After 8 years of the most far Left president in the history of this country, we need a French or Bolshevik revolution to fix all the shit that’s gotten worse on his watch.
It’s been the conservative complaint for as long as I can recall:
The GOP Establishment does not listen to the people and only sends up Northeastern, moderate/liberal candidates that lose. That we shouldn’t buck the system and go third party but rather work within it to change it.
That was certainly the impetus behind the Tea Party and there were even a few of them who were incorruptible in the face of Democrat condemnation, MSM smears, a lying President, and a GOP Establishment who hated their guts and actively undermined them.
One of them, even decided to run for President and isn’t doing too bad.
So I’m confused. Was all that complaining just about the base being able to select a moderate Democrat to lose instead of the Establishment?
Now we have a candidate in Ted Cruz who ostensibly tried to play within the system. George W. Bush can hang out with Barack Obama and even have Obama blame him for everything that’s gone tits up in the last 8 years but the only person who he comes out and says he hates is Cruz.
Cruz – the “insider” that no one likes. He’s failed to make deals with the people whose deals have gotten us into this fucking mess.
When the Gang of Eight was within hours of forcing through Amnesty, Cruz and Sessions fought it and won. He filibustered another godawful budget deal where Obama chose to shut down the entire government and erect barricades overnight to keep veterans out of open air memorials and was thrown under the bus by Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. The man won a landmark Second Amendment rights case against all odds. I don’t have the keystrokes to cover all of the conservative stands Ted Cruz has made but to have one of the only bright lights in the last few years be called a pussy and then cheered by thousands of alleged conservatives in New Hampshire.
I don’t know who the fuck would do this. Much less believe it or cheer it. You’re not conservatives and you’re sure as fuck not Christians. Fools is more like it. Trump’s Chumps.
You’ve chosen to believe a liar because you’ve been losers for so long that you want to play yipping lapdog to big barking dog.
The big barking dog with tiny hands and who wears pink lipstick. The one who implies that he’d be planting an anal creampie in his daughter if they weren’t related. I heard that somewhere. I don’t know for certain that he wants to bake a custard pie in her mouth oven. I in no way think he would ever do that and I reprimand anyone who’d suggest that he’d like to make his daughter sign a non-disclosure agreement for being impregnated with his asshole baby. I’m just re-tweeting what I hear.
I’m not some shrinking violet. I’m as pissed as anyone at what has gone on in this country. When Marco “Mister” Roboto repeats his programming about Obama doing this shit to the country on purpose – just because he’s a one trick pony on it doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Obama is fucking this country up on purpose.
And yet, Trump doesn’t think so. He says “he disagrees respectfully” and that Obama is merely “incompetent”.
There’s your fucking pussy. Take a good whiff.
That Coldplay half-time show made my pussy hurt.
Can we maybe not have Diversity and Inclusion hijack every single Super Bowl and slit our good time’s throat on the 50 yard line?
I especially liked the audience member rubbing the rainbow flag cumkerchief in the lead singer’s face.
This is why ISIS hates us.
And Mini Coopers.
I can tell you how long I have been waiting for this day. The day it became apparent that John McCain was going to limp dick his way to the Republican Party nomination. The day another Democrat-Lite lied to Americans about being conservative who was offered up as a sacrifice to a full-blooded Democommie Socialist who lied to the country about being a Hate America radical.
And I’m done with all that. I don’t have a political party and we should all be beyond that. There is only one thing that matters now and that is salvaging this country from the assured destruction of one more socialist administration.
The debt is such that the often promised but never delivered brakes of insincere budget cuts are not going to stop this train from careening off the rails.
There is only one man in this race who has The Will To Fight against this fraudulent system that is going to collapse under the weight of its own corruption. To fight against the Constitutional Atrophy that is simultaneously squandering the greatest gift to humanity in recorded history. The second greatest gift if you’re a Christian.
I don’t even have to say the name of who I support. By that definition, you already know who it is. This country is already too far gone for us to suffer through four years of a lesser candidate.
So it begins in Iowa tonight. The start of the end of one of the most disastrous periods in U.S. History. The end of the historic first – America electing its first Anti-American President. And with him gone, it is time to start settling the scores by ejecting his lackeys from the permanent bureaucracy. There is only one candidate keeping score against the Leftists.
The rest are just running for office.
Hitlery Clintard cankled her way up the handicapped accessible ramp for the aged and infirm into the news again today with the revelation that she was not, in fact, the one who wrote the book on obstructing justice.
However, she did purchase a book on better using e-mail so that you didn’t use phrases or practices that might get you into legal hot water for some reason.
Take, for example, Chapter Six: “The Email That Can Land You In Jail.” The chapter includes a section entitled “How to Delete Something So It Stays Deleted.”
What would be some other good topics in Hitlery’s Obstructing Justice For Dummies compendium?
Pull Your Thumb Out Of Your Ass and Stick A Thumbdrive Into Your Hiding Hole
Control Freak – Alt – Delete
Post Guards At The Door Of Your Server Room To Keep Out Hackers
Laundering Campaign Donations Through A Fake Foundation
Faking Brain Injuries To Delay Criminal Investigations
Playing The Old Maid Card, You Crafty Silver Fox
A Cold Fish With A Bicycle Needs A Fake Foundation To Peddle Its Influence
Don’t ever count on someone who defines their human existence solely by what holes they like to root around in to stop digging when they put themselves into a particularly dark and disturbing one:
After being so frustrated by fact and science-based arguments he resorted to threats of physical violence against Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro Thursday, Friday morning Zoey Tur extended his hateful bullying campaign by publicly agreeing with a tweet that called for Shapiro to be “curb-stomped.”
I expect Inside Edition to unload this hulking tub of guts in a tube top by this afternoon for laying hands on and threatening to assault a co-panelist while acting as a representative of their organization post haste. But then, to double down and offer to pay someone to curb stomp him…I dunno…it doesn’t sound that apologetic to me.
Just kidding! It’s the next Rosa Parks.
Ed Driscoll is filling in for Insty this week and posted some highly optimistic thoughts by Terry Moran’s brother about how shit’s going to be alright because The Constitution or something. Apparently, a few commenters are not having much of it. To wit:
Unsustainable debt. Plummeting educational standards. Over 51% of the country dependent on a check from the treasury. No border. Massive, growing welfare state. Destruction and undermining of the family, marriage, the church, patriotism, and the very idea we are all in this together.
America has never been here before. The hydraulics have quit responding, the fuel tanks are on fire, and we are losing altitude. In the middle of the Pacific. This will not end well, and it is delusional to say “the Constitution is frayed around the edges” when the President and the majority SCOTUS have decided to abdicate their responsibility to follow or enforce the law.
Like any loan, the paper it is written on is never worth more than the morality and character of the people who signed it. And the character of both The Constitution’s alleged enforcers and the beneficiaries of its exceptional gifts are quite suspect these days. Under the original plan, the government derived its authority from the consent of the governed and now the government has declared itself above needing that consent and issues its moral thunderbolts, based on nothing more than “if it feels good do it” liberalism, from the secular Godhead.
Where the government once was the Borrower of authority from the people, it is now the Lender and has declared the majority of the country in default.
As John Adams said, “Our Constitution is made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”
Is that not where we find ourselves? An immoral people being ruled by immoral judges and their non-judgmental leaders?
I’m an atheist and can testify that this week has been filled with the most open immoral sacrilege and coordinated assault against the Constitution and religion in memory. It is the creation of a minority rule apartheid state.
And it begs the questions: Why do we have to put up with this? If we don’t like each other so much, why do we have to spend another moment putting up with each other?
The Communist Left has always wanted to do away with a Christian America and this is going to kick in the door of every church and demand that they perform acts contrary to their beliefs or be made to suffer either at the hands of the IRS or an endless stream of lawsuits.
Mr. Moran’s optimism is, how can I say this, misplaced. Anyone on the Right knows that the Communist Left hates their guts and I assure them that the feeling is more than mutual.
The sharp stick in the eye, Because Fuck You That’s Why form of government that the anti-American Left is cheering right now is not going to end well for anyone.
No links here. Just commentary.
So Mitt Romney, the leftwing media’s preferred spokesperson for ineffective Republican candidates for higher office, sat down with Chuckles Todd this morning and the question inevitably rose about who he supports for 2016.
As has been the case in the past, it’s always the names he omits that is the giveaway. Naturally, he supports Rubio, Bush, and Walker (establishment types to form) but then threw in John Kasich. Really? Because Kasich is such an economic powerhouse governor that the interstates are burning up with people moving to Cuyahoga county? Don’t assign to Kasich what can be attributed to Lebron James t-shirt sales.
Kasich has embarrassed Rick Perry and Texas in job creation – am I hearing you correctly, Mitt? Perry got the endorsement of Marcus Luttrell and Chris Kyle’s wife at his launch while Kasich, Graham, and Pataki are better suited for a launch on The Ellen Show.
The GOP establishment is immune from learning and doomed to failure. If you take away Reagan, the GOP has not had a definitive “win” since Nixon. I say this because the GOP establishment hated Ronald Reagan. Sure, they endorsed him after he cut a VP deal with George HW Bush and exalt his mantle but not his vision. He had to take on leftwing Bush Sr. to keep him from being fragged – but that was against the will of the party apparatus. Bush hated Reagan.
Bush Jr. would not have won if Nader had not run. And he wouldn’t have won re-election if John Kerry was not such a traitorous space cadet with Mr. Burns money. Take these couple of turns of fate away and it would have been a 40 year drought.
So no Cruz, no Perry, no Rand Paul, or anyone to the right of Chris Christie. I’ve been a vocal Cruz supporter for almost two years but the Perry endorsements are going to get him a second look.
To wit, if Ronald Reagan were running today then Mitt Romney would still prefer Kasich over him and he would not even garner a mention.
Don’t give these people any money. More than half the country has no option at the ballot box.
The Republican Party has figured out that it still pays pretty good to come in 2nd in a two-man race and they are fine with spitting in the faces of conservative/libertarian voters, losing, and being Democrat Lite.
Needing Nancy Pelosi to save us from fast track authority for Obama is a sign of how desperate things have become.
Obama and Democrats’ public position on Israel has become one of expedient adultery.
We’re going to stay married for appearances but we’re also going to cheat on you publicly.
I don’t understand who is supposed to believe this.
I asked rhetorically (via Gateway Pundit):
“President El Sisi (Egypt) asked for American intelligence targeting intelligence before today’s strikes and didn’t get it. King Abdullah of Jordan asked for Intelligence data on targets to respond to the murder of a Jordanian aircraft pilot. The Kurds are begging for arms and ammo from the United States, not one bullet has been delivered by the United States.”
The only reason why Obama would be ordering no logistical support to Jordan and Egypt is because he is already collaborating with ISIS on Syria. That’s why we keep distinguishing ISIS and ISIL. ISIL is as bad as The Khorasan Group – whoever the fuck they are.
You know! The Khorasan Group. The group of ten foot tall, bullet shitting desert warriors that no one had even heard of until September 2014 when their Wikipedia page was first fabricated.
But ISIS, like the Taliban, are our buddies now and need midnight basketball, a culturally sensitive school lunch program, and continuing adult education programs to steer them away from chopping off the heads of journalists, Christians, or captured foreign aid victims they rape and sell into sexual slavery.
That’s why Obama will not assist our allies in killing any of them. Is there some other way that makes sense?
Hmmm, it’s been a while. I dunno. A couple of years maybe. That doesn’t mean that I haven’t been paying attention. Kind of like Santa Claus in June. Sure, he may be hanging out on a beach in Fiji with some of his special lady “friends” but he’s still watching everything you do.
So COOTUS’ friends over in Iraq and Syria are beheading and torturing Christians at will. Mass executions, blowing up hotels, female genital mutilation, anti-freedom rallies, forced child homicide bombers, executing teenagers for watching soccer, throwing gays off roofs, and too many other beheadings, crucifixions and executions to count. All in a day’s work for the religion of peace.
Meanwhile, back here at home, the left is still desperate to kill the unborn. So much so that they’ve invoked their two favorite things – accusing people of rape and pushing the sacrament of abortion – in one fantastic vomitous bleat:
“We require in various states to do trans-vaginal ultrasounds before abortion, which by every state law, the involuntary introduction of an object into a woman’s vagina is rape, so in certain states we are requiring physicians to rape their patients,” Herndl said to a group of around 50 people, including some of her students who were in attendance.
Yes, yes, we get it. Everything is rape. Fortunately hundreds of thousands showed up at the March for Life this past weekend and younger people are trending more pro-life, which has got to be grinding the gears of the infanticidal left. There is reason for hope. But don’t look to the cowards in the GOP to help out.
With the Super Bowl just a few days away, it’s fitting that someone would be butthurt about something. This time it’s a GoDaddy commercial.
Godaddy has already wimped out and pulled the ad, which I found pretty damn funny. People who think that this is tantamount to animal cruelty really need to get a grip. The ads that need to be pulled are the moronic domestic violence ads that the NFL has shoved down our throats all season long. Note to Fidel Goodell, most of us don’t beat our wives. Why don’t you cram your illiterate PSAs down your players’ throats and let the rest of us enjoy the violence on the field, as we have for so many decades.
Ok, back to my job as a typical heteronormative white male. There are people to oppress!
The only thing more offensive than Obama’s antagonistic and bigoted soliloquy following the Zimmerman acquittal has been the simultaneously condescending and exultant exhortations of his admirers.
We are somehow supposed to be amazed that a Chicago machine pol who has profited from pimping his race his entire life can give a speech that makes white liberals feel comfortable in their prejudices and their continued inability to overcome them.Â So comfortable, in fact, that they follow the speech with praise more suited to a little boy who has learned to use the bathroom all by himself.Â In public no less!
Sen. John McCain, the Arizona Republican who lost the 2008 presidential race to Obama, called the president’s remarks “very impressive,” and said they should help all Americans think about how to improve race relations in the wake of Trayvon Martin’s death.
“I think we continue to make progress,” McCain told CNN’s State of the Union, but recent events show “we still have a long way to go.”
McCain also said he wouldn’t “second guess” the Florida jury’s decision this month to acquit George Zimmerman for the death of the 17-year-old Trayvon.
What an impressive turd of a speech you have laid on the front lawn of every American!Â All by yourself!
But “second guessing” the Florida jury’s decision is precisely what Obama said.Â I respect their decision but I don’t agree with it and I’m going to have my Attorney General continue to harass Zimmerman for alleged civil rights violations until he’s either shot by a Trayvon Martin supporter or commits suicide.
This is McCain’s idea of “impressive” for President 12%.Â If Obama is only going to represent 12% of the population then that’s what he needs to be called and he doesn’t represent them all that well to begin.
Not one to be outdone, David Brooks had a keen eye for slacks creases on the Meet The Press this morning:
On Sundayâ€™s broadcast of â€œMeet the Pressâ€ on NBC, New York Times columnist David Brooks gushed over President Barack Obamaâ€™s speech on race in the wake of the George Zimmerman verdict a week earlier.
â€œIt seemed superficially unimportant, but itâ€™s important to remember race is his first subject, as it would be if you had a black father and a white mother,â€ Brooks said. â€œAnd all the mental habits, he breached all the other issues, grow out of the way he framed race and the way he started thinking about race â€” his tendency to do, â€˜On the one hand, on the other,â€™ his desire to reconcile opposites, his ability to see different points of view. All the stuff weâ€™ve come to see him apply to every other issue, it started with race.Â And I thought this speech was one of the highlights of the presidency.â€
â€œI thought it was a symphony of indignation, professionalism, executive responsibility, personal feeling,â€ Brooks said. â€œIt had all these different things woven together, I thought beautifully.Â But itâ€™s important to remember, race is how he thinks.â€
He said as he wiped off his chin and dusted his knee caps.
And what was his most memorable line for this “highlight of his presidency” to elicit such effusive praise?Â The only line I’ve heard anyone quote is a play off his earlier comments that “He could have been Trayvon Martin 35 years ago”?
I wish.Â If he’d assaulted someone like George Zimmerman 35 years ago it would have saved us several trillion dollars.
What Brooks is praising, Obama’s ability to keep himself in two worlds, is the problem.Â You can’t pledge false allegiance to the rule of law while encouraging a mob action.Â You can’t be both right and wrong.
In keeping with the commodalÂ theme of this post, you either shit or get off the pot.Â You either urge calm, or you don’t.Â You don’t say the law was right and then side with thousands of protesters laying seige to federal buildings all over the country laboring under the stubborn narrative that Travyon Martin was stalked or hunted by George Zimmerman and killed for being black on a Tuesday night by a Stand Your Ground defense using cracker.
That is not what happened and siding with people who have turned it into that is more than just unpresidential.Â It’s a shitty thing to do.
And leaves others to clean up the mess he made.
Now let’s rip the rings off of Uncle Sam’s dead fingers.
By now, everyone should realize that at some point prior to last nights debate that the Obama campaign contacted Crowley to convince her to throw a month’s worth of recent history down the memory hole.
The fallacious assertion that Obama called the Libyan attack “terrorism” on day one is nothing more than an attempt to re-write the last month despite al evidence to the contrary. Â Two weeks afterwards, UN Ambassdor Rice had already debased herself on national tv, Carney was hunkered down in hiding, Obama speechified at the UN mentioning the Youtube video a half dozen times and the media did their best to try and bury the story.
Well, a funny thing happened yesterday when a reporter who Obama was joking with started asking about Libya. Â Suddenly he just clams up and walks off.
Are these the actions of someone who called it a terrorist attack on day one? Â He was keeping his powder dry for the debate. Â Magic powder. Â With Crowley as his chubby assistant who helped to saw Romney in half on an a point he got right.
The transcript of the WH garden speech on Sept. 12 says flat out that the Libyan attack was “senseless violence” because of a video denigrating Islam. Â The only question now is when did Obama administration officials / Attack Watch contact Crowley to risk their fingers feeding Crowley this line of BS that she gobbled up like so many Ho-Hos.
President Thin Skin did not allow Republicans to eviscerate him on the Benghazi attack for a month without responding and claiming that it was a terrorist attack.Â They invented this new defense and Crowley colluded with them.
For the sake of argument, let’s pretend Obama did say it was a terrorist attack on day one.Â So, your embassy is attacked.Â You don’t know if your Ambassador or the staff are hurt or killed.
You go to bed.Â Then, the next day you attend two fundraisers rather than meeting with your National Security team and speaking with Libyan counterparts to catch the perpetrators.Â His 3 am call came at 5pm and he let it go to voicemail.Â A month later he claims he sent us an e-mail about it and didn’t get a read receipt.
So “the future does not belong to those who slander Islam”, huh?
The evidence is really adding up.
Because that’s the definition when a government official puts out an open call to a terrorist organization to kill someone:
A Pakistani government minister on Saturday announced a $100,000 bounty for the killing of the person who produced an online film that denigrates the Prophet Muhammad.
Federal Minister for Railways Ghulam Ahmed Bilour also asked the Taliban and al-Qaida to extend support to the would-be killer.
Speaking at a press conference at the Peshawar Press Club, the federal minister said whoever is responsible for blasphemy deserves death.
“The American who produced the sacrilegious film in the U.S. is also liable to death and we will shower dollars on the one who killed the blasphemer. If members of the banned militant organizations kill the maker of the blasphemous movie, they will also be rewarded,” Bilour announced.
Umm, Pakistan has nuclear weapons.Â This would make them more dangerous than Iran, right?Â They harbored Osama bin Laden for years.
Quick!Â Somebody get this man an apology.
For those of you who may have missed COOTUS’ tearjerker “Romney killed my wife” ad, here it is. Get out a hanky, you’ll need it.
This works nicely with COOTUS’ gubmint healthcare plans as well as drives the point home that Rethuglicans want to kill people. Especially old people. Especially old, different-looking people. Because they’re bigots. And stuff.
The only problem with that ad is that (like everything else that comes out of the assmouth of the Obama team) it’s a lie.
COOTUS is lucky the American voting public is so damn stupid.
And, besides, we all know the real cause of cancer:
Today we will be focusing on what you might expect to find should you be in France for a vacation. These observation are anecdotal and not taken from seasoned analysts with inside access to the political dynamic. Rather, it is the view on the street from a tourist with somewhat limited access to information beyond my impressions.
Confirming the cliches.
The Euro is curious because it is worth more than a dollar but appears to buy a whole hell of a lot less than a dollars worth of goods and services.
As of yesterday’s exchange rate, $1.33 buys you one Euro. So, if you want 100 Euros to spend, it would cost you approximately $134. But you say, you have a more valuable currency now, you can buy more stuff. Wrongo my red-necked friend. Let’s look at an example.
I want a d*mn cup of coffee in the morning. There are only two rules, it must have caffeine and it must be available in mass quantities.
So after visiting a few cafes and realizing that the choices are thimble-size espresso shots for $4.00 US or shotglass sized coffee au creme for about $4.90, you are thrilled to discover there is a McDonalds with coffee on the menu.
So your jonesing for 22 glorious ounces of a crappy yet fully effective roasted cup of coffee. Well, in the US, that might set you back $.89. But you walk away with a big a$$ cup of wake me up juice.
Not so in France. McDonald’s equivalent cup it the Cafe Creme. And it is a decent quality expresso-styled drink that runs about $1.85. Would it be worth it? Yes, unless you actually wanted 22oz of d*mned coffee to walk around with in the first place.
In fact for a country that is legendary for it’s fine coffee beverages, it is dang near impossible to get a simple cup of joe in a paper cup.
Because of the exorbitant prices on everything (I can’t find a cheeseburger for less than $15), you find yourself spending faster than a Greek pensions bursar. The only time I’ve seen money go so fast was when the pit boss at my Vegas craps table was running his Hoover across my bets in the worst run of luck since the Hindenburg disaster.
Truth is, I think the expensive cost of living results in the middle class living in cramped apartments, driving cramped sub-compact cars (more pix later) and paying more for the basic necessities of life. But with the promise of “free” healthcare they seem happy with it. And to be honest, their “top 1%” has all the goodies – there are plenty of Mercedes, BMWs and expensive real estate. But the middle class is content with this. They don’t get the newest iPhones, their laundry rooms are washers tucked next to the dishwasher in their kitchens and a restaurant meal is a rare treat. But again, they seem content with that.
Our next installment is about the surprises that a non-jet-setter discovered. Think of it as Mythbusters – Buffet Edition
Jim Malone, the Untouchables
David Mamet, The Secret Knowledge
It’s been a while. How you been? You still doin’ that stuff you do? Thought so. Me, I’ve been watching the idiots in D.C. fall all over themselves, pretending to come up with ideas that are going to save the economy. Rethuglican or Dim-O-Crack, doesn’t matter. None of them are prepared to do what needs to be done to actually “fix” the economy, because that “fix” would leave them unable to continue robbing from the public coffers, and, let’s face it, they’re all in it for the graft. At some point, you just have to look at the list of GOP “contenders” and COOTUS and say to yourself: We’re just plain-old fucked.
At least we have some comedy with COOTUS bouncing from airport to airport touting his new “jobs bill”. I know he doesn’t mean to be funny, but how can you do anything but laugh at this douche? It helps that he’s been semi-neutered by a limp-wristed GOP House, otherwise, it might not be quite as funny. A little Steyn helps, though.
“I love you, too,” said the president. “Butâ€¦ .”
Oh, no, here it comes: conditional love. “But, if you love me, you’ve got to help me pass this bill!” You’d be surprised how effective this line is: I tried it on Darlene in the back of my Ford Edsel when I was 17, and we didn’t get home till two in the morning.
Heh. I never had the guts to try that line, but I encourage all you youngsters to give it a shot. What do you have to lose, really?
That’s how he got elected, isn’t it? Just repeat the same meaningless tripe until it turns into a chant and *bingo*, you’re COOTUS.
At this point, who is going to loan us a buck or two? Mr. T? I don’t think so.
So, we all sit back, kick our feet up, accept the fact that everything we once assumed about our economy, investments, retirement, etc, no longer applies. In the meantime, go long on ammo and canned goods, baby.
As for me, I’ve found riding bikes with the kids much more rewarding than the blogosphere so cut me some slack. And thanks for checking in Chuck. We’ll still be here until the speech police come and haul us away.