Tennessee

Adulterous Sex And The Music City

Well, here’s a scandal I never saw…coming?

Nashville Mayor Megan Barry admitted Wednesday to an extramarital affair with a Metro police sergeant who had been assigned to protect her. Still, in an exclusive interview with NewsChannel 5 Investigates, Barry insisted that she has not misused taxpayer funds as part of the relationship with Metro Police Sergeant Rob Forrest.

I think Mayor Moron misunderstood the lyrics to “Fuck Tha Police“.

Liberals can be so literal.

Having said that, surely a former business ethics and compliance officer like Megan Barry understands that more than doubling the overtime pay for her bodyguard as she took her married manhammer on Nashville business to Denver, Salt Lake City, San Francisco, New York, Paris, and Greece might arouse suspicion if not her loins. This is a textbook definition of an appearance of impropriety and a corporation would fire you in a heartbeat for this behavior.

You wouldn’t walk into HR all cow-eyed and declare “we’re all just consensual, sexy middle-aged adults here, what’s the BFD?” Besides,when you’re a feminist this is a historic achievement. She just broke the glass mattress.

The media in Nashville is too nice. They won’t even ask Titans players why they suck so they definitely aren’t going to ask if the Mayor did to her security detail while on these trips.

Surely he was off the clock that hour. Because professionalism.

But Mayor Barry has indicated that she has zero intentions of resigning. And why should she? The only standards Democrats have are double standards. She was getting ready to ramrod a $10 billion dollar light rail project down the taxpayer’s throats thinking that our gag reflexes are as nonexistent as hers. The Agenda far outweighs any potential legal ramifications from her adulterous affair and if she just keeps her head down, not in someone’s lap, and keeps doing The Work of the People of Nashville ™ then they’ll forgive just like God already has. Just ask him.

Naturally, Nashville Democrats just see a curvy, vivacious woman who happens to enjoy extramarital sex with her employee. It’s quite liberating to them. And you’re prudes to think otherwise.

Barry responded, “I think that the records will show that, if you look at my schedule versus his overtime, I think you will see that my schedule reflects that I was out there working.”

Forrest was also there the day that Barry and her husband Bruce joined Nashville in mourning the death of her son Max.

But Max’s death, she says, helps her keep this moment in perspective.

NewsChannel 5 Investigates noted, “There may be some people who say, she cannot govern, she must resign. What do you say to them?”

“No,” she insisted.

“This is a bad day. I am going to have a lot more days coming. I’ve already had my worst day. And I know the difference between a mistake and a tragedy.

This is beyond low and it’s not hard to see how someone with a complete lack of scruples drags their dead son into a rationalization of their homewrecking, adulterous affair with Sgt. Forrest Hump that began well in advance of that death. This is the excuse of someone who knows they won’t be challenged by the local media.

My son died of a drug overdose of painkillers and cocaine last year. This is just a “bump in the road” compared to that. Keep telling yourself that.

But I’ll play along. Maybe it is. Adultery. Consensual cuckolding. Feathering your love nest on the taxpayer’s dime. Everyone else is having a good time, why not #MeToo? When you’re rich, you can pay the help to grab you by the pussy. If Barry stays in office, it says as much about the Leftist garbage that has moved to Nashville from California, New York, Chicago, and Michigan to install and keep someone so demonstrably void of shame or a moral compass.

Congratulations on someone finally replacing Bill Boner as the most embarrassing politician the city has ever had. I guess The Nashville Scene can now rename their snarky annual guide for local political goofs and guffaws to the BoneHer Awards.

Down Low Delanie And The Only Quote That Matters on NFL Anthem Protests

“Down Low” Delanie Walker, as he’s called in some circles (he so pretty, isn’t he?), was catching more than balls this week following a smarmy interview he gave to a local reporter after the Tennessee Titans and Seattle Seahawks agreed to disrespect the country:

“Fans that don’t want to come to the game? OK, bye. If you feel we’re disrespecting you, don’t come to the game. You don’t have to,” Walker said. “No one’s telling you to come to the game. It’s your freedom of choice.”

Given all of the empty seats I’ve seen at the Titans game this year, clearly the Titans are aiming for a more selective audience. But following his dissing of the flag and the fans, now he’s catching some heat:

“The death threats that my family and I have received since my comments are heartbreaking,” he wrote. “The racist and violent words directed at me and my son only serve as another reminder that our country remains divided and full of hateful rhetoric. “

You don’t want to receive threats? Ok, bye. You feel you’re being disrespected? Go play somewhere else. You don’t have to play here. It’s your freedom of choice.

Like abandoning your babymama when she pregnint. She white tho’, Mr. Black Unity.

Down Low got his SJW talking points following Eric Reid’s NYT editorial this week where they try to move the goalposts and say that spitting on the flag, the anthem, and the fans is really just about their amazing “dialogue” outreach program to Raise Awareness(tm) that millionaire blacks will complain about anything.

It baffles me that our protest is still being misconstrued as disrespectful to the country, flag and military personnel. We chose it because it’s exactly the opposite. It has always been my understanding that the brave men and women who fought and died for our country did so to ensure that we could live in a fair and free society, which includes the right to speak out in protest.

I’m sure there are a great many subjects baffle Mr. Reid. But no one is misconstruing his or Colin Kaepernick’s intent in flag and anthem protesting. He’s lying to himself or he’s lying to public about that.

Here is what Colin Kaepernick said about why he protests the flag and the anthem:

After the game, during an interview with NFL.com, Kaepernick explained that the move was a protest over how the country treats black people and people of color.

“I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses Black people and people of color,” Kaepernick said. “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder.”

So there you have it. Straight from the ungrateful son of a bitch’s dicksucker. He is protesting the flag. He is protesting the anthem. It’s a racist country and he’s not showing it any respect ‘cuz “bodies in the streets” or some made-up bullshit.

And so the fuck is all of the NFL. You can try to massage the PR because of the blowback but we know exactly why you’re doing it, when you’re doing it.

All police should boycott NFL events. All military flyovers should be cancelled. The IRS should revoke the NFL’s tax status. And that’s just for starters. It’s my feeling that a lot of games have been rigged over the years.

Now reports are circulating that the Raiders offensive line threw the game because QB Derek Carr didn’t kneel for their anti-american anthem protest. So because Carr didn’t protest with them, the O-Line didn’t protect him and his receivers intentionally dropped balls.

As a source inside the Raiders lockerroom reported an offensive guard told him, “He wants to stand alone? He can stand alone on the field.”

So much for that “team unity” I keep hearing about. NFL, the check engine light on your multi-billion dollar car is flashing.

So Tennessee Wants A Domestic Violence Offender Registry

Stupidity always has bipartisan support.

Both Democrats and Republicans are supporting a measure to create a domestic abuse registry, though some domestic violence prevention advocates say it might create a “chilling effect” for victims.

Chilling Effect is the least concern. Weaponizing marital disputes so that one party can use the government’s offender registry to effectively cut the other’s income off and stigmatize them for the rest of their life would be worse.

For an idea this stupid to be birthed, you had to know some East TN busybody Republican would be the virtue signaler playing the midwife. Apparently declaring The Bible the official state book and filing transgender bathroom bills – you know – the serious stuff, must already be sorted.

The bill, HB0221, sponsored by Rep. John Ragan, R-Oak Ridge, would add people convicted of domestic assault or convicted of violating an order of protection or restraining order to a registry list maintained by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation for 10 years, similar to the Sex Offender Registry or animal abuse registry.

There is no “10 Years”. The Internet is forever. If an offense is not so serious that it can fall off a registry after “x” amount of time then there is no need for one.

There already laws on the books for each of these offenses. Creating an “offender registry” puts spouses who have an argument more spirited than a rousing discussion on Crossfire in peril of losing everything they own by equating them with sex reprobates and dogfighting rings.

How do the kids like their childhood when one of their parents keeps getting locked up in jail for not meeting child support payments when they can’t get a job anymore?

This goes for women too. I know a married couple where the wife started punching her husband for cheating, he called the cops and wifey got to spend the mandatory 24 hours in the clink.

Consequently, she was no less pissed off when her hubby was picking her up from jail the next day and she started punching him again in front of the cops outside of the Criminal Justice Center. Should have been arrested again.

She could have caught them in bed and killed them and used a crime of passion defense but there is no crime of passion defense for a minor scuffle.

Does she deserve a lifetime of unemployment or diminished earning capacity for reacting normally?

Can a 150 lbs man not defend himself against the 240 lbs Sasquatch who ate his wife and took her name?

This type of garbage is always improved upon by extending the punishment to removing someone’s 2nd Amendments rights or driving privileges with the commensurate several thousand dollars in fees to the state for monitoring, therapy, and court costs.

Same thing with DUI laws. Maybe you won’t drink anymore after you’ve lost your wife, kids, job, car, and insurance for having two drinks after work. A crime with no victim but the punishment is worse than stealing a car and strongarm robbing a gas station.

Which is to say that none of this is about reducing domestic violence or drunk driving. It is the scourge of the Do Something Caucus.

The real result will be less people getting married and less people having kids. We already see this with the fundamentally unfair way men are treated in the divorce courts. Men are already going on strike.

Relationships are complicated and having the steroidal referee of government jumping into its sometimes squared circle to hand down lifetime punishments is a Rubicon that can never be uncrossed.

What? You support wifebeating? Thank God we did something. Now, if she doesn’t divorce him she can financially support him while he’s unemployed or underemployed.

Luckily, that won’t be a sore spot and cause of future arguments for the rest of their lives as to who is responsible for all financial hardships.

UT’s Miracle Between The Hedges (Hail Mary Answered in UT vs. UGA)

Why so serious?

With 10 seconds left in the 4th quarter, UGA received an unsportsmanlike penalty for celebrating a go ahead touchdown that stabs the Vol Nation in the heart. If only Dobbs and Co. had been able to get one first down before having to punt the ball with a little over a minute left and a four point lead. If only a corner hadn’t hesitated before getting burned on a go route down the sideline. If only the safety had pickup the coverage and tried to jump the route.

If only everything.

The cameras panned hoping to find somebody crying or dejected. Hands cupped over their mouths. Girlfriends looking to boyfriends. Boyfriends texting on their cellphones.

The stadium roared and the fans were jumping up and down. We did it again!!!

The announcers laughed and chortled. As if waiting 15 years for this moment, CBS starts playing the video and “legendary” Larry Munson’s commentary from UGA’s 26-24 last play victory, the Hobnail Boot, over UT from 2001.

Larry Munson: We just stepped on their face with a hobnail boot and broke their nose. We just crushed their face.

Until, one of the greatest final plays and improbable final 10 seconds in college football history happened.

Ah yes, the hobnail boot. The boot appears to be crushing the other face this year. Stay classy, ya’ll.

Luck doesn’t last forever but you have to still be hanging around for luck to happen. Way to go guys.

UGA played with a lot of heart and left it all out on the field though. We’ll pour a little moonshine off the back porch for our friends to the south.

UTK Law School Begins Painful Rebuilding Process

Dean Melanie Wilson, of the formerly reputable University of Tennessee College of Law, finalized appropriations and capex outlays today to “rebuild” parts of the campus reduced to rubble following last week’s Unauthorized Use of Free Speech by a tenured professor at the school.

Following Professor Glenn Reynolds’s tweet and my public response last week, I began an investigation that included an examination of the facts, policies in the university’s Faculty Handbook, and the law. I discussed the situation with Professor Reynolds, university leadership, and General Counsel. I also sought feedback from College of Law students, staff, faculty, the Alumni Council and Dean’s Circle, and other UT Law alumni. As a lawyer and a law school dean, I know that gathering information and upholding the principles of due process are absolutely necessary in a situation like this.

For those unfamiliar, this rigorous investigation and application of “due process” was in response to a three word tweet affirming the right of self defense against a murderous, racist mob.

This is why they pay you the big bucks, Mel. So you can teach the chirrens how your emphasis on prosecutorial ethics can be corrupted by leftwing SJW politics.

But will the student body ever rise up and rebel against the tyranny of cliches?

We will now move forward to rebuild our law school community and refocus on our primary purpose: educating future lawyers and leaders.

Was the law school community torn asunder? Did someone not get affirmative consent before sticking the hard cock of free speech in your tight, little safe space?

Grow the fuck up. The campus clinic is open to 4:30 daily in case you need an ice pack for your aching butthurt. It seems your prophylactic administration has already wrapped your precious community in enough free rubbers to prevent their infection from any ideologically transmitted diseases.

True Life Conversations With McMurphy

At the Stein-Mart on White Bridge Road…

(Enters McMurphy)

Odd Booth Man:. Sir…oh, sir! Would you like to enter a contest to win a $500 gift certificate here?

McMurphy: Ugh, would do I have to give you?

Odd Booth Man:. Just a first name and a phone number on the back of this ticket.

McMurphy: Alright.

As I’m writing….

Odd Booth Man: How often do you read The Tennessean?

McMurphy:. Is that what this is? Never.

Tennessean Peddler: What would it take for you to start reading it?

McMurphy: Hrm…you really want to know?

Tennessean Peddler: Yes.

McMurphy: Unbiased local news reporting. Editorials that come closer to reflecting my opinions and the majority of people in this state. Is that too much to ask for?

Tennessean Flack: Probably.

McMurphy: Well, that’s why you’re laying off thousands of people.

Walks off.

Courtroom Drama: Batts Bond Revoked

What Kind Of Shit Is This Update:

Per the defendant, the verdict is in. “This is bullshit!”, exclaimed a, once again, remorseless Timothy Batts following The Judge revoking his bond for using cocaine within three days of being released on bail.

This outburst was left out of the original broadcast of the live hearing and CBS News 5 refused to air it and referred viewers to their website.

If there is one thing the media finds uncouth to air, it’s profane courtroom outbursts, amirite?

Reading the Twitter feeds of his supporters by using my patent pending Ebonix translation technology, it appears Batts’ situation is the blame of the police, the judge, the DA, White Amerikkka, and, yes, God’s failure to come out of the lamp they’re rubbing to grant them three wishes.

It be aiight doe becuz ‘dem percocets be kickin’ in…

*****”

I honestly did not see this coming.

Courtroom testimony at Batts’ preliminary hearing this morning from the officer who administered the original surprise drug test and a review of the results by Aegis Labs has led to the bond being revoked for Timothy Batts:

10:57 a.m.: Caseworker at Timothy Batts’ probation office said it took Batts nearly an hour to submit a large enough urine sample suitable to conduct drug screen.

11:00 a.m.: Probation employee said once drug screen was positive for cocaine, he asked Batts about cocaine use, which he denied.

11:02 a.m.: Second Community Corrections probation employee said Batts called office at 8 a.m. and asked for protocol about drug screen. Batts asked for more time to submit urine sample in order to finalize Timea’s funeral arrangements.

11:22 a.m.: Lab director says level of cocaine in Batts’ system indicate he used drug within three days of testing.

That’s $50k down the drain.

Additionally, some potentially damning, heretofore unreported, details from the officer Batts quasi-confessed to should put some serious question marks the minds of his defenders:

1). He allegedly got the gun from his cousin who allegedly left it at his house because he didn’t want to drive drunk with it.

2). ADT security logs show someone tried to log into his cloud storage security twice but failed due to the password between the time of the shooting and the quasi-confession.

3). The recovered video shows Batts walking around and talking on his phone with the gun in his hand minutes before his daughter got home from school.

4). Video shows his daughter entering the home and later “jumping around” after she was shot.

5). Video shows Batts picking his wounded daughter up and taking her outside and then running back into the house to pick up his shoes and an unidentified item.

All of this very well may have been an accident. If so, it was a reckless and deadly one.

But Batts’ actions and repeated efforts to fabricate a tale and destroy evidence is not going to be taken lightly.

Given his prior history, it is not unreasonable to assume that the gun was more than likely borrowed than left since he couldn’t pass a background check and his cousin would know he was a felon.

Add to that the cocaine use and attempts to hide the weapon and destroy blood evidence at the scene and you have given a prosecutor an arsenal in a case that the BLM crowd has tried to make about everything except what happened to Timea Batts.

To be continued.

#FreeTimmont4Eva

In less than 24 hours, Timothy Batts will be in front of Cowardly Judge James Hunter at a bond revocation hearing for failing a drug test last week.

And sure as a #BLM mob doesn’t care about the facts of a case, there are already close to 1,000 accomplices who have signed a new petition demanding that the Judge prostrate himself again before the mob and ignore the results of the drug test:

We stood by his side and supported him to the end of his release from jail, now because of a drug test! Which in my eyes of the law you have 30days to have your system clean before you report.With this being a high profile case he didn’t get that opportunity. Sumner county released him on a Saturday and made him report on a Monday,all this man was trying to do was deal with getting his daughter funeral arrangements done.When he had to hide his face due to news and social media taking pictures at the funeral home , church, and the burial without his consent. Media going out they way to turn this man into a bad father who is a good loving FATHER who has custody of his kids.Our family hurts everyday.Not once I have I seen anyone say “WHAT IF THIS WAS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? “Only God can judge the way we live on earth not the media.

*sigh*

Where to begin?

1) The court does not have to give you 30 days to get clean before drug testing you. “Your eyes” notwithstanding, Ms. Reid.

Your contention is that Batts had been using cocaine prior to or during the time around when he shot his daughter.

If so, the onus lied with him to tell his defense attorney. But that would have looked bad and his bail likely would not have been reduced to begin if they thought he was high at the time of the shooting.

2) That Batts had to hide his face in public. This a non sequitur. You have no expectation of privacy in public. No consent is needed. It’s a high profile case with international interest. Sorry.

The media won’t ignore Batts like they did with President Obama playing 196 holes of golf during major flooding in Louisiana. Since you copied him in on the petition.

3) Media Trying To Make Good Dad Look Bad. You mean the failed drug test, shooting his daughter, lying to police about being asleep while home video showed him talking on the phone with the gun 5 minutes before, trying to hide the weapon from the “accident”, family organizing a fundraiser at a hoochie mama nightclub, and the courtroom antics of his supporters didn’t do that?

4) Only God can judge us on Earth. Bzzt. Wrong. So you are unfamiliar with what a judge and jury are, I presume?

People get judged everyday. God may judge your soul for eternity but the criminal courts can judge your ass in the interim.

As long as we’re bringing religion into this – The Truth Can Set You Free!

It can also lock you up for 20 years.

If Batts had just come out at first and said it was an accident, this would not be the case it is. But he has lied and obfuscated every step of the way. Not one tear. Remorseless. The media cameras could have shown that too.

If the #FreeTimmont4Eva crowd hadn’t been so efficient in bonding him out, he might have gotten clean but his bail likely would not have been reduced either if he confessed to using cocaine recently.

So this is your fault too.

The comments at the petition are as predictable as they are race based. He’s a Saint and you need to take their word on it.

Exit Questions: Ever fired a gun before?

It has to be loaded, picked up, aimed, lined up, and pull the trigger to hit what you’re aiming at – unless you are shooting through a door or an object and can’t see.

How can you confuse a 4 and a half foot tall 11 year old in school clothes for an intruder?

It defies credulity.

How is he not suicidal?

This defense stinks on ice and the Judge said “no second chances” at the bond reduction hearing.

Definitely must see tv in Sumner County tomorrow.

El No Sabe Como Manejar O Leer Senales De La Calle

It suddenly occurred to me this morning as I watched an illegal teenage alien driving on the wrong side of Church Street, attempting to turn the wrong way up a One Way street in a car with no tags on it, and while using no turn signals, that I should really confirm my uninsured motorist coverage.

Because my government has utterly fucking failed me.

Fail really isn’t the right word. Fail implies that you tried and did not succeed.

For what they are doing, this is what success looks like.

Batts Fails Drug Test And $50,000 Goes Up In Smoke

Earlier this week, I made the following suggestion regarding what the prosecutors in the Batts case should do following the funeral for his daughter that he killed:

An exit note for prosecutors: Drug test Batts tomorrow and find him in violation of the terms of his bond.

$50k down the toilet.

From my lips to God’s ears.

HENDERSONVILLE, Tenn. – A father accused of shooting and killing his 11-year-old daughter has failed a drug test after bonding out of jail.

The District Attorney confirmed Friday Timothy Batts failed a drug test that he took on Monday. Batts tested positive for benzoylecgonie, the compound tested for to discover cocaine use.

There were numerous flower arrangements at the funeral talking about how Angel Timea was “flyin’ high”. Looks like she wasn’t the only one.

After the judge cut Batts’ $1 million bond in half to $500,000, he also instated multiple stipulations for when Batts bonded out. One of those was that Batts would be on supervised bond and would have to pass a drug test.

The judge had also said Batts could not pick up any new charges or he would be sent back to jail.

While this is encouraging and smart that the prosecutors sought the test, the same spineless Judge James Hunter that cut his bail in the first place is unlikely to have grown vertebrae in the week since he made himself a eunuch in front of racist mob waving a change.org petition.

Should the judge not extend another serving of black privilege to Mr. Batts, that $50,000 his bigoted, delusional supporters raised is burnt up like so much freebase.

I’ll make another prediction while I’m here. The lunatics at Mt. Zion Baptist and Batts’ pastors will demand that he be given yet another chance because how could he not be expected to get high before going to his daughter’s funeral and spending $50k to get out of jail. They are so personally invested at this point that he could kill all of his kids and they’d still be holding poetry slams and twerkfests at Limelight in his honor.

If he was already Cashville’s Greatest Dad after killing one kid, killing all of them should put him in the hall of fame.

There is nothing Christian about these people. Just racists hiding behind a bible and fleecing the desperate for their ducats.

He’s the untouchable St. Timothy after all. Executing God’s will one little girl at a time.

Hey Revvum Uncle Elder Starnes, is this “a tragedy or a transition” back to the penal colony? Scumbag.

Exit Thoughts: Have the police entertained the notion that Batts may have been on drugs at the time of the shooting? One simply does not start using cocaine out of nowhere much less have access like this at the ready.

What is certain is that all of his supporters either didn’t know about his drug use or did know and don’t care. For all the talk about how he started going to church and made a U-turn in his life, it seems it was more of a roundabout. And the only leaf he turned over was made out of cocoa.

All of this comes full circle on the motive of the shooting. Was it a paranoia induced accident or was there something that he didn’t want his daughter talking about.

And who was he on the phone talking to prior to the shooting?

The truth will come out. Unfortunately, Batts’ church folk will try to hinder the truth coming out as much as possible because they’ll look like fools, corrupt, or worse.

And one more parting shot for our local media. This is an international level story now. From my observations, only the Tennessean sent a reporter to cover the funeral. I’ve seen more coverage in the UK than at WKRN, WSMV, or the Nashville Scene.

You all are really giving Batts, his family, and his churches the kid gloves treatment here. Why? Is it the same reason why the judge cut his bail in half? Because that’s my guess. You don’t want to ask anyone any tough questions or make them answer anything about the facts that have refuted his flimsy alibi because he’s black and you’re scared.

The Curious Case of Timothy Batts

It’s not often that I am completely confounded when watching a court case unfold but, I must admit, the child murder of Timea Batts has me shaking my head with each passing day.

This is a supplement to the Dindu Nuffin post below. Timothy Batts, a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, shot and killed his 11 year old daughter moments after she walked into the front door of her home following her first day of school.

A controversy began when Batts lied to police about the circumstance of the murder and, while his daughter was dying, absconded to Nashville to hide the murder weapon which has since been recovered. He claimed he was startled out of sleep by what he thought was an intruder. However, home video taken from a security camera inside of the home showed him wide awake, talking on the phone, and walking around the house with the gun five minutes before the shooting.

Bail was set at $1,000,0000 for reckless homicide and a plethora of side charges given his prior history.

A mob of family members, acquaintances, and assorted bigots (or as they are usually referred to in a courtroom setting as “accomplices”) descended on a spineless and cowardly Sumner County judge who reduced the bail by half. The “victory” for the bigoted mob prompted an embarrassing courtrroom outburst like it was a sporting event – completely unmoored by the fact that an 11 year old black girl who should have been finishing her first week of school was having formaldehyde pumped through her body and needing to pick out a nice dress for her funeral.

It took less than a day for Batts’ accomplices, excuse making cultists from Long Hollow Baptist Church, and various internet racists to crowdsource the $50,000 and post bond.

What happened upon Batts’ release shocked me for the second time in a week. So high are the bigots in Batts’ circle of friends and acquaintances on the notion that they have somehow stuck it to Whitey, that they thought it was a good idea to livestream his release from jail on Facebook.

Cel-e-brate good times, come on!

In the link above, a jubilant Batts can be seen laughing and, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say, clowning around with his supporters.

A flyer was also being circulated for a fundraiser at the hoodrat nightclub Limelight with a picture of stoic Batts and ghostly photoshopped Timea emblazoned with the title “Ca$hville’s Greatest Dad Appreciation” for this coming Thursday night (Aug. 18th).

You cannot make this shit up. The Runners Up to the Ca$hville’s Greatest Dad contest are literally everyone else who didn’t murder their kids last week.

Call me old fashioned. If I had just killed my daughter, I’d probably be borderline suicidal. I would have been on suicide watch in jail. If under threat of life in prison or the death penalty, at the very least I would be somber and likely in tears in the courtroom or in front if cameras.

Batts is cold-blooded and remorseless by all observations.

The Timea Batts funeral is today. Hopefully, the morticians and undertakers will specify that there is to be no video of the ceremonial pouring of Hennessy over her corpse or blowing of blunt smoke in her face as is often associated with tribal custom. Don’t judge.

That’s the jury’s job.

An exit note for prosecutors: Drug test Batts tomorrow and find him in violation of the terms of his bond.

$50k down the toilet.

In closing, Long Hollow Baptist Church is a den of vipers and the congregation fills the offering plates with tithings to Satan.

Naturally, the dipshits at the Nashville Scene think this is about lack of gun control and are taking a stance that this entire incident was an accident on blind faith alone without any investigation or consideration of the numerous and damning holes in Batts’ alibi or behavior immediately afterwards. Or, that he should have still been in jail following a 2012 attempted murder. Because Journalism ™.

Quiz: How Much Didn’t Can A Dindu Do If A Dindu, Dindu Nuffin?

Update in the Batts case, here, here, and here.

Why are these people cheering?

a) Their cousin was just selected inmate of the month at Riverbend Maximum Security Prison

b) The long awaited return of Popeye’s Beer Can Rip’N Chicken.

c) A man who shot and killed his 11 year old daughter after she returned from her first day of school and lied to police about it got his bond reduced from $1,000,000.00 to $500k after a spineless judge bowed to the whim of a mob armed with a change.org online petition.

The answer is, of course, “c”.

A man shot his 11 year old daughter as she walked in the door from her first day of school, lied about how it happened, tampered with evidence, and then thousands of people sign a petition and hundreds show up to court and cheer like they just won the Pick 3 because they don’t want him to face justice because he shares their skin color.

There is no other way to look at this one. And I’m sorry to say that I tried to find one that would pass the smell test. There aren’t any. He was wide awake and caught on home security video pacing around his house with a gun when he claimed he was startled from a sound sleep by an intruder.

The change.org petition was started by the appropriately named “Greedy Gettinoff”.

Even if it was an accident, how is this behavior in the courtroom even remotely appropriate given that an 11 year old girl is lying in the morgue but you’re happy you think babydaddy is escaping Whitey’s justice system?

The petition continues, “He loved his three daughters dearly and was a great father figure in her life. We ask that he is able to attend his daughter funeral service and have a lowered bond. His bond is 1 million dollars and that’s insane for a accident we need Timothy batts home for his grieving family.”

The petition writers insist that Batts “would never intentionally hurt his family” and ask for signatures to advocate “for the equality of punishments being handed out by our judicial system. Same crimes are being committed but blacks are handed 20% longer jail sentences then whites.”

“Equality of punishments”? He was just arrested two days ago. He won’t even go before a jury for probably at least 6 months to a year. They ought to be ashamed for throwing the race card in on this but they are incapable of shame.

So remember that li’l churrens. When Daddy, Uncle, or Mama’s Boyfriend is playing with illegal handgun even though he’s a convicted felon, if he shoots you with it then the lead pastor at Long Hollow Baptist Church is going to stand in front of the cameras, God, and everybody to make sure he doesn’t get punished for it.

Disgusting behavior by all of these people. Disgusting and surprising for once.

If Little Timea had yelled “hands up, don’t shoot” would you all be torn between looting the Dollar General Store or demanding that the police arrest the father because Black Lives Matter?

Your cheers have told us that they don’t matter. Not even to you.

WTW Weekend: Great Moments In White Trash Advertising

Picasso famously said that lesser artists borrow and that great artists steal. As I pulled up behind a company van in morning traffic, I was reminded of that. So what to make of this local company’s logo?

There’s something so familiar about that. I can’t quite put my fing..oh, wait:

It’s a blued up version of the Enron symbol:

Nothing says “trust us” with your electrical needs like shamelessly stealing the logo of a disgraced energy concern that was once the largest bankruptcy in the history of the country and led to one of the most destructive pieces of accounting legislation (Sarbanes-Oxley) in history.

But fret not. This isn’t the second coming of Enron, it’s Enron squared!

Next up, Manson Family Brand Pork Sausages. Every morning that starts off with “Death to the Pigs” is going to be a great day. #BLM approved.

Lady Vols Not Ladyboys

I saw this riding on a car’s bumper the other day and had to do a double-take.

From the Department of Unfortunate Cross-branding:


I knew UT had a recent brouhaha over wanting to fine, expel, and genitally mutilate students before sending them to re-education camps for not calling he/she/its by some new pronouns they invented five minutes ago but this?

It’s too insidious. They’re the Lady Vols not the Ladyboys. Cameltoes not camel’s nose.

We don’t want to know that your Ford F-150 secretly wants to be a convertible Mazda Miata or that your automatic Audi TT would rather be a stick. Maybe you get off on teasing those cisgenders at Pep Boys with your shocks and struts. But the only one who should know if you’ve blown a tranny should be your mechanic.

Come on, people. Pick a side.

Trumptards Face The Puppy Blender

It’s been kind of entertaining watching Insty veer to the right during the Obama years.

He’s sat out a lot of the feuding following his addition of a comments section especially during the Rise Of Trump. But this morning’s troll of Trump’s statement criticizing the US on civil rights as an excuse to not condemn Erdogan’s violent purge of the remaining secularists in Turkey is sure to produce 300 comments:

Well, it’s a standard lefty talking point — those tend to come, ultimately, from Soviet propagandists whether the talkers know it or not, and usually they don’t — and it’s one that’s been echoed by President Obama with his reminders to Americans not to get on our high horse (the Crusades, you know) and his disparaging of American exceptionalism.

The big news here is that a Republican candidate is saying it, but then, Trump spent most of his life as a Democrat.

He’s not just been a lifelong Democrat. He’s repeating Soviet propagandist talking points Democrats have been using for years. Perhaps some salt on that wound will help?

It’s ok though because Wall ™ and America’s going to be great again or something.

Reynolds isn’t wrong. It’s just odd that he’s deciding to take this tack so soon after the RNC convention given how many of his readers and commenters are still rolling around in the post-coital Cleveland cuddle puddle.

It’s Called Mempiss For A Reason

So I guess Kellogg’s can change their Frosted Flakes mascot to Tony The Tinkler:

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A video has surfaced on the Internet of a man urinating on a Kellogg assembly line.

It happened in 2014 at a facility in Memphis, Kellogg spokesperson Kris Charles said.

The video was uploaded by worldstarhiphop.com. Its content is highly graphic.

Kellogg is looking into the incident, and the FDA has started a criminal investigation.

The video was shot during the same time the company and the workers union fell into a nasty labor dispute and those employees were locked out.

At least it wasn’t the pipelayers union.

But if you’ve eaten Rice Krispies in the last year and a half, chances are they were impacted by the pouty union’s tinkle tirade. Not that they’re going to have jobs anyway when that plant closes and they’re put out on a permanent bathroom break.

Thanks again, Mempiss for living down to your reputation and up to your name.

Six Meat Facebook Sirloin Tip Of The Day

Maybe it’s the holiday weekend, I just don’t know, but I feel the need to offer this bit of unsolicited social media advice to no one in particular:

When you post on Facebook or wherever how happy you are with your husband, wife, family, blah, blah, blah – we all know that means that you just had a fight and are teetering on the edge of breaking up or getting a divorce. That this public professing of your undying, altruistic love and spiritual fulfillment somehow masks that you know your significant other monitors your Facebook postings and friends like a jealous hawk.

But that this highly public declaration will soothe and balm the nerves of whatever just happened. I assure you – it does not and now we all know. The more over-the-top the declaration, the sooner the separation. It would have to be with such ham-fisted attempts to manipulate.

Please stop. Both volunteering to lie to others and yourself. Keep your shit tight and work it out in private. Nothing ever gets better by inviting the world into your own personal problems.

You’re welcome.

Tennessee Escapes The Tyranny of Good Intentions

Insure Tennessee dies a natural death in the Tennessee state legislature.

Tennessee will not expand health benefits to hundreds of thousands of low-income residents, with state senators rebuking Gov. Bill Haslam’s controversial health care proposal.

The Senate Health and Welfare Committee voted against passing Haslam’s Insure Tennessee. Only four of the 11 committee members voted in favor of the plan.

The vote comes minutes after House Speaker Beth Harwell said she doesn’t think there are enough votes in the House to pass the plan.

“I don’t think I have the support,” Harwell told reporters as she walked away from the House chamber Wednesday.

Sweet freedom. Now Governor Haslam can go back to working with Mayor Bloomberg on taking our guns away.