Politics

Mr. Switzerland Has Stockholm Syndrome

Pollutico, yes – I know, has a story out this morning providing named sources for once by those at the state levels of the Republican Party expressing concern over the down ticket loss that’s coming if Trump doesn’t get his loose shit together.

Spoiler Alert: It’s not going to happen

Though a campaign source dismissed it as a “typical” gathering, others described it as a more serious meeting, with one calling it an “emergency meeting.”

“They want to patch up a rift that just keeps unfolding,” one source said. “They finally realize they need the RNC for their campaign because, let’s face it, there is no campaign.”

Less than 90 days to Election Day and “there is no campaign”.

And Florida GOP veterans say Trump is well behind previous GOP presidential campaigns when it comes to building infrastructure in the state.

“In Florida, usually by this time, we’d have 10 field offices set up, but right now, there is only one,” said Al Cardenas, a former chairman of the state’s Republican Party.

Who needs all those offices??? Trump packed 12,000 people into an Ag Expo Center off I-95 last month so that easily translates into a 3,000,000 person get out the vote drive.

Screw how state by state, county by county party politics works. Trump’s got a Twitter account and more Facebook likes than Hillary.

Or so Sean Hackity tells us.

Yesterday, I was called “whiny and puerile” by someone who had just discovered dictionary.com because I suggested that Trump make a genuine effort to win over his rivals and these state level people who will lose their party jobs if they have Trump 2016 on their resumes.

In actuality, here is what whiny and puerile looks like:

Trump on Thursday night challenged reports that the RNC might shift resources down ballot, warning in an interview on Fox News “if it is true, that’s okay too because all I have to do is stop funding the Republican Party.”

A suicide pact it is then.

Congratulations on your hostage crisis, Mr. Priebus, er, I mean “Mr. Switzerland”. Trump likes to joke that Priebus is Mr. Switzerland because he’s so neutral.

In reality, it’s because he’s got Stockholm Syndrome.

Perot Again

It’s deja vu all over again. Don’t anyone schedule any speeches to the NAACP in the next two months. A billionaire populist upends the RNC stuffed shirts but he wants to grind personal axes rather than play the politics that it takes to win.

And on the cheap too!

Barack Obama paid off Hillary’s campaign debt to bring her into the fold so she wouldn’t be fragging him through the 2008 general election.

It’s “polls, polls, polls” until the polls turn against you and now the system is rigged.

This is a fucking nightmare. Like Groundhog’s Day. and I hate to say I told you so but you never listened anyway.

This campaign is in such disarray you’d think Ed Rollins was running it.

Start prepping The Downfall videos. Georgia??? Whaddaya mean we lost Georgia?!? Except Trump and Eva will just abscond back into luxury.

First time with Clinton was a farce, this time will be a tragedy.

Update: I honestly thought about taking this post down. That was, until I saw a “Breitbart Exclusive”!!!! *Screeeeech* Stop the Presses. STOP THE PRESSES!!!!

Texas Senator Ted Cruz visited the Laredo Sector of the U.S.-Mexico border and did not contact Border Patrol agents to discuss their needs.
According to the agents, Senator Cruz has yet to contact them through his freshman term in the U.S. Senate. The Border Patrol agents reached out to Breitbart Texas and rebuked the Senator for what they say is a pattern of having tough rhetoric while taking little action.

That’s right. Trump’s house organ – Breitbart News – is running breaking stories today – August 11th, 2016 – almost four months after Ted Cruz suspended his presidential campaign (May 4th, 2016) that the Border Patrol union that endorsed Trump seven months before on March 30th, 2016 is still mad at him. Complete with ugly blurred photo. Even though they praise John McCain in the story for his commitment to border security.

Baffling. But then I remembered, Trump just endorsed McCain a few days ago so the marching orders must have went out.

My definition of Breaking News is a little different than Not-So Breitbart’s. Much like my definition of what a winning campaign looks like.

Trump and his allies are still fighting a fight that was won – unfairly -and letting Hillary off scot free. Which may have been the goal all along.

Foreign Policy For Faggots

Phillipines President Rodrigo Duterte is a murderous lunatic and a tyrant in the making.

And if anyone can define the Obama Foreign Policy better than “middle fingers for friends and tugjobs for tyrants” I would like to hear it.

Knowing this, it sounds like our Ambassador to the future genocidal island nation had his homo-vertures rebuffed in a very public fashion:

Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte called the US ambassador to his country a “gay son of a bitch” in a speech, prompting US diplomats to raise the issue with their Filipino counterparts in Washington.

Perhaps my ideas on diplomacy differ from the prevailing wisdom. I thought Ambassadors were to be artful emissaries of US interests abroad and not antagonizing, affirmative action SJWs. That or Pay-To-Play campaign contributors.

But the reaction from Secretariat of State Lurch McKetchup has been as swift as a wire transfer:

“Kerry came here, we had a meal, and he left me and Delfin $33 million. I said, OK, maybe we should offend them more, so this crazy will just give more money, just to make peace. So, it’s all about the money.”

No. It’s all about wasting our money. They think everyone is just looking for a bribe because they are.

Prepare for Comrade Kerry to mischaracterize this entire exchange and spin it as some great leap forward in 3, 2, 1….

“We have asked the Philippines chargé to come into the State Department to clarify those remarks,” she said at a briefing.

Seems pretty clear to me. The gay son of a bitch has an idiot boss with more money than sense.

You need that notarized and apostilled ya dumb cunt?

Make America Ohio Again

John Kasich is milking his 15 minutes again. Which is my preference to the 4 years Trump was going to give him to ruin our country with his Big Government ultraliberal interpretation of Christianity:

Kasich told CNN’s Jake Tapper that he didn’t receive a call himself. But he said one of his aides confirmed to him a New York Times report last monthsaying Donald Trump Jr. tried to entice Kasich with a position as the most powerful vice president in history — putting him in charge of all domestic and foreign policy — was accurate.

“That’s what one of them has told me, yes,” Kasich told Tapper in an interview aired Sunday on “State of the Union.”

This isn’t a new story as it’s been around soon after Kasich dropped out. This is how it’s done isn’t it? Some back channel note passer like you’re in the 5th grade asking, “Do you like me?” with Yes, No, Maybe checkboxes on it?

I see this two ways. Either Trump was perfectly willing to sellout his supporters with the milquiest toast of them all who expressed nothing short of condescending sneers and smug superiority for a position that less than 3% of Republican primary voters wanted to hear.

Or, Trump ritually makes promises he doesn’t intend to honor to quell his critics. Is that the Art of the Deal? Floating the VP slot to whichever vanquished wheel is squeaking the loudest at the moment in exchange for virtue or goods and services?

And once you’re done, like Chris Christie, you can get your fat ass back on the plane.

I realize Kasich is so proud of himself that when goes to the bathroom that he is compelled to fan his hands towards his face to get the full satisfaction of his own filth but floating the idea that our country’s domestic policy should be handed over to him while Trump plays figurehead has left me wondering. Would a VP Kasich scare off any of his supporters before the convention?

Is Kasich the liar or Trump and Don Jr.?

I don’t want a Hillary presidency and there is only one thing that’s going to prevent that. Trump needs to go through whatever back channels available to him and get his vanquished foes to support him. You don’t win the primary and then tell everyone to go fuck themselves and I’ll win without you. Which is exactly what both he and his supporters have been doing and even the Hannitards beat their puds to the notion that Independents are going to make up for losing so many traditional Republican voters.

How are you going to build a wall if you can’t mend a fence with the people you need to pass it? It will take humility, swallowing a little pride,and probably apologizing to some degree. If he can do that, he will likely win.

I don’t think he’s capable of that. Offering, asking for, or receiving forgiveness from others is a Christian trait and he’s no more a Christian than Obama is. A politically expedient “conversion” for appearances. To someone who thinks they’ve never done anything wrong that is something that is never going to happen.

Exit Video: Negotiating with a psychopath 101 from Deadwood between mining magnate George Hearst and up-and-comer Alma Ellsworth.

“Your proposal offends completely. It mistakes my Nature, absolutely. Will you hear my counter-proposal?”

Similarly, how one with such wealth and power views the utility of those who can help him or those that would impede his Will. And those who might reject the promise he brings.

Fox News Should Indefinitely Suspend Sean Hannity

It has been clear for the better part of the last six months that Sean Hannity has been angling, auditioning, and ass-kissing Trump to be his Press Secretary. Though it is doubtful Fox plans on doing anything about him, this latest feud between him and Bret Stephens at the WSJ appear to be part of a disturbing pattern:

On Thursday night/Friday morning, Hannity responded to Wall Street Journal columnist Bret Stephens, who called him “Fox News’ dumbest anchor.” Hannity had already started blaming Republican operatives for a potential Trump loss in November. He later applied this specifically to Stephens.

Wsj genius. Where were u when Boehner punted on the power of the purse a added nearly 5 trillion in new debt? https://t.co/oaH1b92PFS — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) August 5, 2016
Hannity responded to the same tweet five times!

Where were you when R party refused to use the power of the purse to defund Obamacare ? https://t.co/oaH1b92PFS

— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) August 5, 2016

Then he started using profanity.

Where were you dumbass when in 2014 R’s said the would stop Obama’s illegal and unconstitutional exec amnesty? https://t.co/oaH1b92PFS — Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) August 5, 2016
He dragged Stephens through the mud.

It’s arrogant, elitist, enablers like you that never hold R’s accountable that created the opening for Trump!! https://t.co/oaH1b92PFS

— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) August 5, 2016

Then said that if Hillary Clinton won the election in November, people like Stephens would be to blame.

Right. Stephens is to blame for Trump. Not the guy who’s been his unquestioning sycophant since before April and who never misses an opportunity to kiss his son’s ass. What a great job he did raising him by the way. Trump the Elder should be more like him!

I don’t hold any affinity for Stephens. Sometimes he’s insightful and other times he is so incredibly offmark that I have to question if he’s a Putin stooge. But this Hannity character…I just don’t know.

I try to never listen to him but drivetime radio is awful and sometimes the dial lands on him. What is always consistent are the following:

1) Constant Trump cheerleading.

2) Constant reminders that he has a hotline to the Trump campaign

3) Daily reminders that he’s surrounded by ten foot tall bodyguards who shoot ninja throwing stars out of their asses and who are training him in the dark arts of the Samurai.

He doesn’t want to have to permanently disfigure you if you ask him a question in public but he clearly means to convey to his listeners that he can kill you seven different ways before you hit the ground.

He’s just warning you. He’s just warning you that you’re going to get hurt. And he doesn’t want to see that happen to you. Because that’s what’s going to happen, punk. You’re a little punk, you know that? You wanna say that to my face?

Don’t touch me!

4) But to all those naysayers, saying “nay” as they do, you can’t hurt him. He’s skin is tough as Hillary’s naughahyde pastrami flaps. Which is a little odd since he moisturizes twice daily with Chamonix and you should too! Karate man may bruise on the inside but his exterior is silky smooth thanks to Genucel and Dollar Shave Club’s Duck Butter.

5) Insert incessant recitals of what he imagines are devastating statistics that must be rolled out at least 10 times an hour (ex: the number of people out of the workforce, the #BLM protesters say to “fry pigs up like bacon”, ad nauseum) like some broken record payola DJ.

His act is older than Donald Trump’s next wife but the issue is that he is more in the tank than Dukakis.

If Fox wanted to maintain any semblance of of being fair and balanced, Hannity should be indefinitely suspended so that he can help Trump run for President.

Sure the establishment Republicans and conservatives (read: not the same people), who make up the 60+% of Republicans who did not support Trump in the primary, are keeping their distance but what’s the real reason for the Trump drop?

Maybe it’s because he’s been less concerned with running against Hillary Clinton than he has been about running against Republicans in Congress that he would need to enact what he’s campaigning on.

Maybe floating that he’s going to donate $20MM of his own money to launch a SuperPac to unseat Ted Cruz in 2018 (that’s over two years from now by the way for those counting on what a petty fucking asshole Trump intends to be) and Mike Lee or throwing elbows against insufferable and longstanding shitbirds like John McCain, Paul Ryan, and Kelly Ayotte or engaging in his mano-a-mano fight with Khizr Khan instead of having a surrogate do it is a little premature.

I haven’t seen anyone this needlessly self-destructive since Marty McFly got called chicken in “Back To The Future”.

Maybe it was Vice President Gingrich, oh excuse me, that didn’t happen. That same Gingrich who, Hannity heavily lobbied Trump to name as his VP, came out and said they needed to stage an intervention to save this maniac from himself last week. I guess Newter didn’t like being cast aside once Giuliani gave his kinda sorta stirring, raspy call-to-arms at the RNC convention and took his and Christie’s place as lead buttboy. Mike Pence is unavailable for comment since he appears to have gone into the Witness Relocation Program.

I expect no better from the thin-skinned, control freak, ADHD candidate with a complete inability to delegate since no one is as smart as he is, but if we want Trump to win then we’ve got to let Hannity strap on his helmet. Have him put his clipboard down and get him in the game, coach! I mean Boss, sir. Mr. Trump. My Liege.

Surely, you all can live without him for 11 weeks.

And just as an exit note, if you come out and say you’re “probably going to spend $20MM to setup a SuperPAC” against my candidate two years from now because you’re butthurt that he didn’t kiss your ass after you lied about him and his wife and father like a dog – you can, in fact, fuck off and die. You can’t say that Trump must respond to Khan because this offense cannot stand and not think Cruz has no right to stand against Trump for what he said about him.

You can. But you’re a hypocrite.

I didn’t #NeverTrump. Trump Never Me’d.

The Atheist Elephant In The Room

Wikileaks released their hacked DNC messages exposing an effort by some in the Clinton campaign planning on smearing Bernie Sanders as a, yuck, atheist:

The Democratic National Committee – a supposedly neutral organisation – apparently hatched a plan to try and undermine Bernie Sanders’ campaign against Hillary Clinton by getting someone to claim he was an atheist.

An email from May 2016 and sent from DNC CFO Brad Marshall suggested that they should “get someone to ask” Mr Sanders his views on religion.

“It might may no difference, but for KY and WVA can we get someone to ask his belief. Does he believe in a God. He had skated on saying he has a Jewish heritage. I think I read he is an atheist,” wrote Mr Marshall.

“This could make several points difference with my peeps. My Southern Baptist peeps would draw a big difference between a Jew and an atheist.”

Set aside the complete appearance of impropriety between the DNC and Clinton’s campaign colluding to take out a candidate which has already resulted in Debbie Wasserman Schulz getting the ugly old (heave) ho. Who thought they’d ever see the day that Democrats would smear one of their own as an atheist?

Hey Bernie, if you really are an atheist, just run as a Republican. They have no problem nominating an atheist Democrat for President.

Er, excuse me…a “Baby Christian” I mean.

Dobson was vague about the details of Trump’s supposed religious conversion, telling Anthony that while he knows the person responsible for “leading” Trump to Jesus, he would not name the person and couldn’t specify the time or place. “I don’t know when it was,” said Dobson, “but it has not been long.”

Who, I ask, who can doubt the sincerity of a Road To Cleveland conversion to Christianity after worshiping at the altar of money and mail order pussy for 70 years?

“CT: Every president has called upon God at some point. Lincoln spoke of not being able to hold the office of the presidency without spending time on his knees. You have confessed that you are a Christian…

DT: And I have also won much evangelical support.

CT: Yes, I know that. You have said you never felt the need to ask for God’s forgiveness, and yet repentance for one’s sins is a precondition to salvation. I ask you the question Jesus asked of Peter: Who do you say He is?

DT: I will be asking for forgiveness, but hopefully I won’t have to be asking for much forgiveness…

As Hillary Clinton would say, “sigh“.

The bar for calling oneself a Christian is already pretty low. Believe Jesus Christ is the son of God or in the Holy Trinity or whatever and acknowledge your sins / ask for forgiveness as there was only one perfect person and they died on a big “T” over 2 corinthians ago. Maybe get baptized. Living as a Christian obviously being more difficult than just calling yourself one because you hate awkwardness at dinner parties.

But ferchrissakes, does nobody else talk about the elephant in the room? Because I see Daniel Plainview’s confession.

For the record, any casual reader of this site would know that I’m an atheist. I have no problem with electing one. I do have a problem with fakers and frauds lying about what they are to ingratiate themselves with a key voting demographic.

But again, who am I to judge the man who has read the Bible more than anyone?

Oh, that’s right. I’m exactly the person to judge because I’m Judgey McFuckinJudgerson. All it takes is some intrepid reporter to tug at this thread for a second and his unmitigated hubris will not allow him to be humble before any fake God or man. Like those rubes. Believe me.

I’m going to need these before November.

Trumptards Face The Puppy Blender

It’s been kind of entertaining watching Insty veer to the right during the Obama years.

He’s sat out a lot of the feuding following his addition of a comments section especially during the Rise Of Trump. But this morning’s troll of Trump’s statement criticizing the US on civil rights as an excuse to not condemn Erdogan’s violent purge of the remaining secularists in Turkey is sure to produce 300 comments:

Well, it’s a standard lefty talking point — those tend to come, ultimately, from Soviet propagandists whether the talkers know it or not, and usually they don’t — and it’s one that’s been echoed by President Obama with his reminders to Americans not to get on our high horse (the Crusades, you know) and his disparaging of American exceptionalism.

The big news here is that a Republican candidate is saying it, but then, Trump spent most of his life as a Democrat.

He’s not just been a lifelong Democrat. He’s repeating Soviet propagandist talking points Democrats have been using for years. Perhaps some salt on that wound will help?

It’s ok though because Wall ™ and America’s going to be great again or something.

Reynolds isn’t wrong. It’s just odd that he’s deciding to take this tack so soon after the RNC convention given how many of his readers and commenters are still rolling around in the post-coital Cleveland cuddle puddle.

Ooops…Spoke Too Soon

Update: The Mike Pence – Trump Hostage Video

I guess a cocksucker’s gotta cocksuck.

Turns out, I spoke too soon about being able to support Trump:

Trump said this morning that Cruz will “come and endorse over the next little while. It’s because he has no choice. But I don’t want his endorsement. What difference does it make?”

“Ted, just stay home, relax, enjoy yourself,” Trump said to laughter from the crowd of supporters and convention volunteers.

That would be delivered in his patented Smarmy Fuckface ™.

So, I’m glad we’re clear on this. I’ve gotten tired of Trumptards claiming that if you show inadequate enthusiasm for Hillary’s former benefactor that you are, in fact, supporting Hillary.

Now, I’m off the hook. My support and my vote is neither needed or wanted. Nor would it be accepted were it to be offered.

Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe all of those Bernie Bros, and Diamonds & Silks, and Progressive Peter Puffers are so disaffected that they are switching sides.

Either way, I’m free to kickback and watch this shithouse go up in flames.

Sweet Meteor of Death, deliver me from this twirling mudball of fucking retards.

Never Compromise. Not Even In The Face of Armageddon.

That’s always been the difference between us.

Watchmen is the most underrated, unappreciated, and overlooked of the superhero adaptation movies in the last decade.

I couldn’t help but think of that Rorschach quote watching Ted Cruz’s speech to a hall whose enthusiasm has been tepid, at best, over the last three days of the Republican convention. And anyone who has seen that movie knows how it ended for Rorschach when he refused to go along with the lie agreed upon:

I congratulate Donald Trump on winning the nomination last night,” Cruz said 20 seconds into his speech. He went on to add — in a line that wasn’t part of his prepared remarks — that, “like each of you, I want to see the principles that our party believes in prevail in November.

Was it the right place and the right time to do this? Probably not. When is the right time? After the general?

The main takeaway is not the lusty booing from the peanut gallery or fuming partisans who demanded Cruz grovel before their Dreamsicle colored deity.

The point is that Donald Trump had two months to make things right with Cruz after he threw every manufactured smear his bisexual swinger of a campaign manager could throw at him.

There was nothing “fair and square” about his victory.

He had two months and he chose not to close those ranks and tie up Cruz supporters because he’s an egomaniacal, petty tyrant incapable of humbling himself when he is clearly in the wrong.

Lyin’ Ted. The Cuban Mistress Crisis where Stone invented eight extramarital affairs out of whole cloth that has never been retracted. Calling Cruz’s wife ugly. Accusing Cruz’s father of helping Oswald assassinate JFK. The CubaCanadian non-citizen. Mr. GOPe Establishment bought and paid for by Goldman Sachs.

A private apology would have likely solved all of this but no. Cruz had no path to endorse Trump unless he sold out his principles and lose the respect of his supporters.

They all can’t be conservative stalwarts like Christie, Rubio, and Huckabee can they?

Good ole Lyin’ Ted broke his pledge. But let me ask you, if you pledge til death do you part and your wife becomes an adulterer or drains your bank account to zero, are you obligated to honor that till death vow?

Once again, the apoplectic Trumpettes at Free Republic and other sites reveal that they are neither conservatives or Christians but have been driven mad by eight years of Obama rubbing an ineffectual GOP’s noses in it. So much so that they viciously attack everyone incapable of ignoring the stretchmarks, excessive body hair, bird legs, tramp stamp,colostomy bag, and bacne of their would-be Emperor’s New Clothes.

So, will I vote for him? Probably. But my lack of a choice doesn’t make me see things in a man that are not there or ruin relationships with good people because they don’t share my desperation and delusion.

Pat Smith Ruined An Otherwise Lovely Evening Of Divisive Hate Speech

So says the same people who sucked Cindy Sheehan’s dick for five years:

Being the out-of-control pundit that he is, Matthews went as far as to rule that Smith’s speech soured the evening:

It’s manifestly not true she had anything to do in that case, even if all of the arguments about what she said afterwards or Susan Rice said afterwards on Meet the Press are true and anybody who thinks about it for a second knows it’s not true and I think it’s wrong that they ruined their evening with this.

There goes Sissy again. Quite a departure from several years ago when he asked Saint Cindy of the Ditch Diocese to run for Congress.

I’m so old that I can remember when the mother of a slain soldier was imbued with Absolute Moral Authority ™.

The Obama’s Open Hearts Update: A writer for GQ tweets that he doesn’t care how many kids Smith has lost and that he would like to beat her to death.

Followed quickly by a non-apology apology.

Sometime in the late 90s, GQ changed from Gentlemen’s Quarterly to Grouchy Queers. Violent leftwing political fantasies mixed together with homoerotic features on Justin Bieber’s surprisingly simple workout routine, the $15 accessory that just made Ryan Gosling’s suit, and the top ten most fabulous sunglasses you won’t dare lose this summer.

Gravitas, you pansy assed cock yodelers.

Obama Wipes His Bloody Hands On America’s Coat

It’s so predictably funny. The Great Bigot. Ayatollah Obama The Pious repeatedly holding court on local criminal court cases without a shred of evidence. Also predictably, when his supporters ambush and murder cops following pep rallies at the White House he suddenly becomes the model of Blind Justice.

Confronting another killing of police officers, President Barack Obama on Sunday urged Americans to tamp down inflammatory words and actions as a violent summer collides with the nation’s heated presidential campaign.

Obama said the motive behind Sunday’s killing of three officers in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, was still unknown.

Everyone’s innocent until proven innocent in a court of LoFo public opinion following months of a false media narrative. Hands up, don’t shoot. Pictures of Saint Skittles, who could miraculously turn cough syrup and Arizona Iced Tea into Purple Drank, as a 12 year old eating birfday cake. And by the time Baton Rouge is through, Alton Sperling will be a world famous DJ who donated his time to helping little kids and not molesting them.

“We don’t need inflammatory rhetoric. We don’t need careless accusations thrown around to score political points or to advance an agenda. We need to temper our words and open our hearts … all of us,” Obama said.

He’s talking about Trump and the Associated Press emphasized that Trump uses “heated rhetoric”. In case you were confused about a motive for the dozen cops assasinated over the last two weeks, Ayatollah and the bathroom attendant that is the AP are helping him wipe his and BLM’s bloody hands off on Trump and Americans writ large.

He’s setting the stage to blame next week’s violence in Cleveland on Republican rhetoric at their convention. Their “careless accusations” will be the reason for violence. Not him. Not Lynch. Not Clinton. Not the BLM or whatever iteration of the Black Panthers or their fellow Nation of Islam mujahideen.

Republicans better be prepared. Hussein has worked his entire life towards agitating for a moment where he can turn 2016 Cleveland into 1968 Chicago. He’s killing cops right now and blaming it on you.

He’s not telling Black Lives Matter, Farrakhan, or Al Sharpton to tamp down the rhetoric after they’ve assasinated a dozen cops. He’s telling you.

Palate Cleanser: Don Lemon cuts off Sheriff Clarke and goes to commercial when he tells him what BLM is to his stupid face.

The Shame Sticks To You Like ____________

We’ll file this Saturday afternoon (April 16, 2016) interview with Monica Lewinsky under battlestation prep. They tried to rehabilitate Lewinsky last year with some Ted Talks about how she was the first victim of internet bullying which is a newsflash to anyone who had ever engaged in a discussion with anyone else on the internet prior to 1998.

In comes the Guardian to try and wipe off Lewinsky’s stain from the front of Hillary’s Mao Tse Tung housecoats:

“That people could read the transcripts was horrific enough,” Lewinsky said in her TED talk, “but a few weeks later the audio tapes [the telephone calls Tripp secretly recorded] were aired on TV, and significant portions made available online. The public humiliation was excruciating. Life was almost unbearable.”

“I felt like every layer of my skin and my identity were ripped off of me in ’98 and ’99,” she tells me now. “It’s a skinning of sorts. You feel incredibly raw and frightened. But I also feel like the shame sticks to you like tar.”

So the publicity of the Tripp transcripts coming out installed an, heretofore, unknown feeling of “shame” into Ms. Lewinsky that was not present as she was having sex with a married man who happened was faceblasting her with his presidential payload while on her knees upon the eagle carpeting of the Oval Office.

The transcript coming out is when the shame happened. Everything up to that point was enough to make a Daddy proud.

Lewinsky talking about how shame “sticks” to you could easily fill a library of regrettable similes. All of the abuse she’s had to swallow because she didn’t swallow. But she controls the narrative now, America.

This rehabilitated cumdumpster is going to recycle your insults and sort them into color coded baskets to be harnessed for some useful purpose. Please wash your milky, white tar shame out of any containers before tossing them at the trash can of her life.

She’s developed an entire line of text message “anti-bullying” hug emojis for Vodafone. I am totally not shitting you.

It ends with her and the Guardian writer watching Trump on tv talking about how he’s going to drag her into the campaign as “fair game” to attack Clinton. Which it is.

She’s mad at Trump. The “unmistakable yellow blob” as he’s referred to in the anti-bullying / anti-shaming piece. Will he get an emoji? She’s not mad at Hillary who referred to her as a deranged stalker knowing full well that it was her hubby stalking the husky aisle at Lane Bryant for off-the-rack hoe bags.

But again. This is just prep work for Hillary. She took a round to the chest for Bill and 20 years later she’s going to take another one on the chin for her boyfriend’s wife.

Professional Outsider Seeks Career Insider

Pretzel logic from the carnival barker:

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump said he is “95 percent” sure he would pick a veteran politician for vice president if elected.

He said he would choose “somebody that can walk into the Senate and who’s been friendly with these guys for 25 years, and people for 25 years and can get things done” in an extensive interview with The Washington Post published Saturday.

How does one stay in Congress for 25 years and not be an establishment sell-out? Or the scumbag lobbyist who pays people off for quid pro quos? I’ve been told that Ted Cruz had been there for half a term and that all-of-the-sudden it’s his GOPe ™! If there’s one thing we don’t want it’s that “insider” Cruz who no one likes.

We want that for real insider who can harness his legendary compromising skills that got us 19 trillion dollars in debt in the first place.

Who would this be? Gingrich? Sessions? Kasich? Grassley? DeMint? DeLay? Hatch? Boehner? McConnell? Barbour? Alexander?

Who are these great, elder statesmen of the Republican Party with 25 year, highly overrated track records for “getting things done”? If they’re older than Trump, they’d leave no succession plan in place in the event he won.

Because I can’t think of one that is worth a damn and would shore up skeptical conservatives or not bring on more baggage. None from that list strike me as a game changer.

No former Congressmen turned Governors would seem to fit that description. Pence, Brownback, Snyder, Hutchison, Scott.

Obviously, this would be guided by Black, Manafort, Stone, and Kelly at this point. So someone on their roster that they’ve been lobbying during the last two decades. A known quantity.

Unfortunately, that would be everybody from Bush loyalists, to John McCain, to Jack Abramaoff, to a number of African dictatorships, and a slew of other questionable clients.

And the intellectually dishonest can continue to pretend that Roger Stone wasn’t working for Trump when he was peddling smut on Cruz to the Enquirer when Stone’s own firm was hired as Trump’s delegate counter a week later.

I’d say Trump drafting some old Republican bull to work out some magical deal would be a non-starter for supporters so wed to being an outsider but cults of personality don’t require intellectual consistency.

In other words, what a great idea! This all presupposes that he’s talking about bringing on a Republican as a VP.

Lecturing The Wrong People About Tolerance

Is everyone ready for their annual lecture about how they’ve let Obama down but it’s not too late to repent and quit being so unpatriotic? That Is Not Who We Are(tm) as a country! Those Are Not Our Values (c).

In an effort to check off every possible box on the victim grievance scale, Obama has invited the gay boyfriend of one of the men murdered by the San Bernardino islamic terrorists to sit with the Mooch in the balcony at the State of the Union address. This will not be to rally people against the murderous Muslim ideology. It will not be about demanding a change in the Islamic community to embrace tolerance of other religions and other lifestyles.

It will be to lecture decent Americans, who committed no crime, that it’s not too late to love your neighbor and pass some “common sense” Executive Orders:

Touched by the kindness of Muslim neighbors after his boyfriend was killed in the San Bernardino terrorist attack last month, Ryan Reyes became an unplanned spokesman against religious intolerance.

On Tuesday he’ll take his message to Washington, where he’ll sit in the balcony at the State of the Union address, a guest of President Obama.

For Reyes, it will be a moment with potential for healing — for himself and, he hopes, the country.

“If we ostracize people, they can’t help us,” Reyes said in an interview with The Times. “If we embrace, we can all help each other. I’m hoping this can unify us as a nation.”

If “we ostracize people, they can’t help us” what?

Who is doing the ostracizing?

Muslims attacked a Christmas holiday party. The Muslims are not the victims here. The people they killed are the victims.

But at least now we know why Obama stopped off in San Bernardino for a whole three hours before another luxurious, two-week, multi-million dollar Hawaiian vacation. It wasn’t to console the victims’ families or to promise to shutter and prosecute the mosques that radicalized at least one homegrown terrorist.

It was to pick out a pro-gun control, protected minority status tool to pimp his political agenda.

Rather, in his final national address on the state of the country, the president plans to exhort Americans to embrace an optimistic view of themselves and the nation in 2016 and beyond his presidency.

Part of the message, aides say, is about uniting Americans and working to realize their shared potential.

A) Bullshit. Obama is incapable of letting the smallest occasion pass without interjecting his far Left ideology into it much less a national audience with his political enemies in forced attendance. B) So, in other words, Jimmy Carter’s “Crisis of Confidence” speech.

Then, as mourners gathered for a memorial service a few days after the attack, four bearded men in tunics appeared on the sidewalk, Reyes recalled.

The men were leaders in the local Islamic community. One was a member of the mosque attended by the San Bernardino shooters.

Reyes told them about his relationship with Kaufman. During a quiet conversation on the perimeter of the crowd, he accepted their gifts of flowers and tearful condolences.

“I was so moved,” Reyes said. “They risked their own personal safety to come and pay their respects. It really meant a lot to me.”

So, the fellow mosque members of the murderers came to survey the damage but it is *they* were the ones who “risked their own personal safety”.

They would throw Reyes off the highest building within the hour if the could get away with it. But they risked their lives.

From who exactly? Who is going around killing Muslims in the US so much that they fear for their lives?

So nice recovery, Mr. Reyes. I guess you’ve got to suck somebody else’s dick now. Might as we be that of the people who killed your partner before his body got cold so you can lecture the people who didn’t kill him about tolerance and civility.

That is life and death in Obama Bizarro-world these days.

We Already Have A Religious Litmus Test To Come To The U.S.

There is a tactic being floated around that Donald Trump’s reasonable comments regarding a temporary moratorium on Muslims from certain countries as being used as a “recruitment tool” for ISIS. It is, of course, nonsense. ISIS is the most well-funded, well-equipped, non-state terrorist group in the history of the world and that is not an exaggeration. They don’t need Donald Trump’s comments to have people sign up. They can write a check or they can cut your head off.

No one is sitting around saying, “Well, I was considering working at the falafel stand or joining ISIS – but those comments from Donald Trump made me think – fuck a fucking falafel stand – la-la-la-la-la-la – Allahu Ackbar!”
No one was thinking about going to earn an honest living this morning but decide instead that trading in kidnapped sex slaves, throwing gays off of buildings, watching their five year old shoot a hostage in the back of the head, or thinking up inventive ways to torture people to death following a forced religion conversion offers a more attractive severance package.

It’s nothing but a smear put forth by John Podesta and his DNC/Soros underwritten appartchiks in the paid leftwing blogosphere.

I don’t particularly care for Donald Trump. But the fact of the matter is that if what you are stating as the reasons to combat Islamic Terrorism isn’t being used as a recruitment tool or locker room material then you are not telling the truth about who they are, what they are doing, or their very real threat to civilization. You’re a Religion of Peacemonger.

And the same muslim “refugees” you want to take in today, are the ones who were throwing Christians off their refugee boat yesterday. In the Victim Hierarchy, to be a Christian in any country in the Middle East is on par with being a Jew in Germany in 1943. The only significant difference is that in Germany it was the state performing a genocide but in today’s Middle East the genocide has been effectively handled by the private sector.

In the ranking of people worthy of being refugees coming to the United States, there is no doubt that anyone other than a Muslim should come first. As we’ve learned since the Bataclan attack in Paris, that only 0.4% of the refugees to the U.S. have been Christians.

While thousands of these so-called refugees become “lost” in our country, the only ones being deported – to their certain deaths I might add – are the Christians who sought asylum here.

So there already is a religious litmus test about who is allowed in and allowed to stay this country. Trump is only wanting to stop the bad ones until they can be vetted which is the opposite of the current policy.

Everyone have a Merry Christmas now, while your children are being taught to worship Allah in the public schools.

It’s Not Every Day That You Can Say You Were A Part of History

That’s the title above what was formerly Al Gore’s webcast and what was supposed to be his big night to terrorize and fearmonger the world about non-existent climate change from the Eiffel Tower tonight.

*It’s Not Every Day That You Can Say You Were A Part of History*

and above that “The World Is Watching”

They are aren’t they? But will they have the guts to call what they are seeing out for what it is?

So far, CBS Evening News has assiduously avoided saying the words “Muslim”, “Islamic”, “Islamic Terrorism”, “Radical Islam”, or any descriptions of the attackers who launched coordinated attacks across Paris tonight.

Once again, we can safely assume that Amish motorcycle gangs and roving bands of Catholic nuns in matching bowling shirts are burning Western Civilization to the ground.

Coming to a street in America near you in the immediate future thanks to the Moses of Muslims – one Barack Hussein Al-Obama. And who just took credit and declared “Mission Accomplished” for “containing” ISIS ISIL this morning.

Clearly, some bad apples are trying to give The Religion of Peace ™ a bad rap. Not that the media won’t do everything it can to prevent that from happening.

Current count: Over 60 dead. 140+ dead. Approximately 100 hostages are reportedly being executed one-by-one inside the Bataclan Theatre where the American band “The Eagles of Death Metal” were reportedly six songs in to playing a sold out show.

Al Gore’s feed simply reads that the climate terror feed has been suspended out of respect for something else that is apparently going on. Whatever it is.

Also, that “Our thoughts are with all those who are affected and the entire nation”. Again, for whatever is going on.

Noticeably absent – their “Prayers” since they don’t have any. And “affected” by what exactly?

Currently, 60 people have been permanently affected by at least 7 explosions throughout the entire city as martial law has been declared for the first time since 1944.

Looks like you did get to be a part of history after all whether you want to or not. And not that you’re going to learn anything from it.

Related: Yesterday, The University of Minnesota rejected a measure to have college campuses hold annual 9/11 Remembrances because it violates “safe spaces” and probably causes racism against Islam which isn’t a race.

It’s like they said after 9/11 – Never Forget Remember! Or like Todd Beamer said on Flight 93, “Let‘s Roll It Go!”

No matter how many innocent people Muslims kill, Muslims always seem to be hardest hit after these episodes. Why do bad things always happen to such a peace loving people this way?

Further: St. Vincent’s Paris Is Burning.

John Boehner’s Kotex Caucus

There are only a couple of scenarios where a man is allowed to cry in public.

A funeral, your dog dying, while singing the national anthem, and the like.

But crying to a reporter over someone bowing out of a political race? These aren’t grown men as much as they are grown mensies.

This is what killed Glenn Beck’s career. Blubbering like a mentally unhinged basket case over something trivial.

In response to the Establishment GOP’s snail trail of tears on the path to irrelevancy, I invite everyone to send a box of tampons to Peter King, Charles Dent, Boehner, and the rest of these pussies.

If we’re going to stop the bleeding in this Republican Civil War, the RINO establishment is going to need a lot more bandages to plug their specific wound. Period.

The Haunting Of Joe Biden

The Pollutico ran this tragic headline today in consideration of the late, almost-too-incredibly great Beau Biden heroically imploring his stroke victim monkey of a father to bet what’s left of his bananas on a presidential run:

Exclusive: Biden himself leaked word of his son’s dying wish
The vice president is mourning. He’s also calculating.

How many fingers and toes does that take?

I don’t mean to belittle the tragedy of the loss of Joe Biden’s only son.

Wait? Are you telling me Biden has two other kids who are both grown adults?

One who made news for about five minutes after Biden was elected VP after a youtube video surfaced of her riding more rails of cocaine than CSX has, er rails, and another one who Biden pulled strings to get him in the Navy when he was fucking 42 years old and who, this exact time last year, wait for it…..was kicked out of said US Navy for testing positive for cocaine.

Hunter Biden, who is married with three kids, issued a statement Thursday evening through his lawyer, saying: “It was the honor of my life to serve in the US Navy, and I deeply regret and am embarrassed that my actions led to my administrative discharge. I respect the Navy’s decision. With the love and support of my family, I’m moving forward.”

Biden was commissioned in the Navy Reserves in 2012 as an Ensign and was pursuing a public affairs track. He had to get a waiver because of his age at the time of his commissioning.

Way to polish that turd. “It was the honor of my life”. Being dishonorably discharged.

Oh. You didn’t hear about that? No one remembers it? No one remembers the media harping on the Vice President pulling strings to get his deadbeat, cokehead son a spot in the Navy when he was 42 so he could get kicked out for cocaine when he was 44?

This might not be as big a deal if you weren’t, oh…I dunno, the dickhead who claims to have coined the term “Drug Czar” and promoted laws that have destroyed the lives of millions while covering up for your shitstain of a family for doing the exact same thing. Liberals are always so big to shout “Hypocrisy!” except when they’re being the biggest hypocrites of all time.

Listen to Beau, Joe. Using your Sixth – maybe even your Seventh Sense. The one who didn’t get caught doing the cocaine he was he was probably doing.

Something tells me that Beau’s insightful and inspiring communique from before the Great Beyond is the “Heaven Is Real” of the campaign season. Sort of like Roosevelt’s “Fireside Chats” except that the fireside is in Hell.

Future excerpts from The Continuing Adventures of the Ghost of Beau Biden:

Episode 2:
And before he gasped his last breath, he pulled me in close and whispered, “We need to pass sensible gun control laws…everyone’s already onboard. You just have to have the courage to fight the terrorists at the NRA. I would have wanted it that way.”

Episode 3:

Beau: *cough*, *cough*. Dad?!? Dad???? Are you still there?
Joe: *sniffs* I’m still here, son. I’ll always be here.
Beau: I know, Dad. You’ve always been there for me.
Joe: I know I have.
Beau: One more thing.
Joe: Anything, son. Just name it.
Beau: *cough* It’s important that newspapers and tv shows quit allowing climate denialists equal time on the air. *cough*

Episode 4:

Joe: Hey, Nurse Ratchet. Bring that sweet ass back in here. Your titties make me want to stand on my hind legs and beg for buttermilk.
Beau: Dad??? Are you still with me??
Joe: Of course, son.
Beau: Hold my hand.
Joe: *rubs his upper thigh*
Beau: I don’t have much time.
Joe: You’ve got to hold on, son.
Beau: I had a vision. A premonition.
Joe: Are you sure you didn’t get into Hunter and Ashley’s cocaine again?
Beau: No. They hid it from me. *cough*, *cough*
Joe: What is it, son?
Beau: Like some ancient mystic, I saw the night sky littered with stars. As I panned down, I saw a teepee and a signal issuing from the embers of an eternal fire…
Joe: You always did have the soul of a poet.
Beau: Then, Elizabeth Warren came out of the teepee with a 21 point plan to tackle income inequality. Go with her, Dad. Be with her.
Joe: I won’t let you down, son!
Joe: *abruptly jumps up and his foot trips over the life support cord before he runs out of the room*
Joe: Stops at the first vending machine he sees and starts digging through his pocket for a dollar to buy some Skittles.

The Supreme Court of Sodom and Gomorrah

For what seems like the millionth time in the last 7 years, I’ve never been less proud of my country. Pick a topic. For this exact moment, it is going to be the tyranny of a 5-4 majority of unicorn riding mystics cloaked in psychobabble and schmaltz making up laws, rights, and divining the intentions of legislators as they go along. The con-artists formerly known as The Supreme Court.

The Breitbart reconstituted Ben Shapiro makes Scalia look like My Little Pony:

In the end, Kennedy’s case is simply that to be against same-sex marriage is bigotry: “It demeans gays and lesbians for the State to lock them out of a central institution of the Nation’s society.” With breathtaking arrogance, Kennedy concludes:

The limitation of marriage to opposite-sex couples may long have seemed natural and just, but its inconsistency with the central meaning of the fundamental right to marry is now manifest.

For thousands of years, everybody got it wrong. For hundreds of years, every American state got it wrong. Today, the vast majority of the planet’s population gets it wrong, and so do hundreds of millions of Americans. But their wrongness is “manifest.” Why? Because Kennedy says so.

But he goes even further: he explains that rights emanate not from God or nature, but from the wise oligarchs of the government, who can reinterpret rights as they see fit:

[R]ights come not from ancient sources alone. They rise, too, from a better informed understanding of how constitutional imperatives define a liberty that remains urgent in our own era.

Better understanding by whom? By the government, of course.

The Lead-From-Behind Executive. A Beclowned Congress. The Lawless Judiciary. All know better than the tens of millions of voters who spoke out on this issue across the country. “Goddamn their franchise!!!!”, condemns the self-righteous and godless government.

And as “The Free” Press has determined: There has always been Gay Marriage in Oceania.

The Current Squirrel is trying to ban the confederate flag. Nevermind that the government and courts have seceded from the will of the people under a rainbow flag.

There is no end to the Left’s anti-American agenda unless it is the end of an America that believes it has a right to defend itself. It’s the Communist’s long march through the institutions. Next they’ll come for you in your churches. They already demand to know the contents of your prayers. Your religious thoughts will be hate crimes. Your children will be placed in a foster home if you make the mistake of expressing them in public.

The marauding Left does not allow you to remain silent or neutral so there is no safety in merely not participating in The New Normal. Formerly, the Old Abnormal. The same abnormal opinion on gay marriage that Obama held until 3 years ago. You won’t ratify the new federal holiday celebrating this 5-4 decision. What? You didn’t want a day off from work? Homophobe! Homophobe Alert!!! Check Facebook. Where does he work?!?!?! Perhaps poverty will change your doubleplusungood wrongthink.

Today it’s this and tomorrow it’s that you’re a bad parent because you don’t send six-year old Johnny to school in a mini-skirt and you’re stifling his being able to bloom into full womanhood. Do you really want to live in a world where a father is ashamed to have a conversation with his son about how to use a tampon when he gets his first period?

If you don’t realize where the Gaystapo is going with this, you seriously need to wake the fuck up. Sodom and Gomorrah’s Supreme Court just gave them the green light to buttfuck you in the steeple of your church at high noon on Sunday in front of a cheering crowd of leftovers from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and demand you to say you like it or be crucified by The New Romans.

President of Nothing: The Miseducation of Mitt Romney

No links here. Just commentary.

So Mitt Romney, the leftwing media’s preferred spokesperson for ineffective Republican candidates for higher office, sat down with Chuckles Todd this morning and the question inevitably rose about who he supports for 2016.

As has been the case in the past, it’s always the names he omits that is the giveaway. Naturally, he supports Rubio, Bush, and Walker (establishment types to form) but then threw in John Kasich. Really? Because Kasich is such an economic powerhouse governor that the interstates are burning up with people moving to Cuyahoga county? Don’t assign to Kasich what can be attributed to Lebron James t-shirt sales.

Kasich has embarrassed Rick Perry and Texas in job creation – am I hearing you correctly, Mitt? Perry got the endorsement of Marcus Luttrell and Chris Kyle’s wife at his launch while Kasich, Graham, and Pataki are better suited for a launch on The Ellen Show.

The GOP establishment is immune from learning and doomed to failure. If you take away Reagan, the GOP has not had a definitive “win” since Nixon. I say this because the GOP establishment hated Ronald Reagan. Sure, they endorsed him after he cut a VP deal with George HW Bush and exalt his mantle but not his vision. He had to take on leftwing Bush Sr. to keep him from being fragged – but that was against the will of the party apparatus. Bush hated Reagan.

Bush Jr. would not have won if Nader had not run. And he wouldn’t have won re-election if John Kerry was not such a traitorous space cadet with Mr. Burns money. Take these couple of turns of fate away and it would have been a 40 year drought.

So no Cruz, no Perry, no Rand Paul, or anyone to the right of Chris Christie. I’ve been a vocal Cruz supporter for almost two years but the Perry endorsements are going to get him a second look.

To wit, if Ronald Reagan were running today then Mitt Romney would still prefer Kasich over him and he would not even garner a mention.

Don’t give these people any money. More than half the country has no option at the ballot box.

The Republican Party has figured out that it still pays pretty good to come in 2nd in a two-man race and they are fine with spitting in the faces of conservative/libertarian voters, losing, and being Democrat Lite.

Needing Nancy Pelosi to save us from fast track authority for Obama is a sign of how desperate things have become.