Bedwetting Leftists

So Tennessee Wants A Domestic Violence Offender Registry

Stupidity always has bipartisan support.

Both Democrats and Republicans are supporting a measure to create a domestic abuse registry, though some domestic violence prevention advocates say it might create a “chilling effect” for victims.

Chilling Effect is the least concern. Weaponizing marital disputes so that one party can use the government’s offender registry to effectively cut the other’s income off and stigmatize them for the rest of their life would be worse.

For an idea this stupid to be birthed, you had to know some East TN busybody Republican would be the virtue signaler playing the midwife. Apparently declaring The Bible the official state book and filing transgender bathroom bills – you know – the serious stuff, must already be sorted.

The bill, HB0221, sponsored by Rep. John Ragan, R-Oak Ridge, would add people convicted of domestic assault or convicted of violating an order of protection or restraining order to a registry list maintained by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation for 10 years, similar to the Sex Offender Registry or animal abuse registry.

There is no “10 Years”. The Internet is forever. If an offense is not so serious that it can fall off a registry after “x” amount of time then there is no need for one.

There already laws on the books for each of these offenses. Creating an “offender registry” puts spouses who have an argument more spirited than a rousing discussion on Crossfire in peril of losing everything they own by equating them with sex reprobates and dogfighting rings.

How do the kids like their childhood when one of their parents keeps getting locked up in jail for not meeting child support payments when they can’t get a job anymore?

This goes for women too. I know a married couple where the wife started punching her husband for cheating, he called the cops and wifey got to spend the mandatory 24 hours in the clink.

Consequently, she was no less pissed off when her hubby was picking her up from jail the next day and she started punching him again in front of the cops outside of the Criminal Justice Center. Should have been arrested again.

She could have caught them in bed and killed them and used a crime of passion defense but there is no crime of passion defense for a minor scuffle.

Does she deserve a lifetime of unemployment or diminished earning capacity for reacting normally?

Can a 150 lbs man not defend himself against the 240 lbs Sasquatch who ate his wife and took her name?

This type of garbage is always improved upon by extending the punishment to removing someone’s 2nd Amendments rights or driving privileges with the commensurate several thousand dollars in fees to the state for monitoring, therapy, and court costs.

Same thing with DUI laws. Maybe you won’t drink anymore after you’ve lost your wife, kids, job, car, and insurance for having two drinks after work. A crime with no victim but the punishment is worse than stealing a car and strongarm robbing a gas station.

Which is to say that none of this is about reducing domestic violence or drunk driving. It is the scourge of the Do Something Caucus.

The real result will be less people getting married and less people having kids. We already see this with the fundamentally unfair way men are treated in the divorce courts. Men are already going on strike.

Relationships are complicated and having the steroidal referee of government jumping into its sometimes squared circle to hand down lifetime punishments is a Rubicon that can never be uncrossed.

What? You support wifebeating? Thank God we did something. Now, if she doesn’t divorce him she can financially support him while he’s unemployed or underemployed.

Luckily, that won’t be a sore spot and cause of future arguments for the rest of their lives as to who is responsible for all financial hardships.

And You Thought They Liked Nasty Women

Kelly Anne Conway sits on a couch in the Oval Office trying to get a good photo with her smartphone.
Leftists lose their minds at her lack of respect for the office and suggestive, not ladylike repose.

Tsk, tsk, Kellyanne. Don’t you know that liberals like Nasty Women?

As such, they’d prefer you on your knees servicing the President under the desk.

Because they’re, *growl* Naaassty Womynz.

DNC Deathwatch: The Crusade To Islamify The Permanent Minority Party

Live Update: After a first round of votes, Perez missed a win by one vote with Ellison trailing by 13 votes.

In the interim, angry DNC attorney Peter McPeckerface decided to drop out and endorse Ellison with his massive vote tally of zero from behind his furrowed eyebrows and glaring stare.

Super weird.

If Ellison loses, I need to get my popcorn ready. The Establishment will have screwed the millenials over again.

Round 2 should decide it.

Oh, shit. Perez wins. Ellison got no more votes in the 2nd Round and he doesn’t look like a happy jihadi.

It is all frowns and boos in the back of the room. Ellison is fuming.

Perez’s first act? To suspend the rules and make Ellison DNC Deputy Chair. Why would the winner do this?

The crowd is wilder about this than Perez’s win.

Take it away Alan Dershowitz. Does this count? 46% of the DNC voted for a lifelong jewhating bigot and gave him Deputy chair as a consolation prize.

Ellison congratulates “Our” Chair.

DNC you’ve made a deal with the devil. Ellison is giving a longer speech than Perez.

In the back, an angry harridan screams “Fuck Trump”.

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It’s like some horrific car crash where I can’t stop grinning. A better analogy might be one of those self-inflicted, work-related injuries that bombmakers suffer.

Either way, as long as Democrats die or have lifelong injuries as a result – I’m pretty cool with it.

Today is the day. The Democratic National Committee is going to elect a direct disciple of Louis Farrakhan and a well-documented anti-semite and terrorist sympathizer as their Chairman.

They started off with an invocation from an Imam, natch. The only acceptable establishment of religion.

In retrospect, September 11th was a real clarifying moment as to who some people are wasn’t it?

I love it. This is great. Live on C-Span 1.

Disgraced, fired CNN bulldagger Donna Brazile is herding the cats. Disgraced former Baltimore Mayor Stephanie “Give Them Room To Destroy” Rawlings-Blake is giving the Lunatics at the DNC, er, room to destroy.
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Two Girls And A Couplet

Does Spanx make straitjackets?

If not, I have an investment opportunity I’d like to discuss offline with interested entrepreneurs.

I know this is late in coming given the ongoing efforts to clean up the snail trail that Hillary holdouts slimed all over the country last weekend.

But can we say it? These were bitches that bought plane and bus tickets in advance of Hillary’s coronation and couldn’t get their deposits back.

One in particular stood tall above all the others. First among equals. A brave face that should be carved into the stony stretchmarks of Mount Thrushmore.

In honor of Ashley Judd’s meritorious service in illustrating what a complete bunch of whacked-out-of-their-gourds, loopy cunts her and her supporters were/are/forever will be…I present her with the coveted Red Vag of Courage. May it itch eternally in that big Back Alley Abortion Clinic in the sky:

“My name is Ashley Judd and I am a feminist. And I want to say hello to Independence Avenue in the back, all the way down to 17th Street, and I bring you words from Nina Donovan, a 19-year-old in Middle, Tennessee. She has given me the privilege of telling you what she has to say:

“I am a nasty woman. I’m as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust. A man whose words are a distract to America. Electoral college-sanctioned, hate-speech contaminating this national anthem. I’m not as nasty as Confederate flags being tattooed across my city. Maybe the South actually is going to rise again. Maybe for some it never really fell. Blacks are still in shackles and graves, just for being black. Slavery has been reinterpreted as the prison system in front of people who see melanin as animal skin. I am not as nasty as a swastika painted on a pride flag, and I didn’t know devils could be resurrected but I feel Hitler in these streets. A mustache traded for a toupee. Nazis renamed the Cabinet Electoral Conversion Therapy, the new gas chambers shaming the gay out of America, turning rainbows into suicide. I am not as nasty as racism, fraud, conflict of interest, homophobia, sexual assault, transphobia, white supremacy, misogyny, ignorance, white privilege … your daughter being your favorite sex symbol, like your wet dreams infused with your own genes. Yeah, I’m a nasty woman — a loud, vulgar, proud woman.

This is kind of funny because it sounds like the speech Anna Farris gave in The House Bunny when she was trying to sound smart on a date. Plus, Rainbow Suicide sounds like a cool band name.

I’ve never heard the phrase “animal skin” before to refer to those of an African-American tint but life may have been different down on the $6mm, 485 acre Franklin plantation she used to share with her ex-husband before he got sick of her walking around in period pants and raising hell about sales tax on Tampax.

“I am not nasty like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in my voting booths. I’m nasty like the battles my grandmothers fought to get me into that voting booth. I’m nasty like the fight for wage equality. Scarlett Johansson, why were the female actors paid less than half of what the male actors earned last year. See, even when we do go into higher paying jobs our wages are still cut with blades sharpened by testosterone. Why is the work of a black woman and a hispanic woman worth only 63 and 54 cents of a white man’s privileged daughter? This is not a feminist myth. This is inequality. So we are not here to be debunked. We are here to be respected. We are here to be nasty.

Well, that wasn’t so nasty…

“I am nasty like my bloodstains on my bed sheets. We don’t actually choose if and when to have our periods. Believe me if we could some of us would. We do not like throwing away our favorite pairs of underpants.

Oh, now you getting nasty.

Tell me, why are pads and tampons still taxed when Viagra and Rogaine are not? Is your erection really more than protecting the sacred messy part of my womanhood? Is the bloodstain on my jeans more embarrassing than the thinning of your hair?

Umm, no but you can’t generally can’t contract a communicable disease through thinning hair unless Loneliness is a disease.

“I know it is hard to look at your own entitlement and privilege. You may be afraid of the truth. I am unafraid to be honest. It may sound petty bringing up a few extra cents. It adds up to the pile of change I have yet to see in my country. I can’t see. My eyes are too busy praying to my feet hoping you don’t mistake eye contact for wanting physical contact. Half my life I have been zipping up my smile hoping you don’t think I want to unzip your jeans. I am unafraid to be nasty because I am nasty like Susan, Elizabeth, Eleanor, Amelia, Rosa, Gloria, Condoleezza, Sonia, Malala, Michelle, Hillary!

“And our pussies ain’t for grabbing. They’re for reminding you that our walls are stronger than America’s ever will be.

Thank you for that visual and I’ll alert the Grand Canyon of a situation. But who is going to paint those pussy walls if not some outside contractor of the dick swinging persuasion?

My seed can’t be contained in a vial. It’s stronger than Fort Knox. Unzip your smile and receive a Nasty Man’s wall plaster.

Our pussies are for our pleasure. They are for birthing new generations of filthy, vulgar, nasty, proud, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Sikh, you name it, for new generations of nasty women. So if you a nasty woman, or you love one who is, let me hear you say, hell yeah.

Oh, baby. You is linguaing my franca. And if there’s one thing a nasty woman needs, it be a nasty man.

This is what a schizophrenic talks like. She was about two girls and a couplet away from taking a dump in her hand and rubbing it all over her face.

In smother words, thoroughly entertaining to me watching this Poon Parade stomping their boots in this randy gutter. And me a safe remove, without my biohazard tuxedo for all the tampon flinging, pussy hat wearing, and menstrual oversharing.

It’s like svelte, tobacco baroness Vagina Slimes once spat, “You come a long way, bitch.”

Trump should have tweeted to Naomi Judd, “Mama, she’s crazy. Crazy over me.”

And dropped the mic. Which is also phallic in nature.

Happy New Years (This Is CNN Edition)

Happy New Years to everyone.

For anyone not nauseous from too many tequila shots already, CNN decided to push any other queasy stomachs over the edge with an elderly Sharon Stone drunk in a bubble bath. At her age, it may have been a sitz bath.

Twenty years ago, this might be hot. But tonight? Eh.

Having the 58 year old Stone calling out for Anderson Cooper only to spread her legs in said bubble bath to pretend that Kathy Griffin was going down on her underwater seems…oh, I dunno…forced.

Desperate? Borderline violating affirmative consent / elder abuse if under the influence of a controlled substance?

Regardless of how low the tide may be at the pier, it’s still apparently higher than the standards at CNN these days.

Some things you can’t unsee. This was one of those. Larry King must be rolling over in his grave.

My President Be White Again

Serial race huckster Tenisha Coates finally published his rearview hagiography of Obama that was mostly written before he took office.

All across Liberal America, the pinot is breathing in rapt anticipation of a long bubble bath of white guilt. The latter day Bernsteins and Premingers mau-mauing the flak catchers.

I’ll save you the disingenous, 10,000 word treatise:

Obama is still the Lightbringer and his greatest mistake was not understanding how racist Amerikkka is.

Brevity may be the soul of wit but not the soulbrother.

In many ways, Coates is the Obama of the opinion commentariat in that he’s a hack getting by very well on his skin color and that you’re not allowed to criticize him.

Now, that I encapsulated Coates’ reflections so succinctly, won’t someone underwrite my $2MM New York brownstone?

Less the $400k black privilege fee Coates added after living there for one month when he suddenly realized White Amerikkka won’t let a black man have nuffin nice.

Morning Joe Republicanism Gone Wild

Romney for State? Nikki Haley for the UN? Harold Fucking Ford Jr. as Transportation Secretary???

Harold Ford. Really? The fucking Ford Crime Family elevated to their highest national position. The Clinton’s idea of who the next Obama was going to be before he lost to milquetoast Bob Corker whose name, inexplicably, keeps getting mentioned as well.

One of MSNBC’s most loyal Clintonistas who, after losing his Senate bid to Corker, flipped Tennessee off, called everybody racists and bigots for not voting for him, and absconded to Merrill Lynch and Morgan Stanley in New York with his snowflake bride. Never seen since.

But he eats lunch with Jared Kushner so fuck the rest of it right? The only Transportation Harold Ford understands is calling his limo driver.

What in the shit is going on here.

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

Ted Cruz was allegedly beholden to Goldman Sachs because of his wife but Steve Bannon isn’t? His picks for Treasury Secretary who worked there aren’t?

What does Ben Carson know about Housing and Urban Development?

Give me a fucking break.

You take away the Mattis and Sessions picks and everything else is a clusterfuck of Democrats and Liberal Republicans.

I know some people are still rolling around in the wet spot of an electoral college win – feels good doesn’t it – but anyone with even an inkling of credibility left should be questioning these moves.

Just kidding. It’s just Trump playing 3-D chess or something. Friends close, enemies closer, blah, blah, blah.

You want a loyal Clintonist over your $1,000,000,000,000.00 infrastructure initiative?

Sycophancy is in this year though. Trump said what he needed to in order to squeak out a win and he’s fucking conservatives over before Thanksgiving.

Hillary’s been through enough, dontchaknow? That wall’s going from 50 feet high and concrete to 5 feet tall and made up of mauve cubicle partitions pretty damn quick.

If Lispy Graham can keep his assless chaps from jingling, it’s only matter of time before Trump nominates him to Secretary of the Navy.

Pointy Toothed Savage Fareed Zakaria “Reflects”

Noted plagiarist and possible Ferengi interloper Fareed Zakaria feints to “reflection” in his little watched CNN show this Sunday morning.

The Hate America Leftist attempts to elite-splain how he could have been so wrong about the election results. His preconceived notions are predictably as patronizing as they are elitist:

But first here’s my check for those of us who oppose Donald Trump the response Tuesday’s vote could be anger or honest reflection.

Spoiler alert: That’s the feint.

And I am not by Nature an angry person so I’ll try the latter. Donald Trump remade the political map with a huge surge of support from working class whites particularly in rural communities. Let me be honest.

This is a world that I don’t know and many people probably don’t know very well and that’s part of the problem.

That would be “many people” with the minor exception of the people who won the election last week. Simultaneously he runs a scroll at the bottom that says Fareed’s Take: instead of anger over Trump Victory I will try reflection.

We have all managed to ignore Rural America and the pain of economic hardship and social dislocation it has faced over the last few decades.

Of course when Fareed says “we”, he means our betters. The Coastal elitists, such as himself, who thanks to their Advanced intellect have risen to cities like New York and Los Angeles in a meritocracy and that anyone who does not live in those cities is an inbred, uneducated hillbilly who we should not mock but rather explain to them how the world works through a sophisticated system of grunts and groans and possibly coloring books.

The big divide in America today is urban vs rural. There is an essay on the satirical website Cracked.com by David Wong who grew up in a small town in Illinois and it gives voice to the rage of rural Americans (titled “How Half of America lost its Fucking Mind“.

The whole goddamned world revolves around America’s cities.

Most new movies, songs, games are about NY, LA, or Chicago or some fantasy version of them. All the hot, new indistries are in hip cities.

If you live in rural America, that fucking sucks.

To those who ignored suffering people (flashes image on screen of homes destroyed by hurricane or tornado), Donald Trump is a brick chucked through the window of the elites.

Are you assholes listening now?

To which Zakaria hilariously responds, “We are”. This was the closest Zakaria came to introspection in his little soliloquy.

Now comes the condescending, patronizing rationale where, “let’s not judge” but rather elitist-splain how we got to this point.

Over the last three or four decades, America has sorted itself into a highly effecient meritocracy.

What lurks behind his dead, black eyes is unadulterated evil and he would easily support someone else to ethnically cleanse you if he could.

Where people from all walks of life can move up the ladder of achievement and income – usually ending up in cities.

It’s a better way than using race or gender or bloodlines as a path to wealth and power but it does create it’s own problems.

Such as smelling your own farts, hypnotizing navels of unfathomable depths, and Costs of Living that make what you could live on like a King in rural America will only rent you an 800 square foot crackerbox in some shit ass borough on top of several million other of your highy enlightened fellow meritocrats.

*CNN scroll: We’re listening now, Rural America!*

You say you’re listening but I have my suspicions that you’re still not.

As with any system, there will be people who don’t ascend to the top.

And because it’s a meritocracy, it’s easy to believe this is justified.

That they deserve it.

A meritocracy can be blind to the fact that some people don’t make it because they were unlucky or up against tough odds.

So, you see, because we’re better than you (/Because Merit) I hope you understand why we feel this smug sense of superiority over you. Somewhat coincidentally, the word “meritocracy” was thrown around a lot by David Brooks on Meet the Depressed this morning as well.

From the streetsweeper, to the plumber, to some office drone, the cabbie, or the guy who cooks food on the street. Better than you cousin fucking rubes in every way.

Because Ascendancy of Merit!

More profoundly, it can be morally blind.

Even those who score poorly on tests, or have bad work habits are human beings.

Unpack that one for a second. Assuming you scored high enough on a test to read and aren’t so lazy that you’d bother.

People in rural America just don’t work as hard as that straphanger riding a filthy, crime ridden subway to their cubicle.

You’re a human being too! Thanks for the reminder. And you’re welcome.

Deserving of attention and respect.

Same as any institutionalized mental invalid I suppose.

The Republicans great success in Rural communities has been that even though they often advocate economic policies that would not help these people, indeed, policies that often hurt them, they demonstrate respect by identifying with them culturally, religiously, emotionally.

Fools! They are just using you. As opposed to Democrats who revel in optimistic statistics that your kind will become a minority and die off soon. So you bitterly cling and they don’t need your vote.

So, the Great Sin of the Modern Left is elitism.

There is also another sin that was also highlighted this election: Racism.

I know this makes many uncomfortable but hear me out.

As if you haven’t heard the Modern Left’s talking points before.

Noncollege grad whites voted Trump. We’re smarter than you bigots

What percent of noncollege grad blacks or immigrants for third world socialist shitholes vote Democrat? Not worth mentioning.

CNN Scroll: How the election shined a light on American racism.

He wraps it all up with a tire necklace of bigotry around the necks of anyone who didn’t support the raw corruption of the Clinton Crime Family.

Frankly, I’m surprised if Zakaria can even see his reflection in a mirror.

This entire segment was utterly without merit save an interview with James Woolsey where he spanked Zakaria’s ass blood red over his views on the Iran deal.

100,000 People Forced At Gunpoint To Buy Unaffordable, Catastrophic Health Insurance

JournOList 2.0 continues unabated.

After a stunning defeat on Tuesday, the partisan Unimedia all decided this morning that 100,000 people forced to sign up during the open enrollment period for Obamacare, under threat of fine or imprisonment seizure of a nonexistent tax refund, is what a stunning success looks like.

To counter this propaganda, I ask that everyone who wants to repeal this law to drive with their headlights on tonight.

Time To Slow The EPA’s Roll

Gina McCarthy, Head Angry Lesbian at the EPA, plans on ramming a few billion more dollars in illegally instituted regulations before January.

I think it’s time for this Tyrant’s Apprentice to hear those magic words – You’re Fired:

“As I’ve mentioned to you before, we’re running — not walking — through the finish line of President Obama’s presidency,” EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy said in a staff memo obtained by the Washington Examiner after Trump was declared the winner of Tuesday’s election.

It’s kind of like watching the end of Killing Zoe where the gang successfully takes over the bank but has no plan to get away with the crime.

Perhaps teargassing the entire agency will raise awareness of the climate change that’s about to send each of them to the back of an unemployment line.

The Clean Power Plan itself is currently under court review after being temporarily stayed by the Supreme Court on Feb. 9 until all judicial review has concluded. Over half the nation is opposing the climate rules along with major industry groups and the coal industry. Trump has made repealing the EPA climate plan a key part of his first 100 days in office.

Before Obama took office, he demanded thst Congress pass and that Bush sign the original stimulus plan.

I see no reason why Trump can’t say “Nice doggie” to these rabid bitches and reference the existing court stay with the threat of beating their brains out with the biggest stick he can find.

Try to write one more regulation and you will be fired imediately on January 20th.

That seems fair. And then fire them anyway. They have unemployed millions on purpose and are void of human decency. Lois Lerners with green thumbs.

Better yet. Request a meeting with McCarthy and threaten to abolish it altogether for what she’s done.

You think you’re pulling a fast one on me? You are about to be the end of the agency you love.

Better still, show up unannounced at the agency and introduce yourself.

I just wanted to drop off some replacement pictures for the walls.

Sometimes the situation warrants a personal touch. Threaten to withhold their final paychecks and bring contempt charges along with revoking pensions for failing to comply with the court stay.

And again, do it anyway after January 20th. Lawlessness of public servants must be punished and threat of personal liability is the only thing that will curb it.

Democracy Came With A Trigger Warning Built In

A gentle reminder for our totalitarian wannabe snowflakes.

Our Constitution enshrined the original trigger warning against all future tyrants.

I demand the outgoing President to order his violent rent-a-mobs to cease and desist their terroristic threats immediately lest we start pulling it.

You “protesting” doesn’t include vandalizing property, impromptu interstate shutdowns, or assaulting people with more valid, better informed opinions than yours.

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures. Since I’m all about solutions and bipartisan compromise, when Trump visits Obama he should agree to fix Syria by implementing Charlie Rangel’s “bring back the draft” bill and fill it with the permanent child soldiers in America’s undergraduate college system.

We all saw that terrible picture of the dead boy from Aleppo. It’s time America’s Movember beard sporting, GSA loan backed, bedwetting, college know-it-alls got some of their tattooed skin in the game.

You want to fight an injustice you say you supported? I know just the place.

Come on, guys cisgenders. You’ll get more SJW poon or mangina than you can shake your selfie stick at once you’ve established Operation: Safe Space in Raqqa.

The Dog Ate My Concession Speech

And then Obama ate my dog.

I mean really.

Hillary bitched out of facing her supporters at 3am and sent out Pedosta to give his Never Say Die speech before her crowd of misfit he/she/its.

She didn’t go out because she never wrote a concession speech. Either that or she’s just a weak woman who couldn’t stand up to the pressure of the moment.

It’s almost noon the day after and she’s stll getting her pneumonia treatments or entering Witness Protection.

Waddle out and face the music like a man.

The KKK Tealaban Russian sockpuppets demand it you haughty cunt.

Bye, Felicia Update: The text of her final Act of Cuntrition.

UTK Law School Begins Painful Rebuilding Process

Dean Melanie Wilson, of the formerly reputable University of Tennessee College of Law, finalized appropriations and capex outlays today to “rebuild” parts of the campus reduced to rubble following last week’s Unauthorized Use of Free Speech by a tenured professor at the school.

Following Professor Glenn Reynolds’s tweet and my public response last week, I began an investigation that included an examination of the facts, policies in the university’s Faculty Handbook, and the law. I discussed the situation with Professor Reynolds, university leadership, and General Counsel. I also sought feedback from College of Law students, staff, faculty, the Alumni Council and Dean’s Circle, and other UT Law alumni. As a lawyer and a law school dean, I know that gathering information and upholding the principles of due process are absolutely necessary in a situation like this.

For those unfamiliar, this rigorous investigation and application of “due process” was in response to a three word tweet affirming the right of self defense against a murderous, racist mob.

This is why they pay you the big bucks, Mel. So you can teach the chirrens how your emphasis on prosecutorial ethics can be corrupted by leftwing SJW politics.

But will the student body ever rise up and rebel against the tyranny of cliches?

We will now move forward to rebuild our law school community and refocus on our primary purpose: educating future lawyers and leaders.

Was the law school community torn asunder? Did someone not get affirmative consent before sticking the hard cock of free speech in your tight, little safe space?

Grow the fuck up. The campus clinic is open to 4:30 daily in case you need an ice pack for your aching butthurt. It seems your prophylactic administration has already wrapped your precious community in enough free rubbers to prevent their infection from any ideologically transmitted diseases.

True Life Conversations With McMurphy

At the Stein-Mart on White Bridge Road…

(Enters McMurphy)

Odd Booth Man:. Sir…oh, sir! Would you like to enter a contest to win a $500 gift certificate here?

McMurphy: Ugh, would do I have to give you?

Odd Booth Man:. Just a first name and a phone number on the back of this ticket.

McMurphy: Alright.

As I’m writing….

Odd Booth Man: How often do you read The Tennessean?

McMurphy:. Is that what this is? Never.

Tennessean Peddler: What would it take for you to start reading it?

McMurphy: Hrm…you really want to know?

Tennessean Peddler: Yes.

McMurphy: Unbiased local news reporting. Editorials that come closer to reflecting my opinions and the majority of people in this state. Is that too much to ask for?

Tennessean Flack: Probably.

McMurphy: Well, that’s why you’re laying off thousands of people.

Walks off.

Da-Durka Durka Dindus

The Brawny Towel Berets were strategically deployed to multiple liberal shitholes this weekend to absorb American blood spilled following several coordinated, ISIS-inspired attacks on civilian soft targets.

Or as America’s currently elected Iranian junta – the complicit and illegitimate black minority regime calls it, a “kinect narrative action”.

I must admit that I’ve grown tired of The Official Line of Bullshit.

A knifeman who stabbed nine people at a Minnesota shopping centre at the weekend has been identified by his father as a 22-year-old student.
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He said he had “no suspicion” that his son was involved in extremist activity.

Or as Muzzloids call it “activity”.

Per the well worn script, the Muzzloid Somali community leaders jumped in front of the cameras to warn against the often feared but rarely ever seen backlash that they richly deserve.

It’s amazing how the communities that breed the terrorists have statements prepared to silence those who would point our the obvious before our government utters the word “terrorism”.

Since this is the New Normal, let me say to hell with these liberal shitholes. They voted to bring in terrorists, watered down screening, and shielded them from surveillance while accusing their fellow citizens of being irredeemably deplorable un-Americans.

How far we’ve come from Dissent Being The Highest Form of Patriotism. Not that they were ever sincere about that cultivated pose.

However, I do mean this with all sincerity, fuck you guys. You caused the problems in their countries and then invited them here, without screening them, and called everyone who urged caution racists.

As long as they confine their Not Terrorism to your cities and towns, it looks like everybody is getting what they want.

The Crack of Massah’s Whip

I get it now. Low watt lemming Kaepernick didn’t go full blown Kunta Kinte over the crack of massah’s whip.

No, it’s so much simpler than that.

He’s throwing his career on the funeral pyre because he’s just pussywhipped.

Before beginning his relationship with Diab, Kaepernick’s Instagram mostly consisted of photos of him playing football or hanging with friends — about 128 of Kaepernick’s 170 posts, according to Fox News. Since dating Diab, Kaepernick’s social media focus has shifted toward black nationalist and Black Lives Matter-related messages.

“31 of his last 42 posts have strong social justice connotations, often featuring quotes from radical Nation of Islam leader Malcolm X, Black Panthers founder Huey Newton and cop killer Assata Shakur,” according to Fox News.

Let him suck a few more of Aldon Smith’s creampies out of her and Kaepernick will be wearing a bowtie, handing out fliers for The Final Call, and selling bean pies at the intersection.

She didn’t accidentally get good in bed, chump. I’d say “Bros before Hoes” but there were quite a few more bros in that DJ Sloppy Seconds ho before you decided to start watching reruns of Good Times and becoming a Light Beige Panther.

What I’m saying is she didn’t go from screwing the linebacker to the QB because you are such a charming fella and scintillating conversationalist.

Clearly, she has given you “your opinions”.

Remember that in a few years once you’re traded to Detroit and arrested outside of Dearborn for buying bombmaking materials from an undercover FBI agent.

And food stamp Kim Kardashian is onto the next sucker with half of what’s left of your money following your career ending knee injury in front of a cheering Military Night crowd.

Colin Kaepernick Is The Cat Stevens Of The NFL

The transition was really so subtle that I didn’t notice Islamic Rage Boy’s face peaking out of that 49er helmet.

Ooh, baby baby it’s a white world:

It’s been three years since I started 5 and 2,
You say you want to trade me to somewhere new,
And it’s breaking my heart to be leaving,
Taqiyya deceiving.
But since I’m gonna leave I’ll clear the air,
Hope Blaine Gabbert won’t follow me there,
St. Louis sure sounds nice this time of year.

Ooh baby baby it’s a white world,
It’s hard to get by on a hunnit million when you’re black.
Ooh baby baby it’s a white world.
I can feel Roger Goodell’s whip upon my back.
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