Month: August 2015

Cat Killing, Gay Escort Obama Voter Kills Two White Liberals In On-Air Hate Crime

Meh. No innocent loss of life here. But, as usual, this means that Preezy DownLow can’t keep his shitstained hands off the throat of a free America. The bodies didn’t even make it to the morgue before he was out pimping for gun control.

He didn’t call the families of the soldiers attacked in Chattanooga. He didn’t even lower the White House flag following the Chattanooga shooting until five days after and being shamed into it.

Had the soldiers who stopped the French train jihadi known wolf on a US train, Obama’s Injustice Department would be prosecuting them for racial/religious profiling. No word on whether they will receive a medal for Courageous Restraint for allowing the jihadi to kill another day or that he remains alive so Ayatollah Obama could exchange him for some future traitor to be named later in another illegal prisoner swap.

But goddamnit, he’s on tv pimping gun control within three hours of his biggest cheerleaders getting attacked by his core constituency and fully prepared to blame anyone but the murderer.

The rote cries of “common sense” gun laws ring hollow unless we can get back to classifying the deviant lifestyle of Vester Flanagan II, aka Bryce Williams, aka RuPaul McCockgoblin as a mental illness.

It’s time to face facts. Like your average Islamonazi, Flanagan was engaged in a war with people who were not at war with him. After being fed a poisonous diet of imagined victimhood by the hand of his president, he took the balls out of his mouth only to accuse others of not giving him special treatment as he made the workplace a living hell for the liberals who repeatedly affirmative actioned him into positions he didn’t deserve or the poor, benighted souls who couldn’t afford to live in a different apartment complex.

Naturally, we have to leave it to the UK Telegraph to to do the job the American media won’t do about this Obama loving murderer. The narrative passed around the US press corps is that “he felt” he was discriminated against so the murders, if not justifiable, are understandable. Likewise, that this was all in response to the South Carolina church shooting even though his suicide note praised the Virginia Tech shooter as “his boy” for his efficacy.

The images of his apartment, as provided by the Telegraph, paint a very different picture. A narcissist with pictures of himself all over the place -hrm, that sounds familiar – including cheesecake, shirtless cowboy photos. A computer with the hard drive ripped out (presumably by the police). On it, they will find remnants of his visits to Salon.com, the Daily Kos, Raw Story, Talking Points Memo, and many similar state-run media aligned communist websites.

Cat urine all over the place and cat shit smeared all over his balcony. Several dozen used votive candles on a bathroom sink from where he would masturbate in a bubble bath to photos of a shirtless Obama in the Hawaiian surf with the help of an arsenal of assault dildos found at the scene after a long night out as a paid escort which was also admitted in his final letter.

His cats were not found at the scene. His suicide note mentioned that he killed some cats in the woods near where he lived so that is likely what happened. They weren’t lions so no outrage there.

Flanagan’s death, coupled with those of the news anchor and her cameraman, means three more guaranteed votes for Democrats for decades to come if there is any silver lining.

There was a “long list of complaints” from other tenants of his apartment complex about how he threatened other men who lived there and often threw cat shit on other people’s balconies.

So, you know, your average NRA member.

What people need to realize is that Flanagan is not an aberration. There are likely millions just like him giving anonymous blowjobs in nightclubs all over the country right now. Waving threatening rainbow flags that should probably be banned. Yesterday, he killed a couple of good liberals he used to work with. Tomorrow, it’ll be another attack on the Family Research Council.

And the solution will always be the same: to disarm and leave innocent people defenseless from the increasingly violent, radicalized deviants who have their minds polluted with non-existent tales of victimhood by their Democrat brainwashers in the media, schools, and Washington.

Post: Here’s a video of a road rage incident last month where Flanagan was likely about to murder a man who called him out for driving like a maniac and stalked him back to his house.

As Flanagan admitted, he was a “powder keg” building up for a long time. But the media will be glad to ignore his well-documented and obviously violent and menacing past to portray him as some sort of innocent creampuff victimized by redneck White America’s love of guns.

And like Baltimore and Ferguson, there is once again blood on Obama’s shitstained hands. But how is tonight any different than any other night with Reggie?

Exit Question: I am dying to know what the people on his Facebook page said. Knowing Leftists like I do, I’m sure a number of them were cheering him on or knew what he was going to do in advance. Has anyone seen his Facebook feed?

How To Obstruct Justice For Dummies

Hitlery Clintard cankled her way up the handicapped accessible ramp for the aged and infirm into the news again today with the revelation that she was not, in fact, the one who wrote the book on obstructing justice.

However, she did purchase a book on better using e-mail so that you didn’t use phrases or practices that might get you into legal hot water for some reason.

Take, for example, Chapter Six: “The Email That Can Land You In Jail.” The chapter includes a section entitled “How to Delete Something So It Stays Deleted.”

What would be some other good topics in Hitlery’s Obstructing Justice For Dummies compendium?

Pull Your Thumb Out Of Your Ass and Stick A Thumbdrive Into Your Hiding Hole

Control Freak – Alt – Delete

Post Guards At The Door Of Your Server Room To Keep Out Hackers

Laundering Campaign Donations Through A Fake Foundation

Faking Brain Injuries To Delay Criminal Investigations

Playing The Old Maid Card, You Crafty Silver Fox

A Cold Fish With A Bicycle Needs A Fake Foundation To Peddle Its Influence

Jimmy Carter Has / Is Cancer

Breakout the sob sisters. Jimmeh Peanut has cancer.

I’m sorry that a lot of people are just hearing about this since, to the casual observer, one could see that Carter has actually been a cancer on this country for over 40 years.

Don’t believe me? Sit through this speech and you’ll beg for a death panel.

In 2008, he metastasized into Hodgkins LymphObama and our nation has been in hospice ever since.

Why pick on the best thing to come out of Georgia since Wayne Williams?

I dunno. Maybe because the LA Times is rather cavalier in telling Carly Fiorina that she should quit mentioning that she beat breast cancer in her campaign.

Very kind of the LA Times’ technically male author to let Fiorina know that she should best STFU about that little tidbit of her life and keep it out of the public eye. We’d hate for anyone running for office to exploit such a tale of perserverance.

It’s not gold digging Wendy Davis slinging her aborted babies by the feet and smashing their skulls on a porcelain sink and pimping pink sneakers to energize the vag vote but beating cancer pales in comparison next to the severe cramping of Wendy Davis’s social life from unwanted pregnancies.

Or, as opposed to someone who rose to the presidency based on two autobiographies before age 45 based mainly on growing up without his drunken, absent daddy to savagely beat him. Boo hoo.

Suggested future Times stories…Dreams of My Father – Shut the Fuck Up already you whining Man Pussy. Nobody cares.