The Crack of Massah’s Whip

I get it now. Low watt lemming Kaepernick didn’t go full blown Kunta Kinte over the crack of massah’s whip.

No, it’s so much simpler than that.

He’s throwing his career on the funeral pyre because he’s just pussywhipped.

Before beginning his relationship with Diab, Kaepernick’s Instagram mostly consisted of photos of him playing football or hanging with friends — about 128 of Kaepernick’s 170 posts, according to Fox News. Since dating Diab, Kaepernick’s social media focus has shifted toward black nationalist and Black Lives Matter-related messages.

“31 of his last 42 posts have strong social justice connotations, often featuring quotes from radical Nation of Islam leader Malcolm X, Black Panthers founder Huey Newton and cop killer Assata Shakur,” according to Fox News.

Let him suck a few more of Aldon Smith’s creampies out of her and Kaepernick will be wearing a bowtie, handing out fliers for The Final Call, and selling bean pies at the intersection.

She didn’t accidentally get good in bed, chump. I’d say “Bros before Hoes” but there were quite a few more bros in that DJ Sloppy Seconds ho before you decided to start watching reruns of Good Times and becoming a Light Beige Panther.

What I’m saying is she didn’t go from screwing the linebacker to the QB because you are such a charming fella and scintillating conversationalist.

Clearly, she has given you “your opinions”.

Remember that in a few years once you’re traded to Detroit and arrested outside of Dearborn for buying bombmaking materials from an undercover FBI agent.

And food stamp Kim Kardashian is onto the next sucker with half of what’s left of your money following your career ending knee injury in front of a cheering Military Night crowd.

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