At the Stein-Mart on White Bridge Road…
Odd Booth Man:. Sir…oh, sir! Would you like to enter a contest to win a $500 gift certificate here?
McMurphy: Ugh, would do I have to give you?
Odd Booth Man:. Just a first name and a phone number on the back of this ticket.
As I’m writing….
Odd Booth Man: How often do you read The Tennessean?
McMurphy:. Is that what this is? Never.
Tennessean Peddler: What would it take for you to start reading it?
McMurphy: Hrm…you really want to know?
Tennessean Peddler: Yes.
McMurphy: Unbiased local news reporting. Editorials that come closer to reflecting my opinions and the majority of people in this state. Is that too much to ask for?
Tennessean Flack: Probably.
McMurphy: Well, that’s why you’re laying off thousands of people.