After reminding people to pony up their protection money to Uncle Sam on Income Tax day, I was shocked to learn in the comments that most bloggers appear to be freeloaders who are leeching off the state, instead of hard-working taxpayers, such as myself. (See Eric, Hector Vex and WSK for prime examples from my very small test sample).
As Bill Clinton once said, these are the types of people who don’t deserve a tax break because we can’t be sure “they’ll spend the money the right way.” This leads to this week’s Sunday Night Poll:
POLL CLOSED. RESULTS:
Previous poll results have now been updated:
Robert Blake Poll
Where has Preston Been Poll
Thanks for voting! It makes me feel like slightly less of an idiot when people actually vote in these things.
The blogosphere has been bursting with the question, “Where is Preston?” My inbox is overflowing with emails, most of which ask questions such as… “are you ok?”, “why aren’t you posting?”,”why didn’t you link to [insert news item here]?”,”I don’t know what to think without your help, why won’t you come back?”,”Where is that $80 you owe me, you bastard?”
This Sunday Night Poll may help you determine where I’ve been over the last four days. I know it’s been hard on you, but I’ll try not to leave you alone like that again, at least not without getting you a blog gigolo for the weekend.
Okay, so this one was a bit of a dud. However, this poll does prove that my readers know me quite well. Results:
This is the first sports-related Sunday Night Poll. We’ll now see how good my visitors are at prognostication.
Apparently not very good. All you sheep picked Illinois because that’s who ESPN told you to pick. Chumps.
This poll is now closed. Thanks to the 51 fruitcakes who decided that Robert Blake’s new job should be that of GAY MALE PROSTITUTE. Results below:
It’s that time again… time for me to get out my poll. No, don’t look away. Really…
Tonight we look at headlines we might secretly wish to see this week.
By the way, at this moment, last Sunday’s poll, How did Giuliana Sgrena spend her month in the brutal captivity of her
comrades captors? is TIED. I’m going to give the Sgrena poll until tomorrow morning and call it. Nobody likes a tie. Except those fruity Euro-Socialist Soccer pussies. They seem to get off on a 1-1 final score. So somebody go over there and break the tie for me. I can’t do it, that would be unethical and I might get a call from Jordan.
The tie has been broken and the final results are up for last week’s Sunday Night Poll. Go check out the stunning results!
Poll is now closed. This one was no contest. Pretty much everyone wanted to see Iran’s nuke program taken out, but sadly it hasn’t happened yet. Hope springs eternal, however.
Yeah, I know it’s late, that’s why I had to back-date it. I tried to create it last night, but my free poll creator was down for the count. Luckily it’s back up this morning, so here we go….
And the final results (thanks, joekujo for breaking the tie)… A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches!
Seems that Giuliana might have gotten carpal-tunnel syndrome making all those sandwiches for jihadis. Well, at least it was for a good cause, slaughtering infidels. Thanks for participating, ye 75 voters!
Yep, it’s back. Eric at Vince Aut Morire is the only one who has given me a bunch of crap for promising a Sunday Night Poll every week and then failing to deliver. That makes him both my conscience and a rat bastard.
Since it’s Oscar night, and I couldn’t give two shits about who wins what, let’s find out which awards show nauseates you the most. I hate them all, but I probably hate the grammies the most because of the evil nature of the industry and the atrocious quality of the so-called music infecting mainstream radio these days. But don’t let me sway your vote.
POLL IS NOW CLOSED
The poll is now closed. The final results are in for the question “What is your favorite kook tsunami theory?”
Apparently Michael Moore’s hideously gargantuan ass belly flopping into the Indian Ocean is what actually caused the tsunami. I’m glad we were able to get to the bottom of this crucial issue. Thank you all for participating.
By the way, if you have any poll ideas for the Sunday Night Poll, feel free to shoot me an e-mail. Odds are, I’ll use them, and of course I’ll give credit where it’s due.
ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a new feature here at Six Meat Buffet: The Sunday Night Poll. WeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll see how long I can keep coming up with ideas for it, or how long it takes the polling company to decide that my use of their polls are in Ã¢â‚¬Å“bad taste.Ã¢â‚¬? Should be a hoot. This weekÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s poll:
This poll has been closed by yours truly. The final results:
Looks like little Sean Penn gets this week’s award. His prize? He gets to cram it up his ass!
While I’m sure he’s disappointed, Randy Moss’ honorable mention is nothing to sneeze at. Hopefully he’ll be wiping his ass on opponents’ goalposts in the NFL for many years to come.