Month: October 2017

Dear Santa Trump

I’m a big believer in taking quick wins where you can get them.

As such, make my Christmas come early this year by issuing executive orders repealing rules or bans concerning gas caps, low-flow toilets, and incandescent bulbs tout suite.

These things never should have been screwed with in the first place and are a constant reminder that there is no area that the dick of government doesn’t want to shove into the hole of your life.

Just do it while we have the chance.

I’ll give up bumpfire stocks to get back 3.5 gallon commodes and gas cans that don’t spill more than they put in a tank.