12 Days of Christmas

The 12 Days of Christmas – DAY ONE

Introducing a new feature here at Six Meat Buffet just in time for the holidays.

It’s The 12 Days of Christmas! Last-Minute Gift Ideas for Liberals!

Let’s face it, it’s always hard to buy for those leftists in your life. Whether it’s their tendency to wear only tie-dye or their complete lack of a sense of humor, it’s really tough to find the right gift for members of the “reality-based community”. We’re here to make it easy on you.

On Day One, we offer you the TED KENNEDY CHAPPAQUIDDICK BATHTUB PLAYSET!

Whether your “progressive” friend or family member has a crippling case of alcoholism or simply can’t swim – have no fear! With this bathtub playset, the odds of them suffering an alcohol-related drowning fatality are slim-to-none. But don’t count on ol’ Teddy to save you if you get into to trouble! He’s busy doing the peoples’ business in the nation’s capital! Go get ’em, Teddy!

Stay tuned for Days 2-12 in upcoming episodes and Merry Christmas!

*Playset Design and Artwork by The Cranky Neocon*

UPDATE:

We’ve already had one order from Lawrence. Unfortunately, we’re pretty backed up right now and won’t be able to get that order out to him in time for Christmas. Plus, he specifically requested it be shipped by a company called “TedEx”. I can’t find them in the phone book anywhere.