General

There Are 195 Other Countries In The World

Fun(damentalist) Fact: About 50 of those countries have a Muzzloid majority.

Pick one.

Oh, they won’t take you? They’re all shitholes? They’re all as bad as your homeland?

Well, come to America the liberals scream. The land of racism, xenophobia, sexism, and myriad other bigotries. Come one, come all to enjoy our passive intolerance and so we can celebrate the diversity of your violent intolerance.

Mad Duck a l’Orange

In light of the Imperial Mad Duck, Mallard Hussein Penandphone, redistributing his final bread crumbs to his ecoterrorist paymasters, drug running race comrades, and Islamonazi aligned Gitmo detainees, I can’t help but wonder – where is Trump?

Per the script, The Mad Mallard dumps these controversial measures off as he starts yet another multimillion dollar vacation at taxpayer expense. Who runs up another $5MM vacation in their last month?

This asshole. That’s who.

Give him no rest. Make him respond from the golf course all day. Every day.

The unconstitutional maneuverings of this usurper, in what people are mistakenly thinking are his final days, demands action if not at the very least some public repudiation.

The current regime is saying “nice doggie” to your face while they’re putting antifreeze in your food.

In the spirit of comity, let’s get some shit straight with the rafting Democraps floating along with these last minute power grabs most fowl:

1). The Arctic/Atlantic “Permanent” Drilling Ban. Who doesn’t enjoy invoking a Jim Crow era law to take away energy security for our country and economic security for those who live there. I mean besides The Washington Post.

Recommended Action: Trump speaks in front of a map of these “permanently” prohibited areas for what he’s going to name the Malia and Sasha Petroleum Initiative. We’ll provide the Barry Soetero Tax Reprieve Deal (or BASTARD for short) to encourage drilling in those areas so deep that Gaia will be walking funny for the next century.

2). Pardon and Commutation Reform. This process is being abused for economic gain. The latest Obamabrag is that, so far, he’s commuted the sentences of ten times the number of the last eight presidents combined. *slow golf clap*. Congratulations on sending violent, big time drug dealers back into their already impoverished and defenseless communities.

These are not people sentenced harshly for having a little crack instead of powdered cocaine. These are people convicted of running 500 grams up to many kilos in addition to dozens more for gun charges. Thanks Mr. Sandy Hook changed the conversation. Presumably, the drug charges provided longer mandatory sentencing than assaults, attempted murder, etc. Portraying these as low level drug offenders is a bald faced lie.

Recommended Action: Prescribe a finite number of pardons and commutations per Presidential term and with limited Congressional overview. After a certain number, say 30% of Congress must consent. If someone commits a crime after release, then those that voted for it are exposed to civil liability from the victims as well as ethics investigations or being censured for negligence.

Better still, in continuing the Mad Mallard’s creative practice of his legal alchemists seeing a theoretical inch in an old law and feeling high confidence that they can take a mile, make this liability ex post facto to December 1, 2016.

It’s just a little ex post facto. We can get a legal opinion that may not be upheld in the Supreme Court in a few years too.

3) Hurrying to Release More Gitmo detainees to terror sponsoring countries.

This will not be permitted. They don’t turn into pumpkins in 4 weeks do they?

Recommended Action: Trump should order the guards, under The Office of The President-elect that Obama quasi created, not to release anyone under threat of court martial. Unless Mad Duck wants to court martial those refusing orders until Jan. 20th, let it be known that the incoming President has a legal opinion that these transfers are illegal and that more time is needed to review these arrangements.

This is my short holiday list and these are not ordinary times. If Obama wants to set the world on fire in his last month, burn his legacy down in front of him and have his party lock arms and cosign his treason.

They’re already at war. When will our side decide to respond accordingly and forego all of this highly overrated Be Gracious And Wait Your Turn bullshit?

The Blood and Semen On Nashville’s Hands

No, this isn’t about the Vaseline Alley that Church Street has become. Although it’s easy to see how you jumped to that conclusion.

Shame on you.

I hope the recent declaration by the sanctuary city of Minneapolis’ Mayor stating that she intends to nullify our nation’s immigration laws will be the first in a long line of liberal dystopias to have their federal funding revoked.

“I will continue to stand by immigrants in Minneapolis. For years, Minneapolis has codified in ordinance that our police officers will not do the work of the Federal government and ICE regarding immigration status. If police officers were to do the work of ICE it would harm our ability to keep people safe and solve crimes.

Crimes? What crimes? You saying immigrants commit crimes?

The Mayor may think she can unilaterally secede from the union but Fort Sumter Dems flying their confederate flag again isn’t any less treasonous when it’s in Minneapolis.

Perhaps Sheriff Arpaio can replicate Sherman’s March to The Sea by becoming head of US Customs and Border Protection. Burn a clear path from South Dakota to the Great Lakes.

Which brings me home. Nashville is an unrepentant sanctuary city as well. In the midst of a construction boom, local developers openly flaunt immigration laws because it has been encouraged by the Nashville city government for the past three administrations.

$3000 per month crackerbox apartments from 12South to the edge of the county teeming with illegals on every jobsite, jaywalking across busy streets on their way to the site, and so on.

Hospitals, Vanderbilt University, luxury high rises, all being built with illegal labor driving down wages for US citizens and then, adding insult to injury, the government gives legal protections to foreign nationals because of all they’ve done for their major campaign contributors.

This place went from “it” city to shit city so quickly that you’d have to work in the media to have missed it.

Nashville and the surrounding counties are inundated with tens of thousands of illegals.

Any random search of people arrested in the last 24 hours will show a significant number of people who likely should not even be in the country.

They are intentionally booked in as “white” males or females so the numbers cannot be tracked and, of course, when they make the evening news their immigration status won’t be mentioned.

And I mention this because of two recent high profile cases.

The first was about two months ago. A young tourist from California was hunted down and killed like an animal in downtown Nashville several hours after arriving. Directly in front of our new $300MM convention center and less than three blocks from the downtown police station.

The illegals who stalked him and shot him dead in the street quickly fled to the sanctuary state of North Carolina where 2 of 3 were apprehended.

Of course, Mayor Megan Barry (who has consistently shown that the job of Mayor is mainly ceremonial), was quick to thank police and the illegal alien community for both causing and catching the murderers:

“I want to thank Detective Ashworth and the other detectives who worked so hard and so carefully to identify and find the suspects in this terrible crime,” Mayor Megan Barry said. “I know a number of tips were received over the past few weeks, which shows just how important strong relationships between our Police Department and the community are to public safety.”

And “the community”. Thanks to some of you illegals with a conscience.

In the second case, a Nashville nanny was violently raped in a popular public park in broad daylight while watching two children:

She described how a man, sitting in a running car, was staring at her, and how he later approached her as she tended to 3-year-old twins. She wasn’t scared, she said, until he grabbed her.

“He covered my mouth and threw me to the ground,” she said. She told the children to leave. The man twice assaulted her on the ground, she said, and then left with her iPhone.

As Mr. Trump aptly stated, “Some of them are rapists”.

This guy is one of those. And this was completely preventable.

When Assistant District Attorney General Jenny Charles on Thursday asked the woman if she recognized the attacker, she pointed her right hand at Dennis N. Ramos-Montes. Ramos-Montes, 26, sat in the courtroom in a yellow jail uniform, his head down toward his lap, listening to a woman interpreting the hearing into Spanish. Police say he is a native of Honduras.

There is blood and semen on Megan Barry’s hands. Karl Dean’s hands. The Nashville Scene. The Tennessean. All the networks.

They’ve encouraged it and then cover it up. “Native of Honduras” is cryptoamnesty speak for illegal alien rapist.

If they won’t enforce the laws? Cut their federal funding and prosecute them.

Maybe being forced to speak to the actual victims of the lawlessness they’ve benefited from will open their liberal minds. If not, close the federal purse and open the federal prison.

Pointy Toothed Savage Fareed Zakaria “Reflects”

Noted plagiarist and possible Ferengi interloper Fareed Zakaria feints to “reflection” in his little watched CNN show this Sunday morning.

The Hate America Leftist attempts to elite-splain how he could have been so wrong about the election results. His preconceived notions are predictably as patronizing as they are elitist:

But first here’s my check for those of us who oppose Donald Trump the response Tuesday’s vote could be anger or honest reflection.

Spoiler alert: That’s the feint.

And I am not by Nature an angry person so I’ll try the latter. Donald Trump remade the political map with a huge surge of support from working class whites particularly in rural communities. Let me be honest.

This is a world that I don’t know and many people probably don’t know very well and that’s part of the problem.

That would be “many people” with the minor exception of the people who won the election last week. Simultaneously he runs a scroll at the bottom that says Fareed’s Take: instead of anger over Trump Victory I will try reflection.

We have all managed to ignore Rural America and the pain of economic hardship and social dislocation it has faced over the last few decades.

Of course when Fareed says “we”, he means our betters. The Coastal elitists, such as himself, who thanks to their Advanced intellect have risen to cities like New York and Los Angeles in a meritocracy and that anyone who does not live in those cities is an inbred, uneducated hillbilly who we should not mock but rather explain to them how the world works through a sophisticated system of grunts and groans and possibly coloring books.

The big divide in America today is urban vs rural. There is an essay on the satirical website Cracked.com by David Wong who grew up in a small town in Illinois and it gives voice to the rage of rural Americans (titled “How Half of America lost its Fucking Mind“.

The whole goddamned world revolves around America’s cities.

Most new movies, songs, games are about NY, LA, or Chicago or some fantasy version of them. All the hot, new indistries are in hip cities.

If you live in rural America, that fucking sucks.

To those who ignored suffering people (flashes image on screen of homes destroyed by hurricane or tornado), Donald Trump is a brick chucked through the window of the elites.

Are you assholes listening now?

To which Zakaria hilariously responds, “We are”. This was the closest Zakaria came to introspection in his little soliloquy.

Now comes the condescending, patronizing rationale where, “let’s not judge” but rather elitist-splain how we got to this point.

Over the last three or four decades, America has sorted itself into a highly effecient meritocracy.

What lurks behind his dead, black eyes is unadulterated evil and he would easily support someone else to ethnically cleanse you if he could.

Where people from all walks of life can move up the ladder of achievement and income – usually ending up in cities.

It’s a better way than using race or gender or bloodlines as a path to wealth and power but it does create it’s own problems.

Such as smelling your own farts, hypnotizing navels of unfathomable depths, and Costs of Living that make what you could live on like a King in rural America will only rent you an 800 square foot crackerbox in some shit ass borough on top of several million other of your highy enlightened fellow meritocrats.

*CNN scroll: We’re listening now, Rural America!*

You say you’re listening but I have my suspicions that you’re still not.

As with any system, there will be people who don’t ascend to the top.

And because it’s a meritocracy, it’s easy to believe this is justified.

That they deserve it.

A meritocracy can be blind to the fact that some people don’t make it because they were unlucky or up against tough odds.

So, you see, because we’re better than you (/Because Merit) I hope you understand why we feel this smug sense of superiority over you. Somewhat coincidentally, the word “meritocracy” was thrown around a lot by David Brooks on Meet the Depressed this morning as well.

From the streetsweeper, to the plumber, to some office drone, the cabbie, or the guy who cooks food on the street. Better than you cousin fucking rubes in every way.

Because Ascendancy of Merit!

More profoundly, it can be morally blind.

Even those who score poorly on tests, or have bad work habits are human beings.

Unpack that one for a second. Assuming you scored high enough on a test to read and aren’t so lazy that you’d bother.

People in rural America just don’t work as hard as that straphanger riding a filthy, crime ridden subway to their cubicle.

You’re a human being too! Thanks for the reminder. And you’re welcome.

Deserving of attention and respect.

Same as any institutionalized mental invalid I suppose.

The Republicans great success in Rural communities has been that even though they often advocate economic policies that would not help these people, indeed, policies that often hurt them, they demonstrate respect by identifying with them culturally, religiously, emotionally.

Fools! They are just using you. As opposed to Democrats who revel in optimistic statistics that your kind will become a minority and die off soon. So you bitterly cling and they don’t need your vote.

So, the Great Sin of the Modern Left is elitism.

There is also another sin that was also highlighted this election: Racism.

I know this makes many uncomfortable but hear me out.

As if you haven’t heard the Modern Left’s talking points before.

Noncollege grad whites voted Trump. We’re smarter than you bigots

What percent of noncollege grad blacks or immigrants for third world socialist shitholes vote Democrat? Not worth mentioning.

CNN Scroll: How the election shined a light on American racism.

He wraps it all up with a tire necklace of bigotry around the necks of anyone who didn’t support the raw corruption of the Clinton Crime Family.

Frankly, I’m surprised if Zakaria can even see his reflection in a mirror.

This entire segment was utterly without merit save an interview with James Woolsey where he spanked Zakaria’s ass blood red over his views on the Iran deal.

What’s It All Mean?

I am baffled by those trying to mine for existential meaning in the unwavering support for Trump by his supporters.

Do they believe everything he says? What’s does it say about conservatism or the future of the Republican Party? So on and so forth.

Support for Trump is no more than a vote of No Confidence in the Republican Party and our government in general.

If Trump loses, he’s going back to his empire. No sweat. The Republican Party will retaliate against his supporters and spiral further into irrelevance as they will attribute the loss to not being liberal enough.

No Confidence is justified. But there is no fallback, no succession plan, and no future for the Republican Party in a loss.

The election of a degenerate liar and traitor like Clinton will make the Trump rallies of this last year seem like high tea time in the rearview mirror.

A broken system incapable of policing itself or managing its most basic functions. Where the lawless are rewarded and the decent rubes are shat upon.

A people without representation will get attention through a more revolutionary means than the Trump safety valve next time.

You Really Want To Go Nuclear?

There is a perfect counterpunch waiting for Hillary’s constant carping about Trump having his paws on the nuclear codes.

He should say that all of the rogue regimes in the world should fear the US, but the only people I have plans to go nuclear on are the Clintons.

And when I’m done, they’ll be so radioactive that they will be glowing in the dark.

Quite a departure since usually if we want them to glow then we need to put Bill under a UV light during a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Criminal’s Court Judge Bails Out Batts

Crossdressing in the courtroom. Confused Judge James Hunter self-identified as the Defense Attorney for Timothy Batts yesterday afternoon by discarding his robe and donning a shark skin suit.

At first, I thought Hunter was just a coward bowing to the whim of a racist mob. A quick look at his history reveals that he just really has a soft spot for child murderers.

A bond revocation hearing had been scheduled for today but Social Justice Hunter decided he would preemptively side with the defense in granting a three week continuance after Batts failed a surprise drug test for cocaine three days after paying the $50,000 bond on his $500,000 bail.

Naturally, Batts’ defense contends that his piss is so clean now that you could sell it as Holy Water at $50 a carafe.

Your Dishonor, isn’t the point of a surprise drug test that it catch you by surprise? You refused to revoke Lindsey Lowe’s bail when she smothered her twins to death because you thought she was a threat to herself. Lowe had the same attorney Batts hired. Small world. Perhaps prosecutors should explore this relationship as grounds for a recusal.

No signs that Batts is a threat to himself though, huh?

I have zero doubts that Batts’ piss will be clean as a mountain stream for the next month.

And if not, then the Judge may decide to take the test for him.

The new revocation hearing is scheduled for September 14th. Assuming the Judge doesn’t go ahead and declare a mistrial and give Batts a key to the city.

So much for your “red line”, Chief. And let it be known, if you want to murder your kids, you should schedule a vacation to Sumner County. The Judge will coddle you and pat your hand since you lost a child.

Prosecutors should start exploring procedures for a recusal immediately. At least a precedent will be set for the next time Mr. Soft On Crime starts throwing out slam dunk decisions and backtracking on his own court orders.

St. Timothy The Untouchable

WTF is wrong with Mt. Zion Baptist?

This could be an ongoing series. For those unfamiliar, Mt. Zion Baptist Church is likely the largest and most popular black church in Nashville at approximately 25,000 members. It has tremendous poltical clout due to its size and influential members who’ve bought into the prosperity gospel they peddle.

Their lead pastor was able to get a disturbing sex abuse claim against him and other members of his church dismissed a few short years ago on the flimsiest of grounds solely because the statute of limitations had expired. Namely, that he has his way with married, single, and widowed parishioners alike while personally enriching the inner circle.

It stands to reason, if you want to claim the mantle of black victimhood and politically insulate yourself that you need to ensconce yourself in the loving bosom of Mount Zion Baptist. Assuming it is not being motorboated by the clergy at the time.

In case you haven’t guessed where this is going, the funeral for Timea Batts was scheduled for a larger venue to accommodate all of the hooting and hollering moral degenerates wanting to capitalize on her misfortune. Take it away, Preach:

‘God makes no mistakes’

Batts’ uncle, church Elder Patrick Starnes, delivered the eulogy.
“When the angel Timea ascend into heaven, was it tragedy or was it transition?

Can’t it be both? If forced to choose, let’s go with tragedy.

This is not a mistake. He don’t take the babies for no reason. God has a plan. God knows exactly what he’s doing.”

So, if I’m to understand Revvum correctly, it was God’s Divine Will that Batts shoot his daughter because “he knows exactly what he’s doing”.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who are you to deny God’s Will?

When you saw one set of footprints in the sand, that was when he carried you. And when he’s riding shotgun on your driveby, let him take the wheel while you pull the righteous trigger.

Timothy Batts did speak at the funeral. What was said is confusing at best and eyebrow raising to say the least:

“I wish it was a nightmare and I can awake now but it’s all too real,” Batts said, reading a poem he wrote. “Since the day you were born I never pictured life without you. I hear you saying, ‘I’m at a better place’ but I’d give anything for another chance to see your smiling face. I love you forever until we meet again.”

That doesn’t rhyme but I’ll digress. How is being dead better than being alive when your young death was completely avoidable?

If being dead is “a better place” than living with you, point taken.

Before the casket was closed, Batts said he wanted to tell God three things.

“Forgive me for all of my sins and let me start all over again,” Batts said. “When I can’t breathe no more, heaven please let me in. Every tear I shed, wash it with my soul cause I’ll see my baby Timea again where the streets are made of gold.”

At least he wasn’t selfish. Geez. Generally, you pray for the soul of the departed.

Is an “accident” considered a sin?

Was it a chance to start over again when he was released after getting caught with four bags of crack, a gun, and 115 ecstacy pills? Was it start over again after the attempted murder of a rival on Rosa Parks Blvd. in 2012?

Batts has already gotten more do-overs than a sorority hottie learning to play cornhole at a sausagefest.

But yes, Sweet Baby Jesus, forgive him of his sin of killing his daughter for reasons yet to be confessed. And when he’s breathing heavy at the Pearly Gates with the Devil’s SWAT team in pursuit, do give him a heavenly flophouse to crash until them hogsouts give up.

I’m still having a hard time buying that the 500 people who attended this service believe this shit.

It’s about protecting their skin color and they don’t care in the slightest about the girl in the coffin so long as St. Timothy The Untouchable walks free.

Social Justice demands the murderer become a martyr.

Because #BlackLiesMatter

Obama Wipes His Bloody Hands On America’s Coat

It’s so predictably funny. The Great Bigot. Ayatollah Obama The Pious repeatedly holding court on local criminal court cases without a shred of evidence. Also predictably, when his supporters ambush and murder cops following pep rallies at the White House he suddenly becomes the model of Blind Justice.

Confronting another killing of police officers, President Barack Obama on Sunday urged Americans to tamp down inflammatory words and actions as a violent summer collides with the nation’s heated presidential campaign.

Obama said the motive behind Sunday’s killing of three officers in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, was still unknown.

Everyone’s innocent until proven innocent in a court of LoFo public opinion following months of a false media narrative. Hands up, don’t shoot. Pictures of Saint Skittles, who could miraculously turn cough syrup and Arizona Iced Tea into Purple Drank, as a 12 year old eating birfday cake. And by the time Baton Rouge is through, Alton Sperling will be a world famous DJ who donated his time to helping little kids and not molesting them.

“We don’t need inflammatory rhetoric. We don’t need careless accusations thrown around to score political points or to advance an agenda. We need to temper our words and open our hearts … all of us,” Obama said.

He’s talking about Trump and the Associated Press emphasized that Trump uses “heated rhetoric”. In case you were confused about a motive for the dozen cops assasinated over the last two weeks, Ayatollah and the bathroom attendant that is the AP are helping him wipe his and BLM’s bloody hands off on Trump and Americans writ large.

He’s setting the stage to blame next week’s violence in Cleveland on Republican rhetoric at their convention. Their “careless accusations” will be the reason for violence. Not him. Not Lynch. Not Clinton. Not the BLM or whatever iteration of the Black Panthers or their fellow Nation of Islam mujahideen.

Republicans better be prepared. Hussein has worked his entire life towards agitating for a moment where he can turn 2016 Cleveland into 1968 Chicago. He’s killing cops right now and blaming it on you.

He’s not telling Black Lives Matter, Farrakhan, or Al Sharpton to tamp down the rhetoric after they’ve assasinated a dozen cops. He’s telling you.

Palate Cleanser: Don Lemon cuts off Sheriff Clarke and goes to commercial when he tells him what BLM is to his stupid face.

Low Rent AM Disc Jockey Has Sources “Deep Inside” Cruz Campaign

I’m repeating myself at this point – nothing makes any sense.

Roger Stone, Trump’s off the books campaign Chief of Staff, gave an interview to a drive-time Atlanta DJ on Easter Sunday to talk about – what else? – how he has absolutely nothing to do with the smear campaign Trump coordinated against Cruz through the National Enquirer.

Because you know Meet the Press, Face The Nation, Stephopottamus, Fox News Sunday, and no big name outlet would want to talk about the biggest story this weekend with the only person named as a source in it. Right? No sirree, we’ll leave that to low watt Atlanta AM disc jockeys getting time and a half on Easter weekend.

Now, we’re to believe that this shit-on-his-shoes AM nobody has sources “deep inside” the Cruz campaign who are feeding him the line that “it’s all true”. Gee, who could that be?

Now Roger Stone bills himself as Lee Atwater without the strong ethical streak. In the interview, he relates the old political cliche that the worst thing that can happen to a pol besides people talking about them is people NOT talking about them. Ba-dum-bump. And, a first for me, here’s a link to Raw Story with some of the other tidbits from the interview and also the audio:

Donald Trump’s BFF Roger Stone knows that Donald Trump couldn’t possibly be behind the Ted Cruz sex scandal story the National Enquirer reported this week. DTrump told ABC’s This Week on Sunday that it was not him behind the story saying, “I have no control over the National Enquirer.” Stone echoed the same sentiment on AM970 where he told host Frank Morano that by definition he couldn’t be one of Trump’s henchmen because he’s not being paid. Cruz not only blamed Trump and Stone but he also accused Stone of being someone who copulates with rodents. “Knowing what a couple of these women look like,” Stone continued, “I actually feel like he’s the one who has been copulating with rodents.”

There’s that gratuitous, characteristic treatment of women from the Trump campaign. Cruz awkwardly implied I’m a ratfuck son-of-a-bitch but it looks like his women are the rats he’s fucking. One of which is Katrina Pierson who is Trump’s campaign spokeswoman. They probably have blood coming out of wherever too. Put that cheese in your mousetrap, Hurricane Katrina. But he continued:

Some have questioned if Ted Cruz will sue the National Enquirer for the story, but Stone claims that Cruz won’t because he can’t. “Again, why won’t he sue. It won’t cost him anything, he’s a lawyer himself…To be absolutely clear, Ted Cruz won’t sue because the allegations are largely true. That’s why he won’t sue.”

Is that Dan Ratherian enough for you? It’s fake but probably accurate. Eh, close enough.

Excuse me, guys and gals. I’ve got to go, uh, wash my hands in that hotel over there. Be right back. Now it’s time to turn on the charm while everyone around me just looks the other way. Right?

Playing coy isn’t exactly Stone’s strong suit. No, that would usually be a pink boa, a ball gag, and a dog collar. But there are several reasons why a lawsuit didn’t get filed over Easter weekend.

The first being, besides defamation and libel lawsuits are notoriously difficult to prove, is that if a candidate or any public figure files that kind of lawsuit, all you’re going to hear for the duration of it is the candidate’s name and “sex scandal” every time their name is mentioned. And he knows this. Please don’t throw me into that briar patch.

Not that any of this deters Trump’s smear merchants at the Conservative Outhouse and Peg Leg Pete’s Gateway Pundit. There is no new “news” in the interview. Just the usual innuendo that because Cruz hasn’t filed a $100 million dollar libel and defamation lawsuit since the story with no names, no sources, and no interviews with any involved parties broke on Good Friday is some Jimmy Swaggart-like admission of guilt. And they were right about John Edwards so they’re right about this too.

So right that they haven’t tried to interview any of the people they named as Cruz’s alleged paramours or his campaign. In fact, the greatest “evidence” they claim to have is a video of him walking in and out of a hotel with a woman NOT his wife. Because a candidate who’s been flying all over the country running for President for the last year doesn’t ever go to a hotel or have a campaign staff around him 24 hours a day. And he’s just going to walk in and out of a hotel over and over again with the national spotlight on him with his mistress at his side at the same time.

As per the script, Stone then implies that Heidi Cruz coordinated the bailout of the awful Goldman Sachs herself. He also claims that Rubio’s private investigators took the information he paid them to gather, continued the investigation on their own dime, and then sold the information themselves to the National Enquirer. He sure does know a lot about Rubio’s private investigators.

Which, again, is odd because why would the National Enquirer ask the allegedly non-affiliated Stone for comment on a story that has absolutely nothing to do with him.

If it comes out that Cruz is a moral shitbag pretender, I’ll be the first to say I’m done with him.

But…if all this turns out to be a lie, there are a bunch of formerly reputable bloggers who are nothing more than low-down, rotten motherfuckers trafficking in slime against the only Tea Party conservative to fight tooth and nail against the GOP establishment and Democrats in Washington.

Hey Jim, you know all those pictures in your masthead of Iraqis holding bloody shirts? Yea, Trump wasn’t for any of that you scumbag sellout.

I Don’t Know Who You People Are

It’s been the conservative complaint for as long as I can recall:

The GOP Establishment does not listen to the people and only sends up Northeastern, moderate/liberal candidates that lose. That we shouldn’t buck the system and go third party but rather work within it to change it.

That was certainly the impetus behind the Tea Party and there were even a few of them who were incorruptible in the face of Democrat condemnation, MSM smears, a lying President, and a GOP Establishment who hated their guts and actively undermined them.

One of them, even decided to run for President and isn’t doing too bad.

So I’m confused. Was all that complaining just about the base being able to select a moderate Democrat to lose instead of the Establishment?

Now we have a candidate in Ted Cruz who ostensibly tried to play within the system. George W. Bush can hang out with Barack Obama and even have Obama blame him for everything that’s gone tits up in the last 8 years but the only person who he comes out and says he hates is Cruz.

Cruz – the “insider” that no one likes. He’s failed to make deals with the people whose deals have gotten us into this fucking mess.

When the Gang of Eight was within hours of forcing through Amnesty, Cruz and Sessions fought it and won. He filibustered another godawful budget deal where Obama chose to shut down the entire government and erect barricades overnight to keep veterans out of open air memorials and was thrown under the bus by Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. The man won a landmark Second Amendment rights case against all odds. I don’t have the keystrokes to cover all of the conservative stands Ted Cruz has made but to have one of the only bright lights in the last few years be called a pussy and then cheered by thousands of alleged conservatives in New Hampshire.

I don’t know who the fuck would do this. Much less believe it or cheer it. You’re not conservatives and you’re sure as fuck not Christians. Fools is more like it. Trump’s Chumps.

You’ve chosen to believe a liar because you’ve been losers for so long that you want to play yipping lapdog to big barking dog.

The big barking dog with tiny hands and who wears pink lipstick. The one who implies that he’d be planting an anal creampie in his daughter if they weren’t related. I heard that somewhere. I don’t know for certain that he wants to bake a custard pie in her mouth oven. I in no way think he would ever do that and I reprimand anyone who’d suggest that he’d like to make his daughter sign a non-disclosure agreement for being impregnated with his asshole baby. I’m just re-tweeting what I hear.

I’m not some shrinking violet. I’m as pissed as anyone at what has gone on in this country. When Marco “Mister” Roboto repeats his programming about Obama doing this shit to the country on purpose – just because he’s a one trick pony on it doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Obama is fucking this country up on purpose.

And yet, Trump doesn’t think so. He says “he disagrees respectfully” and that Obama is merely “incompetent”.

There’s your fucking pussy. Take a good whiff.

Ugh.

That Coldplay half-time show made my pussy hurt.

Can we maybe not have Diversity and Inclusion hijack every single Super Bowl and slit our good time’s throat on the 50 yard line?

I especially liked the audience member rubbing the rainbow flag cumkerchief in the lead singer’s face.

This is why ISIS hates us.

And Mini Coopers.

And So It Begins / Ends

I can tell you how long I have been waiting for this day. The day it became apparent that John McCain was going to limp dick his way to the Republican Party nomination. The day another Democrat-Lite lied to Americans about being conservative who was offered up as a sacrifice to a full-blooded Democommie Socialist who lied to the country about being a Hate America radical.

And I’m done with all that. I don’t have a political party and we should all be beyond that. There is only one thing that matters now and that is salvaging this country from the assured destruction of one more socialist administration.

The debt is such that the often promised but never delivered brakes of insincere budget cuts are not going to stop this train from careening off the rails.

There is only one man in this race who has The Will To Fight against this fraudulent system that is going to collapse under the weight of its own corruption. To fight against the Constitutional Atrophy that is simultaneously squandering the greatest gift to humanity in recorded history. The second greatest gift if you’re a Christian.

I don’t even have to say the name of who I support. By that definition, you already know who it is. This country is already too far gone for us to suffer through four years of a lesser candidate.

So it begins in Iowa tonight. The start of the end of one of the most disastrous periods in U.S. History. The end of the historic first – America electing its first Anti-American President. And with him gone, it is time to start settling the scores by ejecting his lackeys from the permanent bureaucracy. There is only one candidate keeping score against the Leftists.

The rest are just running for office.

How To Obstruct Justice For Dummies

Hitlery Clintard cankled her way up the handicapped accessible ramp for the aged and infirm into the news again today with the revelation that she was not, in fact, the one who wrote the book on obstructing justice.

However, she did purchase a book on better using e-mail so that you didn’t use phrases or practices that might get you into legal hot water for some reason.

Take, for example, Chapter Six: “The Email That Can Land You In Jail.” The chapter includes a section entitled “How to Delete Something So It Stays Deleted.”

What would be some other good topics in Hitlery’s Obstructing Justice For Dummies compendium?

Pull Your Thumb Out Of Your Ass and Stick A Thumbdrive Into Your Hiding Hole

Control Freak – Alt – Delete

Post Guards At The Door Of Your Server Room To Keep Out Hackers

Laundering Campaign Donations Through A Fake Foundation

Faking Brain Injuries To Delay Criminal Investigations

Playing The Old Maid Card, You Crafty Silver Fox

A Cold Fish With A Bicycle Needs A Fake Foundation To Peddle Its Influence

No One Ever Expects The Transsexual Inquisition!

Don’t ever count on someone who defines their human existence solely by what holes they like to root around in to stop digging when they put themselves into a particularly dark and disturbing one:

After being so frustrated by fact and science-based arguments he resorted to threats of physical violence against Breitbart’s Ben Shapiro Thursday, Friday morning Zoey Tur extended his hateful bullying campaign by publicly agreeing with a tweet that called for Shapiro to be “curb-stomped.”

I expect Inside Edition to unload this hulking tub of guts in a tube top by this afternoon for laying hands on and threatening to assault a co-panelist while acting as a representative of their organization post haste. But then, to double down and offer to pay someone to curb stomp him…I dunno…it doesn’t sound that apologetic to me.

Just kidding! It’s the next Rosa Parks.

The Borrower Is Slave To The Lender

Ed Driscoll is filling in for Insty this week and posted some highly optimistic thoughts by Terry Moran’s brother about how shit’s going to be alright because The Constitution or something. Apparently, a few commenters are not having much of it. To wit:

chrisontheboat
Unsustainable debt. Plummeting educational standards. Over 51% of the country dependent on a check from the treasury. No border. Massive, growing welfare state. Destruction and undermining of the family, marriage, the church, patriotism, and the very idea we are all in this together.

America has never been here before. The hydraulics have quit responding, the fuel tanks are on fire, and we are losing altitude. In the middle of the Pacific. This will not end well, and it is delusional to say “the Constitution is frayed around the edges” when the President and the majority SCOTUS have decided to abdicate their responsibility to follow or enforce the law.

Like any loan, the paper it is written on is never worth more than the morality and character of the people who signed it. And the character of both The Constitution’s alleged enforcers and the beneficiaries of its exceptional gifts are quite suspect these days. Under the original plan, the government derived its authority from the consent of the governed and now the government has declared itself above needing that consent and issues its moral thunderbolts, based on nothing more than “if it feels good do it” liberalism, from the secular Godhead.

Where the government once was the Borrower of authority from the people, it is now the Lender and has declared the majority of the country in default.

As John Adams said, “Our Constitution is made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

Is that not where we find ourselves? An immoral people being ruled by immoral judges and their non-judgmental leaders?

I’m an atheist and can testify that this week has been filled with the most open immoral sacrilege and coordinated assault against the Constitution and religion in memory. It is the creation of a minority rule apartheid state.

And it begs the questions: Why do we have to put up with this? If we don’t like each other so much, why do we have to spend another moment putting up with each other?

The Communist Left has always wanted to do away with a Christian America and this is going to kick in the door of every church and demand that they perform acts contrary to their beliefs or be made to suffer either at the hands of the IRS or an endless stream of lawsuits.

Mr. Moran’s optimism is, how can I say this, misplaced. Anyone on the Right knows that the Communist Left hates their guts and I assure them that the feeling is more than mutual.

The sharp stick in the eye, Because Fuck You That’s Why form of government that the anti-American Left is cheering right now is not going to end well for anyone.
(more…)

President of Nothing: The Miseducation of Mitt Romney

No links here. Just commentary.

So Mitt Romney, the leftwing media’s preferred spokesperson for ineffective Republican candidates for higher office, sat down with Chuckles Todd this morning and the question inevitably rose about who he supports for 2016.

As has been the case in the past, it’s always the names he omits that is the giveaway. Naturally, he supports Rubio, Bush, and Walker (establishment types to form) but then threw in John Kasich. Really? Because Kasich is such an economic powerhouse governor that the interstates are burning up with people moving to Cuyahoga county? Don’t assign to Kasich what can be attributed to Lebron James t-shirt sales.

Kasich has embarrassed Rick Perry and Texas in job creation – am I hearing you correctly, Mitt? Perry got the endorsement of Marcus Luttrell and Chris Kyle’s wife at his launch while Kasich, Graham, and Pataki are better suited for a launch on The Ellen Show.

The GOP establishment is immune from learning and doomed to failure. If you take away Reagan, the GOP has not had a definitive “win” since Nixon. I say this because the GOP establishment hated Ronald Reagan. Sure, they endorsed him after he cut a VP deal with George HW Bush and exalt his mantle but not his vision. He had to take on leftwing Bush Sr. to keep him from being fragged – but that was against the will of the party apparatus. Bush hated Reagan.

Bush Jr. would not have won if Nader had not run. And he wouldn’t have won re-election if John Kerry was not such a traitorous space cadet with Mr. Burns money. Take these couple of turns of fate away and it would have been a 40 year drought.

So no Cruz, no Perry, no Rand Paul, or anyone to the right of Chris Christie. I’ve been a vocal Cruz supporter for almost two years but the Perry endorsements are going to get him a second look.

To wit, if Ronald Reagan were running today then Mitt Romney would still prefer Kasich over him and he would not even garner a mention.

Don’t give these people any money. More than half the country has no option at the ballot box.

The Republican Party has figured out that it still pays pretty good to come in 2nd in a two-man race and they are fine with spitting in the faces of conservative/libertarian voters, losing, and being Democrat Lite.

Needing Nancy Pelosi to save us from fast track authority for Obama is a sign of how desperate things have become.

Whose Side Are You On?

I asked rhetorically (via Gateway Pundit):

“President El Sisi (Egypt) asked for American intelligence targeting intelligence before today’s strikes and didn’t get it. King Abdullah of Jordan asked for Intelligence data on targets to respond to the murder of a Jordanian aircraft pilot. The Kurds are begging for arms and ammo from the United States, not one bullet has been delivered by the United States.”

The only reason why Obama would be ordering no logistical support to Jordan and Egypt is because he is already collaborating with ISIS on Syria. That’s why we keep distinguishing ISIS and ISIL. ISIL is as bad as The Khorasan Group – whoever the fuck they are.

You know! The Khorasan Group. The group of ten foot tall, bullet shitting desert warriors that no one had even heard of until September 2014 when their Wikipedia page was first fabricated.

But ISIS, like the Taliban, are our buddies now and need midnight basketball, a culturally sensitive school lunch program, and continuing adult education programs to steer them away from chopping off the heads of journalists, Christians, or captured foreign aid victims they rape and sell into sexual slavery.

That’s why Obama will not assist our allies in killing any of them. Is there some other way that makes sense?