Bedwetting Leftists

The Haunting Of Joe Biden

The Pollutico ran this tragic headline today in consideration of the late, almost-too-incredibly great Beau Biden heroically imploring his stroke victim monkey of a father to bet what’s left of his bananas on a presidential run:

Exclusive: Biden himself leaked word of his son’s dying wish
The vice president is mourning. He’s also calculating.

How many fingers and toes does that take?

I don’t mean to belittle the tragedy of the loss of Joe Biden’s only son.

Wait? Are you telling me Biden has two other kids who are both grown adults?

One who made news for about five minutes after Biden was elected VP after a youtube video surfaced of her riding more rails of cocaine than CSX has, er rails, and another one who Biden pulled strings to get him in the Navy when he was fucking 42 years old and who, this exact time last year, wait for it…..was kicked out of said US Navy for testing positive for cocaine.

Hunter Biden, who is married with three kids, issued a statement Thursday evening through his lawyer, saying: “It was the honor of my life to serve in the US Navy, and I deeply regret and am embarrassed that my actions led to my administrative discharge. I respect the Navy’s decision. With the love and support of my family, I’m moving forward.”

Biden was commissioned in the Navy Reserves in 2012 as an Ensign and was pursuing a public affairs track. He had to get a waiver because of his age at the time of his commissioning.

Way to polish that turd. “It was the honor of my life”. Being dishonorably discharged.

Oh. You didn’t hear about that? No one remembers it? No one remembers the media harping on the Vice President pulling strings to get his deadbeat, cokehead son a spot in the Navy when he was 42 so he could get kicked out for cocaine when he was 44?

This might not be as big a deal if you weren’t, oh…I dunno, the dickhead who claims to have coined the term “Drug Czar” and promoted laws that have destroyed the lives of millions while covering up for your shitstain of a family for doing the exact same thing. Liberals are always so big to shout “Hypocrisy!” except when they’re being the biggest hypocrites of all time.

Listen to Beau, Joe. Using your Sixth – maybe even your Seventh Sense. The one who didn’t get caught doing the cocaine he was he was probably doing.

Something tells me that Beau’s insightful and inspiring communique from before the Great Beyond is the “Heaven Is Real” of the campaign season. Sort of like Roosevelt’s “Fireside Chats” except that the fireside is in Hell.

Future excerpts from The Continuing Adventures of the Ghost of Beau Biden:

Episode 2:
And before he gasped his last breath, he pulled me in close and whispered, “We need to pass sensible gun control laws…everyone’s already onboard. You just have to have the courage to fight the terrorists at the NRA. I would have wanted it that way.”

Episode 3:

Beau: *cough*, *cough*. Dad?!? Dad???? Are you still there?
Joe: *sniffs* I’m still here, son. I’ll always be here.
Beau: I know, Dad. You’ve always been there for me.
Joe: I know I have.
Beau: One more thing.
Joe: Anything, son. Just name it.
Beau: *cough* It’s important that newspapers and tv shows quit allowing climate denialists equal time on the air. *cough*

Episode 4:

Joe: Hey, Nurse Ratchet. Bring that sweet ass back in here. Your titties make me want to stand on my hind legs and beg for buttermilk.
Beau: Dad??? Are you still with me??
Joe: Of course, son.
Beau: Hold my hand.
Joe: *rubs his upper thigh*
Beau: I don’t have much time.
Joe: You’ve got to hold on, son.
Beau: I had a vision. A premonition.
Joe: Are you sure you didn’t get into Hunter and Ashley’s cocaine again?
Beau: No. They hid it from me. *cough*, *cough*
Joe: What is it, son?
Beau: Like some ancient mystic, I saw the night sky littered with stars. As I panned down, I saw a teepee and a signal issuing from the embers of an eternal fire…
Joe: You always did have the soul of a poet.
Beau: Then, Elizabeth Warren came out of the teepee with a 21 point plan to tackle income inequality. Go with her, Dad. Be with her.
Joe: I won’t let you down, son!
Joe: *abruptly jumps up and his foot trips over the life support cord before he runs out of the room*
Joe: Stops at the first vending machine he sees and starts digging through his pocket for a dollar to buy some Skittles.

Aching Mangina Vows To Capitalize On Girlfriend’s Death

And as I bury my sacred sorrow, dick deep as it were, in as much grief pussy as People Magazine can throw my way – I want you to know that your death has not been in vain:

The TV anchor boyfriend of the late broadcast journalist Alison Parker, who was slain Aug. 26 on live TV alongside her cameraman, has vowed to honor her memory by covering issues of gun violence and mental illness.

Anything, he says, to spare another family.

“I pledged to her father,” Chris Hurst, the 28-year-old evening anchor at WDBJ, tells PEOPLE. “Her father wants me to help him do whatever it takes to make sure not one more family has to go through this kind of unspeakable violence.”

Too soon? It’s never soon enough. Obama was out clamoring for gun control before Flanagan shot himself. Mr. Hurst claims some special knowledge from reporting on “mental illness issues” but his next stop is at an anti-gun violence rally with Parker’s father.

Parker and Ward were not killed by “gun violence”. They were killed by a gay escort who badgered and recorded everyone who had the misfortune to work with him because he kept getting affirmative actioned into news jobs. Once Hurst, and others like him, became uncomfortable working with a strong black man, they reported him to HR and got him fired.

If we are to believe that there is institutionalized racism, then you and the actions of others like you brought this on yourselves – did it not?

“If that means talking about gun reform to reduce gun violence, or if that means talking about increasing access to mental health care and trying to figure out [how] those who have an illness get the care they need,” he says, “we will do whatever it takes.”

“Whatever it takes” apparently does not include acknowledging reality.

Does “whatever it takes” include releasing Flanagan’s manifesto, that ABC (an alleged news organization) continues to hold hostage, and is preventing us from learning the warning signs of his mental illness that led to this senseless gun violence That We May Never Know The Reasons Why(tm)?

Is it declaring paranoid delusions of being victimized by institutionalized racism a mental illness? I could get behind that.

Just kidding. ABC, Hurst, and Parker’s father don’t want the truth to come out of what Flanagan wrote because then they can’t politicize Amanda Parker’s death – which is all they really care about. It was all worth it to them if it suits their political agenda.

“One was something about ‘swinging’ by some place; the other was out in the ‘field,’?” said the Jan. 21 report by assistant news director Greg Baldwin, which refers to Parker as Alison Bailey (her middle name).
Parker was never disciplined over the remarks, but Flanagan never forgot them.
Hours after gunning her and Adam Ward down during their broadcast Wednesday, Flanagan revealed in tweets that the comments were still fresh in his mind.
“Alison made racist comments,” Flanagan posted while he was on the run from cops.
“They hired her after that??”
he wrote.

They hired that white bitch after she said she was going to “swing” by an address and report from the “field.

Hrm…if only we could figure out why he targeted Parker and Ward. If only some codebreaker at the FBI could decipher what Flanagan really meant when he said the woman he murdered was a racist and that’s why he targeted her.

Sadly, we may never know. /sarc That’s my best Serious News Reporter tone for how all of these stories go. The running joke that “we may never know what motivated someone” even though they wrote down exactly what fucking motivated them and the media and Leftist politicians refuse to acknowledge because it doesn’t fit their prejudices.

Fat, out of work, and spoonfed Black Lives Don’t Matter radicalism from Obama’s prolapsed asshole is what got Hurst’s girlfriend killed.

Seeing as how The Narrative can’t be challenged, we can mark off the depressing shame of being an affirmative action recipient, being homosexual sex workers, or being ultra-sensitive, racial grievance archivists off the list of possible mental health “root causes” that preclude gun ownership.

Remember that the next time you “swing” by your girlfriend’s tombstone or report “from the field” you lying shitbag Leftist. It’s all about “gun violence” and not that people like you in the media teach people like Vester Flanagan that it’s okay to attack or kill white people as an excuse to cover their myriad shortcomings and failings.

So much for grieving in private when there is some self-serving opportunism to gain from it. It’s Grief Porn Bukkake Theater with buckets of wept tears heaved across the faces of Leftist audiences every anniversary of New Town. Now don’t let your crisis go to waste.

You’ll need some of those boohoo photos when you run for office or stand beside the politician at the podium wrapped in your victimhood. Denying the civil rights of the innocent won’t come any other way.

Jimmy Carter Has / Is Cancer

Breakout the sob sisters. Jimmeh Peanut has cancer.

I’m sorry that a lot of people are just hearing about this since, to the casual observer, one could see that Carter has actually been a cancer on this country for over 40 years.

Don’t believe me? Sit through this speech and you’ll beg for a death panel.

In 2008, he metastasized into Hodgkins LymphObama and our nation has been in hospice ever since.

Why pick on the best thing to come out of Georgia since Wayne Williams?

I dunno. Maybe because the LA Times is rather cavalier in telling Carly Fiorina that she should quit mentioning that she beat breast cancer in her campaign.

Very kind of the LA Times’ technically male author to let Fiorina know that she should best STFU about that little tidbit of her life and keep it out of the public eye. We’d hate for anyone running for office to exploit such a tale of perserverance.

It’s not gold digging Wendy Davis slinging her aborted babies by the feet and smashing their skulls on a porcelain sink and pimping pink sneakers to energize the vag vote but beating cancer pales in comparison next to the severe cramping of Wendy Davis’s social life from unwanted pregnancies.

Or, as opposed to someone who rose to the presidency based on two autobiographies before age 45 based mainly on growing up without his drunken, absent daddy to savagely beat him. Boo hoo.

Suggested future Times stories…Dreams of My Father – Shut the Fuck Up already you whining Man Pussy. Nobody cares.

The Muslim Brotherhood Must Not Be Visiting This Week

But ISIS is surely quaking in their boots.

By “quaking”, I mean shivering in the Humvees Obama left them with the air conditioning on high as they throw some gays off the roofs.

Or our peace partner Iran forcing sex changes “corrections” on gays.

A report issued Thursday by the Department of State repeatedly refers to sex reassignment surgery in Iran as “gender-confirmation surgery.”

Speaking at the release of the State Department’s annual human rights report, Secretary of State John Kerry said of the designation that “There is nothing sanctimonious in this,” emphasizing the need for “humility” in the face of the U.S.’ own racial inequality.

Oh, yes. That White House is just bathed in the fabulous light of humility isn’t it?

We can’t tell the Iranian government to stop cutting dicks off or stapling a dildo onto a sewn shut pussy because somebody didn’t get to pick their seat on a bus in America last century.

Because Our Current Values ™ are not better than any one country’s in the world and we can’t condition giving them nuclear reactors and $150,000,000,000.00 in freed up money by tethering it to the mildest human rights concessions like we’re better than anybody else. Only hegemons do that. Old white ones.

See? They can negotiate with intolerance when they want to.

As I said below, the Commies are all concerned about banning the confederate flag. However, they have no problem with the government seceding from The Will of the People under a rainbow one.

Wellstone Again

If you are gutless and weak-stomached enough to have avoided the Obama “eulogy” speech following the South Carolina church massacre yesterday, you are doing yourself a disservice if only for the educational opportunity.

Like we need one. I know what Obama is. You know what Obama is. A shameless opportunist who has four bony-assed fingers pointing back at himself with every accusation he levels at anyone else in bad faith.

You have to have caught the recap: Inspirational! Much better than “Cats”! I pray for more shootings so he’ll karaoke “Amazing Grace” again. We have this year’s winner of “The Voice”!

We’re still talking about a funeral, right? Come for the fake Southern accent, stay for the foot stomping hootenanny and $29MM welfare check he’s dropping off in the form of a DoJ grant to the victims’ families.

The Left is creaming their jeans over how to politicize this tragedy, and it would be more a tragedy had the slain pastor’s congregation been endowed with anything resembling class, but much like Mattress Girl – you can’t rape the willing and especially when he’s leaving a check for you on the nightstand bigger than the GDP of a small nation.

Before diving into the text, let’s consider where we are. The gunman was captured. There is no one defending him. He is not receiving special privileges or protections under the law because of his race nor are the victims’ rights being swept under the rug.

He will be tried and he will hopefully receive the death penalty. That is justice, isn’t it?

But for the Left, it cannot be enough. The scrawny 21 year old assailant’s death will not be enough. All The Left can milk out of this tragedy is that the guilty be punished??? It has to be made into something more. And that’s what Obama’s speech, reminiscent of the Paul Wellstone Memorial, attempted to do.

Removing the flag from this state’s capital would not be an act of political correctness. It would not an insult to the valor of Confederate soldiers. It would simply be acknowledgement that the cause for which they fought, the cause of slavery, was wrong.

The imposition of Jim Crow after the Civil War, the resistance to civil rights for all people was wrong.

It would be one step in an honest accounting of America’s history, a modest but meaningful balm for so many unhealed wounds.

It would be an expression of the amazing changes that have transformed this state and this country for the better because of the work of so many people of goodwill, people of all races, striving to form a more perfect union.

By taking down that flag, we express adds grace God’s grace.

So it’s the flag’s fault, am I reading that correctly? Not the shooter. It’s Festivus and we’re just beginning the Airing of Grievances.

Obama, being himself, will naturally speak for God’s voice on the subject of Grace Dispensation, worthiness, or lack thereof.

But I don’t think God wants us to stop there.


For too long, we’ve been blind to be way past injustices continue to shape the present.


Perhaps we see that now. Perhaps this tragedy causes us to ask some tough questions about how we can permit so many of our children to languish in poverty…… or attend dilapidated schools or grow up without prospects for a job or for a career.

Perhaps it causes us to examine what we’re doing to cause some of our children to hate.

I’ve been saying this about America’s college system for a while now. How do we teach our children to hate our country and charge them $150k at 6% interest to do it. I don’t think that’s what he meant.

But again, this is the funeral for a slain pastor. He wasn’t shot because of churren living in poverty or not having jobs.

Perhaps it softens hearts towards those lost young men, tens and tens of thousands caught up in the criminal-justice system and lead us to make sure that that system’s not infected with bias.

… that we embrace changes in how we train and equip our police so that the bonds of trust between law enforcement…

… and the communities they serve make us all safer and more secure.

So the minister was shot by poorly trained police infected with the bias America’s original sin? No, that wasn’t it.

Maybe we now realize the way a racial bias can infect us even when we don’t realize it so that we’re guarding against not just racial slurs but we’re also guarding against the subtle impulse to call Johnny back for a job interview but not Jamal…

If only he’d said “nigger” he could have brought the house down instead of the euphemism of “racial slur”. As we’ve also learned this week, the President saying “nigger” is pretty much the bravest thing anyone can do ever.

But the shooting is because of racial inequality in the workplace? I don’t know what world this is that he’s living. This is just pure race hucksterism and strawman construction. Johnny’s getting the call but Jamal isn’t?

Fucking horseshit. José is getting the call. Neither Johnny or Jamal are getting that call thanks directly to this motherfucker.

… so that we search our hearts when we consider laws to make it harder for some of our fellow citizens to vote…

A free voter ID makes it harder to vote? Again, bullshit. Everyone can vote. Some vote multiple times. That’s the problem. He’s using this funeral to pander to racial paranoia in an attempt undermine the integrity of our elections. Because pandering to racial paranoia just wasn’t enough.

Then, he’ll lecture you out of one side of his mouth about “honest, sincere people on different sides of an issue” while calling you a bigot trying to hinder someone’s franchise out of the other like the Yasser Arafat of America. One speech for the cameras and another one for the Arab Street.

For too long…


For too long, we’ve been blind to the unique mayhem that gun violence inflicts upon this nation.

And here we go. When Republicans lose an issue once, they just give up. Communists and Liberals don’t. They just keep coming back and coming back regardless of whether you agree or not. The shooter passed a background check. He jumped through all the hoops and he’s going to be punished for what he did.

We don’t hear about shootings in this country when they happen? Ok. They must not print those things in the paper he reads where he learns about all the things he doesn’t know about until they’re printed in it.

Sporadically, our eyes are open when eight of our brothers and sisters are cut down in a church basement, 12 in a movie theater, 26 in an elementary school. But I hope we also see the 30 precious lives cut short by gun violence in this country every single day…


… the countless more whose lives are forever changed, the survivors crippled, the children traumatized and fearful every day as they walk to school, the husband who will never feel his wife’s warm touch, the entire communities whose grief overflows every time they have to watch what happened to them happening to some other place.

30 precious lives. Suicides and gang shootings included I’m certain. Precious, gentle little angels that they are. Not feeling their baby’s mamas touch to be sure! The community grief that the neighborhood drug gangster won’t be there to sling dope in the morning. Lawdy, Amazin’ Grace! How sweet the sound?

The vast majority of Americans, the majority of gun owners want to do something about this. We see that now.

And I’m convinced that by acknowledging the pain and loss of others, even as we respect the traditions, ways of life that make up this beloved country, by making the moral choice to change, we express God’s grace.

This motherfucker. He loves to put his words in your mouth, doesn’t he? I’m surprised he took time away from Ramadan to speak to the kaffirs but you expressed your interest in agreeing with him to repeal the settled law of the Second Amendment. I have your buy-in on Executive Action, correct? The majority of you agree with me based on nothing more than me being an amoral, lying bullshitter.

And if you don’t agree with my gungrabbing ways then you’re denying God’s grace.

We don’t earn grace. We’re all sinners. We don’t deserve it.

But God gives it to us anyway.


And we choose how to receive it. It’s our decision how to honor it.

He attended Revvum Wright’s church so he knows the rhetorical fencing that gets the black church applause lines. We don’t deserve your grace, Lord knows, we don’t deserve it! But he’s not talking about the people in church. They’re sinners, we’re all sinners, blah, blah, blah – but this about gun owners. You are separate. You are The Other. So if you don’t support the furthest tip of leftwing gun control, you are not just denying God but probably pissing him off.

It sounds better than you’re falling out of grace with Godhead Obama who brooks no dissent on the subject and isn’t quite as forgiving.

None of us can or should expect a transformation in race relations overnight. Every time something like this happens, somebody says, “We have to have a conversation about race.” We talk a lot about race.

There’s no shortcut. We don’t need more talk.

Has it been overnight already? 150 years since the Civil War. 146 since blacks got the right to vote 50 Years since the passing of the Civil Rights Act. 20 years since O.J. Simpson got off. 7 years into the term of the first Halfrican-anti-American President. It won’t happen overnight because it won’t happen ever as long as it can provoke racial animosity and get some more old ladies in the church van on election day.

If everyone woke up liking everyone, the scales of racial bias lifted from their eyelids, this scumbag would have no arrows in his quiver.

None of us should believe that a handful of gun safety measures will prevent every tragedy.

It will not. People of good will will continue to debate the merits of various policies as our democracy requires — the big, raucous place, America is. And there are good people on both sides of these debates.

Whatever solutions we find will necessarily be incomplete. But it would be a betrayal of everything Reverend Pinckney stood for, I believe, if we allow ourselves to slip into a comfortable silence again.

People of Good Will who deny God’s grace by not supporting “a handful of gun safety measures”. And there is the slip.

Why will “whatever solution we find be incomplete”? Because without abolition of firearms ownership, it will be incomplete. Now wave that bloody fucking shirt and say if you don’t do it then you are betraying the memory of the slain man in the casket. The photonegative version of the Paul Wellstone Memorial realized.

It’s almost comfortable to forget that the gunman is captured, awaiting trial, and bound to be punished up to the ultimate price.

But it’s not about him. It’s never about him. It’s about taking your rights away and Obama draping himself in Clementa Pinckney’s skin to do it.

Once the eulogies have been delivered, once the TV cameras move on, to go back to business as usual. That’s what we so often do to avoid uncomfortable truths about the prejudice that still infects our society.

I thought we were talking about gun control. Oh, we’re switching gears and talking about racism again.


To settle for symbolic gestures without following up with the hard work of more lasting change, that’s how we lose our way again. It would be a refutation of the forgiveness expressed by those families if we merely slipped into old habits whereby those who disagree with us are not merely wrong, but bad; where we shout instead of listen; where we barricade ourselves behind preconceived notions or well-practiced cynicism.

The absolute chutzpah of this lying, conniving cocksuck. The lack of self-awareness would be stunning if you didn’t know that he knows he’s lying too.

Reverend Pinckney once said, “Across the south, we have a deep appreciation of history. We haven’t always had a deep appreciation of each other’s history.”

What is true in the south is true for America. Clem understood that justice grows out of recognition of ourselves in each other; that my liberty depends on you being free, too.


That — that history can’t be a sword to justify injustice or a shield against progress. It must be a manual for how to avoid repeating the mistakes of the past, how to break the cycle, a roadway toward a better world. He knew that the path of grace involves an open mind. But more importantly, an open heart.

And Obama has neither. He’s really sowing his oats right now. This has been the most disastrous week for law, personal freedom, and the religious underpinnings that have held this country together for 220+ years in a long time. In other words, a really great week for Obama.

Everything is coming apart. The wheels are coming off. An economy still in the shitter. Inflation abounding. Worldwide terrorism striking simultaneously all over Europe and the Middle East. A nuclear Iran. Russia threatening the world. Illegal alien sex offenders raping 30 people a day in North Carolina alone. The Commie Pope writing love letters to Hamas.

But the media is too busy wiping the cum from its eyes from a gay marriage decision to do anything but cheer the guy who is going to allow their same-sex partners to take half their shit in the divorce.

As he said in his interview on noted journalist Marc Maron’s show What The Fuck, he’s “fearless” right now. And for that, everyone else needs to be fearful of what’s coming next.

As Maron commented after the interview:

But to really be in the presence of somebody who is the president and has been for eight years … and to feel the incredible charisma and ease at which this guy handles himself. … I was a bit of a nervous wreck and he immediately put me at ease. I don’t know how, I’m not easy to put at ease. I’m a nutbag.

Indeed. Obama puts leftwing nutbags at ease. So what does that say for everyone else.

UPDATE: If this doesn’t make you jump out of the pew and dance at your dead pastor’s funeral, I do not know what will. Loretta Lynch Mob and Obama showed up to the AME church with a government check for $29,000,000.00 dollars to give to the surviving family members of the shooting out of what apparently is a government run “victim compensation fund”.

They looked at their skin color and determined it to be close enough to their’s so – $29 Milly. Boom. Now get out that vote.

How much did the Ft. Hood families get? Benghazi family survivors? Their kids? Families of soldiers killed in Obama’s wars? Veterans still languishing in the VA Hospitals?

No word yet on how much of that slush fund for his race-based, ideologically based constituency will go to the people murdered or violently raped by the illegal aliens he’s secretly shuttling around all over the country and refusing to deport.

These people are subhuman filth operating this vote buying drive with taxpayer money.

Looking up the rules for this VOCA program, it is clear that Obama and his DOJ are ignoring all legal requirements for disbursement of any funds for his race-preferred recipients. Anti-American Express – don’t leave home without it.

I’ve worked with these ARRA grants from the so-called shovel-ready jobs act before and they take months and some times years to go through.

Services under this grant program are defined as those efforts that (1) respond to the emotional
and physical needs of crime victims; (2) assist primary and secondary victims of crime to
stabilize their lives after a victimization; (3) assist victims to understand and participate in the
criminal justice system; and (4) provide victims of crime with a measure of safety and security
such as boarding-up broken windows and replacing and repairing locks.

Umm, yea. I guess you can board up some windows on your new mansion and replace the locks on your new Lamborghini Aventadors with $3.2MM dollars per family for doing nothing but being related to somebody who got shot in a local crime story.

A veteran dies on a waiting list at a government run hospital for two years and a family member of a shooting victim gets Preezy DownLow showing up at his eulogy with a check for $3.2MM per family less than 10 days after it happens because his skin tone his right.

Just disgusting, disgusting people we are dealing with here. Who else has ever received this victim grant money and in what amount? This is special treatment on its face. That’s not victim compensation – it’s reparations.

President of Nothing: The Miseducation of Mitt Romney

No links here. Just commentary.

So Mitt Romney, the leftwing media’s preferred spokesperson for ineffective Republican candidates for higher office, sat down with Chuckles Todd this morning and the question inevitably rose about who he supports for 2016.

As has been the case in the past, it’s always the names he omits that is the giveaway. Naturally, he supports Rubio, Bush, and Walker (establishment types to form) but then threw in John Kasich. Really? Because Kasich is such an economic powerhouse governor that the interstates are burning up with people moving to Cuyahoga county? Don’t assign to Kasich what can be attributed to Lebron James t-shirt sales.

Kasich has embarrassed Rick Perry and Texas in job creation – am I hearing you correctly, Mitt? Perry got the endorsement of Marcus Luttrell and Chris Kyle’s wife at his launch while Kasich, Graham, and Pataki are better suited for a launch on The Ellen Show.

The GOP establishment is immune from learning and doomed to failure. If you take away Reagan, the GOP has not had a definitive “win” since Nixon. I say this because the GOP establishment hated Ronald Reagan. Sure, they endorsed him after he cut a VP deal with George HW Bush and exalt his mantle but not his vision. He had to take on leftwing Bush Sr. to keep him from being fragged – but that was against the will of the party apparatus. Bush hated Reagan.

Bush Jr. would not have won if Nader had not run. And he wouldn’t have won re-election if John Kerry was not such a traitorous space cadet with Mr. Burns money. Take these couple of turns of fate away and it would have been a 40 year drought.

So no Cruz, no Perry, no Rand Paul, or anyone to the right of Chris Christie. I’ve been a vocal Cruz supporter for almost two years but the Perry endorsements are going to get him a second look.

To wit, if Ronald Reagan were running today then Mitt Romney would still prefer Kasich over him and he would not even garner a mention.

Don’t give these people any money. More than half the country has no option at the ballot box.

The Republican Party has figured out that it still pays pretty good to come in 2nd in a two-man race and they are fine with spitting in the faces of conservative/libertarian voters, losing, and being Democrat Lite.

Needing Nancy Pelosi to save us from fast track authority for Obama is a sign of how desperate things have become.

The NC Gay A

I know there’s a lot of other pressing shit going on but since the NCAA is only concerned with guys pressing their dicks into other people’s shit being able to eat a wedding cake I thought I’d tool around on this topic.

To wit, Indiana Governor Mike Pence’s recent signing of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act that ostensibly allows private business owners to not be forced to violate their faith in the wake of the federal government and their minions in the courts enthusiastically sodomizing businesses into closure for not celebrating the homosexual agenda.

Enter stage left. NCAA President Mark Emmert immediately threatens to take his balls and go to Fire Island or wherever:

The NCAA, which is holding the Final Four men’s basketball tournament in Indianapolis next week, also expressed concerns. NCAA President Mark Emmert said the Indianapolis-based group would examine “how it might affect future events as well as our workforce.”

By all means, please reevaluate where the NCAA’s modern day slavery will play or be based out of in the future. A man who governs a same-sex sports league that demands billions of dollars in television revenue and alumni donations and only provides a half-assed education, if that, to so many student athletes is concerned that his employees aren’t treated fairly at some hypothetical bakery. He sells shirts with unpaid players’ numbers on them, demands that they take a four year vow of poverty, and they don’t get paid a dime. They sustain physical injuries that they carry for the rest of their lives and he could not give a damn.

But this, this is just a Golden Gate Bridge too far. The NCAA may not be able to blackmail the State of Indiana into accepting the recent unholy union of the Gaystapo and the federal government in their celebratory mazel tov as they stomp their matching jackboots on the throats of the Little Sisters of the Poor, Notre Dame, Hobby Lobby, etc. but there are a number of things that are in their control.

For example, how committed are the league’s players to taking it to the hole? I mean I know the NCAA screws their players over regularly but they could easily demand that their players sign a statement affirming their commitment to gay rights before being allowed to play.

A number of them appear to have tattoos of religions that do not condone homosexuality. Those should be removed as they are quite microaggressive.

March 31st is International Transgender Day of Visibility. Perhaps the men’s teams and the women’s teams can switch uniforms for that day to underscore the NCAA’s commitment to denying both science and Nature. The fact that they haven’t done this yet offends me.

Given that NCAA games can be located in every state of the union, some of which are bound to adopt similar laws to Indiana’s, this is a declaration of war that could start a competing league. Why should a state like Indiana have to continue to provide logistical support to this non-profit association? Does the NCAA build gymnasiums and football stadiums or do the taxpayers of the states that support these laws?

This isn’t a codification of state sponsored discrimination. It is a natural reaction to a federal government that is forcing private citizens to take part in ceremonies against their religious beliefs or be shut down and it is without end. If the federal government can force you to violate your religious beliefs, they can compel you to do anything.

Personally, I don’t think any of these issues are cut and dry. How is this different than a “No shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign? A bar that says they reserve the right to refuse service to any customer?

Ideally, if someone does not want my business – say a restaurateur who puts a “no guns in my restaurant” sign to discourage concealed carriers – then I just don’t frequent that business. I can’t demand that the federal government sue him into providing private catering services to my NRA function at the gun range. The right to bear arms is a civil rights issue after all. This man, let’s call him Randy Rayburn, does not even have a religious exemption on this issue. His property rights should not supersede my civil rights.

But people can’t just be left alone. The Soup Nazis must be brought before Nuremburg. To proactively protect those who may want to buy a cake from someone who doesn’t want to bake them a cake and who base the decision to buy a cake solely on who doesn’t want to make it for them so they can sue them.

We must be supremely intolerant of the intolerant in the name of tolerance.

Never Before Have So Few Demanded That So Many Give Up So Much For So Little

The John F’In Kerry Non-existent Legacy Tour / Unannounced Presidential Campaign continues to scale heights previously reserved for the underbelly of a snake:

“My heroes are people who dared to take on great challenges without knowing for certain what the outcome would be,” Kerry said in an address to the Atlantic Council on Thursday.

“Lincoln took risks, Gandhi took risks, Churchill took risks, Dr. King took risks, Mandela took risks, but that doesn’t mean that every risk-taker is a role model.”

Calling climate change “one of the biggest threats facing our planet today,” Kerry said it must be addressed head on, just like terrorism, extremism and nuclear proliferation.

“Gambling with the future of Earth itself when we know full well what the outcome would be is beyond reckless. It is just plain immoral,” he said. “And it is a risk that no one should take. We need to face reality. There is no planet B.”

As he flies to and fro in jet powered luxury. To Geneva. To the owner’s box at a New England Patriot’s football game. To his mansion. To his tax evading yacht.

When someone who has no God (other than himself and his wife’s money) and no morality claims that something is “immoral” then it’s time to clutch your wallet and load the gun to protect yourself since whatever pet issue it is that is the pretext for exerting power and control over your life has no top end in terms of what they are willing to take from you to Save The World. The only world at that!

What good are those shillings in your bank account? What good is “property” if there’s no world!?!? There’s no Planet B!

ISIS, al Qaeda, Iran, Russia, and China are not existential threats. They are very real threats. Threats that can be accounted for. A real enemy can be contained, neutralized, thwarted, or defeated.

But Global Warming, or as it is currently called “Climate Change” is an existential threat. It may exist. It may not. Man may contribute to it. Man may not. And John Kerry, and the Leftists who seek to redistribute the world’s wealth and imagine themselves as the Gandhis, Lincolns, and Jesus Christs on a personal Crusade to save us from ourselves are as much of a threat as ISIS and al Qaeda ever were. Every day they seek to do as much damage to the economy as flying jets into the World Trade Center in pursuit of an existential solution that may or may not stop Planet A from warming one degree a hundred years from now.

Unfortunately, their jet is called Air Force One.

Parting Shot: Usually, it’s good form to allow other people to offer such comparisons of one’s self. But check out the big thumb’s on this guy.

Israel RIP: 1948 – 2015

The Hope and Change is weak with this one. An unfortunate turn of phrase from the candidate that Obama is using US taxpayer money on to overthrow Benjamin Netanyahu:

Chairman of the Labor-Hatnua list Yitzhak Herzog has once again refused to rule out joining a coalition led by Binyamin Netanyahu, instead insisting that he will be the one to form the next coalition government.

Herzog vowed that, if elected PM, in his first 100 days as prime minister he would focus on three issues in particular: solving the housing crisis, “renewing relations with the US and the (political) process with the Palestinians.”

“If need be, I will travel to Ramallah and present to the Palestinian Parliament a vision of hope,” he declared.

So, he won’t work with Netanyahu but will go surrender to whatever Hamas wants. There are no more “Palestinians”. There is only Hamas.

“I am the only one who can replace Netanyahu and therefore I am prepared to face him and discuss Israel’s burning issues.”

The only “burning issues” that Israel will be facing if Obama successfully overthrows the Israeli government is who is going to put out the nuclear fires in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem when Iran drops the bomb on them.

And if they vote for Herzog, they will have voted to destroy themselves after being unduly influenced by the Hamas in America – namely Ayatollah Obama and the Leftwing Jews who support their destruction. How could this even be a contest?

Some Yidiot goes around parroting Hope and Change after the destruction our country as suffered under that monosyllabic pablum and supposedly educated people fall for it.

From Partisans to Propagandists

Call it the Voxification of journalism. In the reverse evolution chart that begins with non-editorializing journalism and runs through to the knuckle dragging click-baiters at Gawker and Salon we find a new species; Mendax Maximus.

This newly discovered beast attracts readers in a similar fashion as its slightly more evolved cousins. With the exception that its premises don’t even have to be true. It attracts a readership that isn’t concerned with putting out good ideas or even calling out the opposition’s bad ones. It plays to the lowest common denominator, the destruction of the opponent by any means possible – deception included.

Exhibit A: Scott Walker Wants Colleges to Stop Reporting Sexual Assaults

Under Walker’s budget, universities would no longer have to report the number of sexual assaults that take place on a campus to the Department of Justice. Under Walker’s plan, university employees who witness a sexual assault would no longer have to report it.

There are no policy recommendations in Walker’s budget how or what would replace these reporting mechanisms. The Governor simply instructs that they should be deleted.

(No link for Jezebel)

Only one problem – it didn’t happen.

U. of Wisconsin asks Walker to remove redundant sexual assault report requirement

Also note that this breed also seems to have only vestigial traits of shame or integrity.

Thank God Almighty We Have A Patriotic Christian Running This Country

Did you ever think you’d see the day that the atheistic Communists who constitute the majority of the Democrat Party would demand that you recognize the inherent decency of having a patriotic Christian President?

It’s only because he’s not one but still – telling.

Perhaps a meeting on “violent extremists” where only Moslems are invited to be stroked and fed dates by the Mooch in her finest shower curtains will rebut the dog whistles you hear when Christians are beheaded en masse and/or insufficiently Islamic Muslims are burnt alive for daring to defend themselves against Those That Shall Not Be Named.

Political correctness demands that we not just tolerate but embrace every cross-dressing, grievance mongering, nutbar idea that comes down the pike. Except for the truth. If that ever got it then it might derail the whole thing. And that’s what has made this weekend so peculiar. This new Evangelical McCarthyism of the Left. Have you now, or have you ever questioned that Barack Hussein Obama might not be more Christian than Christ crucified?

Sure he was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia, blames Christians for the Crusades, hasn’t gone to church in seven years and when he did before it was to the service of a racist bigot who hates this country in order to get votes in Chicago- but to say that he’s not a Christian? It’s so far beyond the pale.

I say judge a man by his actions. How much does he give to charity? Tut-tut – your tax dollars to special interests don’t count. Does he bear false witness about his enemies? Is it possible for him to love his neighbor as much as he loves himself? Is he a man of peace or a divisive bigot who lives to sow animosity between those neighbors and a coveting of their belongings? Whicn 10 Commandment has Obama not broken?

Is he standing between the torches and pitchforks or is he the guy who organized the mob and threw gas on the fires? It’s pretty clear which camp Ayatollah Obama – Arbiter or What Is and What Ain’t officially Islam is.

Before one more goddamn question get’s asked of Scott Walker about Obama’s Christian faith, I want just a couple of questions asked of Obama:

Is Jesus Christ your one and only Lord and Saviour? That all others are false and that there is no way to heaven except through him? That he died and was resurrected from the dead?

If you can’t answer those questions then you are not a Christian. And Obama cannot answer those questions in the affirmative because he is not one.

Required Reading: Kevin Williamson’s piece at NRO and, of course, Mark Steyn’s take on what Obama is doing to the Middle East on purpose.

Ace even has a good post up about the manufactured outrage of the Jonathan Chaits of the world and their phony appeals to a leftwing patriotism that doesn’t, didn’t, and never will exist.

All these people calling shit like it is. I’m kind of glad I got up this morning.

Jester, Jester Truth Molester

The NY Post has an outstanding piece by Kyle Smith pissing on the media parade for Jon Stewart’s not-a-moment-too-soon exit from the Daily Show:

Stewart is a journalist: an irresponsible and unprofessional one.

He is especially beloved by others in the journo game. (For every 100 viewers, he generated about 10 fawning profiles in the slicks, all of them saying the same thing: The jester tells the truth!).

Any standard liberal publication was as likely to contain an unflattering thought about Stewart as L’Osservatore Romano is to run a hit piece on the pope.

The hacks have a special love for Stewart because he’s their id. They don’t just think he’s funny, they thrill to his every sarcastic quip. They wish they could get away with being so one-sided, snarky and dismissive.

And that couldn’t be more true. Though, in fairness, CNN and MSNBC have ritually hoisted the pole and populate the three ring Old Media circus with lesser bozos like Don Lemon, Ashleigh Banfield, Piers Morgan, Ronan Farrow to unintended comedic effect.

Back to Stewart, there is no greater dissembling of his clown shoes and red rubber nose than this Bill Whittle take down of his assertion that the atom bomb did not need to be dropped on Japan to end World War II. If you watch anything today let it be that. Whittle should have done the humanitarian thing and dropped leaflets over Comedy Central before laying waste to Stewart’s sanctimonious misinformation in an attempt to cast a U.S. victory in WWII as being based on a war crime. It should be mandatory viewing in any journalism class, US history class, and tattooed on Stewart’s tombstone when he chokes to death on his lack of success in a post-Daily Show world.

Brian Williams has become a joke for telling lies, but Jon Stewart is a liar for the way he told jokes.

The ATF is going to have to investigate Kyle Smith for dropping all that Kaboom without a federal license.

Smartest guys in journalism

Online Progressive hyper-smart think tank, takes issue with premise that hard work is actually more important than being smart.

Please bear in mind that their gaffe prone, though smart, journalism is pretty poor quality. This might be possibly due to skimping on the hard work of fact checking.

Never heard of Good for you. You’re richer for it. Still curious? Check this out.

#GrandmothersKnowBest Investor Edition

First, son-to-a-Nigerian prince, Marc Mezvinsky married Chelsea Clinton. *St-rike!*
Then, he gets her pregn’int. *St-rike Two!*

Now this? *You’re out!*

The hedge fund co-founded by Bill and Hillary Clinton’s son-in-law suffered losses tied to an ill-timed bet on Greece’s economic recovery, according to documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal.

Say what you will, he can spot a dog. But maybe #GrandmothersKnowBest when it comes to making risky investments pay off.

However, when it comes to getting vaccinated for communicable diseases, I’d trust that #GrandpaKnowsBest in this case.

Kick Down All The Fences

If this is not enough to make your blood boil. A while back, WWII veterans who are part of Honor Flight, requested permission to visit the Washington memorial in their honor. They were summarily rejected by the White House themselves.

In a moment of civil disobedience that eclipses the Occupy Wall Street goons, these veterans kicked down the hastily erected barricades that Barack Hussein Obama’s self-directed goons put in their way less than several hours after the start of the government shutdown.

After all, how can an open air memorial not operate without park rangers making sure that veterans aren’t shitting all over their own memorial?

The White House and the Department of the Interior rejected a request from Rep. Steven Palazzo’s office to have World War II veterans visit the World War II memorial in Washington, the Mississippi Congressman told The Daily Caller Tuesday.

Palazzo helped the veterans commit an act of civil disobedience against the Park Service Tuesday, when the heroes stormed through barricades around the closed memorial.

The veterans were visiting the memorial as part of Honor Flight, a non-profit that provides veterans free transport to the nation’s capital to visit the memorials to the wars they fought in.

This is not merely petty. It is a vindictive and spiteful premeditated attack on veterans. Had this been the Gay and Transgendered Protesters of Foreign Wars Memorial, Obama would have ordered a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient to stand guard over it in drag.

We got the heads up that they will be barricaded and specifically asked for an exception for these heroes, Palazzo told TheDC. We were denied and told, ˜It’s a shutdown, what do you expect?” when we contacted the liaison for the White House.

This event and ones that are most certainly in the pipeline by him and his anti-American minions are going facilitate a Concord moment if it continues which is almost guaranteed. A revolution against this premeditated assault and unwarranted disrespect for the people who Obama sees as the enemy. This alien President gets his rocks off sticking his boney, fucking middle finger in the faces of the people who made this country great.

Who orders barricades put around war memorials mere hours after a continuing resolution isn’t passed? Who? I’ll tell you who. The same motherfucker who shut off White House visits for school kids – that’s who.

One day, possibly even soon, someone is going to show him the error of his ways. They can start by sending one of his goons to the hospital. Better yet, start sending loyal members of his stenography pool to the hospital. In the spirit of “think globally, act locally”, just find one of his supporters with a bumper sticker on their car and send them to the hospital. Would you tolerate someone driving around with a Nazi symbol on their car? They didn’t care for our WWII veterans that much either.

Pearl Harbor By Design

I am not a military strategist but, if you will indulge me, how wise is it to compact so many naval assets into such  a tight, hostile area to our interests on all sides?

The U.S. Navy doubled its presence in the eastern Mediterranean over the past week, effectively adding two destroyers to the three that generally patrol the region. The five destroyers are carrying a combined load of about 200 Tomahawk missiles, officials say.

Shouldn’t you, oh I don’t know, be sure that you are going to get authorization before putting all of your eggs in this basket?  To begin, you’re telegraphing your every move which may be the point if you are a little bird who wants to puff up your little bird chest.  However, if the vote comes down on “no” and you attack anyway then you are creating a Constitutional crisis by choice.  If the vote comes down on “no” and you leave the area then you hand Syria a major victory over the paper tiger that is the U.S. under Barack Obama with all those destroyers making a u-turn and sailing off into the sunset of the Post-American world.

And to what end?

Mr Obama said any strike would be to “send a shot across the bow” and give a “pretty strong signal that [Syria] better not do it again”.

None of this makes any sense. “Send a pretty strong signal”???  Who writes this shit?  A leather belt sends a strong message.  Tomahawks send death from above.

You want Assad gone but you’re not going to remove him.  You want to spank him on the ass with Tomahawk missiles and then turn around and leave anyway?  He’s not a dog who pissed the rug “and you better not do it again”.  Our military is not called upon for “norm enforcement” and to be global disciplinarians.  They are trained to kill and if needed to try and keep the peace afterwards.

Hang the albatross of Syria around Russia’s neck.  They are the ones providing them with all of the logistical support and weapons they need to attack us and put down their bloody rebellion.  They are the enemy.  The operative phrase is “selling Assad weapons to attack us”.  Putin has declared war on us by his Syrian proxy through these actions.

Not in the eyes of Barack Obama though.  Syria is a mess to try and pin on Republicans somehow.  You know.  The real enemy in all of this.

If you are Russia or China, the time to attack us is now.  They could wipe out our naval might in a day and we’d be playing catch-up for years.  That might be the point of Obama’s consolidation of our naval fish in the Mediterranean barrel.  If he was fine with getting Seal Team 6 killed as tribute to his Taliban “peace partners” and letting Benghazi burn so the Brotherhood could get the weapons Congress wouldn’t send to them then setting our destroyers out to be attacked sounds like it is right up his alley.

If he would invite a Muslim cleric to damn Seal Team 6 to hell at their own funeral, there is absolutely nothing beneath this traitor.

The Great Divider Demands Your Assent (Even Though He Doesn’t Need It Anyway, So Nyah)

David Gregory appeared in full Indian headdress with his war paint on this morning to cast aside the peace pipe with a bloodthirsty, lazy-eyed John F’in Kerry over a little known continent known as Syria.  How different is today’s Meet the Press from the one the late, great Tim Russert used to host?  For one, there were no video clips from 2007 where John Kerry, in an effort to stick a finger in George W. Bush’s eye, laid down in bed with Assad in a matter traditionally frowned upon in the Bible.

In 2007, Nancy Pelosi, over strong objections from the State Department, visited Syria, and said, “The road to Damascus is a road to peace.” Senator John Kerry predicted that “Syria will change as it embraces a legitimate relationship with the United States.”


A WikiLeaks document revealed that Kerry told the emir of Qatar in November 2010 that Assad is a man who “wants to change” and that Israel should cede the Golan Heights to the Syrians “at some point.”

When is someone going to call this traitor on his bullshit?  I guess that’s left to me.  He was wrong then and he’s wrong now.  I know we’ve always been at war with Oceania but my memory is not so short that I don’t remember The Logan Act defying Kerry draped all over Assad like one of his shiny suits calling him “a reformer” and demanding that we re-open our embassy because Unilateral Cowboy McBushitler or something.  Not that the embassy closing had anything to do with Assad’s regime ordering the assassination of  Lebanese Prime Minister Rafic Hariri in 2005 that facilitated their Cedar Revolution or Assad using Lebanon as a launching pad for attacks on Israel.

I still remember Hijab Nancy.  The Whore of  San Fransicko offering Damascus her ancient holes in exchange for a photo op to show the folks back home how Bush was isolating good, decent men like Bashar with his chimpy, simpleminded ways.   She calls for war now as well with no so-called journalists drilling her like a Gulf Coast jackup rig for her past love affair with the terrorist state of Damascus.

Where are our brave, young liberals filling in the role of much needed cannon fodder at our nation’s recruiting stations?  Who will be the first to die for Obama’s mistake of painting himself into the corner and rushing to war over something as petty as his monument-sized opinion of himself?  I can think of several dozen off the top of my head – and that’s just locally.  :)

I mean – don’t get me wrong.  It’s not like I’ve never seen a hypocrite before.  Just not so many in the same place at once.

Exit Note:  Back to Meet The Press.  I loved the pictures of gassed children on my television this morning.  Class act that.  Did Assad do it?  Did al Qaeda in Syria in an attempt to goad us into action?  Who cares because emotional manipulation!  Those pictures were intentionally left out in the build up to Iraq and more kids are killed on a weekly basis in America’s many abortion clinics and those pics never see the light of day.  If we’re really concerned about kids being killed in an inhumane fashion, we need surgical aistrikes on every Planned Parenthood office by tomorrow morning.

Bonus Bootlick / Turd Polishing / Peter Puffer Award:  F. Chuck Todd’s “The Week That Was” segment focusing on Dear Leader’s courageous about face from War Any Minute to War One of These Days – Maybe Not Now But Soon!  One day we’re gonna smack down some brown people  and we’re all gung ho followed by pics of dead kids, chemical warfare and six destroyers already on the scene in the Mediterranean Sea.  The next day it’s hurry up and wait.   But then, a miracle!  Obama changed his mind and sought Congress to share the blame after he couldn’t get one ally to sign on to his Chickenhawk misadventure because Smart Diplomacy.  As Todd said of John Kerry’s eloquence to describe the Syrian situation – his “strong, passionate…Churchillian” orations successfully won everybody over to doing the opposite of his demands.  What a week and we were all there to see history in the unmaking.  ;P

The Racial Potty Training Of A President

The only thing more offensive than Obama’s antagonistic and bigoted soliloquy following the Zimmerman acquittal has been the simultaneously condescending and exultant exhortations of his admirers.

We are somehow supposed to be amazed that a Chicago machine pol who has profited from pimping his race his entire life can give a speech that makes white liberals feel comfortable in their prejudices and their continued inability to overcome them.  So comfortable, in fact, that they follow the speech with praise more suited to a little boy who has learned to use the bathroom all by himself.  In public no less!

Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Republican who lost the 2008 presidential race to Obama, called the president’s remarks “very impressive,” and said they should help all Americans think about how to improve race relations in the wake of Trayvon Martin’s death.

“I think we continue to make progress,” McCain told CNN’s State of the Union, but recent events show “we still have a long way to go.”

McCain also said he wouldn’t “second guess” the Florida jury’s decision this month to acquit George Zimmerman for the death of the 17-year-old Trayvon.

What an impressive turd of a speech you have laid on the front lawn of every American!  All by yourself!

But “second guessing” the Florida jury’s decision is precisely what Obama said.  I respect their decision but I don’t agree with it and I’m going to have my Attorney General continue to harass Zimmerman for alleged civil rights violations until he’s either shot by a Trayvon Martin supporter or commits suicide.

This is McCain’s idea of “impressive” for President 12%.  If Obama is only going to represent 12% of the population then that’s what he needs to be called and he doesn’t represent them all that well to begin.

Not one to be outdone, David Brooks had a keen eye for slacks creases on the Meet The Press this morning:

On Sunday’s broadcast of “Meet the Press” on NBC, New York Times columnist David Brooks gushed over President Barack Obama’s speech on race in the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict a week earlier.

“It seemed superficially unimportant, but it’s important to remember race is his first subject, as it would be if you had a black father and a white mother,” Brooks said. “And all the mental habits, he breached all the other issues, grow out of the way he framed race and the way he started thinking about race — his tendency to do, ‘On the one hand, on the other,’ his desire to reconcile opposites, his ability to see different points of view. All the stuff we’ve come to see him apply to every other issue, it started with race.  And I thought this speech was one of the highlights of the presidency.”

“I thought it was a symphony of indignation, professionalism, executive responsibility, personal feeling,” Brooks said. “It had all these different things woven together, I thought beautifully.  But it’s important to remember, race is how he thinks.”

He said as he wiped off his chin and dusted his knee caps.

And what was his most memorable line for this “highlight of his presidency” to elicit such effusive praise?  The only line I’ve heard anyone quote is a play off his earlier comments that “He could have been Trayvon Martin 35 years ago”?

I wish.  If he’d assaulted someone like George Zimmerman 35 years ago it would have saved us several trillion dollars.

What Brooks is praising, Obama’s ability to keep himself in two worlds, is the problem.  You can’t pledge false allegiance to the rule of law while encouraging a mob action.  You can’t be both right and wrong.

In keeping with the commodal  theme of this post, you either shit or get off the pot.  You either urge calm, or you don’t.  You don’t say the law was right and then side with thousands of protesters laying seige to federal buildings all over the country laboring under the stubborn narrative that Travyon Martin was stalked or hunted by George Zimmerman and killed for being black on a Tuesday night by a Stand Your Ground defense using cracker.

That is not what happened and siding with people who have turned it into that is more than just unpresidential.  It’s a shitty thing to do.

And leaves others to clean up the mess he made.

You Were All Like, And Now You’re All Like

Probably the funniest thing you’ll read today unless you check in at I Own The World on the regular:

7 Things Democrats Would Have Freaked Out About If Bush Had Done Them

Obama’s national security policy has continued some of the most controversial moves of the Bush administration. Silence from much of the left.

It’s almost like they’re all liars teeming with fake, manufactured, holier-than-you outrage or something with an “ends justify the means” view of using power towards trashing the Constitution like they’re not going to be adversely impacted by it.

Come for the hair-pulling, teeth gnashing .gifs, stay for the duplicitous, pantshitting hypocrites in the comments thread.  Talk about stumbling upon the Holy Grail.  I think that guy just described Obama’s first term in office.