Pat Smith Ruined An Otherwise Lovely Evening Of Divisive Hate Speech

So says the same people who sucked Cindy Sheehan’s dick for five years:

Being the out-of-control pundit that he is, Matthews went as far as to rule that Smith’s speech soured the evening:

It’s manifestly not true she had anything to do in that case, even if all of the arguments about what she said afterwards or Susan Rice said afterwards on Meet the Press are true and anybody who thinks about it for a second knows it’s not true and I think it’s wrong that they ruined their evening with this.

There goes Sissy again. Quite a departure from several years ago when he asked Saint Cindy of the Ditch Diocese to run for Congress.

I’m so old that I can remember when the mother of a slain soldier was imbued with Absolute Moral Authority ™.

The Obama’s Open Hearts Update: A writer for GQ tweets that he doesn’t care how many kids Smith has lost and that he would like to beat her to death.

Followed quickly by a non-apology apology.

Sometime in the late 90s, GQ changed from Gentlemen’s Quarterly to Grouchy Queers. Violent leftwing political fantasies mixed together with homoerotic features on Justin Bieber’s surprisingly simple workout routine, the $15 accessory that just made Ryan Gosling’s suit, and the top ten most fabulous sunglasses you won’t dare lose this summer.

Gravitas, you pansy assed cock yodelers.

Obama Wipes His Bloody Hands On America’s Coat

It’s so predictably funny. The Great Bigot. Ayatollah Obama The Pious repeatedly holding court on local criminal court cases without a shred of evidence. Also predictably, when his supporters ambush and murder cops following pep rallies at the White House he suddenly becomes the model of Blind Justice.

Confronting another killing of police officers, President Barack Obama on Sunday urged Americans to tamp down inflammatory words and actions as a violent summer collides with the nation’s heated presidential campaign.

Obama said the motive behind Sunday’s killing of three officers in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, was still unknown.

Everyone’s innocent until proven innocent in a court of LoFo public opinion following months of a false media narrative. Hands up, don’t shoot. Pictures of Saint Skittles, who could miraculously turn cough syrup and Arizona Iced Tea into Purple Drank, as a 12 year old eating birfday cake. And by the time Baton Rouge is through, Alton Sperling will be a world famous DJ who donated his time to helping little kids and not molesting them.

“We don’t need inflammatory rhetoric. We don’t need careless accusations thrown around to score political points or to advance an agenda. We need to temper our words and open our hearts … all of us,” Obama said.

He’s talking about Trump and the Associated Press emphasized that Trump uses “heated rhetoric”. In case you were confused about a motive for the dozen cops assasinated over the last two weeks, Ayatollah and the bathroom attendant that is the AP are helping him wipe his and BLM’s bloody hands off on Trump and Americans writ large.

He’s setting the stage to blame next week’s violence in Cleveland on Republican rhetoric at their convention. Their “careless accusations” will be the reason for violence. Not him. Not Lynch. Not Clinton. Not the BLM or whatever iteration of the Black Panthers or their fellow Nation of Islam mujahideen.

Republicans better be prepared. Hussein has worked his entire life towards agitating for a moment where he can turn 2016 Cleveland into 1968 Chicago. He’s killing cops right now and blaming it on you.

He’s not telling Black Lives Matter, Farrakhan, or Al Sharpton to tamp down the rhetoric after they’ve assasinated a dozen cops. He’s telling you.

Palate Cleanser: Don Lemon cuts off Sheriff Clarke and goes to commercial when he tells him what BLM is to his stupid face.

Time For A Malt Liquor Summit

So I guess, like I said in the previous post, Ayatollah Obama’s message to go out and kill some more cops was received by the #BLM crew loud and clear.

This is following up on the Ayatollah “I Don’t Do Photo-ops” Obama’s special, standing-in-solidarity meeting with Alton Sperling’s son and staging a photo-op with him at an orchestrated “townhall”.

At said townhall, Obama laid the shooting of Sperling solely at the feet of racist cops:

“The country is not as divided as it seems,” Obama began.

“We all have hopes and dreams and families and children and we all want the best for them,” he continued. “But because of the history of this country and the legacy of race and all the complications that are involved in that…

Nothing else he said was important. That was all he meant. The country’s not divided as it seems but because of racism your father is dead. A lot of black people had “hopes and dreams and families and children” but they experienced fatal “complications” because of this country full of racists and its racist cops – *wink, wink*.

The country’s not as divided as it seems but I’m working really hard on it.

That’s three dead Baton Rouge cops this morning and another 4 injured following the Ayatollah’s orders from his purple lips to the guns of his ad hoc Black Lives Matters junta.

Don’t expect him to lower any flags to half mast. If he lowered them every time a cop was killed by his supporters, he might as well just take it down all together.

Don’t expect any denunciations or broad brush smearing of their movement either. Loretta told them not to be discouraged and clearly they are not.

By all means, keep this up though. President Trump is just going to be rolling off the tongue by September.

Update: The identity of the shooter has been revealed as that 29 year old ex-Marine Sergeant who was following the commands of his leader and Ayatollah Obama’s neighbor the Intergalactic Islamic Afro-Wizard Louis Farrakhan. Daily Caller has found numerous Youtube videos where he is railing against white people but investigators don’t think it’s a hate crime because one of the 7 people he shot was black.

Great police work.

Exit Point: If Gavin Long, with his ample documented video evidence of racism against whites, targeting white police officers is not considered a hate crime, then it is once again time do away with hate crimes laws as they are a clear violation of the 14th Amendment.

Sins Of Omission

It’s all too familiar to see someone lose their job or be shamed at a national level for making an intemperate or truthful, though politically incorrect, comment on social media.

Forbid if some inarticulate cad does not feel the full force of our fully armed and operational SJW battlestation.

But what if people think that commentary is offensive, inaccurate, or racist simply because the government and the media collude to obscure and withhold the facts of current events because they would undermine their own narrative?

Which brings us to the conspiracy of silence regarding the true actions of the Bataclan Massacre terrorists:

According to this testimony, Wahhabist killers apparently gouged out eyes, castrated victims, and shoved their testicles in their mouths. They may also have disemboweled some poor souls. Women were stabbed in the genitals – and the torture was, victims told police, filmed for Daesh or Islamic State propaganda. For that reason, medics did not release the bodies of torture victims to the families, investigators said.

The French government hid evidence and has refused to turn over the bodies to the families following the Bataclan Massacre because the truth would then be known. They are denying the families and desecrating the memories, and likely the bodies of the deceased (just toss ’em in a pauper’s grave) out of the much feared but rarely seen Backlash Against Muzzloids.

We are living in a world that if you call Black Lives Matter a mob or a terrorist group then they get to gouge your eyes out and disembowel you professionally and personally. They can kill police. They can attack you at a Trump rally. But then they get a White House invite.

A world where terrorists can attack concert-goers, engage in the most depraved mutilations of their bodies and corpses. And the authorities who disarm you and refuse to defend you will cover up their heinous acts because they place a higher priority on cutting off any politically incorrect backlash.

As if the French even do “backlash”. What? Should they draw some more faggoty Eiffel Towers as peace signs? Light up some buildings in blue, red, and white?

Maybe some hipster femboy can drag his Moog to the makeshift memorial so he can score some Youtube hits and Facebook likes by singing “Imagine”.

Scott Pelley can wipe a fake tear from his eye as he finds The Beautiful Humanity In This Horrible Moment(tm).

If you read one story today, let it be that Heat Street link above. The wrong people got killed and the right people have yet to feel the backlash they richly deserve.

That’s Not Nice

It seems irony is alive and well. It may be the only thing left alive following yet another mysterious “criminal” act by an, as yet, unnamed person of unknown origin or religious denomination. A person, with a family like mine and yours, whose motivations I fear we may never untangle.

Regardless, it’s the glutton for punishment in me that demands I try. In doing so, I am going to provide 10 possible names of the as yet unnamed assailant who drove a large truck at a high rate of speed into a crowd before opening fire on the survivors in Nice, France for Bastille Day just moments ago.

Feel free to add your own:

1) Mohammed
2) Muhammad
3) Muhammed
4) Mohammad
5) Mohamed
6) Achmed
7) Omar
8) Farooq
9) Yussef
10) Abdullah

Again, there is a certain irony to people being killed while celebrating a holiday about storming a prison ostensibly to free people for writings the monarch found offensive by the people who they would be imprisoned by their current government for speaking out against today.

Obama’s pledge of our undying cooperation to bring these criminals to justice is sure to be forthcoming but he’s got a big weekend ahead of him with coordinating his BLM Day of Ragers to murder a few more policemen and all.

Whoever they may be and whose motivations we may never truly, truly know though we know without question what their motivation wasn’t.

A bit of pessimism from me if you don’t mind. This kind of attack could happen here at any time and odds are that the person who will do it has already been interviewed by the FBI and taken off the terrorist watchlist. In fact, this style of attack was attempted at the University of North Carolina in 2006. Imagine what would have happened in Nice if that truck had been packed with explosives and detonated remotely after the first responders showed up.

All it takes is one “Syrian refugee” with a credit card, a drivers license, and a rent-a-truck. And we’re going to have several ten thousand of them.

And Director James Comey wouldn’t do a damn thing differently.

*Ding, Ding, Ding*. And we have a winner. That would be Option #5 above:

Earlier this morning it was revealed that the driver of the truck used to attack Bastille Day celebrations in Nice has been named in local reports as 31-year-old delivery driver Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel, a Tunisian criminal, who is reported to be a French passport holder, and well-known to the police.

Also, that he shouted “Mahalo Snackbar” or something similar prior to being properly aerated by officers at the scene. So maybe he’s part of a violent Hawaiian separatist sect. Shocking that a “Frenchman” would do this to his own countrymen. 84 dead. Over 150 injured.

As expected, this latest mass murderer’s true motivations have already escaped the keen insight of investigators before they’ve even begun.

Ayatollah Obama, Final Arbiter if What Is And Isn’t Islam, should be closing his own rigorous investigation into how the mass murderer’s religious beliefs did not influence his actions by mid-morning.

The Obama Dallas Cop Murders

Why is anyone referring to the events in Dallas as anything else? This community has been organized and received the President’s Seal of Approval.

5 cops executed by Black Lives Matter snipers at a BLM police protest. BLM has visited the White House dozens of times. Works hand in glove with Holder and Lynch. The President of this country actively supports a domestic terrorist organization.

Why call this anything else. Less than 24 hours after Obama gives a speech where he passes immediate judgment in two separate police shootings on opposite sides of the country, members of a leftwing, domestic terror group that he has openly and repeatedly supported premeditatedly attempts to kill 12 police officers at their own protest.

Obama has blood on his hands and his fingerprints on the triggers. And he gave a speech this morning in Poland saying that the guns used, as if we even know what they are at this point, are to blame and that he’s already planning to take action on them. No condemnation of the event organizers. No condemnation of the event participants cheering and taunting in the streets and on Twitter.

It is a Congressional imperative to publicly censure this divisive totalitarian now before he orders his supporters to kill again and demand that the Black Lives Matters organization, supporters, and bankrollers immediately be treated as a domestic terrorist organization and have their bank accounts and communications seized as this criminal investigation goes forward.

UPDATE: Instead, the aforementioned Attorney General tells the murderers and taunters who cheered the executions in the streets to “not be discouraged” and essentially to threaten and murder a few more.

Message received, cunt.

Like the photonegative of the much decried pre-Mandela South Africa, we’re being ruled by a racist, black minority regime that doesn’t have the moral authority to hold its position.

All while Ayatollah Obama grinning jugear to jugear at the NATO summit at how his plan to start a race war is working.

In case I have mentioned it yet, every liberal everywhere is a traitor and a fucking disgrace.

No Terrorist Prick Can Pop The Media Bias Cherry

The far left Washington Post dared to stare into the navel of darkness. A phone call from Mujahideen Mateen in the middle of his queer killing rampage.

The shock hits the Ace Reporter like a letter to the editor he doesn’t agree with. He’s taken aback. His safe space in the newsroom had its pretty panties yanked down over the phone, and what happened next – only a licensed otolaryngologist or speech pathologist will ever know:

And he was speaking it very quickly. And that is when I said to him, ‘Sir. Please. Speak in English, please.’”

“I did it for ISIS,” the caller said, according to Gentili, “I did it for the Islamic State.”

Clearly confused by Madeen’s admission of being an ISIS supporting jihadi, the audial rorschach of his keenly honed journalistic training took over:

Ace Reporter: Sir, I don’t understand. Did you say you’re a Trump loving, gayhating, Christian bigot?

The gentle refugee, seemingly more incensed in a fit a righteous rightwing rage continued…

Mateen: In shallah, with Allah as my witness, we are taking the fight to the great Satan America, and I have hostages in the bathroom of the club Pulse.

Ace Reporter:. Let me write this down…you plan on making America great again by locking the LGBT community out of a public bathroom. Is that what this is about?

Mateen:. For fuck’s sake, are you listening to me? My father is an inspiration and who has spoken with John Kerry and Charles Rangel personally about becoming the rightful president of Afghanistan and I am going to take my MCX rifle and exact divine justice on the amyl popping infidels!

Ace Reporter: You said Trump’s speech in Florida inspired you to buy a fully automatic AR-15 machine gun because of same sex bathrooms?

Mateen:. Are you using a Boost Mobile or some shit? I’m going to hang up and kill these fucking ankle grabbing rump rangers now. Your time will come.


And with that, my ear cried in awareness of the diversity being silenced by the consequence of Republican intolerance. Another AR-15, the deadliest, most high powered weapon conceived, weapon of choice that was only meant for the battlefield was in the hands of another bitter clinging NRA supporter.

If I had something to pray to, I’d do it. Hopefully, a cop not beating an innocent, unarmed African-American bound for college could use his gun to persuade this wayward son of climate change refugees out of the Faux News echo chamber of homphobic hate.

Or, an offering to Gaia to balm the feelings of shame I feel as an American college graduate, at all those Christian bakers cheering in the streets for cakes not being delivered to same sex marriage ceremonies. Now their ovens of hate will stay as cold as their bigoted hearts. As cold…as the graves.

It Starts With An “F” and Ends With a “t”

Always addressing his most urgent presidential duties, Ayatollah Obama The Pious counsels his vaginally afflicted constituents with another round of confusing doublespeak:

Fresh off endorsing a woman to succeed him in the Oval Office, President Barack Obama stood before 5,000 convened as part of a White House summit on women and delivered his most robustly feminist speech yet.

“I may be a little grayer than I was eight years ago,” Obama told the advocates. “But this is what a feminist looks like.”

It may start with an “f” and end with a “t” but “feminist” was not the first word that came to mind as to what you look like, oh, Mad(emoiselle) Mullah.

Ayatollah Obama The Pious

In case anyone missed it, Ayatollah Obama the Pious held a bitter, angry press conference today because he was mad he was being forced to say “radical Islam”. Ayatollah Obama – the ultimate arbiter of what is and what isn’t Islam.

In it, he showed more flashes of anger than he did at his fellow Muzzloid that killed 50 of his fellow gays. And still, you see which one he sided with.

You can’t defeat what you’re afraid to call by it’s name. The disease of Islam that infects the civilized world from the podium of The White House.

Orlando Gay Nightclub Absorbs Islamic Terrorism Attack

Thanks for taking one for the team. And let’s not overreact, ok?

We likely have hundreds of thousands of Islamic radicals in the U.S. who have overstayed their visas, snuck across the border, imported as “refugees” of climate change, or just lied their way through our intentionally broken screening process – and they haven’t attacked our amoral country yet. An acceptable level of exceptions perhaps.

Nothing to worry your pretty, little head over.

But America puts that hunky Brawny paper towel man to shame with our absorption rate and Orlando Police and EMTs are the quicker picker uppers this weekend.

Let me break down the media narrative for how this is going to go.

1) Pretend that it was white, christian, ambiguously named “domestic terrorism” until reality can no longer be denied.

2) Once Islamic terrorism is established, humanize the murderer as having a hard life and who may have had legitimate grievances against our country for some perceived injustice.

3) Call the terrorist a “US citizen” to explain away that he is a Muslim who was either born here from refugees or was navigated through aforementioned broken screening procedures. Also, to muddy the waters and confuse LIVs as to who was responsible again.

4) Make this about “gun violence” and our wholly inadequate way to keep firearms out of the hands of people who our government was wholly inadequate in keeping out of the country in the first goddamn place.

5) Assiduously avoid blaming Obama, the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, or any of our other government employees who are monitoring everyone’s cellphones and bank records but, yet, can never arrest these kinds of people in advance even when their file has more red flags than a Moscow military parade.

The Shame Sticks To You Like ____________

We’ll file this Saturday afternoon (April 16, 2016) interview with Monica Lewinsky under battlestation prep. They tried to rehabilitate Lewinsky last year with some Ted Talks about how she was the first victim of internet bullying which is a newsflash to anyone who had ever engaged in a discussion with anyone else on the internet prior to 1998.

In comes the Guardian to try and wipe off Lewinsky’s stain from the front of Hillary’s Mao Tse Tung housecoats:

“That people could read the transcripts was horrific enough,” Lewinsky said in her TED talk, “but a few weeks later the audio tapes [the telephone calls Tripp secretly recorded] were aired on TV, and significant portions made available online. The public humiliation was excruciating. Life was almost unbearable.”

“I felt like every layer of my skin and my identity were ripped off of me in ’98 and ’99,” she tells me now. “It’s a skinning of sorts. You feel incredibly raw and frightened. But I also feel like the shame sticks to you like tar.”

So the publicity of the Tripp transcripts coming out installed an, heretofore, unknown feeling of “shame” into Ms. Lewinsky that was not present as she was having sex with a married man who happened was faceblasting her with his presidential payload while on her knees upon the eagle carpeting of the Oval Office.

The transcript coming out is when the shame happened. Everything up to that point was enough to make a Daddy proud.

Lewinsky talking about how shame “sticks” to you could easily fill a library of regrettable similes. All of the abuse she’s had to swallow because she didn’t swallow. But she controls the narrative now, America.

This rehabilitated cumdumpster is going to recycle your insults and sort them into color coded baskets to be harnessed for some useful purpose. Please wash your milky, white tar shame out of any containers before tossing them at the trash can of her life.

She’s developed an entire line of text message “anti-bullying” hug emojis for Vodafone. I am totally not shitting you.

It ends with her and the Guardian writer watching Trump on tv talking about how he’s going to drag her into the campaign as “fair game” to attack Clinton. Which it is.

She’s mad at Trump. The “unmistakable yellow blob” as he’s referred to in the anti-bullying / anti-shaming piece. Will he get an emoji? She’s not mad at Hillary who referred to her as a deranged stalker knowing full well that it was her hubby stalking the husky aisle at Lane Bryant for off-the-rack hoe bags.

But again. This is just prep work for Hillary. She took a round to the chest for Bill and 20 years later she’s going to take another one on the chin for her boyfriend’s wife.

Professional Outsider Seeks Career Insider

Pretzel logic from the carnival barker:

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump said he is “95 percent” sure he would pick a veteran politician for vice president if elected.

He said he would choose “somebody that can walk into the Senate and who’s been friendly with these guys for 25 years, and people for 25 years and can get things done” in an extensive interview with The Washington Post published Saturday.

How does one stay in Congress for 25 years and not be an establishment sell-out? Or the scumbag lobbyist who pays people off for quid pro quos? I’ve been told that Ted Cruz had been there for half a term and that all-of-the-sudden it’s his GOPe ™! If there’s one thing we don’t want it’s that “insider” Cruz who no one likes.

We want that for real insider who can harness his legendary compromising skills that got us 19 trillion dollars in debt in the first place.

Who would this be? Gingrich? Sessions? Kasich? Grassley? DeMint? DeLay? Hatch? Boehner? McConnell? Barbour? Alexander?

Who are these great, elder statesmen of the Republican Party with 25 year, highly overrated track records for “getting things done”? If they’re older than Trump, they’d leave no succession plan in place in the event he won.

Because I can’t think of one that is worth a damn and would shore up skeptical conservatives or not bring on more baggage. None from that list strike me as a game changer.

No former Congressmen turned Governors would seem to fit that description. Pence, Brownback, Snyder, Hutchison, Scott.

Obviously, this would be guided by Black, Manafort, Stone, and Kelly at this point. So someone on their roster that they’ve been lobbying during the last two decades. A known quantity.

Unfortunately, that would be everybody from Bush loyalists, to John McCain, to Jack Abramaoff, to a number of African dictatorships, and a slew of other questionable clients.

And the intellectually dishonest can continue to pretend that Roger Stone wasn’t working for Trump when he was peddling smut on Cruz to the Enquirer when Stone’s own firm was hired as Trump’s delegate counter a week later.

I’d say Trump drafting some old Republican bull to work out some magical deal would be a non-starter for supporters so wed to being an outsider but cults of personality don’t require intellectual consistency.

In other words, what a great idea! This all presupposes that he’s talking about bringing on a Republican as a VP.

Low Rent AM Disc Jockey Has Sources “Deep Inside” Cruz Campaign

I’m repeating myself at this point – nothing makes any sense.

Roger Stone, Trump’s off the books campaign Chief of Staff, gave an interview to a drive-time Atlanta DJ on Easter Sunday to talk about – what else? – how he has absolutely nothing to do with the smear campaign Trump coordinated against Cruz through the National Enquirer.

Because you know Meet the Press, Face The Nation, Stephopottamus, Fox News Sunday, and no big name outlet would want to talk about the biggest story this weekend with the only person named as a source in it. Right? No sirree, we’ll leave that to low watt Atlanta AM disc jockeys getting time and a half on Easter weekend.

Now, we’re to believe that this shit-on-his-shoes AM nobody has sources “deep inside” the Cruz campaign who are feeding him the line that “it’s all true”. Gee, who could that be?

Now Roger Stone bills himself as Lee Atwater without the strong ethical streak. In the interview, he relates the old political cliche that the worst thing that can happen to a pol besides people talking about them is people NOT talking about them. Ba-dum-bump. And, a first for me, here’s a link to Raw Story with some of the other tidbits from the interview and also the audio:

Donald Trump’s BFF Roger Stone knows that Donald Trump couldn’t possibly be behind the Ted Cruz sex scandal story the National Enquirer reported this week. DTrump told ABC’s This Week on Sunday that it was not him behind the story saying, “I have no control over the National Enquirer.” Stone echoed the same sentiment on AM970 where he told host Frank Morano that by definition he couldn’t be one of Trump’s henchmen because he’s not being paid. Cruz not only blamed Trump and Stone but he also accused Stone of being someone who copulates with rodents. “Knowing what a couple of these women look like,” Stone continued, “I actually feel like he’s the one who has been copulating with rodents.”

There’s that gratuitous, characteristic treatment of women from the Trump campaign. Cruz awkwardly implied I’m a ratfuck son-of-a-bitch but it looks like his women are the rats he’s fucking. One of which is Katrina Pierson who is Trump’s campaign spokeswoman. They probably have blood coming out of wherever too. Put that cheese in your mousetrap, Hurricane Katrina. But he continued:

Some have questioned if Ted Cruz will sue the National Enquirer for the story, but Stone claims that Cruz won’t because he can’t. “Again, why won’t he sue. It won’t cost him anything, he’s a lawyer himself…To be absolutely clear, Ted Cruz won’t sue because the allegations are largely true. That’s why he won’t sue.”

Is that Dan Ratherian enough for you? It’s fake but probably accurate. Eh, close enough.

Excuse me, guys and gals. I’ve got to go, uh, wash my hands in that hotel over there. Be right back. Now it’s time to turn on the charm while everyone around me just looks the other way. Right?

Playing coy isn’t exactly Stone’s strong suit. No, that would usually be a pink boa, a ball gag, and a dog collar. But there are several reasons why a lawsuit didn’t get filed over Easter weekend.

The first being, besides defamation and libel lawsuits are notoriously difficult to prove, is that if a candidate or any public figure files that kind of lawsuit, all you’re going to hear for the duration of it is the candidate’s name and “sex scandal” every time their name is mentioned. And he knows this. Please don’t throw me into that briar patch.

Not that any of this deters Trump’s smear merchants at the Conservative Outhouse and Peg Leg Pete’s Gateway Pundit. There is no new “news” in the interview. Just the usual innuendo that because Cruz hasn’t filed a $100 million dollar libel and defamation lawsuit since the story with no names, no sources, and no interviews with any involved parties broke on Good Friday is some Jimmy Swaggart-like admission of guilt. And they were right about John Edwards so they’re right about this too.

So right that they haven’t tried to interview any of the people they named as Cruz’s alleged paramours or his campaign. In fact, the greatest “evidence” they claim to have is a video of him walking in and out of a hotel with a woman NOT his wife. Because a candidate who’s been flying all over the country running for President for the last year doesn’t ever go to a hotel or have a campaign staff around him 24 hours a day. And he’s just going to walk in and out of a hotel over and over again with the national spotlight on him with his mistress at his side at the same time.

As per the script, Stone then implies that Heidi Cruz coordinated the bailout of the awful Goldman Sachs herself. He also claims that Rubio’s private investigators took the information he paid them to gather, continued the investigation on their own dime, and then sold the information themselves to the National Enquirer. He sure does know a lot about Rubio’s private investigators.

Which, again, is odd because why would the National Enquirer ask the allegedly non-affiliated Stone for comment on a story that has absolutely nothing to do with him.

If it comes out that Cruz is a moral shitbag pretender, I’ll be the first to say I’m done with him.

But…if all this turns out to be a lie, there are a bunch of formerly reputable bloggers who are nothing more than low-down, rotten motherfuckers trafficking in slime against the only Tea Party conservative to fight tooth and nail against the GOP establishment and Democrats in Washington.

Hey Jim, you know all those pictures in your masthead of Iraqis holding bloody shirts? Yea, Trump wasn’t for any of that you scumbag sellout.

Is It Possible To Be More Disgusted With People?

I’ve followed politics closely since the mid-90s. Never, that I can recall, have I ever been as disgusted with people allegedly on my own side as I have been in the last few months.

And that is primarily because of Trump and his supporters and is coming to a head over the emaciatingly sourced #CubanMistressCrisis. Ace has had several fire posts on the topic and one of his latest is resonating:

A lot of what you’re going to read below is me being shocked, shocked that there are some politics in politics, and that some political people are employed in the business of spreading derogatory rumors and gossip.

I also rewrote to narrow the focus of who it was, exactly, I was venting at. It’s not all Trump supporters nor all Rubio supporters.

But there is a certain sort of animal, the Political Beast, that just isn’t my cup of tea anymore.

Maybe I’ve just gotten older, and as I realize I have fewer minutes left in my life, I’m less willing to spend them on nasty shit.

Make no mistake – The National Enquirer story on Cruz is said “nasty shit”. Unsourced, completely anonymous, and thus, impossible to fully defend against – which is the point.

Additionally, and in coordination IMO, 3 more alleged bimbos being posted on a pro-Trump site called Avenger Social which, again, makes no sense at all.

Let’s say you’re an escort who has had an affair with a politician. If you are going to talk about it, why would it be with some no name anonymous blogger that no one’s ever heard of? All of this is anonymous. How do no name operatives get in touch with people at the behest of private investigators hired by who knows who?

For the especially hard of hearing, these operatives have names and they are the ones coordinating with the campaign to leak the results of their private investigation. The arms length transaction from Trump is as transparent as Obama claimed he would be.

It’s one thing for the Trump people to try and lay all of this off on bitter Rubio people but that’s a lie. Roger Stone, who still works for Trump even if it’s off the books, is the only named person sourced in the NE story and Avenger Social (who I would swear reads exactly like another rabid pro-Trump blogger everyone would recognize) has nothing but Cruz hit pieces and pro-Trump pieces on their site. While Trump plays like he has nothing to do with any of this. Nice family you’ve got their Lyin’ Ted – be a shame if anything happened to it. Completely unbelievable.

Sometimes you throw a bomb in the beehive and if there was a story there that you didn’t know about then it comes out. At the very least, the person has to deal with this trash can fire you set in their bedroom.

Setting all of this aside, my disgust is with Trump supporters. The unmitigated glee that I’ve seen them smear Cruz with is greater than anything I’ve ever seen aimed at Obama or the Clintons and I don’t know where this comes from.

Is it because of Glenn Beck? It can’t just be that because the rabid Trump supporters hate Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, Dana Loesch, Ben Shapiro, and a host of other movement stalwarts whose reputations were the gold standard prior to his candidacy.

Is it because of Cruz’s wearing of his religiosity on his sleeve? It’s not my bag but I grew up around Southern Baptists so there’s nothing here I haven’t seen before. Trump attends church less than Obama and previously stated that he has never asked for God’s forgiveness. I’m a fucking atheist and I’m telling you this guy isn’t a Christian. Having asked for god’s forgiveness is about the lowest standard to cross for becoming a Christian outside of having faith in Jesus Christ – and, under questioning, Trump believes he’s never done anything that he ever needed to ask forgiveness for.

A twice divorced real estate mogul from New York with mob ties, scumbag bisexual swinger political operatives, known to Jeffrey Epstein, and donations to the abortion industry has never done anything worth asking forgiveness over? It strains credulity.

Think about that one this Easter weekend.

Websites like Gateway Pundit and Breitbart are cesspits of hate for Cruz. Breitbart is rolling in his grave (at the 7:00 mark) at the behavior of his website. The comments sections of places like Free Republic are fucking sewers of hate for Cruz, as bad or worse than anything on Democratic Underground, and in support of a guy who is an unprincipled, immoral, anti-conservative demagogue who is going to turn on them as soon as he doesn’t need them anymore.

He thinks they’re gullible and he’s not wrong. They’re frustrated by the job situation in this country and they should be. Like me, they’ve seen what unfettered illegal immigration has done to the country at the hands of the Uniparty and are rightfully livid. In that frustration, they’ve turned to easy answers from an unscrupulous narcissist who’s compromised with liberals for his entire 70 year old life.

For the longest time, I’d even considered a Trump-Cruz ticket to be the golden bridge to the White House. That is never going to happen. Too much poison in the well. At this point, someone’s candidacy is going to have to die and for that to happen it’s going to have to get even nastier than it is now.

Whoever emerges is not going to be stronger and will be left with a fractured base who will not show up on election day. It didn’t have to be this way but that’s what it is and it’s because of Trump and the gutter path he and his supporters have taken against the only outsider candidate to risk his career stridently taking an aluminum baseball bat to the Republican establishment.

This could have been an election about issues and now it is at the level that historically could only be settled by pistols at dawn. I’ve said many times that this is not America anymore. It’s going to be less so when our only choice in this election is between Hillary Clinton and one of her many johns.

It’s Called Mempiss For A Reason

So I guess Kellogg’s can change their Frosted Flakes mascot to Tony The Tinkler:

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A video has surfaced on the Internet of a man urinating on a Kellogg assembly line.

It happened in 2014 at a facility in Memphis, Kellogg spokesperson Kris Charles said.

The video was uploaded by Its content is highly graphic.

Kellogg is looking into the incident, and the FDA has started a criminal investigation.

The video was shot during the same time the company and the workers union fell into a nasty labor dispute and those employees were locked out.

At least it wasn’t the pipelayers union.

But if you’ve eaten Rice Krispies in the last year and a half, chances are they were impacted by the pouty union’s tinkle tirade. Not that they’re going to have jobs anyway when that plant closes and they’re put out on a permanent bathroom break.

Thanks again, Mempiss for living down to your reputation and up to your name.

I Don’t Know Who You People Are

It’s been the conservative complaint for as long as I can recall:

The GOP Establishment does not listen to the people and only sends up Northeastern, moderate/liberal candidates that lose. That we shouldn’t buck the system and go third party but rather work within it to change it.

That was certainly the impetus behind the Tea Party and there were even a few of them who were incorruptible in the face of Democrat condemnation, MSM smears, a lying President, and a GOP Establishment who hated their guts and actively undermined them.

One of them, even decided to run for President and isn’t doing too bad.

So I’m confused. Was all that complaining just about the base being able to select a moderate Democrat to lose instead of the Establishment?

Now we have a candidate in Ted Cruz who ostensibly tried to play within the system. George W. Bush can hang out with Barack Obama and even have Obama blame him for everything that’s gone tits up in the last 8 years but the only person who he comes out and says he hates is Cruz.

Cruz – the “insider” that no one likes. He’s failed to make deals with the people whose deals have gotten us into this fucking mess.

When the Gang of Eight was within hours of forcing through Amnesty, Cruz and Sessions fought it and won. He filibustered another godawful budget deal where Obama chose to shut down the entire government and erect barricades overnight to keep veterans out of open air memorials and was thrown under the bus by Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. The man won a landmark Second Amendment rights case against all odds. I don’t have the keystrokes to cover all of the conservative stands Ted Cruz has made but to have one of the only bright lights in the last few years be called a pussy and then cheered by thousands of alleged conservatives in New Hampshire.

I don’t know who the fuck would do this. Much less believe it or cheer it. You’re not conservatives and you’re sure as fuck not Christians. Fools is more like it. Trump’s Chumps.

You’ve chosen to believe a liar because you’ve been losers for so long that you want to play yipping lapdog to big barking dog.

The big barking dog with tiny hands and who wears pink lipstick. The one who implies that he’d be planting an anal creampie in his daughter if they weren’t related. I heard that somewhere. I don’t know for certain that he wants to bake a custard pie in her mouth oven. I in no way think he would ever do that and I reprimand anyone who’d suggest that he’d like to make his daughter sign a non-disclosure agreement for being impregnated with his asshole baby. I’m just re-tweeting what I hear.

I’m not some shrinking violet. I’m as pissed as anyone at what has gone on in this country. When Marco “Mister” Roboto repeats his programming about Obama doing this shit to the country on purpose – just because he’s a one trick pony on it doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Obama is fucking this country up on purpose.

And yet, Trump doesn’t think so. He says “he disagrees respectfully” and that Obama is merely “incompetent”.

There’s your fucking pussy. Take a good whiff.


That Coldplay half-time show made my pussy hurt.

Can we maybe not have Diversity and Inclusion hijack every single Super Bowl and slit our good time’s throat on the 50 yard line?

I especially liked the audience member rubbing the rainbow flag cumkerchief in the lead singer’s face.

This is why ISIS hates us.

And Mini Coopers.

Islam Has Been Woven Into The Fabric of Football Since The Beginning

Can we not have a moment’s peace? Is it not enough that North Korea launched a nuclear capable ICBM in advance of the Super Bowl further demonstrating the unmitigated lunacy of the Iranian Nuke deal?

The answer, yet again, is no (via Newsbusters):

Barack Obama will once again be inserting himself into the Super Bowl on Sunday. This time, CBS has chosen Gayle King, a donor, supporter and family friend to Mr. and Mrs. Obama. Considering that King has partied at the White House, viewers of the pre-game show shouldn’t expect tough questions from the CBS This Morning co-host.

Obama has done an interview before each Super Bowl since 2009 and many of them have included softballs. But none of the previous journalists have been such ardent and open supporters of the President and Mrs. Obama.

Priorities. Many of us would like to finally found out what his favorite kind of ice cream is or what he thinks makes him so great.

I’d like to ask Gayle how many licks it takes to get to the center of Oprah’s twat just for scientific purposes. That question would certainly have more meat to it than whatever ego-stroking, legacy writing hagiography that King plans on donating through the most prized broadcast real estate.

Perhaps we’ll be treated to the telegraphed “Looking back, what’s your greatest disappointment?” softball that invariably ends in “I wish we could have worked together more” as if he did not play the leading part in creating the acrid atmosphere for eight years or “I could have tried harder to explain myself to you morons”.

Regardless, we can’t have a Super Bowl without Mooch the Beard and the Big Me, Me, Me, I, I, I, Mine, Mine, Mine taking a big dump on the country before kickoff.

Now put down those hot wings and pick up some kale chips. You’e got a lot of Let’s Movin’ to do. Gather ’round little churrens so we can find out about how Muslims were woven into the fabric of American football since the very beginning. That “pigskins” were banned after Muslims invented vulcanized rubber.

When Hank Stram and Vince Lombardi would quote inspirational suras before each game and when the adhans were broadcast from the minarets of the Los Angeles Coliseum.