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King Obama Attempts To Nullify Israeli Election

We’ve seen this play before. It happened last November in our own country. King Obama’s agenda took a drubbing at the polls and by hook-or-crook, mainly crook, he brazenly disregards the result in favor of his utterly predictable Because Fuck You That’s Why form of monarchy that has come to characterize his reign of error:

“President Obama did something extraordinary, perhaps unprecedented, in his post-election news conference Wednesday: He claimed a mandate on behalf of voters who didn’t vote,” Byron York reports.

Said Obama: “To everyone who voted, I want you to know that I hear you. To the two-thirds of voters who chose not to participate in the process yesterday, I hear you, too.”

And wouldn’t you know, all those people who didn’t vote and that he hears with crystal clarity agree with him all the way while he couldn’t give a shit less about those that did vote and clearly don’t agree with him.

Having backed the losing horse in the Israeli elections and after lying for months about not wanting to give the appearance of meddling in their elections, his current criticism of Netanyahu is an attempt to undermine the integrity and mandate of the government of our only democratic ally in the Middle East:

President Obama issued tough criticism of Benjamin Netanyahu, saying in an interview published Saturday that the Israeli prime minister’s campaign rhetoric “starts to erode the name of democracy.”

Unlike, say, Iran.

The Israeli people voting against suicide, which was the option Obama expended US taxpayer money in favor of, and that erodes democracy. This is coming from the petulant child whose signature legislation did not garner one bipartisan vote from the even the mushiest of middling Republicans and who nonchalantly has nullified two co-equal branches of our government through executive orders and demanding government agencies re-write congressionally legislated rules to enact his ideology.

Back to Israel, my prediction is that Obama will soon ignore what he will call an illegitimate Netanyahu led Israeli government and that he will seek to undermine them through a Herzog led, likeminded ultra-liberal shadow government that is operating as if it’s in exile.

As I pointed out previously, long before Samantha Powers was appointed as Obama’s ambassador to the UN, she posited the theory that either the military of the US or the UN should occupy Israel against its will and enforce a two state solution at the end of the barrel.

This is likely why she was chosen. In fact, why else would she have been chosen? This is why Obama is talking about backing Hamas in the UN Security Council and why he is using his loss to Netanyahu as the pretext to do what he has always wanted to do. Destroy Israel. To no fanfare, Obama backed out of a 40 year agreement to provide Israel with oil in the event of a war just this week.

A two state solution was a wonderful little pipe dream before Hamas took over the so-called Palestinian territory. Taking it seriously without recognizing how the facts on the ground have changed since then is a death threat to Israel’s continued existence.

For fuck’s sake, when are people going to call this what it is? We have a sleeper cell that has been activated in the White House. It is active and en route to its target. This is not a drill.

Obama’s Leaky Prebuttal to Netanyahu

Earlier today, Obama leaked his prebuttal to Benjamin Netanyahu’s upcoming speech to Congress into the absorbent pages of the New York Times:

Just four days before Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech to a joint meeting of Congress, the Obama administration sought on Friday to refute the Israeli leader’s expected critique, arguing that he has failed to present a feasible alternative to American proposals for constraining Iran’s nuclear program.

A well placed military strike on Iran’s centrifuges is not a “feasible alternative”? This isn’t trying to clear the air, it’s a half-assed attempt to pollute it with his Obama’s intentionally unverifiable lies. How can you criticize what we won’t let you in on even though you most certainly are a stakeholder in this process?

This is the regime’s and the state run media’s same line of argument regarding Obamacare – you must accept the premise that something must be done about this right now and that a bad deal is better than doing nothing. It also tries to corral the opposition into “being part of the solution” to a problem that they didn’t create and want no part of to begin.

You hear it every time a moron Republican like Marco Rubio or Jeb Bush say that they want to “repeal and Replace” Obamacare. You lose me at anything after “repeal”.

As such, this line of argument should be dismissed out of hand and those that fall for it are immediately disqualified from seeking higher office.

In a briefing for reporters, senior administration officials contended that even an imperfect agreement that kept Iran’s nuclear efforts frozen for an extended period was preferable to a breakdown in talks that could allow the leadership in Tehran unfettered ability to produce enriched uranium and plutonium.

Which all presupposes that: a) Iran is going to agree to this agreement – which they haven’t and probably will not; b) that they are then going to follow the terms of an agreement – which they won’t because they are going at a breakneck pace to get a bomb as we speak; c) tie the hands of the US and our allies from placing any sanction against the Iranians while they continue to break every condition.

Just this week, it was released that the Iranian “negotiator” continues to take big dumps in John Kerry’s mouth in between holding mock military exercises where they bomb our ships. You know – our partners in this potemkin peace process.


This is what John Kerry calls a successful negotiation.


To wit, the paid OFA trolls in the Washington Post, New York Times, Pollutico, and The Hill will attack anyone criticizing this idiocy as being in favor of an imminent invasion of Iran instead of just saying that we don’t have to give away the house to an enemy that negotiates in bad faith.

Remember when Obama wouldn’t meet with Netanyahu because it is so close to the Israeli elections? Yea, that was a lie. Remember, he doesn’t want to interfere in their election? Yea, that was a lie. Remember when he said he wasn’t notified that Netanyahu was coming beforehand? Yea, that was a lie.

I think I’m seeing a pattern here. Everything about this Iranian nuclear negotiation is lie because everything this administration does in secret is built on lies. Everything that is conducted in secret is done so because there would be public outrage if people saw the sausage of this non-existent agreement being made.

Writing Obamacare in secret. The State Department more time to review the Keystone Pipeline in secret. Writing FCC rules on Net Neutrality in secret. Investigating the IRS over targeting Tea Party groups and claiming all records were destroyed. Who is visiting the White House. Obama’s college transcripts kept sealed seven years into his term. Everything has always been a lie.

Per another unnamed lying liar in the administration filled with professional liars:

“We have made a substantial amount of progress,” the senior administration official acknowledged. “Ultimately, Iran has to make a very significant political decision to allow the flexibility to close this deal.”

I hate assumptions. A reporter might ask “What progress has been made?” But we know there is none. In Obamaworld, the fact that we are talking, and by “talking” I mean you screaming at me, is considered a success.

So let’s piss off Saudi Arabia and leave Israel threatened with destruction while we are screaming at them to not interfere with our freeing up billions to Iran to help them building a nuclear arsenal.

I guarantee you, Obama would give Iran some of our nuclear weapons if they would agree to this fantasy land accord. Because that is what Bill Richardson did with North Korea in the 90s. He gave them two nuclear reactors and then acted surprised when they let off a bomb. It’s “fair” to give Iran nuclear weapons because Israel has nukes and that’s not fair.

Plus, this is supposed to be a feather in John Kerry’s hat, a hat that he has to this day, as a success story for him to run for President again. This is his last chance and it’s Hitlery’s last chance.

Luckily, having both of the last two Secretariats of State on the same ticket while we see the fruits of their success burning brightly in the Middle East, smoldering after the Boston Marathon, the U.S. giving Hamas $400M to build terrorist tunnels into Gaza, having terrorist training camps in Libya post-Hilary’s War, the evacuation of the U.S. embassy in Yemen following Iran’s takeover of that country, Russia pressing the reset button several times into the backs of its opposition on the steps of the Kremlin while invading every neighbor they can afford to, etc., etc., etc., may convince Retarded America that Horseface McKetchup and Monica Lewinsky’s Ex-boyfriend’s Wife might not be the best this formerly great country has to offer.

It might. I don’t know. I have zero faith in the people in this country. When the schools were lost, the voters followed.

Why Is Anyone A Christian?

And why do I spend my Sunday thinking about this stuff when I should be nursing a bourbon and two sore shoulders from picking away at all this ice that Man Made Global Warming caked 3″ deep in my driveway.

For some, it’s a default thing to do. Your parents were this religion and you never questioned it. Christianity was the default by geography and there was nothing else around. You picked it by going along with whatever your spouse was.

Words I never thought I’d utter: Darrel Waltrip’s speech really got me thinking.

That link is to Waltrip’s speech at the same National Prayer Breakfast where Obama attacked Christians, his own alleged religious affiliation, for The Crusades. In it, Waltrip gives his sincere and moving testimony. If you haven’t seen it in full, it’s a great speech. He talks about “getting off his high horse and getting on his knees”. Later on, Obama talks about how Americans and Christians in particular need to get off their high horse about Islamic Terrorism because of the Crusades or something. And because he just can’t let any perceived slight against Islam go.

Ayatollah Obama’s non-sequitur notwithstanding, I have never heard him give an explanation as to why he converted from Islam to Christianity. He has spoken about his Muslim faith on many occasions. Hearing the calls from the minarets being the most beautiful sound in the world, etc. It’s a big decision that people of faith would not take lightly.

If a Democrat Party operative, pretending to be a reporter, is that interested in plumbing the depths of Obama’s plainly obvious faith – then why not go straight to the source? Personally, I would be intrigued to hear about Obama’s conversion from the Islamo-death cult, getting the knees of his freshly pressed slacks dirty to ask for forgiveness and humbling himself before a Jew even though he was already perfect.

What event could have triggered such a conversion? There have been several, wildly different versions that Obama has offered himself of how he became some type of Christian. But, and it may just be the cynic in me, it appears that he “converted” to Christianity when he moved to Chicago, lost an election to Bobby Rush for not being black enough, ran up a crap ton of campaign debt, and enrolled in Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s hugely influential church solely to get his endorsement and help to get elected.

Wright himself has previously said that he made it easy for Buh-rock to not have to renounce his Islamic faith.

Klein says Obama originally sought out Wright to discuss community activism.

“Quickly the conversations turned from picking up garbage on the street and getting streetlights put up on street corners to political matters and religious matters,” Klein says. “And the Rev. Wright turned into really a substitute father figure, who guided Obama in the two major areas of his life.”

The first area was Obama’s identity — just who was he?

“Obama was steeped in Islam but knew nothing about Christianity,” Klein says.

Klein asked Wright if he converted Obama from being a Muslim into a Christian.

“He said, I don’t know about that. but I can tell you that I made it easy for him to come to an understanding of who Jesus Christ is and not feel that he was turning his back on his Islamic friends and his Islamic traditions and his understanding of Islam,” Klein says.

That is coming from the Reverend who allegedly converted him. Understanding who Christ is or was is not an acceptance of him as your God. Perhaps all of these inquisitive reporters might consult Reverend Wright as to his opinion? They’ve already gone back to Scott Walker’s college teacher from 25 years ago to tell him to “man up” about answering questions on evolution. Obama only left Wright’s church in 2008. If my Common Core calculations are correct, that was only a potato ago.

As a lifelong atheist, it would be tremendously beneficial for my soul and to save me from eternal damnation to hear how Obama was reborn in the blood of Jesus Christ and saw that he was the light and the only true path to Heaven. What Christian leader would disagree with getting that kind of message out there?

For crying out loud Barack, Reverend Wright saved your goddamned soul from worshiping the false god Allah and his child molesting prophet Muhammad. Why won’t you try to save mine? It’s your obligation as a Christian!

Reason Number One To Deny Obama the AUMF

We owe a great debt to Obama’s many cult-like spokestwats. When Obama demanded that Congress grant him permission to use military force, you know that he will never reveal his true intentions to do ISIS’s dirty work for them in Syria and that he just wants more fingerprints on his clusterfuck. Psaki, Pfeiffer, Earnest, and Harf. The Four Whores of the 0pacalypse. The things that comes out of their mouths, with straight faces no less, defy all common sense and reveal a disciplined groupthink that never even considers how someone could disagree.

To wit, Obama needs a Congressional Authorization to Use Force so he will not use use force because force is not the answer:

“We’re killing a lot of them and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians. They’re in this fight with us. But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs

And at the end of the day, ISIS’s root cause for beheadings will be because of climate change and income inequality.

Who in their right mind would send US troops in to support that mission? Besides John McCain and Lispy Graham. They want to host job fairs and pass out midnight basketballs to ISIS.

This is lunacy on stilts in high winds during an earthquake.

It’s cult think. And cult think only comes from the top – from a cult of personality who goes unquestioned and doesn’t brook dissent.

Get Marie Harf in front of Congress immediately to testify about Obama’s new No Killing ISIS / War On Poverty strategy. Let the world appreciate her momentary lapse of candor that what was only meant for the MSLSD leftards.

Granting Obama a blank check to play Middle Eastern community organizer when his strategy is going to be to try bribing the most well funded terrorist group in history with taxpayer funded welfare under the guise of military intervention is going to get a a lot of Christians, US troops, and innocent people in the crossfire killed. In other words, another win, win, win, win for Smart Diplomacy.

When you see 21 Egyptian Coptic Christians beheaded and your State Department’s response is to want to send the headchoppers EBT cards and free community college – the enemy we need to fight first is in the White House.

Remember When Elvis Met Nixon?

Ummm…yea. That’s what happened at the SNL 40th Anniversary carpal tunnel inducing, three and a half hour long circle jerk last night. Elvis walked right up to Nixon and got his picture taken with a DEA badge:

But hamming it up at a pig party with a degenerate like Al Sharpton? Just because he’s Sizzlean now don’t mean associating with him is not career (or at least what’s passing for her career) suicide.

I’ve heard all the usual excuses: She’s living in their heads rent free, no matter what current idiocy she’s involved in that she comes out smelling like a rose, that she quotes Martin Luther King Jr. and sets herself up as a tar baby to throw themselves against, etc.

Bullshit. She is making it up as she goes along. There is no master plan. There is no platform. And ultimately, there is no future for her as the leader of anything except maybe a website or a loose organization of unherded, pseudo-conservative/libertarian cats. Showing up at that event to begin as NBC had been playing those “I can see Russia from my house” clips all week long is confounding to me. You’re never going to respect someone in the morning who you didn’t respect the night before. That’s not how getting fucked works.

She may, however misguided, think that rubbing elbows with the people who irradiated her politically is some kind of “I’m bigger than whatever you throw at me” gesture but she’s going to have to change her stance on illegal immigration to find enough workers to clean the bed she shit by mugging with Sharpton.

And then later playing folksy (read: drunkenly) with Alec Baldwin. That is some dick on a cheese grater stuff right there.

I say that. True believers are too invested in a Palin electoral success that’s never coming and the MILF mujahideen start sharpening knives and ululating if you disrespect the object of their political beat-off fantasies.

So jerk ‘em if you got ‘em, guys. She ain’t getting any younger.

Iran Responds To Obama’s Secret Communique

>News breaking overnight of the “thaw” in U.S.-Iranian relations following secret communications between High Cleric Obama and the Ayatollah Khomeini. The Wall Street Journal has the context:

“I will agree with a deal if one is made, but I will not approve a bad deal,” Mr. Khamenei said in the speech. “No deal is better than any deal which contradicts national interests, a deal which humiliates the great Iranian nation.”

It’s a novel concept to be sure. The quaint notion of looking out for the interest of your country first.

But we have the 6MB Exclusive! The actual response from the Ayatollah to Obama’s last secret love letter. In the spirit of the most transparent administration in history, we’ve decided to publish it and let the cards fall where they may.

Hopefully, Edward Snowden has a spare couch where I can crash.

Kick Down All The Fences

If this is not enough to make your blood boil. A while back, WWII veterans who are part of Honor Flight, requested permission to visit the Washington memorial in their honor. They were summarily rejected by the White House themselves.

In a moment of civil disobedience that eclipses the Occupy Wall Street goons, these veterans kicked down the hastily erected barricades that Barack Hussein Obama’s self-directed goons put in their way less than several hours after the start of the government shutdown.

After all, how can an open air memorial not operate without park rangers making sure that veterans aren’t shitting all over their own memorial?

The White House and the Department of the Interior rejected a request from Rep. Steven Palazzo’s office to have World War II veterans visit the World War II memorial in Washington, the Mississippi Congressman told The Daily Caller Tuesday.

Palazzo helped the veterans commit an act of civil disobedience against the Park Service Tuesday, when the heroes stormed through barricades around the closed memorial.

The veterans were visiting the memorial as part of Honor Flight, a non-profit that provides veterans free transport to the nation’s capital to visit the memorials to the wars they fought in.

This is not merely petty. It is a vindictive and spiteful premeditated attack on veterans. Had this been the Gay and Transgendered Protesters of Foreign Wars Memorial, Obama would have ordered a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient to stand guard over it in drag.

We got the heads up that they will be barricaded and specifically asked for an exception for these heroes, Palazzo told TheDC. We were denied and told, ˜It’s a shutdown, what do you expect?” when we contacted the liaison for the White House.

This event and ones that are most certainly in the pipeline by him and his anti-American minions are going facilitate a Concord moment if it continues which is almost guaranteed. A revolution against this premeditated assault and unwarranted disrespect for the people who Obama sees as the enemy. This alien President gets his rocks off sticking his boney, fucking middle finger in the faces of the people who made this country great.

Who orders barricades put around war memorials mere hours after a continuing resolution isn’t passed? Who? I’ll tell you who. The same motherfucker who shut off White House visits for school kids – that’s who.

One day, possibly even soon, someone is going to show him the error of his ways. They can start by sending one of his goons to the hospital. Better yet, start sending loyal members of his stenography pool to the hospital. In the spirit of “think globally, act locally”, just find one of his supporters with a bumper sticker on their car and send them to the hospital. Would you tolerate someone driving around with a Nazi symbol on their car? They didn’t care for our WWII veterans that much either.

Pearl Harbor By Design

I am not a military strategist but, if you will indulge me, how wise is it to compact so many naval assets into such  a tight, hostile area to our interests on all sides?

The U.S. Navy doubled its presence in the eastern Mediterranean over the past week, effectively adding two destroyers to the three that generally patrol the region. The five destroyers are carrying a combined load of about 200 Tomahawk missiles, officials say.

Shouldn’t you, oh I don’t know, be sure that you are going to get authorization before putting all of your eggs in this basket?  To begin, you’re telegraphing your every move which may be the point if you are a little bird who wants to puff up your little bird chest.  However, if the vote comes down on “no” and you attack anyway then you are creating a Constitutional crisis by choice.  If the vote comes down on “no” and you leave the area then you hand Syria a major victory over the paper tiger that is the U.S. under Barack Obama with all those destroyers making a u-turn and sailing off into the sunset of the Post-American world.

And to what end?

Mr Obama said any strike would be to “send a shot across the bow” and give a “pretty strong signal that [Syria] better not do it again”.

None of this makes any sense. “Send a pretty strong signal”???  Who writes this shit?  A leather belt sends a strong message.  Tomahawks send death from above.

You want Assad gone but you’re not going to remove him.  You want to spank him on the ass with Tomahawk missiles and then turn around and leave anyway?  He’s not a dog who pissed the rug “and you better not do it again”.  Our military is not called upon for “norm enforcement” and to be global disciplinarians.  They are trained to kill and if needed to try and keep the peace afterwards.

Hang the albatross of Syria around Russia’s neck.  They are the ones providing them with all of the logistical support and weapons they need to attack us and put down their bloody rebellion.  They are the enemy.  The operative phrase is “selling Assad weapons to attack us”.  Putin has declared war on us by his Syrian proxy through these actions.

Not in the eyes of Barack Obama though.  Syria is a mess to try and pin on Republicans somehow.  You know.  The real enemy in all of this.

If you are Russia or China, the time to attack us is now.  They could wipe out our naval might in a day and we’d be playing catch-up for years.  That might be the point of Obama’s consolidation of our naval fish in the Mediterranean barrel.  If he was fine with getting Seal Team 6 killed as tribute to his Taliban “peace partners” and letting Benghazi burn so the Brotherhood could get the weapons Congress wouldn’t send to them then setting our destroyers out to be attacked sounds like it is right up his alley.

If he would invite a Muslim cleric to damn Seal Team 6 to hell at their own funeral, there is absolutely nothing beneath this traitor.

The Great Divider Demands Your Assent (Even Though He Doesn’t Need It Anyway, So Nyah)

David Gregory appeared in full Indian headdress with his war paint on this morning to cast aside the peace pipe with a bloodthirsty, lazy-eyed John F’in Kerry over a little known continent known as Syria.  How different is today’s Meet the Press from the one the late, great Tim Russert used to host?  For one, there were no video clips from 2007 where John Kerry, in an effort to stick a finger in George W. Bush’s eye, laid down in bed with Assad in a matter traditionally frowned upon in the Bible.

In 2007, Nancy Pelosi, over strong objections from the State Department, visited Syria, and said, “The road to Damascus is a road to peace.” Senator John Kerry predicted that “Syria will change as it embraces a legitimate relationship with the United States.”

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A WikiLeaks document revealed that Kerry told the emir of Qatar in November 2010 that Assad is a man who “wants to change” and that Israel should cede the Golan Heights to the Syrians “at some point.”

When is someone going to call this traitor on his bullshit?  I guess that’s left to me.  He was wrong then and he’s wrong now.  I know we’ve always been at war with Oceania but my memory is not so short that I don’t remember The Logan Act defying Kerry draped all over Assad like one of his shiny suits calling him “a reformer” and demanding that we re-open our embassy because Unilateral Cowboy McBushitler or something.  Not that the embassy closing had anything to do with Assad’s regime ordering the assassination of  Lebanese Prime Minister Rafic Hariri in 2005 that facilitated their Cedar Revolution or Assad using Lebanon as a launching pad for attacks on Israel.

I still remember Hijab Nancy.  The Whore of  San Fransicko offering Damascus her ancient holes in exchange for a photo op to show the folks back home how Bush was isolating good, decent men like Bashar with his chimpy, simpleminded ways.   She calls for war now as well with no so-called journalists drilling her like a Gulf Coast jackup rig for her past love affair with the terrorist state of Damascus.

Where are our brave, young liberals filling in the role of much needed cannon fodder at our nation’s recruiting stations?  Who will be the first to die for Obama’s mistake of painting himself into the corner and rushing to war over something as petty as his monument-sized opinion of himself?  I can think of several dozen off the top of my head – and that’s just locally.  :)

I mean – don’t get me wrong.  It’s not like I’ve never seen a hypocrite before.  Just not so many in the same place at once.

Exit Note:  Back to Meet The Press.  I loved the pictures of gassed children on my television this morning.  Class act that.  Did Assad do it?  Did al Qaeda in Syria in an attempt to goad us into action?  Who cares because emotional manipulation!  Those pictures were intentionally left out in the build up to Iraq and more kids are killed on a weekly basis in America’s many abortion clinics and those pics never see the light of day.  If we’re really concerned about kids being killed in an inhumane fashion, we need surgical aistrikes on every Planned Parenthood office by tomorrow morning.

Bonus Bootlick / Turd Polishing / Peter Puffer Award:  F. Chuck Todd’s “The Week That Was” segment focusing on Dear Leader’s courageous about face from War Any Minute to War One of These Days – Maybe Not Now But Soon!  One day we’re gonna smack down some brown people  and we’re all gung ho followed by pics of dead kids, chemical warfare and six destroyers already on the scene in the Mediterranean Sea.  The next day it’s hurry up and wait.   But then, a miracle!  Obama changed his mind and sought Congress to share the blame after he couldn’t get one ally to sign on to his Chickenhawk misadventure because Smart Diplomacy.  As Todd said of John Kerry’s eloquence to describe the Syrian situation – his “strong, passionate…Churchillian” orations successfully won everybody over to doing the opposite of his demands.  What a week and we were all there to see history in the unmaking.  ;P

The Racial Potty Training Of A President

The only thing more offensive than Obama’s antagonistic and bigoted soliloquy following the Zimmerman acquittal has been the simultaneously condescending and exultant exhortations of his admirers.

We are somehow supposed to be amazed that a Chicago machine pol who has profited from pimping his race his entire life can give a speech that makes white liberals feel comfortable in their prejudices and their continued inability to overcome them.  So comfortable, in fact, that they follow the speech with praise more suited to a little boy who has learned to use the bathroom all by himself.  In public no less!

Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Republican who lost the 2008 presidential race to Obama, called the president’s remarks “very impressive,” and said they should help all Americans think about how to improve race relations in the wake of Trayvon Martin’s death.

“I think we continue to make progress,” McCain told CNN’s State of the Union, but recent events show “we still have a long way to go.”

McCain also said he wouldn’t “second guess” the Florida jury’s decision this month to acquit George Zimmerman for the death of the 17-year-old Trayvon.

What an impressive turd of a speech you have laid on the front lawn of every American!  All by yourself!

But “second guessing” the Florida jury’s decision is precisely what Obama said.  I respect their decision but I don’t agree with it and I’m going to have my Attorney General continue to harass Zimmerman for alleged civil rights violations until he’s either shot by a Trayvon Martin supporter or commits suicide.

This is McCain’s idea of “impressive” for President 12%.  If Obama is only going to represent 12% of the population then that’s what he needs to be called and he doesn’t represent them all that well to begin.

Not one to be outdone, David Brooks had a keen eye for slacks creases on the Meet The Press this morning:

On Sunday’s broadcast of “Meet the Press” on NBC, New York Times columnist David Brooks gushed over President Barack Obama’s speech on race in the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict a week earlier.

“It seemed superficially unimportant, but it’s important to remember race is his first subject, as it would be if you had a black father and a white mother,” Brooks said. “And all the mental habits, he breached all the other issues, grow out of the way he framed race and the way he started thinking about race — his tendency to do, ‘On the one hand, on the other,’ his desire to reconcile opposites, his ability to see different points of view. All the stuff we’ve come to see him apply to every other issue, it started with race.  And I thought this speech was one of the highlights of the presidency.”

“I thought it was a symphony of indignation, professionalism, executive responsibility, personal feeling,” Brooks said. “It had all these different things woven together, I thought beautifully.  But it’s important to remember, race is how he thinks.”

He said as he wiped off his chin and dusted his knee caps.

And what was his most memorable line for this “highlight of his presidency” to elicit such effusive praise?  The only line I’ve heard anyone quote is a play off his earlier comments that “He could have been Trayvon Martin 35 years ago”?

I wish.  If he’d assaulted someone like George Zimmerman 35 years ago it would have saved us several trillion dollars.

What Brooks is praising, Obama’s ability to keep himself in two worlds, is the problem.  You can’t pledge false allegiance to the rule of law while encouraging a mob action.  You can’t be both right and wrong.

In keeping with the commodal  theme of this post, you either shit or get off the pot.  You either urge calm, or you don’t.  You don’t say the law was right and then side with thousands of protesters laying seige to federal buildings all over the country laboring under the stubborn narrative that Travyon Martin was stalked or hunted by George Zimmerman and killed for being black on a Tuesday night by a Stand Your Ground defense using cracker.

That is not what happened and siding with people who have turned it into that is more than just unpresidential.  It’s a shitty thing to do.

And leaves others to clean up the mess he made.

Lynch Mob “Justice” Promised From The KKKlan With A Tan

Twitchy has what’s sure to be an overflowing toilet of murderous thoughts from the brain trust of Trayvon accomplices.  Where is the law?  Here are direct threats made to an individual that they are going to murder him themselves and they are made with impunity and re-tweeted thousands of times.

I made one Trayvon Martin post that I am aware of.  It seemed to be an open and shut case from the beginning so the only thing to argue about would have been the media’s ginning up of racial animus against white people for something a hispanic did.  Which they cheerfully did with shameless zeal. Let’s see how prescient I was at the opening days of this bro-haha.

Amazing.  I know.  Like reading a crystal ball.

A community organizes a neighborhood watch after a series of home invasions.  One of the neighborhood watchmen spots a tall figure in a hoodie milling about outside of an apartment on a dark, rainy night.  The figure backtracks and attacks the watchmen as he goes back to his car.  While scuffling on the ground, the suspect notices a gun in the watchmen’s waistband and informs him that he’s going to die tonight.  The watchmen pulls out his gun and shoots him after his head was being pounded into the concrete.

So now comes the reckoning.  The “White” Hispanic wannabe cop is exonerated of murdering the black wannabe gangster after said wannabe gangster attacked the wannabe cop for following him and then threatened to kill him.  All of the evidence of the gangster wannabe’s crimes were withheld from the jury and they still found the wannabe cop innocent.  The usual race hucksters are holding gas and matches with tepid appeals to calm before setting their own neighborhoods on fire and attacking innocent passersby.  For Trayvon’s hallowed memory of course.

I’m just curious.  Earlier this month a gamer from Texas was brought up on charges with penalties for up to 8 years in jail for “making threats” as he joked about shooting up a school after losing at a video game.  Why would Twitter users flashing guns and promising to specifically kill George Zimmerman be immune from similar prosecutions or lawsuits from the targeted party?

I realize Attorney General Holder will not be filing charges against any of “his own” people.  But what about Twitter?  Just this week, Twitter announced that they would comply with local laws to “out” users who made what they consider to be racist, sexist or homophobic remarks from prosecution or scorn.  How is making death threats not included unless they agree with those threats?

Twitter has agreed to hand over the details of people who post racist and anti-Semitic abuse anonymously on the micro-blogging site, it emerged today.

Following a long legal battle, the US-based company said it would cooperate with authorities in France who want to bring alleged criminals to justice.

The breakthrough is a significant test case for the millions who use social media to express hatred and anger without revealing their identities.

Yes, totalitarianism in pursuit of thoughtcrime persecution is considered a “breakthrough”.  But what of death threats?

The Capitalized Term “Twitter Rules” under their Terms of Service Agreement includes the following:

 

  • Private information: You may not publish or post other people’s private and confidential information, such as credit card numbers, street address or Social Security/National Identity numbers, without their express authorization and permission.
  • Violence and Threats: You may not publish or post direct, specific threats of violence against others.

Spike Lee, Roseanne Barr and others have already attempted to steer lynch mobs to Zimmerman’s private homes.  Yet they are still allowed on Twitter.  Thousand to tens of thousands of hoodie enthusiasts are making direct threats to murder George Zimmerman today yet where are these enforcers of civility at Twitter and Facebook and any number progressive social media sites.

They are, in fact, enablers of these calls to lynch mob justice and should either shut those accounts down or be sued into bankruptcy for being the platform that tacitly allowed it after it was brought to their attention if harm comes to Zimmerman, his family or whoever happened to be misfortunate enough to live at the addresses where the aforementioned morons directed their assassins.

 

Courting Controversy

I am utterly baffled by what gets people happy these days.  Why should liberals be excited that the same 5-4 margin of victory as Citizens United just went the other way in favor forcing businesses, churches, religious-based hospitals and people who have voted overwhelmingly the other way to accept gay marriage?  Oh, for Citizens United it’s wrong.  But for this it’s right.  Striking down part of the Voting Rights Act is wrong.  But this is right.

It’s always right when it’s something you want and it’s always wrong when it’s something you don’t.  Some consistency would be nice.

Let’s just get something out of the way – I do not believe that being gay should be a protected status.  It is a lifestyle choice.  Just like being straight.  Just like using drugs.  Just like wearing a pink mohawk and a leather jacket.  People get judged for lifestyle choices.  By their families, friends and employers.  Whether or not you feel you are born that way and how you choose to live your life is a personal choice.  Embrace the personal responsibility for how you have chosen to live your life.  That’s not a judgment against it.

Presumably, you are a person.  Presumably, one rich in spirit and capable of many thoughts and feelings above those of primates.  I myself am an amalgam of a wide-ranging and sometimes contradictory set of personal beliefs and actions.  However, I would never seek to only define and identify myself but what I prefer to stick in my asshole, mouth or what genital I prefer to lick.

To define yourself solely based on your sexual behavior is a perversion whether you are homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual or asexual.

I don’t fully know what to think about the Supreme Court rulings today.  My personal belief is that government has no right regulating marriage – period.  The only way conservatives can preserve marriage is to have the federal government end giving tax credits, incentives, etc. to one group of people and not to another.  Otherwise, Big Government with it’s all crushingly clumsy boots are going to step all over your steeple.

Everyone can still get married in their church.  If your church recognizes same-sex marriage well good for you.  But everyone should enter a civil union if they want the state or federal government to recognize legal implications from your religious ceremony and eventually there will be standardized nomenclature for asset distribution and in the event of death or marital dissolution.  It can automatically renew based on a negotiated timeline with an auto-renew clause unless notified in writing 90 days in advance.

I know.  I’m a romantic.  But tax credits and government incentives are what have given the government the wink and nod to jam the tips of their gangbanging 5-4 Supreme Court strap-ons into the tender orifices of the historical institution of marriage and the only way to preserve it is to quit taking their welfare.

Exit question:  So, the historically anti-samesex marriage Obama can call up gay activists congratulating them on a judicial victory like they just won the Super Bowl with a sense of urgency he doesn’t reserve for his Ambassador in Benghazi crying for help as he’s being raped in the streets and murdered?

Priorities, people.  Priorities.

Everybody’s A Traitor!

Strong words, from flappy-jowled, aching pussy of an excuse for a man:

House Speaker John Boehner today called NSA leaker Edward Snowden a “traitor” who put Americans at risk by releasing classified information to the media.

“He’s a traitor,” the highest ranking Republican in the House of Representatives said in an extensive interview with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos. “The disclosure of this information puts Americans at risk.  It shows our adversaries what our capabilities are.  And it’s a giant violation of the law.”

Disclosing to a foreign media source that every American citizen and business phone has been tapped, including Congress and the Supreme Court  and anyone in the world who has communicated to them by the most corrupt administration in history is treason.  The actual tapping of those phones and e-mails is not treason without suspicion or probable cause?

Did no one watch the tv-show The Wire?  The police had to keep turning their “wire” off every few minutes because even with a warrant they were only allowed to listen for a set period of time.  That was for fucking criminals.  It was to be expanded for terrorists after 9/11 but I recall no conversations or debates on the Senate floor about extending warrantless wiretaps against US citizens with no involvement in terrorism in perpetuity.  That is the definition of a police state.

As if on queue, if I’m to believe the P.U. Center’s polling then 56% of Americans think tapping our phones is A-OK.  And that’s not treason.

Clearly, the solution to this “giant violation of the law” is to simply change the law. Maybe something to protect whistleblowers.  Call it a Whistleblower Protection Act.

I do not know if Edward Snowden is a traitor.  I know that I don’t consider the disclosure of information to a newspaper that can still guard that information in the same way that I would Bradley Manning’s transfer of raw information to Wikileaks that definitely resulted in people who were cooperating with US authorities in warzones being killed.  Clearly, he has an ego the size of his Hawaii love nest and the moral flexibility of his contortionist girlfriend.  But once again, the government created it’s own traitor.  At $200k a year for a high school dropout who washed out from the military.

But my phone needs to be tapped.

Just like the looming Grand Bargain on Amnesty for Illegal Aliens.  Americans have been put at risk.  Every child sex offending, drunk driving, drug dealing murderous immigrant from Mexico’s filthy shores is already on our doorstep and Boehner’s solution is to give them citizenship, an Obamaphone and an EBT card because of living in the shadows or something.  And a fine.  Because someone who’s going on welfare has a bunch of back taxes in their other pantalones.

Now go vote for me!  That other guy was gonna give you everything and no back taxes but vote for me anyway because I did you a solid.

10 year old girls can buy an abortion pill over the counter without question but I have to present a valid Drivers License and sign my name in a drug offender registry to buy a 24 pack of Sudafed during allergy season.

Seriously.   This country is too fucking stupid to survive.

 

Dear Graduating Class of 2013 / Future Sex Offender Registrants

Any time and place is the right time to be lectured by Barack Obama about whatever pet issue that he’s pushing that day.

Oh.  Did you think your graduation was about you and your hard work over the last several years?  No, no, and one more enthusiastic no young man, lady or as yet undetermined he/she/it.

Graduation ceremonies are about the invited speaker opining to you about what really grinds their gears.  The fact that your existence is one of them is just more guilt-laden icing on their gluten free cake:

President Obama on Friday used the issue of sexual assault in the military to illustrate to Naval Academy graduates the importance of trust and honor at a time when the public has grown weary of missteps by public servants.

“It only takes the misconduct of a few to further erode people’s trust in their government,” Obama told the graduates at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium.

Everybody has a big screen tv in their home these days but when I was growing up you had to go sit in a movie theater to see projection that large.

Ensign No Class Barry “Choom Choom” Soetero reporting for duty 30 years too late, sir!

Now I get it!  The public has grown weary and mistrustful of public servants because of rampant sex abuse in the Navy.  Not unconstitutionally wiretapping the AP, James Rosen and his parents, drone strikes on US civilians, leaving Navy SEALs and ambassadors to die when you could have helped, voter suppression of Tea Party activists by the IRS or that same IRS being in charge of grabbing every citizen by the back of the head and forcing their mouths down on Obamacare’s thorny cock.

No…it was sex abuse in the military.  Ok.  I’ll play along.

Continuing with Obama’s theme of military personnel as unrepentant rapists, his handpicked and defense-hating Secretary of Defense blew his own rape whistle at West Point graduates this morning:

Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel told graduates of the United States Military Academy at West Point on Saturday that sexual assaults would be a “a profound betrayal” of their oaths to the Army.

Hagel challenged the 2013 West Point graduates to “be the generation of leaders who stop” internal issues like sexual assaults, alcoholism and suicide, which he said were “debilitating, incendiary and destructive” to the Army’s strength.

“Sexual harassment and assault are a profound betrayal of sacred oaths and sacred trust,” Hagel said during his speech. “This scourge must be stamped out. We’re all accountable for ensuring that this happens. We can’t fail the Army or America. We can’t fail each other.”

*clap, clap, cla……….*       *clap*

Shorter Hagel:  You’ve completed your training.  I’m sure it was a picnic. He’s your gun.  Now don’t get drunk and start raping people.

I’m trying to envision this line of Graduation speeches if it was similarly applied at Morehouse.

Dear Morehouse Men:

It’s been a long six years full of countless malt liquors to achieve that Bachelors in Sociology that you’ve accumulated $40k in debt towards.  Please do not use your educations for manufacturing crack cocaine on your way to impregnating some dumb slut who will be pushing the baby that you’re not around to raise across seven lanes of traffic from her one bedroom apartment in a dangerous neighborhood to the bus stop for her daily commute to the welfare office.

Oh, and congratulations on your hard work!  The lifelong dream of both you and your ancestors to give me a fistbump will be administered shortly.

The difference is Obama admonishes Morehouse grads to be giving back to the community while he’s imploring military personnel to not become felonious sex offenders.

For someone whose primary work experience consisted of a Baskin-Robbins, light general office work and an occasional adjunct lecturer on his way to becoming the world’s leading amateur golfer / street ball power forward, he certainly knows how to recognize the laziness in others.

For someone who is the epitome of an affirmative action charity case, who to this day refuses to unseal his own college transcripts, he is adept at hijacking a day that so many struggled and sacrified to achieve in order to coopt it and rob it of any joy in the service of his instinctive need to hector you with his prejudices of you.

Don’t ever invite this guy to speak at your wedding.  He’ll let you know he’s the best man and that despite all of your numerous flaws that it’s important that you not abandon each other when times get rough in the economy he created.

Again, thank you America for the gift of this self-righteous fuckwad.

An IRS Full of Lynndie Englands

Lynndie England

Remember when low-level functionaries operating outside the law were the direct responsibility of The President and the type of lawless culture he promoted?  I mean, it’s not applicable now since 94% of the IRS employees union donates money to Obama and the post-Modern media is incapable of making the logical conclusion that there is a correlation between that number and the shared beliefs of the two.

And even less so, since buck passing has risen in popularity over the last several years:

The Roots of Abu Ghraib

Published: June 09, 2004

In response to the outrages at Abu Ghraib, the Bush administration has repeatedly assured Americans that the president and his top officials did not say or do anything that could possibly be seen as approving the abuse or outright torture of prisoners.

Since the Abu Ghraib scandal broke into public view, the administration has contended that a few sadistic guards acted on their own to commit the crimes we’ve all seen in pictures and videos. At times, the White House has denied that any senior official was aware of the situation, as it did with Red Cross reports documenting a pattern of prisoner abuse in Iraq. In response to a rising pile of documents proving otherwise, the administration has mounted a ”Wizard of Oz” defense, urging Americans not to pay attention to inconvenient evidence.

Today, those purveyors of Ozian prevarications are called Jay Carney, Dan Pfeiffer and David Plouffe.  By the current definition, Abu Ghraib would have only been possible if you were able to produce timestamped e-mails from George Bush to Lynndie England advising her on her patriotic duty to point at terrorists’ junk and building gay pyramids with them.  Anything else is just “political hay” and “distractions”.

Lying Prick

Lying Prick:  Lying like the prickishly, pig-snouted sociopath he is.  Prick.

After all, Bush should have refrained from “Wizard of Oz” defenses and gone straight for the “Duh, I found out when you guys did when I read the paper this morning” defense.  Who wouldn’t be encouraged by the current President’s seemingly drunk driving while blindfolded, hands-off-the-wheel, pedal to the metal approach to governing?  That stupid Bush didn’t read papers but he was the personal Torquemada of systemic torture at a makeshift prison on the other side of the world when not clearing out brush on his ranch of hate.

But we know that Obama is not a hands off person.  He’s a control freak.  And the only time that he of a million “I, I, I, I” speeches is nowhere near the Captain’s Quarters is when there is some blame needing be placed.

We do not know how high up in the chain of command the specific sanction for abusing prisoners was given, and we may never know, because the Army is investigating itself and the Pentagon is stonewalling the Senate Armed Services Committee. It may yet be necessary for Congress to form an investigative panel with subpoena powers to find the answers.

What we have seen, topped by that legalistic treatise on torture, shows clearly that Mr. Bush set the tone for this dreadful situation by pasting a false ”war on terrorism” label on the invasion of Iraq.

Ah, yes.  “Tone setting”.

Surely, the New York Times is positing a similar thought this weekend in the wake of widespread, years long IRS persecution of ideologically and religiously litmus-tested groups in order to quell their patriotic dissent before an election.  Surely, their flame of outrage would burn brightly out of consistency alone!  To do so otherwise would be bare assed hypocrisy.

NEWS that employees at the Internal Revenue Service targeted groups with “Tea Party” or “patriot” in their name for special scrutiny has raised pious alarms among some lawmakers and editorial writers.

Yes, the I.R.S. may have been worse than clumsy in considering an (ed. – non-existent) avalanche of applications for nonprofit status under the tax code, and that deserves scrutiny whether or not the agency’s employees were spurred by partisan motives. After all, some of these “tea party” groups are most likely not innocent nonprofit organizations devoted to the cultural significance of hot beverages — or to other, more civic, virtues. Rather, they and others are groups that may be illegally spending a majority of their resources on political activity while manipulating the tax code to hide their donors and evade taxes (the unwritten rule being that no more than 49 percent of a group’s resources can be used for political purposes).

For the people who demand that you provide videotaped confessions, time stamped e-mails and caught-red-handed evidence that Obama had absolutely nothing to do with he political targeting of his enemies and of which he was the direct beneficiary of that persecution, they certainly have no problem proclaiming allegations of tax evasion of nefarious motives to the victims in this instance while excusing the IRS perpetrators as merely “clumsy” with zero evidence whatsoever.

Where was this caveat as to the inherent guilt of those Abu Ghraib prisoners?  Were those prison guards not laboring under conditions worse than the cubicle dwelling paper miners at the IRS?

Congress has already announced hearings and investigations, and the service’s leadership will be grilled, as it should be. But it would be a travesty if the misdeeds here undermined the important work that must now be done to foster greater transparency, and to bolster confidence that the I.R.S. is in fact scrutinizing politically active groups across the board, regardless of their ideological bent.

Citizens need to rest assured that the integrity of our political system is intact.

As opposed to publishing inflammatory pictures and making unsubstantiated allegations in bad faith that sexual abuse of enemy combantants was demanded from on high in order to enflame Islamic fundamentalists to attack our service people because you wanted to lay blame for low-level military personnel’s behavior at the feet of the Commander-In-Chief with the non-preferred party letter after their name.  In order to “assure the integrity of our political system”.

If it wasn’t for double standards, the New York Times would have no standards at all.

UPDATE:  Even a stodgey old hack like Bob Schieffer finally had enough of the aforementioned Capital “P” Prick Dan Pfeiffer’s bald-faced obfuscations this morning.  When the Wilford Brimley of the Obama’s old media water carriers starts telling you to you to your stupid oinking face that you are sounding like Nixon during Watergate, it might be time to reverse course on demanding that Republicans apologize for impugning the reputation of Susan Rice for lying to the American People on five morning talk shows in a row.

You know, Dan.  Can I call you Dan?  Gunga Dan.  Your boss, Mr. Post-Racial, was at the race-based Morehouse College explaining to their graduating future welfare recipients that they are going to have to work “twice as hard” as white people just “to get by”.  That means that they would have to lie twice as hard as you to be in your position.  Hard to even imagine how that’s possible.

Exit question.  Why can’t anyone call a lie a “lie” anymore?  It’s dolled up in euphemisms like “you’re not telling the truth” or providing some golden bridge excuse for a lack of honesty.  When you’re a liar, you’re a liar.  Capital “L”, little “i”, little “a”, little “r”.  Liar.  Dan The Lying Prickface Pfeiffer.  End of story.

But I do understand how in this economy of your boss’s making that a House Cracka gotta eat and if it means going on tv and mouthing a few of Master’s lies to let you back on the porch that Obama’s House Crackas gotta do what a cracka gotta do.  You’re a better man than I, Gunga Dan.

Gabby Giffords Gives Us A Piece of Her Mind

Er, what’s left of it anyway in this smarmy, disingenuous, crayon scrawled, color-by-numbers NY Times op-ed:

On Wednesday, a minority of senators gave into fear and blocked common-sense legislation that would have made it harder for criminals and people with dangerous mental illnesses to get hold of deadly firearms — a bill that could prevent future tragedies like those in Newtown, Conn., Aurora, Colo., Blacksburg, Va., and too many communities to count.

Gave into fear?  Those people looked straight into what used to be your face and voted the conscience of their constituents.  That you can’t understand that may be written up to damaged ear drums or loss of cognitive abilities or what have you.  But make no mistake.  Let me be clear.  It took courage to stand up against the rotten, emotional blackmail perpetrated by your fellow Grabbies.

I always suspected she had something against minorities but her lies about this pathetic attempt to manipulate the public by Obama wearing a stole made out of the dead pelts of tender children makes me think she’s also a self-hating handicap.  Can’t depressed people defend themselves, too?

I know what it feels like to take a tough vote. This was neither. These senators made their decision based on political fear and on cold calculations about the money of special interests like the National Rifle Association, which in the last election cycle spent around $25 million on contributions, lobbying and outside spending.

So 40+ Senators were bought off with less money than Michael Bloomberg has spent in the last two months?  We should get the NRA to run the Treasury with that kind of ROI.   This is more than just making an argument that no one is acting in good faith and has legitimate concerns about a bill that was not going to be allowed to be debated.   It is about dehumanizing your enemies.  Kind of like Jared Loughner did before he tried to wipe a few out.

Speaking is physically difficult for me. But my feelings are clear: I’m furious. I will not rest until we have righted the wrong these senators have done, and until we have changed our laws so we can look parents in the face and say: We are trying to keep your children safe.

I’m sure a few thousand women who visited a Philadelphia abortion clinic and whose uterii look like the inside of Grabby’s cranium and whose children’s remains are being snaked out of the toilet they were flushed down or thawed out in the stale milk cartons that constitute their final resting place might disagree about the scope of the shit that Gabby Giffords gives about the kids vis a vis – Their Safety(tm).  Exponentially more kids died at Kermit Gosnell’s cloven hooves on the altar of choice than those sacrosanct more advanced fetuses greater angels of Sandy Hook.

But, ugh.  I do agree with Gabby.  Listening to her speak is physically difficult for me as well.  I’m furious whenever I see Barack Obama doing a Jeff Dunham impersonation and sticking his hand up her ass to make her mouth move.  Despite how old the act has gotten, there is always a fresh coat of Murphy’s Oil on her when she’s taken out of the box. *tap, tap, tap*  Is this thing on?  Apparently, not.

I am asking every reasonable American to help me tell the truth about the cowardice these senators demonstrated. I am asking for mothers to stop these lawmakers at the grocery store and tell them: You’ve lost my vote. I am asking activists to unsubscribe from these senators’ e-mail lists and to stop giving them money. I’m asking citizens to go to their offices and say: You’ve disappointed me, and there will be consequences.

If she wasn’t already half an invalid, I would have said that last line is a dog-whistle to incite murder against the Senators who voted against this atrocity of a gun-grab bill.  Maybe Gabby can encourage “mothers” to write letters to their Senators laced with Minute Ricin in the likely event that they don’t run into their Senator at the grocery store.

Mark my words: if we cannot make our communities safer with the Congress we have now, we will use every means available to make sure we have a different Congress, one that puts communities’ interests ahead of the gun lobby’s. To do nothing while others are in danger is not the American way.

“To do nothing while others are in danger is not the American way.”  She says this with a straight face.  Or as straight as her face will get.

A couple of Navy SEALs, intelligence officers and a raped Libyan Ambassador were unavailable for comment.

Guess Who’s Not Coming To Dinner

Awww, leftovers again?

At least they got a voter ID card

For those who only watch US based news, it is a true testament to the absolute immoral authority of the American media that the crimes of Philadelphia “doctor” Kermit Gosnell have gone without mention in any major newspapers or television networks.  And for all of the shame heaped on Dr. Ben Carson for his comments on gay marriage, somehow he is in the news and this so-called doctor doesn’t even warrant a mention in passing:

Gosnell, 72, is charged with murdering seven babies at Philadelphia Women’s Medical Society and with the death of the woman, who suffered cardiac arrest after she was given too much anesthesia.

Chances of Obama inviting the victims of Dr. Gosnell on Air Force One to promote greater regulation of the abortion industry?  Less than zero.  If he’d eat a dog then a tasty baby would be right up the alley he cheerfully sends these kids to be slaughtered in.

None dare call it The War On Women.  If they did the pro-abortion crowd could at least label the death of Karnamaya Mongar as friendly fire.  Can’t make an abortion omelet without accidentally euthanizing the occasional egg factory with too much anesthesia.  You see a woman’s body is like a termite infested house and once in a while you have to drop a tent over it to gas out the pests.

On the bright side, those nasty conservatives kept their laws of her body.  On the dark side, those sainted liberals allow Gosnell’s hands all over it.

A Grand Jury report said the clinic was crawling with cats and reeking of animal urine and feces. Furniture and blankets were stained with blood and instruments were not properly sterilized.

Disturbingly, the report alleged that fetal remains were stuffed into: ‘cabinets, in the basement, in a freezer, in jars and bags and plastic jugs’.

It would rain fetuses. Fetuses and blood all over the place. It is literally a beheading. It is separating the brain from the body,’ one former employee Stephen Massof told NBC.

But he said he believed the intentions of his boss were honest and that the doctor believed he was helping the women, often extremely poor, who came to him.

If you read that last paragraph and understand the diseased mind of liberals then you know immediately that their first thoughts would run to concern over the cats and animal cruelty.

I didn't choose the jug lifeI didn’t choose the Jug Life:  The Jug Life Chose Me

And not a one would think that Gosnell is anything more than an aberration.  What doctor taking a Hippocratic Oath gets up in the morning, chest swelling with righteous purpose, at the thought of cutting off the head of a baby with a pair of scissors knowing that it could survive if born prematurely?  Only a monster.  And this world is filled with them.

I mean who doesn’t have all the cabinets and drawers of their office stuffed full of dead babies if not a monster?  The recycling bins cover everything don’t they?  Recycling, composting and waste.  These dismembered children qualify at least as waste don’t they?  Crazy Kermit’s House of Discount Abortion skimps on disposal fees and passes their savings on to you!

Like the others, the high school student was given absurd responsibilities: performing ultrasounds, giving patients drugs, and helping with the surgeries. While Tina Baldwin and Lewis had attended the Thompson Institute and received rudimentary medical training, only Baldwn received a certificate of completion — in 2009, near the end of her tenure. Williams, in helping with procedures, would allegedly deliver babies, born fully alive, and then sever their spinal cords — as she had learned from the doctor. Sherry West, a former patient of Gosnell’s, was diagnosed Hepatitis C and never used gloves or other sanitary precautions when touching patients, administering IVs and drawing blood.

Savings galore!  Assuming you don’t catch Hep C on your first visit and aren’t accidentally murdered by the 15 year old teenager administering your sedatives.  Unsurprisingly, administering drugs is the only reason why Gosnell was discovered and the sole reason why his office was raided before they unwittingly uncovered this horror show.

The trial is in its fourth week and is expected to last another month. If Gosnell is found guilty he could be given the death penalty.

Eight clinic employees have pleaded guilty to various charges, while a ninth is on trial with Gosnell.

The death penalty??? For an abortion doctor?  What kind of sweet, poetic justice is this?  The only thing that could make it better is if every registered Democrat got the same sentence.  They are all just as guilty as Gosnell.  They all endorse his line of work if not his hygiene.  If Kathy Boudin can get a plum teaching assignment then Eric Rudolph should be able to form his own political action committee.

Where are the pictures?  As I understand liberalism, we can’t have an honest discussion about Sandy Hook until we can see some pictures of dead kids.  How about some pictures of these little angels who had their wings clipped by scissors to the brain and exterminated as if they were subhuman vermin.

The absence of this story as front page news in any major US newspaper or television station is because it is an indictment of liberalism itself.  We have to get updates from the British press because the American media is so biased that the penumbra imaginarily emanating from the Constitution to sanction taxpayer funded killing of your child must be protected at all costs while the explicitly established right to protect yourself is subject to an up-or-down vote after the requisite grandstanding from the Emotional Bully-In-Chief.

By God, you’re proud of your “choice”.  I can tell.  So proud that it must never see the light of day.

Further:  an excellent summary at the Houston Chronicle’s blog.

 

The Cowardly Ben Carson

A lot of people seem to be putting their already half-cracked and dripping eggs into the Ben Carson Basket.  This fount of inspiration.  A probable religious liberal whose one-time dressing down of Obama over his healthcare law has earned him The Free Pass from the fair denizens of Hannitry.  But the measure of someone is how much they are willing to stand for their convinctions.  And when it comes to Carson telling people what they need to hear when they need to hear it – this isn’t particularly encouraging:

A pediatric neurosurgeon who has become the darling of conservatives since speaking against nationalized healthcare is now under fire for comments he made about same-sex marriage.

Dr. Benjamin Carson told MSNBC’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports” on Friday that he would be willing to step down as commencement speaker at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine after faculty and students signed petitions asking that he not speak.

“I would say this is their day, and the last thing I would want to do is rain on their parade,” Carson told Mitchell.

Carson said in the interview that he has not notified the university he won’t be speaking. “I am waiting for appropriate channels,” he said. “I don’t think television is the appropriate channel.”

I don’t get it.  You just told everybody you’re not doing it but you’re waiting for the right moment to tell them that you don’t want to face a potentially hostile audience for a commencement address?

One of the petitions, quoted by The Hill newspaper, reads: “We retain the highest respect for Dr. Carson’s achievements and value his right to publicly voice political views. Nevertheless, we feel that these expressed values are incongruous with the values of Johns Hopkins and deeply offensive to a large proportion of our student body.”

So a speaker should only reflect the views of the majority?  That’s a good lesson.

How is this any different than any conservative college graduate who has to sit through the insufferable pap of the Oprah Winfreys, Nancy Pelosis or other leftarded savants who litter the April/May blogfeeds when they hijack every college commencement speech and slam it into the twin towers of Respect For The Opinions of Others and Respect For The Work of the Graduates.

Was Carson’s commencement address supposed to be about gay marriage?  I thought it should be something more along the lines of how “despite all your hardwork you have to learn how to deal with disappointment and not getting your way all the time”.  Or maybe, “in the course of the rest of your life you will come into contact with many people who don’t agree with you on every issue”.

Now would be the perfect time for that lesson since it’s painfully obvious they haven’t learned it in 5-10 years of college.

Regardless, Carson’s decision to quit should give anyone pause.  If he’s not willing to fight (if by fight you mean give a speech) for his right to his own beliefs how would he parlay that into steadfastness in fighting for yours.

There are very few neurosurgeons in the world.   He just might know something other than gay marriage to talk to these overextended, undereducated, intolerant future unemployables about.  But we’ll never know because he’s a quitter who is trying to pass off cowardice for respect of the opinions of people who have no respect for his.

Respect is a two-way street and Carson is content to let the thugs hog the road.  Don’t want to interrupt your good time with something you need to hear.  These are critical oppotunities that leaders never let pass.

Would you trust one of these thugs to operate on you if they knew your beliefs differed from there’s?  We only operate on those whose  political views reflect that of the majority of our distinct geographic proximity.

They need to be told the truth to their stupid faces at least once to say they got their money’s worth.  He may be able to heal damaged corpus callosum of a kid but when it comes to winning the minds of of the adult children Carson has conceded that he is not the man for the job.

Who Is Going To Protect Me From All This Cocaine?

It’s the Pester Over The Sequester!  The Tut-tut after the spending cut.  In the eternal search for the lightning in the silver cloud of the so-called Sequester, the Democommie chicken littles mistakenly garner support for ever greater budget cutbacks:

Warnings are also growing that the spending cuts will open the floodgates for more illicit drugs reaching U.S. soil. At a hearing last week before the House Armed Services Committee, Southern Command chief Marine Gen. John Kelly said sequestration means he could end up without critical air and water surveillance to monitor for cocaine trafficking.

“If I lose those assets, if they go to zero — and there are some that are predicting they will go to zero — then all of that cocaine, all of it, will get ashore, and more, I would predict, would get ashore and be on the streets of New York and Boston and Portland, Maine,” Kelly said.

Funny.  I never wanted to move to New York, Boston or Portland, Maine before.

Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe cocaine is what this nation needs to get it off the fucking couch and back to work?  To paraphrase Ned Flanders’ father, I understand that “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas” to make the turd of this economy swirl backwards up the bowl but I say it’s time to take a more unconventional approach.

Liquidate our nation’s evidence rooms and provide a free eightball once a week for a job well done.  Or at least done enthusiastically half-assed.

Why, some cocaine users even go on to become Presid…..eh.  Scratch that.

CORRECTION:  We’re just going to call it “Undocumented” Cocaine.  Then it’s not illegal anymore when it sneaks across the border and does the job that no American unemployment check will do.