that 3 am phone call from Benghazi came with the Ambassador screaming for help that Obama hung up the phone and sent everything after to voicemail.

The integrity of  the 2012 election was raped and because we are finding out about it after the fact – they will claim that we cannot abort the rape baby of Obama’s second term.  It’s a choice not a child, ya’ll.

A cult of corruption passed the Kool-Aid around the IRS, the Treasury Department and the Department of Justice, along with White House counsel and the American public has just now set their eyes upon the Jonestown where these loyal bureaucratic partisans have committed the largest act of state-assisted suicide.  Both of their careers, their credibility and the faith that any citizen can have that their government is not an active enemy to their very existence.  If you’ve ever listened to the final audio tapes from Jonestown you can almost hear the wails and religious fervor now – “We have to do this…if the Tea Party wins like they did in 2010, they are going to overturn Obamacare! We can’t let that happen.  We’ve come too far!”

And you trust them with your healthcare?  You voted against gay marriage Mr. Smith, I guess you’re not going to be getting that heart transplant since it’s clear by your voting record that you don’t have one to begin with.

People are being audited after the government encouraged their neighbors to turn their names in to Fight The Smears website.  All of their computers should be seized and an audit should be performed of every name submitted to that organization who was subsequently harassed by the IRS.

I do not know where this goes from here.  When people know that laws are used to shield the perpetrators and that justice will forever be denied then what redress do they have?  You have seen the Obama reaction this week.  They pretended to make one person fall on their sword when they were going to retire in a few weeks anyway.  It’s not even a scandal at all really.  It’s an opportunity!  And we need to get the IRS more money so they can fix it.

This is an outright civil rights assault on half of the country that is continuing to this day.  This is not some past event.  It is going on right now with everyone being held hostage by the IRS.

They thought they would have your guns by now.

Without a swift acknowledgment of the depth of this scandal, with enough firings at all of those agencies to make the unemployment number go up, I am concerned that something very bad is going to happen.  The indifferent arrogance of the Executive Branch, painfully feigning outrage at this premeditated attack on the First Amendment and the cover-up that followed is going to provoke a reaction that does not bear a resemblance to a march and sign-holding.

Genuine concern.  This is a bureaucratic version of Waco.  I don’t want to live in whatever this place is that we are living in right now though I had my suspicions that this is what it would look like.  Almost as much as I don’t want to live in this place if someone more offended than me starts doing incredibly rash things that naturally gives these brownshirts the cover for grabbing even more power.  Or, if one succeeded in registering their umbrage in a way that results in every elementary, middle and high school being named after Barack Hussein Obama from here until the end of the country.  However short that is about to be.

For someone who runs their mouth a lot, I am at a loss for words at the moment about what happens next.  Obviously, a skilled special prosecutor should be called in immediately and a class-action lawsuit should be filed by every one of these groups and individuals that have been audited.   There also needs to be an immediate seizure of control over the IRS as it is a crime scene and oversight should be administered by someone who can be trusted.  I have no idea who that would be and Obama is incapable of naming that person because it is clear that he does not know anyone who isn’t a crook, a communist or a crony.  Or a combination of all three.

Palate cleanser.

Anecdotal Agnostic

But I want to believe.

UPDATED:  Because I can’t even hit post without there being a new scandal.  Obama was also tapping the phones in the House of Representatives.  I guess they deserved it too.  Like Mitch McConnell after the liberal advocacy group visited the White House before doing it to him.  So many  coincidences!

There is so much garbage piling up over the last week vis a vis our banana republic that I haven’t wanted to say anything lest I jinx it.

Having said that, I do not believe anything will come of anything until I start hearing the people I know who voted for this scumlapping piece of shit start to talk about what all has been going on.

Radio silence on that end.  The average, ignorant Obama voter (I repeat myself) lives in a bubble that can only be pierced by Tom Joyner, Tyler Perry and The View.  And they not only still support Obama but think he didn’t go far enough in doing all the things he claims he hasn’t done.  Ask Julian Bond.

If there were only some way we could deliver the news with the urgency and timing of  a skinny, black comedian dressed up as the fat grandmother who raised him….

Until that time, all of this is much ado about nothing.

The evidence will be overwhelming.  There will be fingerprints that smell like Reggie Love’s ass all over the corrupt culture at the IRS, the DOJ, DHS and the various other alphabet soup agencies vomited upon the shoes of patriotic Americans who have been targeted for audits, blackmail and murder.

The press was fine with driving the getaway car until he put the gun to their head for fear one or two might make a run for it.  This lover’s spat won’t last for long though.  They won’t let themselves be included in the take down of America’s first black President even if he tapped their phones, monitored their e-mails, cussed them out for printing the truth or locked them in a closet for hours on end.

The next beltway stenographer to finally open up about the abuse they’ve been getting should be handed the number to a battered womens’ shelter and a DVD of Sleeping With The Enemy.

Regardless, the IRS scandal, Benghazi, the Sebelius HHS shakedown, Fast and Furious, you name it.  It doesn’t mean anything until my little black ladies start talking about it.  And I haven’t heard a word about Saint Barack in months.  It doesn’t mean they support him but it does mean that they will not allow their skin color to abandon him for “what they all do” in Washington, DC.

No, he’d have to get caught with a blonde, white woman for that to happen.

If past behavior indicates future behavior, you’d better continue buying bullets and guns.  Watching Barack Obama for six years, the one thing that you can always count on is that when he does the wrong thing (i.e., everything) and is called on it then he doubles down and dares you to call his bluff.  Obviously, installing Susan Rice at the NSA fits my narrative.

The ball-less eunuchs of the Republican Party wouldn’t know what to do with Obama if he showed up to a Congress with a videotaped confession that he ordered the IRS information that his campaign used and his hands extended in anticipation of the cuffs.  John McCain would tell him to put his hands down, slap him on the back and offer his wife and daughter to him to film Mandingo 2.  Unfortunately for McCain, John Boehner’s daughter already beat them to the role.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you can kick Obama out of office but you can’t kick out the dipshits who voted for him twice.  A century of communist infestation of our schools and colleges would require transformational changes that Republicans do not have the sack to execute much less acknowledge.  When was the last time you heard one say we should abolish the Department of Education?  Generations of miseducated mushheads have rooted themselves into every corner of government steeped in a hatred of their own country and ever willing to burn the Bill of Rights for the promise that they can control other people’s lives through their representatives.  The ends always justify the means and Humpty Dumpty rules apply to every statement:

 “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

And if you don’t believe that then I have a fresh, new DOJ speech code edict to implement on your campus.

Our experiment in representative government is near its end and the only question that remains is how much of the lab will be salvageable after the fire.