Does Spanx make straitjackets?
If not, I have an investment opportunity I’d like to discuss offline with interested entrepreneurs.
I know this is late in coming given the ongoing efforts to clean up the snail trail that Hillary holdouts slimed all over the country last weekend.
But can we say it? These were bitches that bought plane and bus tickets in advance of Hillary’s coronation and couldn’t get their deposits back.
One in particular stood tall above all the others. First among equals. A brave face that should be carved into the stony stretchmarks of Mount Thrushmore.
In honor of Ashley Judd’s meritorious service in illustrating what a complete bunch of whacked-out-of-their-gourds, loopy cunts her and her supporters were/are/forever will be…I present her with the coveted Red Vag of Courage. May it itch eternally in that big Back Alley Abortion Clinic in the sky:
“My name is Ashley Judd and I am a feminist. And I want to say hello to Independence Avenue in the back, all the way down to 17th Street, and I bring you words from Nina Donovan, a 19-year-old in Middle, Tennessee. She has given me the privilege of telling you what she has to say:
“I am a nasty woman. I’m as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheetos dust. A man whose words are a distract to America. Electoral college-sanctioned, hate-speech contaminating this national anthem. I’m not as nasty as Confederate flags being tattooed across my city. Maybe the South actually is going to rise again. Maybe for some it never really fell. Blacks are still in shackles and graves, just for being black. Slavery has been reinterpreted as the prison system in front of people who see melanin as animal skin. I am not as nasty as a swastika painted on a pride flag, and I didn’t know devils could be resurrected but I feel Hitler in these streets. A mustache traded for a toupee. Nazis renamed the Cabinet Electoral Conversion Therapy, the new gas chambers shaming the gay out of America, turning rainbows into suicide. I am not as nasty as racism, fraud, conflict of interest, homophobia, sexual assault, transphobia, white supremacy, misogyny, ignorance, white privilege … your daughter being your favorite sex symbol, like your wet dreams infused with your own genes. Yeah, I’m a nasty woman — a loud, vulgar, proud woman.
This is kind of funny because it sounds like the speech Anna Farris gave in The House Bunny when she was trying to sound smart on a date. Plus, Rainbow Suicide sounds like a cool band name.
I’ve never heard the phrase “animal skin” before to refer to those of an African-American tint but life may have been different down on the $6mm, 485 acre Franklin plantation she used to share with her ex-husband before he got sick of her walking around in period pants and raising hell about sales tax on Tampax.
“I am not nasty like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in my voting booths. I’m nasty like the battles my grandmothers fought to get me into that voting booth. I’m nasty like the fight for wage equality. Scarlett Johansson, why were the female actors paid less than half of what the male actors earned last year. See, even when we do go into higher paying jobs our wages are still cut with blades sharpened by testosterone. Why is the work of a black woman and a hispanic woman worth only 63 and 54 cents of a white man’s privileged daughter? This is not a feminist myth. This is inequality. So we are not here to be debunked. We are here to be respected. We are here to be nasty.
Well, that wasn’t so nasty…
“I am nasty like my bloodstains on my bed sheets. We don’t actually choose if and when to have our periods. Believe me if we could some of us would. We do not like throwing away our favorite pairs of underpants.
Oh, now you getting nasty.
Tell me, why are pads and tampons still taxed when Viagra and Rogaine are not? Is your erection really more than protecting the sacred messy part of my womanhood? Is the bloodstain on my jeans more embarrassing than the thinning of your hair?
Umm, no but you can’t generally can’t contract a communicable disease through thinning hair unless Loneliness is a disease.
“I know it is hard to look at your own entitlement and privilege. You may be afraid of the truth. I am unafraid to be honest. It may sound petty bringing up a few extra cents. It adds up to the pile of change I have yet to see in my country. I can’t see. My eyes are too busy praying to my feet hoping you don’t mistake eye contact for wanting physical contact. Half my life I have been zipping up my smile hoping you don’t think I want to unzip your jeans. I am unafraid to be nasty because I am nasty like Susan, Elizabeth, Eleanor, Amelia, Rosa, Gloria, Condoleezza, Sonia, Malala, Michelle, Hillary!
“And our pussies ain’t for grabbing. They’re for reminding you that our walls are stronger than America’s ever will be.
Thank you for that visual and I’ll alert the Grand Canyon of a situation. But who is going to paint those pussy walls if not some outside contractor of the dick swinging persuasion?
My seed can’t be contained in a vial. It’s stronger than Fort Knox. Unzip your smile and receive a Nasty Man’s wall plaster.
Our pussies are for our pleasure. They are for birthing new generations of filthy, vulgar, nasty, proud, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Sikh, you name it, for new generations of nasty women. So if you a nasty woman, or you love one who is, let me hear you say, hell yeah.
Oh, baby. You is linguaing my franca. And if there’s one thing a nasty woman needs, it be a nasty man.
This is what a schizophrenic talks like. She was about two girls and a couplet away from taking a dump in her hand and rubbing it all over her face.
In smother words, thoroughly entertaining to me watching this Poon Parade stomping their boots in this randy gutter. And me a safe remove, without my biohazard tuxedo for all the tampon flinging, pussy hat wearing, and menstrual oversharing.
It’s like svelte, tobacco baroness Vagina Slimes once spat, “You come a long way, bitch.”
Trump should have tweeted to Naomi Judd, “Mama, she’s crazy. Crazy over me.”
And dropped the mic. Which is also phallic in nature.
Happy New Years to everyone.
For anyone not nauseous from too many tequila shots already, CNN decided to push any other queasy stomachs over the edge with an elderly Sharon Stone drunk in a bubble bath. At her age, it may have been a sitz bath.
Twenty years ago, this might be hot. But tonight? Eh.
Having the 58 year old Stone calling out for Anderson Cooper only to spread her legs in said bubble bath to pretend that Kathy Griffin was going down on her underwater seems…oh, I dunno…forced.
Desperate? Borderline violating affirmative consent / elder abuse if under the influence of a controlled substance?
Regardless of how low the tide may be at the pier, it’s still apparently higher than the standards at CNN these days.
Some things you can’t unsee. This was one of those. Larry King must be rolling over in his grave.
Serial race huckster Tenisha Coates finally published his rearview hagiography of Obama that was mostly written before he took office.
All across Liberal America, the pinot is breathing in rapt anticipation of a long bubble bath of white guilt. The latter day Bernsteins and Premingers mau-mauing the flak catchers.
I’ll save you the disingenous, 10,000 word treatise:
Brevity may be the soul of wit but not the soulbrother.
In many ways, Coates is the Obama of the opinion commentariat in that he’s a hack getting by very well on his skin color and that you’re not allowed to criticize him.
Now, that I encapsulated Coates’ reflections so succinctly, won’t someone underwrite my $2MM New York brownstone?
Less the $400k black privilege fee Coates added after living there for one month when he suddenly realized White Amerikkka won’t let a black man have nuffin nice.
Romney for State? Nikki Haley for the UN? Harold Fucking Ford Jr. as Transportation Secretary???
Harold Ford. Really? The fucking Ford Crime Family elevated to their highest national position. The Clinton’s idea of who the next Obama was going to be before he lost to milquetoast Bob Corker whose name, inexplicably, keeps getting mentioned as well.
One of MSNBC’s most loyal Clintonistas who, after losing his Senate bid to Corker, flipped Tennessee off, called everybody racists and bigots for not voting for him, and absconded to Merrill Lynch and Morgan Stanley in New York with his snowflake bride. Never seen since.
But he eats lunch with Jared Kushner so fuck the rest of it right? The only Transportation Harold Ford understands is calling his limo driver.
What in the shit is going on here.
Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
Ted Cruz was allegedly beholden to Goldman Sachs because of his wife but Steve Bannon isn’t? His picks for Treasury Secretary who worked there aren’t?
What does Ben Carson know about Housing and Urban Development?
Give me a fucking break.
You take away the Mattis and Sessions picks and everything else is a clusterfuck of Democrats and Liberal Republicans.
I know some people are still rolling around in the wet spot of an electoral college win – feels good doesn’t it – but anyone with even an inkling of credibility left should be questioning these moves.
Just kidding. It’s just Trump playing 3-D chess or something. Friends close, enemies closer, blah, blah, blah.
You want a loyal Clintonist over your $1,000,000,000,000.00 infrastructure initiative?
Sycophancy is in this year though. Trump said what he needed to in order to squeak out a win and he’s fucking conservatives over before Thanksgiving.
Hillary’s been through enough, dontchaknow? That wall’s going from 50 feet high and concrete to 5 feet tall and made up of mauve cubicle partitions pretty damn quick.
If Lispy Graham can keep his assless chaps from jingling, it’s only matter of time before Trump nominates him to Secretary of the Navy.
Noted plagiarist and possible Ferengi interloper Fareed Zakaria feints to “reflection” in his little watched CNN show this Sunday morning.
The Hate America Leftist attempts to elite-splain how he could have been so wrong about the election results. His preconceived notions are predictably as patronizing as they are elitist:
But first here’s my check for those of us who oppose Donald Trump the response Tuesday’s vote could be anger or honest reflection.
Spoiler alert: That’s the feint.
And I am not by Nature an angry person so I’ll try the latter. Donald Trump remade the political map with a huge surge of support from working class whites particularly in rural communities. Let me be honest.
This is a world that I don’t know and many people probably don’t know very well and that’s part of the problem.
That would be “many people” with the minor exception of the people who won the election last week. Simultaneously he runs a scroll at the bottom that says Fareed’s Take: instead of anger over Trump Victory I will try reflection.
We have all managed to ignore Rural America and the pain of economic hardship and social dislocation it has faced over the last few decades.
Of course when Fareed says “we”, he means our betters. The Coastal elitists, such as himself, who thanks to their Advanced intellect have risen to cities like New York and Los Angeles in a meritocracy and that anyone who does not live in those cities is an inbred, uneducated hillbilly who we should not mock but rather explain to them how the world works through a sophisticated system of grunts and groans and possibly coloring books.
The big divide in America today is urban vs rural. There is an essay on the satirical website Cracked.com by David Wong who grew up in a small town in Illinois and it gives voice to the rage of rural Americans (titled “How Half of America lost its Fucking Mind“.
The whole goddamned world revolves around America’s cities.
Most new movies, songs, games are about NY, LA, or Chicago or some fantasy version of them. All the hot, new indistries are in hip cities.
If you live in rural America, that fucking sucks.
To those who ignored suffering people (flashes image on screen of homes destroyed by hurricane or tornado), Donald Trump is a brick chucked through the window of the elites.
Are you assholes listening now?
To which Zakaria hilariously responds, “We are”. This was the closest Zakaria came to introspection in his little soliloquy.
Now comes the condescending, patronizing rationale where, “let’s not judge” but rather elitist-splain how we got to this point.
Over the last three or four decades, America has sorted itself into a highly effecient meritocracy.
What lurks behind his dead, black eyes is unadulterated evil and he would easily support someone else to ethnically cleanse you if he could.
Where people from all walks of life can move up the ladder of achievement and income – usually ending up in cities.
It’s a better way than using race or gender or bloodlines as a path to wealth and power but it does create it’s own problems.
Such as smelling your own farts, hypnotizing navels of unfathomable depths, and Costs of Living that make what you could live on like a King in rural America will only rent you an 800 square foot crackerbox in some shit ass borough on top of several million other of your highy enlightened fellow meritocrats.
*CNN scroll: We’re listening now, Rural America!*
You say you’re listening but I have my suspicions that you’re still not.
As with any system, there will be people who don’t ascend to the top.
And because it’s a meritocracy, it’s easy to believe this is justified.
That they deserve it.
A meritocracy can be blind to the fact that some people don’t make it because they were unlucky or up against tough odds.
So, you see, because we’re better than you (/Because Merit) I hope you understand why we feel this smug sense of superiority over you. Somewhat coincidentally, the word “meritocracy” was thrown around a lot by David Brooks on Meet the Depressed this morning as well.
From the streetsweeper, to the plumber, to some office drone, the cabbie, or the guy who cooks food on the street. Better than you cousin fucking rubes in every way.
Because Ascendancy of Merit!
More profoundly, it can be morally blind.
Even those who score poorly on tests, or have bad work habits are human beings.
Unpack that one for a second. Assuming you scored high enough on a test to read and aren’t so lazy that you’d bother.
People in rural America just don’t work as hard as that straphanger riding a filthy, crime ridden subway to their cubicle.
You’re a human being too! Thanks for the reminder. And you’re welcome.
Deserving of attention and respect.
Same as any institutionalized mental invalid I suppose.
The Republicans great success in Rural communities has been that even though they often advocate economic policies that would not help these people, indeed, policies that often hurt them, they demonstrate respect by identifying with them culturally, religiously, emotionally.
Fools! They are just using you. As opposed to Democrats who revel in optimistic statistics that your kind will become a minority and die off soon. So you bitterly cling and they don’t need your vote.
So, the Great Sin of the Modern Left is elitism.
There is also another sin that was also highlighted this election: Racism.
I know this makes many uncomfortable but hear me out.
As if you haven’t heard the Modern Left’s talking points before.
Noncollege grad whites voted Trump. We’re smarter than you bigots
What percent of noncollege grad blacks or immigrants for third world socialist shitholes vote Democrat? Not worth mentioning.
CNN Scroll: How the election shined a light on American racism.
He wraps it all up with a tire necklace of bigotry around the necks of anyone who didn’t support the raw corruption of the Clinton Crime Family.
Frankly, I’m surprised if Zakaria can even see his reflection in a mirror.
This entire segment was utterly without merit save an interview with James Woolsey where he spanked Zakaria’s ass blood red over his views on the Iran deal.
JournOList 2.0 continues unabated.
After a stunning defeat on Tuesday, the partisan Unimedia all decided this morning that 100,000 people forced to sign up during the open enrollment period for Obamacare, under threat of fine or
imprisonment seizure of a nonexistent tax refund, is what a stunning success looks like.
To counter this propaganda, I ask that everyone who wants to repeal this law to drive with their headlights on tonight.
Gina McCarthy, Head Angry Lesbian at the EPA, plans on ramming a few billion more dollars in illegally instituted regulations before January.
I think it’s time for this Tyrant’s Apprentice to hear those magic words – You’re Fired:
“As I’ve mentioned to you before, we’re running — not walking — through the finish line of President Obama’s presidency,” EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy said in a staff memo obtained by the Washington Examiner after Trump was declared the winner of Tuesday’s election.
It’s kind of like watching the end of Killing Zoe where the gang successfully takes over the bank but has no plan to get away with the crime.
Perhaps teargassing the entire agency will raise awareness of the climate change that’s about to send each of them to the back of an unemployment line.
The Clean Power Plan itself is currently under court review after being temporarily stayed by the Supreme Court on Feb. 9 until all judicial review has concluded. Over half the nation is opposing the climate rules along with major industry groups and the coal industry. Trump has made repealing the EPA climate plan a key part of his first 100 days in office.
Before Obama took office, he demanded thst Congress pass and that Bush sign the original stimulus plan.
I see no reason why Trump can’t say “Nice doggie” to these rabid bitches and reference the existing court stay with the threat of beating their brains out with the biggest stick he can find.
Try to write one more regulation and you will be fired imediately on January 20th.
That seems fair. And then fire them anyway. They have unemployed millions on purpose and are void of human decency. Lois Lerners with green thumbs.
Better yet. Request a meeting with McCarthy and threaten to abolish it altogether for what she’s done.
You think you’re pulling a fast one on me? You are about to be the end of the agency you love.
Better still, show up unannounced at the agency and introduce yourself.
I just wanted to drop off some replacement pictures for the walls.
Sometimes the situation warrants a personal touch. Threaten to withhold their final paychecks and bring contempt charges along with revoking pensions for failing to comply with the court stay.
And again, do it anyway after January 20th. Lawlessness of public servants must be punished and threat of personal liability is the only thing that will curb it.
A gentle reminder for our totalitarian wannabe snowflakes.
Our Constitution enshrined the original trigger warning against all future tyrants.
I demand the outgoing President to order his violent rent-a-mobs to cease and desist their terroristic threats immediately lest we start pulling it.
You “protesting” doesn’t include vandalizing property, impromptu interstate shutdowns, or assaulting people with more valid, better informed opinions than yours.
Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures. Since I’m all about solutions and bipartisan compromise, when Trump visits Obama he should agree to fix Syria by implementing Charlie Rangel’s “bring back the draft” bill and fill it with the permanent child soldiers in America’s undergraduate college system.
We all saw that terrible picture of the dead boy from Aleppo. It’s time America’s Movember beard sporting, GSA loan backed, bedwetting, college know-it-alls got some of their tattooed skin in the game.
You want to fight an injustice you say you supported? I know just the place.
guys cisgenders. You’ll get more SJW poon or mangina than you can shake your selfie stick at once you’ve established Operation: Safe Space in Raqqa.
And then Obama ate my dog.
I mean really.
Hillary bitched out of facing her supporters at 3am and sent out Pedosta to give his Never Say Die speech before her crowd of misfit he/she/its.
She didn’t go out because she never wrote a concession speech. Either that or she’s just a weak woman who couldn’t stand up to the pressure of the moment.
It’s almost noon the day after and she’s stll getting her pneumonia treatments or entering Witness Protection.
Waddle out and face the music like a man.
The KKK Tealaban Russian sockpuppets demand it you haughty cunt.
Bye, Felicia Update: The text of her final Act of Cuntrition.
So the Amigos of Maricopa with the help of Loretta Lynch Mob were able to overthrow Sheriff Joe Arpaio last night.
That’s fine I suppose. I hear there is going to be a new job opportunity opening up at the head of US Customs and Border Protection and Sheriff Joe will have some free time on his manos once the DoJ’s contempt charges get dropped.
Dean Melanie Wilson, of the formerly reputable University of Tennessee College of Law, finalized appropriations and capex outlays today to “rebuild” parts of the campus reduced to rubble following last week’s Unauthorized Use of Free Speech by a tenured professor at the school.
Following Professor Glenn Reynolds’s tweet and my public response last week, I began an investigation that included an examination of the facts, policies in the university’s Faculty Handbook, and the law. I discussed the situation with Professor Reynolds, university leadership, and General Counsel. I also sought feedback from College of Law students, staff, faculty, the Alumni Council and Dean’s Circle, and other UT Law alumni. As a lawyer and a law school dean, I know that gathering information and upholding the principles of due process are absolutely necessary in a situation like this.
For those unfamiliar, this rigorous investigation and application of “due process” was in response to a three word tweet affirming the right of self defense against a murderous, racist mob.
This is why they pay you the big bucks, Mel. So you can teach the chirrens how your emphasis on prosecutorial ethics can be corrupted by leftwing SJW politics.
But will the student body ever rise up and rebel against the tyranny of cliches?
We will now move forward to rebuild our law school community and refocus on our primary purpose: educating future lawyers and leaders.
Was the law school community torn asunder? Did someone not get affirmative consent before sticking the hard cock of free speech in your tight, little safe space?
Grow the fuck up. The campus clinic is open to 4:30 daily in case you need an ice pack for your aching butthurt. It seems your prophylactic administration has already wrapped your precious community in enough free rubbers to prevent their infection from any ideologically transmitted diseases.
At the Stein-Mart on White Bridge Road…
Odd Booth Man:. Sir…oh, sir! Would you like to enter a contest to win a $500 gift certificate here?
McMurphy: Ugh, would do I have to give you?
Odd Booth Man:. Just a first name and a phone number on the back of this ticket.
As I’m writing….
Odd Booth Man: How often do you read The Tennessean?
McMurphy:. Is that what this is? Never.
Tennessean Peddler: What would it take for you to start reading it?
McMurphy: Hrm…you really want to know?
Tennessean Peddler: Yes.
McMurphy: Unbiased local news reporting. Editorials that come closer to reflecting my opinions and the majority of people in this state. Is that too much to ask for?
Tennessean Flack: Probably.
McMurphy: Well, that’s why you’re laying off thousands of people.
The Brawny Towel Berets were strategically deployed to multiple liberal shitholes this weekend to absorb American blood spilled following several coordinated, ISIS-inspired attacks on civilian soft targets.
Or as America’s currently elected Iranian junta – the complicit and illegitimate black minority regime calls it, a “kinect narrative action”.
I must admit that I’ve grown tired of The Official Line of Bullshit.
A knifeman who stabbed nine people at a Minnesota shopping centre at the weekend has been identified by his father as a 22-year-old student.
He said he had “no suspicion” that his son was involved in extremist activity.
Or as Muzzloids call it “activity”.
Per the well worn script, the Muzzloid Somali community leaders jumped in front of the cameras to warn against the often feared but rarely ever seen backlash that they richly deserve.
It’s amazing how the communities that breed the terrorists have statements prepared to silence those who would point our the obvious before our government utters the word “terrorism”.
Since this is the New Normal, let me say to hell with these liberal shitholes. They voted to bring in terrorists, watered down screening, and shielded them from surveillance while accusing their fellow citizens of being irredeemably deplorable un-Americans.
How far we’ve come from Dissent Being The Highest Form of Patriotism. Not that they were ever sincere about that cultivated pose.
However, I do mean this with all sincerity, fuck you guys. You caused the problems in their countries and then invited them here, without screening them, and called everyone who urged caution racists.
As long as they confine their Not Terrorism to your cities and towns, it looks like everybody is getting what they want.
Madame, the only thing you haven’t stumbled over is the truth.
Zombie’s got the obligatory logo update.
I get it now. Low watt lemming Kaepernick didn’t go full blown Kunta Kinte over the crack of massah’s whip.
No, it’s so much simpler than that.
He’s throwing his career on the funeral pyre because he’s just pussywhipped.
Before beginning his relationship with Diab, Kaepernick’s Instagram mostly consisted of photos of him playing football or hanging with friends — about 128 of Kaepernick’s 170 posts, according to Fox News. Since dating Diab, Kaepernick’s social media focus has shifted toward black nationalist and Black Lives Matter-related messages.
“31 of his last 42 posts have strong social justice connotations, often featuring quotes from radical Nation of Islam leader Malcolm X, Black Panthers founder Huey Newton and cop killer Assata Shakur,” according to Fox News.
She didn’t accidentally get good in bed, chump. I’d say “Bros before Hoes” but there were quite a few more bros in that DJ Sloppy Seconds ho before you decided to start watching reruns of Good Times and becoming a Light Beige Panther.
What I’m saying is she didn’t go from screwing the linebacker to the QB because you are such a charming fella and scintillating conversationalist.
Clearly, she has given you “your opinions”.
Remember that in a few years once you’re traded to Detroit and arrested outside of Dearborn for buying bombmaking materials from an undercover FBI agent.
And food stamp Kim Kardashian is onto the next sucker with half of what’s left of your money following your career ending knee injury in front of a cheering Military Night crowd.
The transition was really so subtle that I didn’t notice Islamic Rage Boy’s face peaking out of that 49er helmet.
Ooh, baby baby it’s a white world:
It’s been three years since I started 5 and 2,
You say you want to trade me to somewhere new,
And it’s breaking my heart to be leaving,
But since I’m gonna leave I’ll clear the air,
Hope Blaine Gabbert won’t follow me there,
St. Louis sure sounds nice this time of year.
Ooh baby baby it’s a white world,
It’s hard to get by on a hunnit million when you’re black.
Ooh baby baby it’s a white world.
I can feel Roger Goodell’s whip upon my back.
I’m shocked. Shocked I say to find out that people who make their living running political ads are running political ads even though the candidate they supported is no longer in the race.
Less surprising is that the miserable, shithole licking liar who helped knowingly spread false and defamatory rumors of up to eight adulterous affairs against one particular candidate – made up out of whole cloth – demands that someone honor their pledge made prior to said shithole licking liar attacking his character, wife, and father in an attempt to destroy his family and to help his preferred candidate.
Take it away Gayway Trumpette:
On March 3, 2016 Senator Ted Cruz told the FOX News debate audience he would support Donald Trump if he was the Republican nominee.
Bret Baier: Senator Cruz will you support Donald Trump if he is the nominee?
Senator Ted Cruz: Yes, because I gave my word I would. And what I have endeavored to do every day in the senate is do what I said I would do.
But Ted Cruz is not a man of integrity.
From Wrestlemania to Sodomania, the ideological lurchings of Trump supporters notwithstanding, tend to conveniently ignore that some things (plural) happened between March 3rd and the RNC convention.
Was it that Cruz was a Cubanadian Latin Lover with up to 8 mistresses published at Donald Trump’s personal request in the National Enquirer? Was it Trump tweeting out that he thought Cruz’s wife was ugly? Was it Trump continually accusing Cruz’s father of helping to assassinate JFK.
Serious, James. Take off your wooden leg and go fuck yourself with it.
You insulted his wife, tried to destroy his marriage and send his kids into divorce court to pick which parent they wanted to live with based on complete and utter lies and then expect him to just to shake Trump’s hand?
Maybe when you find the right fella and settle down after suing a baker who refuses to bake your wedding cake, the gravity of what you did will dawn on you.
Doubtful. But maybe.
LYIN TED CRUZ refused to endorse Donald Trump at the RNC Convention.
And now his supporters are running anti-Trump ads in swing states.
They are openly campaigning for Hillary Clinton.
Oh, boohoo. When they write a check to Hillary’s campaign the way Trump did for all of those years, maybe then then you can accuse them of “campaigning for Hillary”. Or even when the words come out of his mouth and say that Hillary would make a wonderful President.
Until such time, do continue throwing yourself upon the fainting couch and wrenching the pearls around your neck.
Wasn’t it Trump who said he was going to pay $20MM of his own money to start a SuperPAC to go after Cruz’s and Mike Lee’s seats and you’re flapping your dicksucker about a “five figure ad buy” by a former Cruz PAC?
Wasn’t it Trump who said that not only did he not want Cruz’s support but that he wouldn’t accept it if it was offered?
How do you support someone who never stopped attacking you. It’s rhetorical. You don’t.
I’m used to seeing such rampant hypocrisy from Leftists and Communists but for someone who, for some reason, still has a reputation on the Right to pretend like Donald Trump has been some kind of angel through this process and that Cruz’s scorned ego prevented him from endorsing Little Lord Fauntleroy is a little hard to take.
Trump and his supporters really shouldn’t have burnt the bridge with constitutional conservatives before they crossed it. They need everyone they can get since they’re still sputtering against the most corrupt, unlikable candidate to ever run for President less than 75 days out.
But, newwwwwww. Trump had to go full-blown Obama and play the “I Won” card and expect everybody just to kiss the ring despite running a dishonest, scorched earth campaign against someone ideologically preferable to him in every way.
I get to sit out this election. Maybe there is a groundswell of LoFos, the poorly educated (who Trump loves by the way), blacks with nothing to left to lose, women who weren’t born stupid, and non-raping hispanics to somehow hoist him on his golden throne over the stink of Clinton corruption.
It should have been a cakewalk.
There is one way I’ll vote for Trump. If he apologizes to Ted Cruz, I’ll vote for him.
It can be public or private. It could be in a luxuriously appointed Trump-owned resort or down on all fours with his nut-gobbling bib on – in case you needed a visual stimulus. Cruz can signal that he supports him or that they came to whatever understanding was needed.
I don’t think that’ll ever happen. Trump’s an arrogant fuckface and his supporters think they have a right to be ones by proxy.
But that is the only way. And until then, just keep repeating:
“President Hillary Rodham-Clinton, President Hillary Rodham-Clinton” and comforting yourself with the idiocy that Trump’s number of Twitter followers and Facebook “likes” translates to votes on Election Day.
She’s cutting her ad buys in what should have been battleground states.
You’re complaining, not unlike a little bitch, about some lint in their pockets, leftover PAC buying an ad so you can start laying the groundwork for your failure.
Success may have a thousand same-sex fathers, but failure’s a little orphan fanny.
In less than 24 hours, Timothy Batts will be in front of Cowardly Judge James Hunter at a bond revocation hearing for failing a drug test last week.
And sure as a #BLM mob doesn’t care about the facts of a case, there are already close to 1,000 accomplices who have signed a new petition demanding that the Judge prostrate himself again before the mob and ignore the results of the drug test:
We stood by his side and supported him to the end of his release from jail, now because of a drug test! Which in my eyes of the law you have 30days to have your system clean before you report.With this being a high profile case he didn’t get that opportunity. Sumner county released him on a Saturday and made him report on a Monday,all this man was trying to do was deal with getting his daughter funeral arrangements done.When he had to hide his face due to news and social media taking pictures at the funeral home , church, and the burial without his consent. Media going out they way to turn this man into a bad father who is a good loving FATHER who has custody of his kids.Our family hurts everyday.Not once I have I seen anyone say “WHAT IF THIS WAS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? “Only God can judge the way we live on earth not the media.
Where to begin?
1) The court does not have to give you 30 days to get clean before drug testing you. “Your eyes” notwithstanding, Ms. Reid.
Your contention is that Batts had been using cocaine prior to or during the time around when he shot his daughter.
If so, the onus lied with him to tell his defense attorney. But that would have looked bad and his bail likely would not have been reduced to begin if they thought he was high at the time of the shooting.
2) That Batts had to hide his face in public. This a non sequitur. You have no expectation of privacy in public. No consent is needed. It’s a high profile case with international interest. Sorry.
The media won’t ignore Batts like they did with President Obama playing 196 holes of golf during major flooding in Louisiana. Since you copied him in on the petition.
3) Media Trying To Make Good Dad Look Bad. You mean the failed drug test, shooting his daughter, lying to police about being asleep while home video showed him talking on the phone with the gun 5 minutes before, trying to hide the weapon from the “accident”, family organizing a fundraiser at a hoochie mama nightclub, and the courtroom antics of his supporters didn’t do that?
4) Only God can judge us on Earth. Bzzt. Wrong. So you are unfamiliar with what a judge and jury are, I presume?
People get judged everyday. God may judge your soul for eternity but the criminal courts can judge your ass in the interim.
As long as we’re bringing religion into this – The Truth Can Set You Free!
It can also lock you up for 20 years.
If Batts had just come out at first and said it was an accident, this would not be the case it is. But he has lied and obfuscated every step of the way. Not one tear. Remorseless. The media cameras could have shown that too.
If the #FreeTimmont4Eva crowd hadn’t been so efficient in bonding him out, he might have gotten clean but his bail likely would not have been reduced either if he confessed to using cocaine recently.
So this is your fault too.
The comments at the petition are as predictable as they are race based. He’s a Saint and you need to take their word on it.
Exit Questions: Ever fired a gun before?
It has to be loaded, picked up, aimed, lined up, and pull the trigger to hit what you’re aiming at – unless you are shooting through a door or an object and can’t see.
How can you confuse a 4 and a half foot tall 11 year old in school clothes for an intruder?
It defies credulity.
How is he not suicidal?
This defense stinks on ice and the Judge said “no second chances” at the bond reduction hearing.
Definitely must see tv in Sumner County tomorrow.
Wikileaks released their hacked DNC messages exposing an effort by some in the Clinton campaign planning on smearing Bernie Sanders as a, yuck, atheist:
The Democratic National Committee – a supposedly neutral organisation – apparently hatched a plan to try and undermine Bernie Sanders’ campaign against Hillary Clinton by getting someone to claim he was an atheist.
An email from May 2016 and sent from DNC CFO Brad Marshall suggested that they should “get someone to ask” Mr Sanders his views on religion.
“It might may no difference, but for KY and WVA can we get someone to ask his belief. Does he believe in a God. He had skated on saying he has a Jewish heritage. I think I read he is an atheist,” wrote Mr Marshall.
“This could make several points difference with my peeps. My Southern Baptist peeps would draw a big difference between a Jew and an atheist.”
Set aside the complete appearance of impropriety between the DNC and Clinton’s campaign colluding to take out a candidate which has already resulted in Debbie Wasserman Schulz getting the ugly old (heave) ho. Who thought they’d ever see the day that Democrats would smear one of their own as an atheist?
Hey Bernie, if you really are an atheist, just run as a Republican. They have no problem nominating an atheist Democrat for President.
Er, excuse me…a “Baby Christian” I mean.
Dobson was vague about the details of Trump’s supposed religious conversion, telling Anthony that while he knows the person responsible for “leading” Trump to Jesus, he would not name the person and couldn’t specify the time or place. “I don’t know when it was,” said Dobson, “but it has not been long.”
Who, I ask, who can doubt the sincerity of a Road To Cleveland conversion to Christianity after worshiping at the altar of money and mail order pussy for 70 years?
“CT: Every president has called upon God at some point. Lincoln spoke of not being able to hold the office of the presidency without spending time on his knees. You have confessed that you are a Christian…
DT: And I have also won much evangelical support.
CT: Yes, I know that. You have said you never felt the need to ask for God’s forgiveness, and yet repentance for one’s sins is a precondition to salvation. I ask you the question Jesus asked of Peter: Who do you say He is?
DT: I will be asking for forgiveness, but hopefully I won’t have to be asking for much forgiveness…
As Hillary Clinton would say, “sigh“.
The bar for calling oneself a Christian is already pretty low. Believe Jesus Christ is the son of God or in the Holy Trinity or whatever and acknowledge your sins / ask for forgiveness as there was only one perfect person and they died on a big “T” over 2 corinthians ago. Maybe get baptized. Living as a Christian obviously being more difficult than just calling yourself one because you hate awkwardness at dinner parties.
But ferchrissakes, does nobody else talk about the elephant in the room? Because I see Daniel Plainview’s confession.
For the record, any casual reader of this site would know that I’m an atheist. I have no problem with electing one. I do have a problem with fakers and frauds lying about what they are to ingratiate themselves with a key voting demographic.
But again, who am I to judge the man who has read the Bible more than anyone?
Oh, that’s right. I’m exactly the person to judge because I’m Judgey McFuckinJudgerson. All it takes is some intrepid reporter to tug at this thread for a second and his unmitigated hubris will not allow him to be humble before any fake God or man. Like those rubes. Believe me.
I’m going to need these before November.