The Obamessiah

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Flaggotry

I’ve heard a lot of people complaining about Obama not lowering the flags to half mast.

To what? Have him volunteer some symbolism of his policies designed to make state side soldiers target practice for his brethren?

Fuck the capitol flags, if you have in your front yard or place of business then you should fly it at half mast and upside down until this Marxist piece of shit is evicted from his government subsidized housing.

This country is in mourning until 2017. And you haven’t seen anything yet.

The Muslim Brotherhood Must Not Be Visiting This Week

But ISIS is surely quaking in their boots.

By “quaking”, I mean shivering in the Humvees Obama left them with the air conditioning on high as they throw some gays off the roofs.

Or our peace partner Iran forcing sex changes “corrections” on gays.

A report issued Thursday by the Department of State repeatedly refers to sex reassignment surgery in Iran as “gender-confirmation surgery.”

Speaking at the release of the State Department’s annual human rights report, Secretary of State John Kerry said of the designation that “There is nothing sanctimonious in this,” emphasizing the need for “humility” in the face of the U.S.’ own racial inequality.

Oh, yes. That White House is just bathed in the fabulous light of humility isn’t it?

We can’t tell the Iranian government to stop cutting dicks off or stapling a dildo onto a sewn shut pussy because somebody didn’t get to pick their seat on a bus in America last century.

Because Our Current Values ™ are not better than any one country’s in the world and we can’t condition giving them nuclear reactors and $150,000,000,000.00 in freed up money by tethering it to the mildest human rights concessions like we’re better than anybody else. Only hegemons do that. Old white ones.

See? They can negotiate with intolerance when they want to.

As I said below, the Commies are all concerned about banning the confederate flag. However, they have no problem with the government seceding from The Will of the People under a rainbow one.

Wellstone Again

If you are gutless and weak-stomached enough to have avoided the Obama “eulogy” speech following the South Carolina church massacre yesterday, you are doing yourself a disservice if only for the educational opportunity.

Like we need one. I know what Obama is. You know what Obama is. A shameless opportunist who has four bony-assed fingers pointing back at himself with every accusation he levels at anyone else in bad faith.

You have to have caught the recap: Inspirational! Much better than “Cats”! I pray for more shootings so he’ll karaoke “Amazing Grace” again. We have this year’s winner of “The Voice”!

We’re still talking about a funeral, right? Come for the fake Southern accent, stay for the foot stomping hootenanny and $29MM welfare check he’s dropping off in the form of a DoJ grant to the victims’ families.

The Left is creaming their jeans over how to politicize this tragedy, and it would be more a tragedy had the slain pastor’s congregation been endowed with anything resembling class, but much like Mattress Girl – you can’t rape the willing and especially when he’s leaving a check for you on the nightstand bigger than the GDP of a small nation.

Before diving into the text, let’s consider where we are. The gunman was captured. There is no one defending him. He is not receiving special privileges or protections under the law because of his race nor are the victims’ rights being swept under the rug.

He will be tried and he will hopefully receive the death penalty. That is justice, isn’t it?

But for the Left, it cannot be enough. The scrawny 21 year old assailant’s death will not be enough. All The Left can milk out of this tragedy is that the guilty be punished??? It has to be made into something more. And that’s what Obama’s speech, reminiscent of the Paul Wellstone Memorial, attempted to do.

Removing the flag from this state’s capital would not be an act of political correctness. It would not an insult to the valor of Confederate soldiers. It would simply be acknowledgement that the cause for which they fought, the cause of slavery, was wrong.

The imposition of Jim Crow after the Civil War, the resistance to civil rights for all people was wrong.

It would be one step in an honest accounting of America’s history, a modest but meaningful balm for so many unhealed wounds.

It would be an expression of the amazing changes that have transformed this state and this country for the better because of the work of so many people of goodwill, people of all races, striving to form a more perfect union.

By taking down that flag, we express adds grace God’s grace.

So it’s the flag’s fault, am I reading that correctly? Not the shooter. It’s Festivus and we’re just beginning the Airing of Grievances.

Obama, being himself, will naturally speak for God’s voice on the subject of Grace Dispensation, worthiness, or lack thereof.

But I don’t think God wants us to stop there.

(APPLAUSE)

For too long, we’ve been blind to be way past injustices continue to shape the present.

(APPLAUSE)

Perhaps we see that now. Perhaps this tragedy causes us to ask some tough questions about how we can permit so many of our children to languish in poverty…… or attend dilapidated schools or grow up without prospects for a job or for a career.

Perhaps it causes us to examine what we’re doing to cause some of our children to hate.

I’ve been saying this about America’s college system for a while now. How do we teach our children to hate our country and charge them $150k at 6% interest to do it. I don’t think that’s what he meant.

But again, this is the funeral for a slain pastor. He wasn’t shot because of churren living in poverty or not having jobs.

Perhaps it softens hearts towards those lost young men, tens and tens of thousands caught up in the criminal-justice system and lead us to make sure that that system’s not infected with bias.

… that we embrace changes in how we train and equip our police so that the bonds of trust between law enforcement…

… and the communities they serve make us all safer and more secure.

So the minister was shot by poorly trained police infected with the bias America’s original sin? No, that wasn’t it.

Maybe we now realize the way a racial bias can infect us even when we don’t realize it so that we’re guarding against not just racial slurs but we’re also guarding against the subtle impulse to call Johnny back for a job interview but not Jamal…

If only he’d said “nigger” he could have brought the house down instead of the euphemism of “racial slur”. As we’ve also learned this week, the President saying “nigger” is pretty much the bravest thing anyone can do ever.

But the shooting is because of racial inequality in the workplace? I don’t know what world this is that he’s living. This is just pure race hucksterism and strawman construction. Johnny’s getting the call but Jamal isn’t?

Fucking horseshit. José is getting the call. Neither Johnny or Jamal are getting that call thanks directly to this motherfucker.

… so that we search our hearts when we consider laws to make it harder for some of our fellow citizens to vote…

A free voter ID makes it harder to vote? Again, bullshit. Everyone can vote. Some vote multiple times. That’s the problem. He’s using this funeral to pander to racial paranoia in an attempt undermine the integrity of our elections. Because pandering to racial paranoia just wasn’t enough.

Then, he’ll lecture you out of one side of his mouth about “honest, sincere people on different sides of an issue” while calling you a bigot trying to hinder someone’s franchise out of the other like the Yasser Arafat of America. One speech for the cameras and another one for the Arab Street.

For too long…

(APPLAUSE)

For too long, we’ve been blind to the unique mayhem that gun violence inflicts upon this nation.

And here we go. When Republicans lose an issue once, they just give up. Communists and Liberals don’t. They just keep coming back and coming back regardless of whether you agree or not. The shooter passed a background check. He jumped through all the hoops and he’s going to be punished for what he did.

We don’t hear about shootings in this country when they happen? Ok. They must not print those things in the paper he reads where he learns about all the things he doesn’t know about until they’re printed in it.

Sporadically, our eyes are open when eight of our brothers and sisters are cut down in a church basement, 12 in a movie theater, 26 in an elementary school. But I hope we also see the 30 precious lives cut short by gun violence in this country every single day…

(APPLAUSE)

… the countless more whose lives are forever changed, the survivors crippled, the children traumatized and fearful every day as they walk to school, the husband who will never feel his wife’s warm touch, the entire communities whose grief overflows every time they have to watch what happened to them happening to some other place.

30 precious lives. Suicides and gang shootings included I’m certain. Precious, gentle little angels that they are. Not feeling their baby’s mamas touch to be sure! The community grief that the neighborhood drug gangster won’t be there to sling dope in the morning. Lawdy, Amazin’ Grace! How sweet the sound?

The vast majority of Americans, the majority of gun owners want to do something about this. We see that now.

And I’m convinced that by acknowledging the pain and loss of others, even as we respect the traditions, ways of life that make up this beloved country, by making the moral choice to change, we express God’s grace.

This motherfucker. He loves to put his words in your mouth, doesn’t he? I’m surprised he took time away from Ramadan to speak to the kaffirs but you expressed your interest in agreeing with him to repeal the settled law of the Second Amendment. I have your buy-in on Executive Action, correct? The majority of you agree with me based on nothing more than me being an amoral, lying bullshitter.

And if you don’t agree with my gungrabbing ways then you’re denying God’s grace.

We don’t earn grace. We’re all sinners. We don’t deserve it.

(APPLAUSE)
But God gives it to us anyway.

(APPLAUSE)

And we choose how to receive it. It’s our decision how to honor it.

He attended Revvum Wright’s church so he knows the rhetorical fencing that gets the black church applause lines. We don’t deserve your grace, Lord knows, we don’t deserve it! But he’s not talking about the people in church. They’re sinners, we’re all sinners, blah, blah, blah – but this about gun owners. You are separate. You are The Other. So if you don’t support the furthest tip of leftwing gun control, you are not just denying God but probably pissing him off.

It sounds better than you’re falling out of grace with Godhead Obama who brooks no dissent on the subject and isn’t quite as forgiving.

None of us can or should expect a transformation in race relations overnight. Every time something like this happens, somebody says, “We have to have a conversation about race.” We talk a lot about race.

There’s no shortcut. We don’t need more talk.

Has it been overnight already? 150 years since the Civil War. 146 since blacks got the right to vote 50 Years since the passing of the Civil Rights Act. 20 years since O.J. Simpson got off. 7 years into the term of the first Halfrican-anti-American President. It won’t happen overnight because it won’t happen ever as long as it can provoke racial animosity and get some more old ladies in the church van on election day.

If everyone woke up liking everyone, the scales of racial bias lifted from their eyelids, this scumbag would have no arrows in his quiver.

None of us should believe that a handful of gun safety measures will prevent every tragedy.

It will not. People of good will will continue to debate the merits of various policies as our democracy requires — the big, raucous place, America is. And there are good people on both sides of these debates.

Whatever solutions we find will necessarily be incomplete. But it would be a betrayal of everything Reverend Pinckney stood for, I believe, if we allow ourselves to slip into a comfortable silence again.

People of Good Will who deny God’s grace by not supporting “a handful of gun safety measures”. And there is the slip.

Why will “whatever solution we find be incomplete”? Because without abolition of firearms ownership, it will be incomplete. Now wave that bloody fucking shirt and say if you don’t do it then you are betraying the memory of the slain man in the casket. The photonegative version of the Paul Wellstone Memorial realized.

It’s almost comfortable to forget that the gunman is captured, awaiting trial, and bound to be punished up to the ultimate price.

But it’s not about him. It’s never about him. It’s about taking your rights away and Obama draping himself in Clementa Pinckney’s skin to do it.

(APPLAUSE)
Once the eulogies have been delivered, once the TV cameras move on, to go back to business as usual. That’s what we so often do to avoid uncomfortable truths about the prejudice that still infects our society.

I thought we were talking about gun control. Oh, we’re switching gears and talking about racism again.

(APPLAUSE)

To settle for symbolic gestures without following up with the hard work of more lasting change, that’s how we lose our way again. It would be a refutation of the forgiveness expressed by those families if we merely slipped into old habits whereby those who disagree with us are not merely wrong, but bad; where we shout instead of listen; where we barricade ourselves behind preconceived notions or well-practiced cynicism.

The absolute chutzpah of this lying, conniving cocksuck. The lack of self-awareness would be stunning if you didn’t know that he knows he’s lying too.

Reverend Pinckney once said, “Across the south, we have a deep appreciation of history. We haven’t always had a deep appreciation of each other’s history.”

What is true in the south is true for America. Clem understood that justice grows out of recognition of ourselves in each other; that my liberty depends on you being free, too.

(APPLAUSE)

That — that history can’t be a sword to justify injustice or a shield against progress. It must be a manual for how to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past, how to break the cycle, a roadway toward a better world. He knew that the path of grace involves an open mind. But more importantly, an open heart.

And Obama has neither. He’s really sowing his oats right now. This has been the most disastrous week for law, personal freedom, and the religious underpinnings that have held this country together for 220+ years in a long time. In other words, a really great week for Obama.

Everything is coming apart. The wheels are coming off. An economy still in the shitter. Inflation abounding. Worldwide terrorism striking simultaneously all over Europe and the Middle East. A nuclear Iran. Russia threatening the world. Illegal alien sex offenders raping 30 people a day in North Carolina alone. The Commie Pope writing love letters to Hamas.

But the media is too busy wiping the cum from its eyes from a gay marriage decision to do anything but cheer the guy who is going to allow their same-sex partners to take half their shit in the divorce.

As he said in his interview on noted journalist Marc Maron’s show What The Fuck, he’s “fearless” right now. And for that, everyone else needs to be fearful of what’s coming next.

As Maron commented after the interview:

But to really be in the presence of somebody who is the president and has been for eight years … and to feel the incredible charisma and ease at which this guy handles himself. … I was a bit of a nervous wreck and he immediately put me at ease. I don’t know how, I’m not easy to put at ease. I’m a nutbag.

Indeed. Obama puts leftwing nutbags at ease. So what does that say for everyone else.

UPDATE: If this doesn’t make you jump out of the pew and dance at your dead pastor’s funeral, I do not know what will. Loretta Lynch Mob and Obama showed up to the AME church with a government check for $29,000,000.00 dollars to give to the surviving family members of the shooting out of what apparently is a government run “victim compensation fund”.

They looked at their skin color and determined it to be close enough to their’s so – $29 Milly. Boom. Now get out that vote.

How much did the Ft. Hood families get? Benghazi family survivors? Their kids? Families of soldiers killed in Obama’s wars? Veterans still languishing in the VA Hospitals?

No word yet on how much of that slush fund for his race-based, ideologically based constituency will go to the people murdered or violently raped by the illegal aliens he’s secretly shuttling around all over the country and refusing to deport.

These people are subhuman filth operating this vote buying drive with taxpayer money.

Looking up the rules for this VOCA program, it is clear that Obama and his DOJ are ignoring all legal requirements for disbursement of any funds for his race-preferred recipients. Anti-American Express – don’t leave home without it.

I’ve worked with these ARRA grants from the so-called shovel-ready jobs act before and they take months and some times years to go through.

Services under this grant program are defined as those efforts that (1) respond to the emotional
and physical needs of crime victims; (2) assist primary and secondary victims of crime to
stabilize their lives after a victimization; (3) assist victims to understand and participate in the
criminal justice system; and (4) provide victims of crime with a measure of safety and security
such as boarding-up broken windows and replacing and repairing locks.

Umm, yea. I guess you can board up some windows on your new mansion and replace the locks on your new Lamborghini Aventadors with $3.2MM dollars per family for doing nothing but being related to somebody who got shot in a local crime story.

A veteran dies on a waiting list at a government run hospital for two years and a family member of a shooting victim gets Preezy DownLow showing up at his eulogy with a check for $3.2MM per family less than 10 days after it happens because his skin tone his right.

Just disgusting, disgusting people we are dealing with here. Who else has ever received this victim grant money and in what amount? This is special treatment on its face. That’s not victim compensation – it’s reparations.

On Lacking The Will To Fight

And this post could be about so many things, couldn’t it? Senate Republicans for instance.

But no. This is about the Iraqi army forces turning away from fighting ISIS as they have been criticized by US Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter:

The current U.S. plan for defeating the terrorist group ISIS hinges around building up the Iraqi Army’s fighting capability.
But according to U.S. Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter, the Iraqi Army still has a long way to go.

“The Iraqi forces just showed no will to fight. … We can give them training, we can give them equipment, we obviously can’t give them the will to fight,” Carter told CNN.

Trust me, dear Secretary. When it comes to knowing who doesn’t have the will to fight, I know any Obama appointee speaks from first hand experience.

When people in the US see the Iraqi army turning and running, it may be instinctive to think “Cowards! Stand and fight and die for your country!”

But is that right? Where does one find such men? Are they cultivated in a test tube somewhere? Perhaps a US bootcamp where they get the triage version of basic training and a uniform when not being infiltrated by suicide bombers and having all of their and their families information fed to ISIS by former Saddam Hussein henchmen looking to regain some of their lost prestige or revenge.

Anyone who was brave or moral enough to stand against Saddam Hussein was slaughtered long ago which would bring us up to the US invasion during the Bush years. No fathers. No grandfathers. No stock or history from which to pull the kind of courageous men to stand up against the largest, most well funded, most well-armed, non-state terrorist force in human history.

Cowards, I say! Who wouldn’t stand to fight knowing that Obama is leading from behind when the doctor who gave us bin Laden is rotting in a Pakistani prison.

Of course, this follows a consistent theme with Obama administration officials. The same argument they use against Republicans for Obamacare (you don’t like it but what are you going to do to fix it) puts the teetering Iraqi government in a more perilous position. Namely, that Obama will sit on the sidelines until such a time as the Iraqi government becomes more “inclusive”:

As the jihadists shore up their positions, Abadi, a moderate Shi’ite leader, faces an important test over whether he can draw Sunni Arabs away from Islamic State, a challenge he has struggled to meet despite vows of a more inclusive governance. He must also show the ability to control powerful Shi’ite militias tainted by earlier abuses that have stoked Sunni anger toward his government.

“Abadi may be more vulnerable than ever,” one U.S. official said, speaking on condition of anonymity. “And if he’s on the hot seat, we’re being tested too.”

This vaporous promise of help upon the establishment of “an inclusive Iraqi government” is not realistic nor is it intended to be except for the purpose of public consumption. ISIS is a one hour drive from Baghdad. Their agents are already there scouting their next targets with the help of Saddam’s old henchmen.

Is that utopian Shia-Sunni Articles of Confederation going to be drawn up before ISIS arrives in the US military MRAPs and Humvees Obama left for them all of the country? Cleary, not.

Which is to say, what is the end goal? In my opinion, Obama is fine with the slaughter. He won’t miss one lick off his ice cream cone if the streets of Baghdad or the streets of Ramadi paved with the thrown away sacrifices of US troops not so long ago are covered in the blood of beheaded women and children. He won’t miss one round of golf. One fund raiser. One commencement address where he can demand that the Coast Guard fire their weapons into a hurricane, as Caligula would have wanted, to fight global warming.

Ultimately, if you view all of this from the “who benefits” perspective, it is inescapable to see it as anything other than a gift to Iran. The Iranians may be smarter than anyone ever gave them credit for. Their penchant for exploiting elements of the US Left’s grievancemongering and their plaintive cries of racism allowed one of their agents to svengali a Manchurian candidate into the White House in one of the greatest subterfuges in history. Forcing their largest enemy to provide them with billions of dollars in aid, allow them to obtain nuclear weapons, give them the gift of Iraq on a silver platter all while kneeling and groveling before the Ayatollah on the world stage for no reason whatsoever.

But criticizing the few patriots or insane mercenaries left to defend the gates as they’re being overrun by the barbarians Obama initially funded to fight in Syria? It is characteristic of the sharp stick in the eye that Obama likes to jab his enemies with.

And the nerve of criticizing those who have lost everything and have no support after being slaughtered like cattle by the non-Islamic Islamic State as being cowards from a Commander-in-Chief who never served anywhere outside of the Fightin’ Food Stamp recipients of south side Chicago is too much to bear.

More on Ramadi (seen at Flopping Aces) from Michael Totten in the peaceful time before Hussein Al-Obama came to power and consigned the kids on those pictures to a beheading because those ice cream cones aren’t going to lick themselves this Memorial Day.

King Obama Attempts To Nullify Israeli Election

We’ve seen this play before. It happened last November in our own country. King Obama’s agenda took a drubbing at the polls and by hook-or-crook, mainly crook, he brazenly disregards the result in favor of his utterly predictable Because Fuck You That’s Why form of monarchy that has come to characterize his reign of error:

“President Obama did something extraordinary, perhaps unprecedented, in his post-election news conference Wednesday: He claimed a mandate on behalf of voters who didn’t vote,” Byron York reports.

Said Obama: “To everyone who voted, I want you to know that I hear you. To the two-thirds of voters who chose not to participate in the process yesterday, I hear you, too.”

And wouldn’t you know, all those people who didn’t vote and that he hears with crystal clarity agree with him all the way while he couldn’t give a shit less about those that did vote and clearly don’t agree with him.

Having backed the losing horse in the Israeli elections and after lying for months about not wanting to give the appearance of meddling in their elections, his current criticism of Netanyahu is an attempt to undermine the integrity and mandate of the government of our only democratic ally in the Middle East:

President Obama issued tough criticism of Benjamin Netanyahu, saying in an interview published Saturday that the Israeli prime minister’s campaign rhetoric “starts to erode the name of democracy.”

Unlike, say, Iran.

The Israeli people voting against suicide, which was the option Obama expended US taxpayer money in favor of, and that erodes democracy. This is coming from the petulant child whose signature legislation did not garner one bipartisan vote from the even the mushiest of middling Republicans and who nonchalantly has nullified two co-equal branches of our government through executive orders and demanding government agencies re-write congressionally legislated rules to enact his ideology.

Back to Israel, my prediction is that Obama will soon ignore what he will call an illegitimate Netanyahu led Israeli government and that he will seek to undermine them through a Herzog led, likeminded ultra-liberal shadow government that is operating as if it’s in exile.

As I pointed out previously, long before Samantha Powers was appointed as Obama’s ambassador to the UN, she posited the theory that either the military of the US or the UN should occupy Israel against its will and enforce a two state solution at the end of the barrel.

This is likely why she was chosen. In fact, why else would she have been chosen? This is why Obama is talking about backing Hamas in the UN Security Council and why he is using his loss to Netanyahu as the pretext to do what he has always wanted to do. Destroy Israel. To no fanfare, Obama backed out of a 40 year agreement to provide Israel with oil in the event of a war just this week.

A two state solution was a wonderful little pipe dream before Hamas took over the so-called Palestinian territory. Taking it seriously without recognizing how the facts on the ground have changed since then is a death threat to Israel’s continued existence.

For fuck’s sake, when are people going to call this what it is? We have a sleeper cell that has been activated in the White House. It is active and en route to its target. This is not a drill.

Obama Threatened To Shoot Down Israeli War Planes in 2014

That’s what several outlets are reporting:

According to Al-Jarida, the Netanyahu government took the decision to strike Iran some time in 2014 soon after Israel had discovered the United States and Iran had been involved in secret talks over Iran’s nuclear program and were about to sign an agreement in that regard behind Israel’s back.

The report claimed that an unnamed Israeli minister who has good ties with the US administration revealed the attack plan to Secretary of State John Kerry, and that Obama then threatened to shoot down the Israeli jets before they could reach their targets in Iran.

This seems so out of character for Obama and Kerry doesn’t it? Maybe Glenn Kessler over at the Washington Post’s fact checker can get on the case. Obama said he and Israel are tighter than Reggie Love’s turdcutter, and we can produce many quotes from Obama saying so, so this must be a lie. Because Obama doesn’t lie.

If this is the case, it would certainly explain the unprecedented efforts by this regime to derail Netanyahu’s speech to Congress. Don’t go out drinking anywhere tonight, Bibi. We know what happens to this administration’s enemies when that happens.

Here is Obama adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski, former Carter official and father of MSLSD’s Mika Brzezinski, telling the Daily Beast in 2009 that Obama should gladly shoot down any Israeli planes if they fly over Iraq to attack Iran:

How aggressive can Obama be in insisting to the Israelis that a military strike might be in America’s worst interest?

We are not exactly impotent little babies. They have to fly over our airspace in Iraq. Are we just going to sit there and watch?

What if they fly over anyway?

Well, we have to be serious about denying them that right. That means a denial where you aren’t just saying it. If they fly over, you go up and confront them. They have the choice of turning back or not. No one wishes for this but it could be a Liberty in reverse. [Israeli jet fighters and torpedo boats attacked the USS Liberty in international waters, off the Sinai Peninsula, during the Six-Day War in 1967. Israel later claimed the ship was the object of friendly fire.]

Nice attack plan you’ve got there. It would be a shame if a little “friendly fire” got revenge for the Liberty wouldn’t it? It also shows that Obama had a backdoor plan to screw over Israel and any anti-Iranian US allies in the Middle East from before he was elected. Enter Valerie Jarrett again.

If this warning did occur, then Netanyahu has an obligation to the notify the American public about it. This traitor thrives on secrecy, misinformation, and disinformation with the help of a state run media that never lets a story see the light of day. They cannot hide your live comments to Congress.

An American President threatens to shoot down the planes of an ally to protect a deal that allows one of our most vicious enemies to get a nuclear bomb. I understand why he wouldn’t. It is important for Israel to present a united front with the U.S. against the Arab world and admitting this unprecedented threat would probably invite aggression.

But this is just Obama in a nutshell right there. No doubt. This makes total sense and explains why our relations are at an all time low.

I seem to recall something about this last year and thought that a strike was imminent and then it disappeared from the radar. This would go a long way towards explaining why.

Linky: A great summary of where we at this exact moment from Matthew Continetti over at NRO.

As for Netanyahu, he is called “chickens***” by anonymous sources, the national security adviser says his decision to address Congress is “destructive” of the U.S.–Israel alliance, Kerry tells Congress it shouldn’t listen to Bibi because he voiced wan support for regime change in Iraq (a war that Kerry voted to authorize), the congressional liaison rallies the Congressional Black Caucus to boycott the speech, and the administration leaks to the AP its strategy “to undercut” his speech and “blunt his message that a potential nuclear deal with Iran is bad for Israel and the world.” The strategy includes media appearances and the threat of a “pointed snub” of AIPAC, which has done everything it can over the last several years to ignore or acquiesce to President Obama’s anti-Israel foreign policy.

Again, unprecedented vitriol against an ally. They would never talk about Iran this way. Or ISIS, who they can’t even name. Or Putin. Or the Taliban. Or the Muslim Brotherhood. Unreal.

Via Free Republic: Here is current US Ambassador to the UN Samantha Power in 2008 saying in an interview with UC Berkeley stating that we should cut off military aid to Israel and give it to “Palestine” and a suggestion that we should invade Israel as an occupying force to prevent them from committing genocide against Hamas. She says that it’s fundamentally not democratic but ultimately necessary.

So we see how she won her job.

The Time To File Articles of Impeachment Is At Hand

Look, guys. I understand that no Democrats in the Senate are going to vote to impeach this traitor in the White House. But he’s daring the Republicans to. He is threatening federal workers to violate federal law or else they are going to be fired from their jobs or worse:

“Until we pass a law through Congress, the executive actions we’ve taken are not going to be permanent; they are temporary. There are going to be some jurisdictions and there may be individual ICE official or Border Control agent not paying attention to our new directives. But they’re going to be answerable to the head of Homeland Security because he’s been very clear about what our priorities will be,” Obama said, according to a partial transcript provided by the pool reporter.

“Not only are we going to have to win this legal fight.. but ultimately we’re still going to pass a law through Congress. The bottom line is I’m using all the legal power invested in me in order to solve this problem.”

“If somebody’s working for ICE … and they don’t follow the policy, there’s going to be consequences to it.”

He joked about using the IRS to audit his enemies too and we saw that he followed through on that threat. We are already so far beyond High Crimes and Misdemeanors at this point. Republicans laid their cards down before the flop and said they would never lift a finger against Obama.

Well, assholes – he heard you loud and clear and ran with it.

This would be a question to any hardened Leftist:

Imagine the CEO of a big corporation, in some big, gray corporation building, sitting behind his burlap sacks with dollar bill signs on them and chomping on his cigar sends out an e-mail ordering his Accounting, Tax, and Legal Departments to do whatever they can to evade paying their taxes or they are going to be fired.

He tells them, “Don’t worry. We’re lobbying to have the law changed. It’s not changed yet but our legislators have heard us and we’re not going to suffer because they haven’t done their job yet!”

You’d want him to be frogmarched out of that building wouldn’t you? Arrested. Prosecuted. And any underlings who were complicit more than likely.

Well, this is no different at all. He is violating his oath of office to faithfully execute the laws.

Implicit in his statement is that there is no law in place to justify what he is doing. He is making verbal commands. He is abolishing two co-equal branches of government by bypassing Congress to write a law, as if he would sign one a Republican Congress sent him anyway, and ignoring the Judiciary out of hand. A more strident judge and a different situation would be arresting him for contempt of court.

His minion at DHS is complicit in this criminal conspiracy. As is his minion at the inappropriately named Justice Department. Same thing with the FCC and so-called Net Neutrality.

This is the definition of a tyranny. It is unconstitutional. It is an impeachable offense. We are no longer a republic but a monarchy who has laws abolished with the wave of a hand.

I’d ask the Leftists what they think of this but this is what they have always wanted. A “benevolent” dictatorship as long as they get to be the dictator. And that’s why you all are fucking totalitarians and I am glad that I’ve treated every single one of you accordingly over the years. I never had any illusions about what deceitful pieces of shit you were and are.

For ICE, I know this economy sucks because the guy who is ordering you to violate the laws you swore to uphold is also the one responsible for that too. But a message has to be sent and there should be resignations in protest from the top on down and the governors of the border states should call out the National Guard. It should not be ICE’s position to be forced between violating a federal court’s ruling or fear of retribution from an out of control dictator making up rules as he goes along. You are not obliged to follow an order asking you to break the law. This is the same law you’d enforce to the letter for a German, French, Swedish, or Chinese immigrant. This is a request from a President to violate equal protection laws in favor of one race of people.

How about No Speeding Tickets for Whites Day? Extra Ice Cream Toppings for Gays Day. No Immigration Laws for Hispanics Day…wait, we’ve already got that one.

This is more than just Obama pandering to what he hopes will be an illegal immigrant voting base that will turn this country into a third world shithole with a new permanent underclass he can buy off with food stamps. He has officially sparked a constitutional crisis on purpose and dared Republicans do anything about it.

When the history books write about the sparks that led to the Second Civil War, this is one of those moments. And history will be especially unkind to the Mitch McConnells and John Boehner who sat on their hands as these tyrannies went unanswered. The Courts cannot save you when their rulings will not be followed.

I Hope Glenn Kessler Gets Splinters

…Shoving all those Pinocchios where the sun doesn’t shine.

That’s two in your stink and two in your pink:

Does former Mayor Giuliani not listen to Obama’s speeches? The president has consistently expressed love of country and extolled the virtues of the United States in many speeches, while also at times acknowledging what he considered flaws and mistakes made in the past (what critics have labeled “an apology tour”).

Here are a few examples from Obama:

This is the WaPo’s “fact checker” getting all animated at Rudy Giuliani’s observation that Obama is just not that into the whole American Experience thing.

I’ll save the perfunctory recitations of “love of country” Kessler maintains as evidence that Obama is, in fact, so in love with America that we need to take out a restraining order against him. Usually in the context of “only in a country like this could a great guy like me become President” or the usual county fair, we can do anything if we work as A Collective.

Giuliani must have muted the sound whenever Obama spoke. He certainly has every right to his opinion about the tenor of the president’s remarks. But he has no business claiming something that is so factually incorrect – or easily disproved. He earns four Pinocchios.

Giuliani’s catching hell because he is directly over the target.

The issue isn’t whether Obama has ever said he loves this country. He clearly has. He never would get elected saying that he despises his country. The issue is that he’s bald-faced liar because every action he takes is through the prism of American being the force for ill in the world, conceived in slavery, that everything we have achieved was stolen from someone else, and that we need to be taken down a notch or ten. We need to get off our high horse. A horse that we probably stole from an Indian after we gave him blankets filled with smallpox.

When your impassioned defense of your, not mine, your President’s patriotism comes two or three days after he names a fucking Japanese Internment Camp as a national monument, there is a tremendous disconnect in attacking the guy whose eyes are working and being obtuse and pretending to not see his point.

Why Is Anyone A Christian?

And why do I spend my Sunday thinking about this stuff when I should be nursing a bourbon and two sore shoulders from picking away at all this ice that Man Made Global Warming caked 3″ deep in my driveway.

For some, it’s a default thing to do. Your parents were this religion and you never questioned it. Christianity was the default by geography and there was nothing else around. You picked it by going along with whatever your spouse was.

Words I never thought I’d utter: Darrel Waltrip’s speech really got me thinking.

That link is to Waltrip’s speech at the same National Prayer Breakfast where Obama attacked Christians, his own alleged religious affiliation, for The Crusades. In it, Waltrip gives his sincere and moving testimony. If you haven’t seen it in full, it’s a great speech. He talks about “getting off his high horse and getting on his knees”. Later on, Obama talks about how Americans and Christians in particular need to get off their high horse about Islamic Terrorism because of the Crusades or something. And because he just can’t let any perceived slight against Islam go.

Ayatollah Obama’s non-sequitur notwithstanding, I have never heard him give an explanation as to why he converted from Islam to Christianity. He has spoken about his Muslim faith on many occasions. Hearing the calls from the minarets being the most beautiful sound in the world, etc. It’s a big decision that people of faith would not take lightly.

If a Democrat Party operative, pretending to be a reporter, is that interested in plumbing the depths of Obama’s plainly obvious faith – then why not go straight to the source? Personally, I would be intrigued to hear about Obama’s conversion from the Islamo-death cult, getting the knees of his freshly pressed slacks dirty to ask for forgiveness and humbling himself before a Jew even though he was already perfect.

What event could have triggered such a conversion? There have been several, wildly different versions that Obama has offered himself of how he became some type of Christian. But, and it may just be the cynic in me, it appears that he “converted” to Christianity when he moved to Chicago, lost an election to Bobby Rush for not being black enough, ran up a crap ton of campaign debt, and enrolled in Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s hugely influential church solely to get his endorsement and help to get elected.

Wright himself has previously said that he made it easy for Buh-rock to not have to renounce his Islamic faith.

Klein says Obama originally sought out Wright to discuss community activism.

“Quickly the conversations turned from picking up garbage on the street and getting streetlights put up on street corners to political matters and religious matters,” Klein says. “And the Rev. Wright turned into really a substitute father figure, who guided Obama in the two major areas of his life.”

The first area was Obama’s identity — just who was he?

“Obama was steeped in Islam but knew nothing about Christianity,” Klein says.

Klein asked Wright if he converted Obama from being a Muslim into a Christian.

“He said, I don’t know about that. but I can tell you that I made it easy for him to come to an understanding of who Jesus Christ is and not feel that he was turning his back on his Islamic friends and his Islamic traditions and his understanding of Islam,” Klein says.

That is coming from the Reverend who allegedly converted him. Understanding who Christ is or was is not an acceptance of him as your God. Perhaps all of these inquisitive reporters might consult Reverend Wright as to his opinion? They’ve already gone back to Scott Walker’s college teacher from 25 years ago to tell him to “man up” about answering questions on evolution. Obama only left Wright’s church in 2008. If my Common Core calculations are correct, that was only a potato ago.

As a lifelong atheist, it would be tremendously beneficial for my soul and to save me from eternal damnation to hear how Obama was reborn in the blood of Jesus Christ and saw that he was the light and the only true path to Heaven. What Christian leader would disagree with getting that kind of message out there?

For crying out loud Barack, Reverend Wright saved your goddamned soul from worshiping the false god Allah and his child molesting prophet Muhammad. Why won’t you try to save mine? It’s your obligation as a Christian!

Thank God Almighty We Have A Patriotic Christian Running This Country

Did you ever think you’d see the day that the atheistic Communists who constitute the majority of the Democrat Party would demand that you recognize the inherent decency of having a patriotic Christian President?

It’s only because he’s not one but still – telling.

Perhaps a meeting on “violent extremists” where only Moslems are invited to be stroked and fed dates by the Mooch in her finest shower curtains will rebut the dog whistles you hear when Christians are beheaded en masse and/or insufficiently Islamic Muslims are burnt alive for daring to defend themselves against Those That Shall Not Be Named.

Political correctness demands that we not just tolerate but embrace every cross-dressing, grievance mongering, nutbar idea that comes down the pike. Except for the truth. If that ever got it then it might derail the whole thing. And that’s what has made this weekend so peculiar. This new Evangelical McCarthyism of the Left. Have you now, or have you ever questioned that Barack Hussein Obama might not be more Christian than Christ crucified?

Sure he was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia, blames Christians for the Crusades, hasn’t gone to church in seven years and when he did before it was to the service of a racist bigot who hates this country in order to get votes in Chicago- but to say that he’s not a Christian? It’s so far beyond the pale.

I say judge a man by his actions. How much does he give to charity? Tut-tut – your tax dollars to special interests don’t count. Does he bear false witness about his enemies? Is it possible for him to love his neighbor as much as he loves himself? Is he a man of peace or a divisive bigot who lives to sow animosity between those neighbors and a coveting of their belongings? Whicn 10 Commandment has Obama not broken?

Is he standing between the torches and pitchforks or is he the guy who organized the mob and threw gas on the fires? It’s pretty clear which camp Ayatollah Obama – Arbiter or What Is and What Ain’t officially Islam is.

Before one more goddamn question get’s asked of Scott Walker about Obama’s Christian faith, I want just a couple of questions asked of Obama:

Is Jesus Christ your one and only Lord and Saviour? That all others are false and that there is no way to heaven except through him? That he died and was resurrected from the dead?

If you can’t answer those questions then you are not a Christian. And Obama cannot answer those questions in the affirmative because he is not one.

Required Reading: Kevin Williamson’s piece at NRO and, of course, Mark Steyn’s take on what Obama is doing to the Middle East on purpose.

Ace even has a good post up about the manufactured outrage of the Jonathan Chaits of the world and their phony appeals to a leftwing patriotism that doesn’t, didn’t, and never will exist.

All these people calling shit like it is. I’m kind of glad I got up this morning.

Reason Number One To Deny Obama the AUMF

We owe a great debt to Obama’s many cult-like spokestwats. When Obama demanded that Congress grant him permission to use military force, you know that he will never reveal his true intentions to do ISIS’s dirty work for them in Syria and that he just wants more fingerprints on his clusterfuck. Psaki, Pfeiffer, Earnest, and Harf. The Four Whores of the 0pacalypse. The things that comes out of their mouths, with straight faces no less, defy all common sense and reveal a disciplined groupthink that never even considers how someone could disagree.

To wit, Obama needs a Congressional Authorization to Use Force so he will not use use force because force is not the answer:

“We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They’re in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs

And at the end of the day, ISIS’s root cause for beheadings will be because of climate change and income inequality.

Who in their right mind would send US troops in to support that mission? Besides John McCain and Lispy Graham. They want to host job fairs and pass out midnight basketballs to ISIS.

This is lunacy on stilts in high winds during an earthquake.

It’s cult think. And cult think only comes from the top – from a cult of personality who goes unquestioned and doesn’t brook dissent.

Get Marie Harf in front of Congress immediately to testify about Obama’s new No Killing ISIS / War On Poverty strategy. Let the world appreciate her momentary lapse of candor that what was only meant for the MSLSD leftards.

Granting Obama a blank check to play Middle Eastern community organizer when his strategy is going to be to try bribing the most well funded terrorist group in history with taxpayer funded welfare under the guise of military intervention is going to get a a lot of Christians, US troops, and innocent people in the crossfire killed. In other words, another win, win, win, win for Smart Diplomacy.

When you see 21 Egyptian Coptic Christians beheaded and your State Department’s response is to want to send the headchoppers EBT cards and free community college – the enemy we need to fight first is in the White House.

Iran Responds To Obama’s Secret Communique

>News breaking overnight of the “thaw” in U.S.-Iranian relations following secret communications between High Cleric Obama and the Ayatollah Khomeini. The Wall Street Journal has the context:

“I will agree with a deal if one is made, but I will not approve a bad deal,” Mr. Khamenei said in the speech. “No deal is better than any deal which contradicts national interests, a deal which humiliates the great Iranian nation.”

It’s a novel concept to be sure. The quaint notion of looking out for the interest of your country first.

But we have the 6MB Exclusive! The actual response from the Ayatollah to Obama’s last secret love letter. In the spirit of the most transparent administration in history, we’ve decided to publish it and let the cards fall where they may.

Hopefully, Edward Snowden has a spare couch where I can crash.

Standard & A Lot Poorer’s

Lost in the shuffle of today’s non-stop nontroversy over vaccinating kids was the barbaric snuff video of ISIS’s AG Eric Holder setting a ratings agency on fire as example to others.

$1,400,000,000.00.

That is how much Eric Holder fined Standard & Poor’s for making his boss look bad when they downgraded the country’s credit rating in 2011.

S&P on Tuesday agreed to pay $1.5 billion to resolve litigation alleging it knowingly issued rosy grades of risky mortgage bonds before the crisis. As part of the deal, the government backed off demands that S&P admit to violating laws, reducing the firm’s exposure to future lawsuits.

Now, if we could only figure out who legislated that banks be forced make risky mortgages in the first place because 0% down payments are necessary for unqualified applicants to own homes they can’t afford or else racism.

Not content to extort fourteen hundred million dollars out of a mere rating agency, Holder also demanded as part of the settlement that S&P retract claims that his suit was filed in retaliation for the country’s credit downgrade:

Much of the fighting related to S&P’s allegation that the Justice Department sued in retaliation for the agency’s downgrade of U.S. government debt in 2011. S&P agreed to retract that charge as part of the deal. Attorney General Eric Holder said the retraction was important to him and the Justice Department.

Move over Al and Je$$e, there’s a new shakedown artist in town.

So that settlement condition was also a retaliation. Like the $16,000,000,000.00 extortion of Bank of America, these funds will eventually be distributed to newly reconstituted ACORN groups, La Raza, and a host of other Obama special interests.

Pearl Harbor By Design

I am not a military strategist but, if you will indulge me, how wise is it to compact so many naval assets into such  a tight, hostile area to our interests on all sides?

The U.S. Navy doubled its presence in the eastern Mediterranean over the past week, effectively adding two destroyers to the three that generally patrol the region. The five destroyers are carrying a combined load of about 200 Tomahawk missiles, officials say.

Shouldn’t you, oh I don’t know, be sure that you are going to get authorization before putting all of your eggs in this basket?  To begin, you’re telegraphing your every move which may be the point if you are a little bird who wants to puff up your little bird chest.  However, if the vote comes down on “no” and you attack anyway then you are creating a Constitutional crisis by choice.  If the vote comes down on “no” and you leave the area then you hand Syria a major victory over the paper tiger that is the U.S. under Barack Obama with all those destroyers making a u-turn and sailing off into the sunset of the Post-American world.

And to what end?

Mr Obama said any strike would be to “send a shot across the bow” and give a “pretty strong signal that [Syria] better not do it again”.

None of this makes any sense. “Send a pretty strong signal”???  Who writes this shit?  A leather belt sends a strong message.  Tomahawks send death from above.

You want Assad gone but you’re not going to remove him.  You want to spank him on the ass with Tomahawk missiles and then turn around and leave anyway?  He’s not a dog who pissed the rug “and you better not do it again”.  Our military is not called upon for “norm enforcement” and to be global disciplinarians.  They are trained to kill and if needed to try and keep the peace afterwards.

Hang the albatross of Syria around Russia’s neck.  They are the ones providing them with all of the logistical support and weapons they need to attack us and put down their bloody rebellion.  They are the enemy.  The operative phrase is “selling Assad weapons to attack us”.  Putin has declared war on us by his Syrian proxy through these actions.

Not in the eyes of Barack Obama though.  Syria is a mess to try and pin on Republicans somehow.  You know.  The real enemy in all of this.

If you are Russia or China, the time to attack us is now.  They could wipe out our naval might in a day and we’d be playing catch-up for years.  That might be the point of Obama’s consolidation of our naval fish in the Mediterranean barrel.  If he was fine with getting Seal Team 6 killed as tribute to his Taliban “peace partners” and letting Benghazi burn so the Brotherhood could get the weapons Congress wouldn’t send to them then setting our destroyers out to be attacked sounds like it is right up his alley.

If he would invite a Muslim cleric to damn Seal Team 6 to hell at their own funeral, there is absolutely nothing beneath this traitor.

The Racial Potty Training Of A President

The only thing more offensive than Obama’s antagonistic and bigoted soliloquy following the Zimmerman acquittal has been the simultaneously condescending and exultant exhortations of his admirers.

We are somehow supposed to be amazed that a Chicago machine pol who has profited from pimping his race his entire life can give a speech that makes white liberals feel comfortable in their prejudices and their continued inability to overcome them.  So comfortable, in fact, that they follow the speech with praise more suited to a little boy who has learned to use the bathroom all by himself.  In public no less!

Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Republican who lost the 2008 presidential race to Obama, called the president’s remarks “very impressive,” and said they should help all Americans think about how to improve race relations in the wake of Trayvon Martin’s death.

“I think we continue to make progress,” McCain told CNN’s State of the Union, but recent events show “we still have a long way to go.”

McCain also said he wouldn’t “second guess” the Florida jury’s decision this month to acquit George Zimmerman for the death of the 17-year-old Trayvon.

What an impressive turd of a speech you have laid on the front lawn of every American!  All by yourself!

But “second guessing” the Florida jury’s decision is precisely what Obama said.  I respect their decision but I don’t agree with it and I’m going to have my Attorney General continue to harass Zimmerman for alleged civil rights violations until he’s either shot by a Trayvon Martin supporter or commits suicide.

This is McCain’s idea of “impressive” for President 12%.  If Obama is only going to represent 12% of the population then that’s what he needs to be called and he doesn’t represent them all that well to begin.

Not one to be outdone, David Brooks had a keen eye for slacks creases on the Meet The Press this morning:

On Sunday’s broadcast of “Meet the Press” on NBC, New York Times columnist David Brooks gushed over President Barack Obama’s speech on race in the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict a week earlier.

“It seemed superficially unimportant, but it’s important to remember race is his first subject, as it would be if you had a black father and a white mother,” Brooks said. “And all the mental habits, he breached all the other issues, grow out of the way he framed race and the way he started thinking about race — his tendency to do, ‘On the one hand, on the other,’ his desire to reconcile opposites, his ability to see different points of view. All the stuff we’ve come to see him apply to every other issue, it started with race.  And I thought this speech was one of the highlights of the presidency.”

“I thought it was a symphony of indignation, professionalism, executive responsibility, personal feeling,” Brooks said. “It had all these different things woven together, I thought beautifully.  But it’s important to remember, race is how he thinks.”

He said as he wiped off his chin and dusted his knee caps.

And what was his most memorable line for this “highlight of his presidency” to elicit such effusive praise?  The only line I’ve heard anyone quote is a play off his earlier comments that “He could have been Trayvon Martin 35 years ago”?

I wish.  If he’d assaulted someone like George Zimmerman 35 years ago it would have saved us several trillion dollars.

What Brooks is praising, Obama’s ability to keep himself in two worlds, is the problem.  You can’t pledge false allegiance to the rule of law while encouraging a mob action.  You can’t be both right and wrong.

In keeping with the commodal  theme of this post, you either shit or get off the pot.  You either urge calm, or you don’t.  You don’t say the law was right and then side with thousands of protesters laying seige to federal buildings all over the country laboring under the stubborn narrative that Travyon Martin was stalked or hunted by George Zimmerman and killed for being black on a Tuesday night by a Stand Your Ground defense using cracker.

That is not what happened and siding with people who have turned it into that is more than just unpresidential.  It’s a shitty thing to do.

And leaves others to clean up the mess he made.

Courting Controversy

I am utterly baffled by what gets people happy these days.  Why should liberals be excited that the same 5-4 margin of victory as Citizens United just went the other way in favor forcing businesses, churches, religious-based hospitals and people who have voted overwhelmingly the other way to accept gay marriage?  Oh, for Citizens United it’s wrong.  But for this it’s right.  Striking down part of the Voting Rights Act is wrong.  But this is right.

It’s always right when it’s something you want and it’s always wrong when it’s something you don’t.  Some consistency would be nice.

Let’s just get something out of the way – I do not believe that being gay should be a protected status.  It is a lifestyle choice.  Just like being straight.  Just like using drugs.  Just like wearing a pink mohawk and a leather jacket.  People get judged for lifestyle choices.  By their families, friends and employers.  Whether or not you feel you are born that way and how you choose to live your life is a personal choice.  Embrace the personal responsibility for how you have chosen to live your life.  That’s not a judgment against it.

Presumably, you are a person.  Presumably, one rich in spirit and capable of many thoughts and feelings above those of primates.  I myself am an amalgam of a wide-ranging and sometimes contradictory set of personal beliefs and actions.  However, I would never seek to only define and identify myself but what I prefer to stick in my asshole, mouth or what genital I prefer to lick.

To define yourself solely based on your sexual behavior is a perversion whether you are homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual or asexual.

I don’t fully know what to think about the Supreme Court rulings today.  My personal belief is that government has no right regulating marriage – period.  The only way conservatives can preserve marriage is to have the federal government end giving tax credits, incentives, etc. to one group of people and not to another.  Otherwise, Big Government with it’s all crushingly clumsy boots are going to step all over your steeple.

Everyone can still get married in their church.  If your church recognizes same-sex marriage well good for you.  But everyone should enter a civil union if they want the state or federal government to recognize legal implications from your religious ceremony and eventually there will be standardized nomenclature for asset distribution and in the event of death or marital dissolution.  It can automatically renew based on a negotiated timeline with an auto-renew clause unless notified in writing 90 days in advance.

I know.  I’m a romantic.  But tax credits and government incentives are what have given the government the wink and nod to jam the tips of their gangbanging 5-4 Supreme Court strap-ons into the tender orifices of the historical institution of marriage and the only way to preserve it is to quit taking their welfare.

Exit question:  So, the historically anti-samesex marriage Obama can call up gay activists congratulating them on a judicial victory like they just won the Super Bowl with a sense of urgency he doesn’t reserve for his Ambassador in Benghazi crying for help as he’s being raped in the streets and murdered?

Priorities, people.  Priorities.

Skinny Brother Is Watching You

My conversational acquaintances, familiar with my knack for heresy, often comment about how if these leftards would just read Fahrenheit 451, 1984 or Brave New World that they wouldn’t be taking us down this road towards a technophilial autocratopia.

“Hell, no!”, I say.

Libertarians and conservatives generally consider those works cautionary tales.  Liberals and Progsheviks consider them instruction manuals.  And they don’t need any more ideas:

Sales of George Orwell’s “1984” are up 69 percent on Amazon, according to a list on the website.

The book marked its 60th anniversary on June 6 amid a flurry of real-world news stories on secret government surveillance.

Amazon lists the paperback version of the sci-fi classic as the 19th biggest book on its Movers and Shakers list. The current sales rank is 110.

It’s at this point that you realize that Obama’s eternally devoted, lifelong ward of the state “Julia” is actually modeled after the 1984 character.

President Dronekiller McGitmo gets the Peace Prize.  Pretending that the Ministry of Ethics datamining your cellphone records, rooting through tax applications and medical records is a sign of our Strength and Owning a Home, a Car and Responsibility for your own life and that of your family really is a kind of Slavery.

 There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this, Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.

In fact, we have long welcomed this debate on a host of subjects that we’re relentlessly prosecuting the people who mentioned them to you.

Perhaps Current TV can sponsor a new 24-hour tv show called Room 101 where we can be re-educated to stop worrying about those clanging chains called mortgages, jobs, student loans and marriages and simply focus on the one thing that binds us – Learning to Love Skinny Brother!

“He gazed up at thearrogant face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind that disgusting mole next to his held-high nose. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! O bama! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Skinny Brother.”

In fact, if you’re intent on not loving that irresistible Skinny Brother – We’re Gonna Have a Problem ™.

No kidding.  Now you’re telling me?

“Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you. Never again will you be capable of love, or friendship, or joy of living, or laughter, or curiosity, or courage, or integrity. You will be hollow. We shall squeeze you empty and then we shall fill you with ourselves.”

 

Dear Graduating Class of 2013 / Future Sex Offender Registrants

Any time and place is the right time to be lectured by Barack Obama about whatever pet issue that he’s pushing that day.

Oh.  Did you think your graduation was about you and your hard work over the last several years?  No, no, and one more enthusiastic no young man, lady or as yet undetermined he/she/it.

Graduation ceremonies are about the invited speaker opining to you about what really grinds their gears.  The fact that your existence is one of them is just more guilt-laden icing on their gluten free cake:

President Obama on Friday used the issue of sexual assault in the military to illustrate to Naval Academy graduates the importance of trust and honor at a time when the public has grown weary of missteps by public servants.

“It only takes the misconduct of a few to further erode people’s trust in their government,” Obama told the graduates at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium.

Everybody has a big screen tv in their home these days but when I was growing up you had to go sit in a movie theater to see projection that large.

Ensign No Class Barry “Choom Choom” Soetero reporting for duty 30 years too late, sir!

Now I get it!  The public has grown weary and mistrustful of public servants because of rampant sex abuse in the Navy.  Not unconstitutionally wiretapping the AP, James Rosen and his parents, drone strikes on US civilians, leaving Navy SEALs and ambassadors to die when you could have helped, voter suppression of Tea Party activists by the IRS or that same IRS being in charge of grabbing every citizen by the back of the head and forcing their mouths down on Obamacare’s thorny cock.

No…it was sex abuse in the military.  Ok.  I’ll play along.

Continuing with Obama’s theme of military personnel as unrepentant rapists, his handpicked and defense-hating Secretary of Defense blew his own rape whistle at West Point graduates this morning:

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel told graduates of the United States Military Academy at West Point on Saturday that sexual assaults would be a “a profound betrayal” of their oaths to the Army.

Hagel challenged the 2013 West Point graduates to “be the generation of leaders who stop” internal issues like sexual assaults, alcoholism and suicide, which he said were “debilitating, incendiary and destructive” to the Army’s strength.

“Sexual harassment and assault are a profound betrayal of sacred oaths and sacred trust,” Hagel said during his speech. “This scourge must be stamped out. We’re all accountable for ensuring that this happens. We can’t fail the Army or America. We can’t fail each other.”

*clap, clap, cla……….*       *clap*

Shorter Hagel:  You’ve completed your training.  I’m sure it was a picnic. He’s your gun.  Now don’t get drunk and start raping people.

I’m trying to envision this line of Graduation speeches if it was similarly applied at Morehouse.

Dear Morehouse Men:

It’s been a long six years full of countless malt liquors to achieve that Bachelors in Sociology that you’ve accumulated $40k in debt towards.  Please do not use your educations for manufacturing crack cocaine on your way to impregnating some dumb slut who will be pushing the baby that you’re not around to raise across seven lanes of traffic from her one bedroom apartment in a dangerous neighborhood to the bus stop for her daily commute to the welfare office.

Oh, and congratulations on your hard work!  The lifelong dream of both you and your ancestors to give me a fistbump will be administered shortly.

The difference is Obama admonishes Morehouse grads to be giving back to the community while he’s imploring military personnel to not become felonious sex offenders.

For someone whose primary work experience consisted of a Baskin-Robbins, light general office work and an occasional adjunct lecturer on his way to becoming the world’s leading amateur golfer / street ball power forward, he certainly knows how to recognize the laziness in others.

For someone who is the epitome of an affirmative action charity case, who to this day refuses to unseal his own college transcripts, he is adept at hijacking a day that so many struggled and sacrified to achieve in order to coopt it and rob it of any joy in the service of his instinctive need to hector you with his prejudices of you.

Don’t ever invite this guy to speak at your wedding.  He’ll let you know he’s the best man and that despite all of your numerous flaws that it’s important that you not abandon each other when times get rough in the economy he created.

Again, thank you America for the gift of this self-righteous fuckwad.

An IRS Full of Lynndie Englands

Lynndie England

Remember when low-level functionaries operating outside the law were the direct responsibility of The President and the type of lawless culture he promoted?  I mean, it’s not applicable now since 94% of the IRS employees union donates money to Obama and the post-Modern media is incapable of making the logical conclusion that there is a correlation between that number and the shared beliefs of the two.

And even less so, since buck passing has risen in popularity over the last several years:

The Roots of Abu Ghraib

Published: June 09, 2004

In response to the outrages at Abu Ghraib, the Bush administration has repeatedly assured Americans that the president and his top officials did not say or do anything that could possibly be seen as approving the abuse or outright torture of prisoners.

Since the Abu Ghraib scandal broke into public view, the administration has contended that a few sadistic guards acted on their own to commit the crimes we’ve all seen in pictures and videos. At times, the White House has denied that any senior official was aware of the situation, as it did with Red Cross reports documenting a pattern of prisoner abuse in Iraq. In response to a rising pile of documents proving otherwise, the administration has mounted a ”Wizard of Oz” defense, urging Americans not to pay attention to inconvenient evidence.

Today, those purveyors of Ozian prevarications are called Jay Carney, Dan Pfeiffer and David Plouffe.  By the current definition, Abu Ghraib would have only been possible if you were able to produce timestamped e-mails from George Bush to Lynndie England advising her on her patriotic duty to point at terrorists’ junk and building gay pyramids with them.  Anything else is just “political hay” and “distractions”.

Lying Prick

Lying Prick:  Lying like the prickishly, pig-snouted sociopath he is.  Prick.

After all, Bush should have refrained from “Wizard of Oz” defenses and gone straight for the “Duh, I found out when you guys did when I read the paper this morning” defense.  Who wouldn’t be encouraged by the current President’s seemingly drunk driving while blindfolded, hands-off-the-wheel, pedal to the metal approach to governing?  That stupid Bush didn’t read papers but he was the personal Torquemada of systemic torture at a makeshift prison on the other side of the world when not clearing out brush on his ranch of hate.

But we know that Obama is not a hands off person.  He’s a control freak.  And the only time that he of a million “I, I, I, I” speeches is nowhere near the Captain’s Quarters is when there is some blame needing be placed.

We do not know how high up in the chain of command the specific sanction for abusing prisoners was given, and we may never know, because the Army is investigating itself and the Pentagon is stonewalling the Senate Armed Services Committee. It may yet be necessary for Congress to form an investigative panel with subpoena powers to find the answers.

What we have seen, topped by that legalistic treatise on torture, shows clearly that Mr. Bush set the tone for this dreadful situation by pasting a false ”war on terrorism” label on the invasion of Iraq.

Ah, yes.  “Tone setting”.

Surely, the New York Times is positing a similar thought this weekend in the wake of widespread, years long IRS persecution of ideologically and religiously litmus-tested groups in order to quell their patriotic dissent before an election.  Surely, their flame of outrage would burn brightly out of consistency alone!  To do so otherwise would be bare assed hypocrisy.

NEWS that employees at the Internal Revenue Service targeted groups with “Tea Party” or “patriot” in their name for special scrutiny has raised pious alarms among some lawmakers and editorial writers.

Yes, the I.R.S. may have been worse than clumsy in considering an (ed. – non-existent) avalanche of applications for nonprofit status under the tax code, and that deserves scrutiny whether or not the agency’s employees were spurred by partisan motives. After all, some of these “tea party” groups are most likely not innocent nonprofit organizations devoted to the cultural significance of hot beverages — or to other, more civic, virtues. Rather, they and others are groups that may be illegally spending a majority of their resources on political activity while manipulating the tax code to hide their donors and evade taxes (the unwritten rule being that no more than 49 percent of a group’s resources can be used for political purposes).

For the people who demand that you provide videotaped confessions, time stamped e-mails and caught-red-handed evidence that Obama had absolutely nothing to do with he political targeting of his enemies and of which he was the direct beneficiary of that persecution, they certainly have no problem proclaiming allegations of tax evasion of nefarious motives to the victims in this instance while excusing the IRS perpetrators as merely “clumsy” with zero evidence whatsoever.

Where was this caveat as to the inherent guilt of those Abu Ghraib prisoners?  Were those prison guards not laboring under conditions worse than the cubicle dwelling paper miners at the IRS?

Congress has already announced hearings and investigations, and the service’s leadership will be grilled, as it should be. But it would be a travesty if the misdeeds here undermined the important work that must now be done to foster greater transparency, and to bolster confidence that the I.R.S. is in fact scrutinizing politically active groups across the board, regardless of their ideological bent.

Citizens need to rest assured that the integrity of our political system is intact.

As opposed to publishing inflammatory pictures and making unsubstantiated allegations in bad faith that sexual abuse of enemy combantants was demanded from on high in order to enflame Islamic fundamentalists to attack our service people because you wanted to lay blame for low-level military personnel’s behavior at the feet of the Commander-In-Chief with the non-preferred party letter after their name.  In order to “assure the integrity of our political system”.

If it wasn’t for double standards, the New York Times would have no standards at all.

UPDATE:  Even a stodgey old hack like Bob Schieffer finally had enough of the aforementioned Capital “P” Prick Dan Pfeiffer’s bald-faced obfuscations this morning.  When the Wilford Brimley of the Obama’s old media water carriers starts telling you to you to your stupid oinking face that you are sounding like Nixon during Watergate, it might be time to reverse course on demanding that Republicans apologize for impugning the reputation of Susan Rice for lying to the American People on five morning talk shows in a row.

You know, Dan.  Can I call you Dan?  Gunga Dan.  Your boss, Mr. Post-Racial, was at the race-based Morehouse College explaining to their graduating future welfare recipients that they are going to have to work “twice as hard” as white people just “to get by”.  That means that they would have to lie twice as hard as you to be in your position.  Hard to even imagine how that’s possible.

Exit question.  Why can’t anyone call a lie a “lie” anymore?  It’s dolled up in euphemisms like “you’re not telling the truth” or providing some golden bridge excuse for a lack of honesty.  When you’re a liar, you’re a liar.  Capital “L”, little “i”, little “a”, little “r”.  Liar.  Dan The Lying Prickface Pfeiffer.  End of story.

But I do understand how in this economy of your boss’s making that a House Cracka gotta eat and if it means going on tv and mouthing a few of Master’s lies to let you back on the porch that Obama’s House Crackas gotta do what a cracka gotta do.  You’re a better man than I, Gunga Dan.