Colin Kaepernick Is The Cat Stevens Of The NFL

The transition was really so subtle that I didn’t notice Islamic Rage Boy’s face peaking out of that 49er helmet.

Ooh, baby baby it’s a white world:

It’s been three years since I started 5 and 2,
You say you want to trade me to somewhere new,
And it’s breaking my heart to be leaving,
Taqiyya deceiving.
But since I’m gonna leave I’ll clear the air,
Hope Blaine Gabbert won’t follow me there,
St. Louis sure sounds nice this time of year.

Ooh baby baby it’s a white world,
It’s hard to get by on a hunnit million when you’re black.
Ooh baby baby it’s a white world.
I can feel Roger Goodell’s whip upon my back.

You know I’ve seen a lot of what cops can do,
And they’re breaking homiez legs in two,
Cause I never want to salute your flag, pigs,
While you’re guarding my Jag, pigs
But since I’m gonna leave this racist place,
Maybe pray to Mecca five times a day,
And my typical white parents, I’ll soon disgrace.

Oh baby baby it’s a white world,
It’s hard to get by when your career is a fluke
Oh baby baby it’s a white world,
And I’ll always remember how he said “Hands up, don’t shoot”.

Allah-la-la-lala-la
Allah-la-la-lala-la
Allah, allah, allah, allah

But since I got paid my team just fails,
The City by the Bay can go straight to hell,
And I wanna behead all of the infidels.

Well, baby, baby it’s a white world.
It’s hard to get by when you’re a shade under brown.
Ooh baby, baby, it’s a white world,
Thinkin’ ’bout shootin’ a few white cops down.

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That Moment When You Realize You Made The Correck Decision 30 Years After The Fact Update:

Kaepernick’s birth mother scolds him for being so much of the ungrateful shitbird that he is.

@Kaepernick7 There’s ways to make change w/o disrespecting & bringing shame to the very country & family who afforded you so many blessings.

— Heidi Russo (@Heidirn1) August 27, 2016

Russo gave up Kaepernick for adoption shortly after he was born.

What can you say? It was a good call. Either that or jumping twat first into a pile of coathangers.

For good measure, you should have told him to take fellow fraud Shaun King’s dick out of his mouth since that appears to be where he’s getting all of his news from.

Congrats again, Kap. This is the most offense you’ll be generating this year.